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100% Wool
05-07-2004, 04:39 PM
Drezdon looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.

You gesture at Drezdon.
CS: +241 - TD: +192 + CvA: -7 + d100: +91 == +133
Warding failed!
Drezdon suddenly stops all movement.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You gesture at Drezdon.
A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Drezdon, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
Drezdon seems to lose some dexterity.
The dim aura fades from around Drezdon.
Drezdon returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves Drezdon.
The air about Drezdon stops shimmering.
The powerful look leaves Drezdon.
Drezdon begins to move again.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>
Glanvis nods to you.

>
Maliku says, "Ouch."

Glanvis says, "Woah."

You gesture at Drezdon.
CS: +289 - TD: +177 + CvA: -7 + d100: +49 == +154
Warding failed!
Drezdon is frozen in fear!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You gesture at Drezdon.
You concentrate intently on Drezdon, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Drezdon!
CS: +289 - TD: +177 + CvA: -7 + d100: +91 == +196
Warding failed!
Drezdon shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Drezdon is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Drezdon's left forearm at the elbow!
He is stunned!
... 40 points of damage!
Blow shatters bones in Drezdon's neck leaving his head hanging loosely!

* Drezdon drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Drezdon.
Drezdon seems a bit less imposing.
Drezdon becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Drezdon suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Drezdon.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Drezdon.
The light blue glow leaves Drezdon.

A melodic voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Guard Captain!"

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Maliku says, "Wow."

Eiderfleur's jaw drops.

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My stated formula states that
Barumples > Snerts

Bobmuhthol
05-07-2004, 04:40 PM
Spell whore.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
05-07-2004, 04:42 PM
I don't know him, and can't tell from the log, so.... why is he a snert?

100% Wool
05-07-2004, 04:47 PM
Oh the story is...I ran past him using a script to town and supposely he was stunned and I didn't bother to help because I didn't see
[ he later kept on changing the story to that he was dead ]

He then started talking shit about smacking me around at the Dais
while I wasn't even there

Someone told me about it
So I came to the dais and sat there

He asked for a healer

I left to deposit coins in the bank and came back to heal him

What I didn't notice while I was gone though was that he was talking shit again

So anyway I healed him feeling bad and to be nice

Then he starts to talk shit about about how he didn't want any healing.....

So anyway this guy starts to stalk me in my hunting area
which he barely could hunt in cause he was hunting trali before
and obviously getting hit, now all of a sudden he's in faeroths
saying I poached one of his kills....

First of all he was stalking me the whole time following me around
he made up that story and telling everyone in the dais I was poaching his kills...he wasn't even attacking them or anything he was just stalking me the whole time I was hunting

This guy was looking for a fight and I gave it to him only thing is he didn't have a chance to fight back

[Edited on 5-7-2004 by 100% Wool]

Nieninque
05-07-2004, 05:01 PM
Only thing worse than getting killed by a healer is being killed by a rolton...

100% Wool
05-07-2004, 05:08 PM
What's wrong with roltons, we aren't weak. They are beasts of legend!

This is obviously a prime example of the beast of legend, the fiend of song and tale. Known near and far as an implacable enemy of early settlers, it was this ferocious sheeplike creature that earned the epithet of Warrior-Killer in its sordid past. The rolton is covered with a dirty, matted, disgusting-looking grey pelt that might once have been white and is still abysmally smelly. However, it isn't this trait alone that gives her such a terrifying appearance. As the animal bleats at you, it is then you get a view of the 'maw of death', with its long, curved incisors that gnash and gnaw. The critter has some nasty-looking hooves as well.

Nakiro
05-07-2004, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque
Only thing worse than getting killed by a healer is being killed by a rolton...

Allow me to shatter your face.

Fengus
05-07-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by 100% Wool
...earned the epithet of Warrior-Killer [/b]in its sordid past.


Yeah they killed Ber, but it was a hundred of em.

Omens
05-07-2004, 10:18 PM
One of Drezdon little girly buddys


Accabarat leaps from hiding to attack!
Accabarat swings a fel hafted vultite waraxe at Othorion!
AS: +289 vs DS: +128 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +18 = +211
... and hits for 31 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
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Darrmoq gestures at Drezdon.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Drezdon, then fades into the body.
>
You gasp and draw a sweet breath of air, feeling very weak.
>
A rolton trots in!
>
Lady Celexei's group just came through the wooden gates.
>cast at oth
You gesture at Othorion.
CS: +301 - TD: +165 + CvA: +2 + d100: +40 - -5 == +183
Warding failed!
Blast encases right hand instantly turning it into a fine white powder! +94 damage.
An extra 21 damage.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Itoble slyly says, "Ouch."
>prep 705
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Disintegrate...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at oth
You gesture at Othorion.
CS: +301 - TD: +165 + CvA: +2 + d100: +5 - -5 == +148
Warding failed!
Unpleasant wound to left arm! +64 damage.

