Lisu II (The player of Lisu is a...)

[longshot]

I'm starting to think it's a dude trying to get some coins...

[Bobmuhthol]

No, it's definitely a woman. I was on the net and Telekin was whining about how Eylanna hates him or something, and I said, "Buying love. I won't buy it if Telekin put his filthy hands on it." Lisu thought to me with her service and rates. I almost killed her, but instead I thought back and said, "I smell Telekin. I refuse to buy your dirty love."

[Back]

Shes a man, baby! Yeah!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Either way, Lisu is driven.

[Parkbandit]

Amerlise fooled me for years.

In hindsight.. I always wondered how a girl would want to know so much about armor and weapons.

[Bobmuhthol]

Lisu has given me her services out of the game. I had to pay her two million dollars, and she gave me love as good as it gets. I wanted to shoot myself afterward. True story.

[Edaarin]

A friend of mine (relatively well known, I won't mention any names but he's a wizard) bought her services for 800k I think. I think I have the DeadAIM log where I was laughing at him about it, shoot me a message if you wnt to see it.

But apparently she sends you to her like webcam or something to prove she's not a man, heh.

[Edited on 8-5-2003 by Edaarin]

[Parkbandit]

Oh grow some balls and just post it here Edaarin! Just change the wizard's name.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yeah Edaarin, lets see the smut!

[Edaarin]

Okay, here it is. I think this whole thing got started because a bunch of people were making fun of Submit's name on the amunet.

Screen Name (3:30:22 AM): heh
Screen Name (3:30:24 AM): I dont see the problem
Screen Name (3:30:26 AM): her name is Submit
Screen Name (3:30:31 AM): she atleast knows what she's good for.
Mooshoo16 (3:31:09 AM): rofl
Screen Name (3:31:36 AM): chuckle
Screen Name (3:35:53 AM): Lisu definatly knows how to submit.
Screen Name (3:35:55 AM): when she's paid.
Mooshoo16 (3:35:58 AM): rofl
Mooshoo16 (3:36:09 AM): i should roll up a giant warrior and see what she's actually selling
Screen Name (3:36:29 AM): (Lisu crawls onto the bed, lightly moving across the sheets as she places her head above your crotch. "Such a magnificent piece. You weren't joking, you certaintly could get any woman for free, other than me that is." She lifts her right hand, gently, and with the lightest of touches cups your balls in her warm smooth palm.)
Screen Name (3:36:34 AM): I had to get a piece of that pie
Mooshoo16 (3:36:37 AM): ...
Mooshoo16 (3:36:38 AM): WHAT
Screen Name (3:36:42 AM): lol
Mooshoo16 (3:37:02 AM): is that for real
Screen Name (3:37:07 AM): yeah
Screen Name (3:37:08 AM): lol
Screen Name (3:37:10 AM): she's damn good
Screen Name (3:37:10 AM): grin
Mooshoo16 (3:37:12 AM): omfg
Mooshoo16 (3:37:18 AM): did you hire her?
Screen Name (3:37:25 AM): sure
Screen Name (3:37:27 AM): I had time to kill.
Screen Name (3:37:31 AM): was worth my money.. lol
Screen Name (3:37:36 AM): she has a brain
Screen Name (3:37:38 AM): she's actually smart.
Mooshoo16 (3:37:39 AM): oh god i hope you didn't beat off to that
Screen Name (3:37:44 AM): I made sure she was a girl RL too.
Mooshoo16 (3:37:46 AM): she's probably like 50 and old and decrepit
Screen Name (3:37:53 AM): i heard her voice.
Screen Name (3:38:01 AM): er
Screen Name (3:38:03 AM): saw her pic too.
Screen Name (3:38:06 AM): she's definatly female
Mooshoo16 (3:38:07 AM): oh
Screen Name (3:38:10 AM): webcam stylie.
Screen Name (3:38:11 AM): grin
Screen Name (3:38:25 AM): and I deleted her pic. I wasn't thinking
Screen Name (3:38:28 AM): but she's a hot lil redhed
Screen Name (3:38:30 AM): grin
Mooshoo16 (3:38:34 AM): rofl
Mooshoo16 (3:38:47 AM): dude, that's still twisted
Mooshoo16 (3:38:48 AM): heh
Screen Name (3:39:26 AM): lol
Screen Name (3:39:27 AM): yeah I know
Screen Name (3:39:29 AM): but shes good
Screen Name (3:39:32 AM): and hell yes i beat off to it
Mooshoo16 (3:39:33 AM): ugh
Screen Name (3:39:36 AM): it gets hella better.
Screen Name (3:39:36 AM): lol
Mooshoo16 (3:39:42 AM): jesus man
Mooshoo16 (3:39:46 AM): how much did you give her
Screen Name (3:40:14 AM): 800k.
Screen Name (3:40:17 AM): chuckle
Mooshoo16 (3:40:20 AM): ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Mooshoo16 (3:40:23 AM): JESUS
Screen Name (3:40:27 AM): shrug
Screen Name (3:40:29 AM): I got it back
Screen Name (3:40:30 AM): lol
Mooshoo16 (3:40:34 AM): ugh
Screen Name (3:40:40 AM): nudge
Mooshoo16 (3:43:14 AM): she probably has a script written out for this
Mooshoo16 (3:43:14 AM): heh
Screen Name (3:43:30 AM): Nope
Screen Name (3:43:36 AM): I told her I wanted somethin different
Screen Name (3:43:37 AM): lol

[Scott]

That's just..... sad?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

LMAO!

I need to go rub one out now, I'm so hot. :o

[Edited on 8-5-2003 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Warriorbird]

Youza ho, youza ho, I said dat youza ho....

You doin ho activities, with ho tendencies, hos is your friends, hos is your enemies...

Probably a chick out to make cash.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<(Lisu crawls onto the bed, lightly moving across the sheets as she places her head above your crotch. "Such a magnificent piece.">>

May I please massacre her in her sleep? That's the stupidest shit I've seen in GemStone. A close runner up:
Warclaidhm says, "i crashed on my scooter in real life and lost memory"

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Warclaidhm says, "i crashed on my scooter in real life and lost memory"

Even if you did somehow crash on your scooter.. and lost some memory..

Would you admit it out loud in a roleplaying game?

[Bobmuhthol]

Yes.

[Artha]

I don't think it'd be that hard to find a picture of a redhead. Especially with the internet at your fingers.

Definately a guy.

[GS4Gurl]

Its probably some greasy headed, wart infested, huge mammoth guy with chair sores on his butt, with a rather small but chafed penis. You can almost imagine the off white, brownie striped, crusty underwear laying beside his fungus infested, clublike feet. Oh yes now isn't that a lovely picture in your head? Enjoy your cybering!!

[Edited on 8-6-2003 by GS4Gurl]

[longshot]

Originally posted by GS4Gurl
Its probably some greasy headed, wart infested, huge mammoth guy with chair sores on his butt, with a rather small but chafed penis. You can almost imagine the off white, brownie striped, crusty underwear laying beside his fungus infested, clublike feet. Oh yes now isn't that a lovely picture in your head? Enjoy your cybering!!

[Edited on 8-6-2003 by GS4Gurl]

You should paint the rooms in Gemstone.
That was really sick and wrong... but it did put one hell of an image in my head.

[GS4Gurl]

Bwahahaha

[daragon13]

People actually pay this hoe for stupid shit like that? I had better for free.

~Her end is near~

[Kurili]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Lisu echo in your mind:
"Drabbo, mystery auctions traditionally start at 1k. Reason : When a 'mystery' option starts at more than that, the real value of the items is "MB - 50%""


Seems she's also an expert on selling...in addition to her other questionable 'talents'

[Betheny]

Scary. I actually believed her when she said she wasn't a whore.

My perceptions are shattered.

[Kurili]

She's not only a whore, but a poacher and a killer. AND someone who, while she feels SHE can kill, has REPORT sent before her body drops when she gets it. Oh...and the self-appointed Amunet selling expert

[daragon13]

I think I will start an appropriate topic in a minute for her.

~She must be eliminated~

[StrayRogue]

It feels good to know that theres one less punk snert like you Dargius in the game for a month.

[Adhara]

Hey anyone know what the policy says about whores (real or roleplayed)? I'm curious now. I find it hard to believe that it is admissible yet you say something like "shit" and you have a mouth full of soap for 20 minutes.

[Adhara]

OK forgive me if this is posted twice, I got page not found the first time...

Anyone know what the policy says about whores? Real or roleplayed. I'm surprised that it seems acceptable yet you can have a mouth full of soap for 20 minutes by saying "shit" out loud.

[Crazed Sylvan]

If the door is closed and latched, anything goes...

Unless they have probable cause to listen in, such as a tip from someone that you're discussing abuse of a bug or something like that.

They don't claim to look in otherwise.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Adhara
OK forgive me if this is posted twice, I got page not found the first time...

Anyone know what the policy says about whores? Real or roleplayed. I'm surprised that it seems acceptable yet you can have a mouth full of soap for 20 minutes by saying "shit" out loud.

What people do in private rooms isn't covered by policy. She doesn't have sex with people in the middle of TSC.

[Bobmuhthol]

Someone got a message not to abuse the ACT verb, then the GM apologized for not realizing it was a latched room. They watch everything, you just don't get any hassle in latched rooms.

[daragon13]

Originally posted by Gemstone101

Originally posted by Adhara
OK forgive me if this is posted twice, I got page not found the first time...

Anyone know what the policy says about whores? Real or roleplayed. I'm surprised that it seems acceptable yet you can have a mouth full of soap for 20 minutes by saying "shit" out loud.

What people do in private rooms isn't covered by policy. She doesn't have sex with people in the middle of TSC.

No but she does advertise on the amunet. Which selling yourself in that way in a family environment game to me should be considered against policy.

[Back]

No but she does advertise on the amunet. Which selling yourself in that way in a family environment game to me should be considered against policy.

Give it up already. No one cares.

And further more... lets get away from this "family values crap" and play a real game. Don't tell me you haven't played Vice City!

[Edited on 8-12-2003 by Backlash]

[daragon13]

Originally posted by Backlash

No but she does advertise on the amunet. Which selling yourself in that way in a family environment game to me should be considered against policy.

Give it up already. No one cares.

And further more... lets get away from this "family values crap" and play a real game. Don't tell me you haven't played Vice City!

[Edited on 8-12-2003 by Backlash]

OMFG, hehe if no one cared, then Why am I bitching about it? Atleast one person cares. :D

~Bam, Another Dumbass bites the dust~

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Amerlise fooled me for years.

In hindsight.. I always wondered how a girl would want to know so much about armor and weapons.

Amerlise was\is a dude? Damn that had me fooled for about 8 years now.

[Back]

~Bam, Another Dumbass bites the dust~

Enjoy the time off. I'm still playing. ;)

[daragon13]

Originally posted by Backlash

~Bam, Another Dumbass bites the dust~

Enjoy the time off. I'm still playing. ;)

Oh your SO damn original. If that's all you have go back to school. :D