* Othorion drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Othorion just bit the dust!
>
The ghostly voice of Drezdon says, "Dont kill here."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Celexei sweetly asks, "Whats happenin?"



Pwned. Thank you. Drive through please.

Trinitis
05-07-2004, 10:21 PM
>
You gasp and draw a sweet breath of air, feeling very weak.
>


I'd say you where getting served untill someone else saved your ass.

crazymage
05-07-2004, 10:25 PM
LOL look how he leaves out the part of him crying on psinet

100% Wool
05-08-2004, 12:40 AM
Drezdon whispers, "They pay will be good I've got a few million to spend but i have to pay all the henchmen.""

8:53 PM eastern

[Drezdon (subdued)]: "looking to hire serious henchmen you will be
expected to kill peole come see me in the east tower dormitory if your interested""


[OOC]-Shay: "You quietly whisper to Drezdon, "Nobody'll find me, so it's pretty easy to pick 'em off." You quietly whisper to Drezdon, "195 ranks hiding." Drezdon whispers, "They might dere old arse people there." Drezdon whispers, "Like blades.""


Drezdon whispers to the group, "I figure nobody will get in trouble for rping as henchmen.""

"Drezdon whispers, "Bard empath and rogue about mid 50's each.""


"Drezdon says, "I believe there all the same person.""

"Drezdon says, "I've got a 8x kopesh I would part with if the empath was deeded."

[OOC]-Shay: "Drezdon says, "The bard must die first he's dangerous." Alfador laughs!"

[OOC]-Shay: "hahaklsghdjasjklhhahahaha"

[OOC]-Shay: "Drezdon says, "There not knowing its coming.""
[OOC]-Alfador: "Drezdon says, "There not knowing its coming."


[OOC]-Shay: "Drezdon says, "I'll pay your way of course." You say, "If you don't.." You say, "I can kill you more easily than I can kill them." Drezdon grins at you.Drezdon says, "I'll pay 300k just for you to come and get my back from his friends." Drezdon says, "And more if you kill them."

Drezdon says, "I'm here trying to hire people because I gave the bard my word a war was coming to him.""


[OOC]-Shay: "Accabarat asks, "Giving my life possible?""


[OOC]-Shay: "Othorion says, "100k up front is my fee." Drezdon says, "You'll get it when we make the trip." Othorion says, "Upfront means before.""

Drezdon says, "And I dont know if you'll just walk away when I hand ya the 100k.""


[OOC]-Shay: "Drezdon says, "And I'm almost positive there all one mind.""
[OOC]-Shay: "Drezdon says, "They got alot of friends in town.""




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later that night Drez went to the landing to hire people to kill maliku,cayge and i...
too bad he sucks at it

Anyway to the point...he got hoaxed
Shay killed me..got money...and we split it

but anyway here's shay trying to make some extra coins...and getting pwned in stead

You concentrate intently on Shay, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Shay!
CS: +289 - TD: +199 + CvA: +12 + d100: +11 - -5 == +118
Warding failed!
Shay shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Shay is smashed for 29 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Blow to left eye destroys it!
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.



You gesture at Shay.
You concentrate intently on Shay, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Shay!
CS: +289 - TD: +199 + CvA: +12 + d100: +65 - -5 == +172
Warding failed!
Shay shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Shay is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Shay's right forearm at the elbow!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to back separates vertebrae!

* Shay drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Bobmuhthol
05-08-2004, 12:48 AM
<<but anyway here's shay trying to make some extra coins...and getting pwned in stead>>

Actually that was Shay killing you for being a dick.

100% Wool
05-08-2004, 12:52 AM
Oh like you actually give a shit about the guy....psshhh

Bobmuhthol
05-08-2004, 12:53 AM
I wasn't doing it to get paid. I was doing it so you'd die.

100% Wool
05-08-2004, 12:56 AM
Sure whatever you love me more than buffalo wings

Fengus
05-08-2004, 02:16 AM
Mmmm, rolton wings.