My next trollathon.

[LMingrone]

I swear. The internet is a funny place. I won't go into too much detail, as that will just turn the trolling around....

Some 50 year old woman is stalking me all over the internet. She wants me to hit it. Of course, I won't, I'm loyal to my wife, plus a 50 year old? Yeah right, I'm too awesome. I'm playing along though. I'll make sure to take screen caps as this plays out. Now she's asking me if I touch myself. WTF? If anyone has any good ideas for me to trollalalala her, let me know. This is some creepy shit.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/104/trolltroll.png

I guess Pink Floyd is a person now.

[No Gnomes Is Good News]

I swear. The internet is a funny place. I won't go into too much detail, as that will just turn the trolling around....

Some 50 year old woman is stalking me all over the internet. She wants me to hit it. Of course, I won't, I'm loyal to my wife, plus a 50 year old? Yeah right, I'm too awesome. I'm playing along though. I'll make sure to take screen caps as this plays out. Now she's asking me if I touch myself. WTF? If anyone has any good ideas for me to trollalalala her, let me know. This is some creepy shit.

Damn Lar, AOL chat rooms still exist? ;)

[Sinanju]

Pink Floyd - It tempts people into cheating.

[LMingrone]

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/639/trolltroll2.png

[AnticorRifling]

Bloodninja that chick.

[Sinanju]

I got something similiar to this on facebook yesterday. In my picture I'm sticking out my tongue and this spanish chick told me she liked my tongue. I would've gone for her, if she wasn't a fatty.

[LMingrone]

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6237/trolltroll3.png

All the black outs are her. I feel so loved.

[ravashaak]

"You like Pink Floyd I like him too"

This bitch is 50 and is talking about Pink Floyd like the band is a guy. WTF?

[LMingrone]

Yeah, I LOLd at that. Syd was the one member I never got to meet. RIP Syd.

Don't worry, she now believes I work for the CIA. I'm like the band "James Bond" to her now.

[LMingrone]

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/5003/trolltroll4.png

[Tgo01]

"You like Pink Floyd I like him too"

This bitch is 50 and is talking about Pink Floyd like the band is a guy. WTF?

Well to be fair wasn't the characters name Pink Floyd in the movie?

[LMingrone]

No. Floyd Pinkerton. What I believe about The Wall: Pink is all the members at different stages of their lives. Mostly Waters, Gilmour, and Barret.

Edit: Well I guees Wikipedia says he is Pink Floyd too. Stupid Wiki.

[Tgo01]

No. Floyd Pinkerton. What I believe about The Wall: Pink is all the members at different stages of their lives. Mostly Waters, Gilmour, and Barret.

Edit: Well I guees Wikipedia says he is Pink Floyd too. Stupid Wiki.

I think Pink Floyd was a nickname of sorts wasn't it? I don't know it's been over a decade since I last saw the movie but I thought everyone called him Pink.

[LMingrone]

Yeah, he was only called Pink in the movie. Pink Floyd got their name from a combination of two jazz musicians I believe.

[Jayvn]

so..was this some kind of terrible at typing the English bot? ...

[JDDZ]

I think you are missing out here. Older ladies FTW in the sack, as long as they are in shape. Not that I know from experience or anything. There is the whole wife situation thing, maybe you are making the right choice.

[LMingrone]

It's a real person. She's now my Facebook friend :)

Today is full of lulz. I just got back from the gas station. Some dude was in front of me buying a ton of breath mints and was short on change, so I gave him a quarter. He looks at me and says, "Know why I'm buying all these breath mints? BECAUSE I SMOKE CRACK!". Then walks out. It was hilarious.

[diethx]

It's a real person. She's now my Facebook friend :)

Today is full of lulz. I just got back from the gas station. Some dude was in front of me buying a ton of breath mints and was short on change, so I gave him a quarter. He looks at me and says, "Know why I'm buying all these breath mints? BECAUSE I SMOKE CRACK!". Then walks out. It was hilarious.

Was he short on change because the carnies had dequartered him?

[Stanley Burrell]

Wow, L.

Also, I think Pink Floyd is a pretty cool guy. eh does martial and doesn't afraid of top secret job?

[LMingrone]

I'm just trying to figure out if I should send her husband this info. I'm an asshole sometimes, but not like that. Then again she's trying to cheat on him while he's on away with the Navy. What a whore.

[EasternBrand]

I'm just trying to figure out if I should send her husband this info. I'm an asshole sometimes, but not like that. Then again she's trying to cheat on him while he's on away with the Navy. What a whore.

Cheating on a spouse? Man, just like a sailor on shore leave!

[Stanley Burrell]

Do an IRL bloodninja.

[LMingrone]

Anyone who cheats is a lying whore. Male or female. Don't get married.

I'll go BN when she gets back online. I do have a wizard's hat IRL hmmm.

[Delias]

Anyone who cheats is a lying whore. Male or female. Don't get married.

I'll go BN when she gets back online. I do have a wizard's hat IRL hmmm.

What if they don't lie about it?

[LMingrone]

Good point. One advantage of being a mute.

[Stanley Burrell]

What if they don't lie about it?

When you're the most powerful sorcerer in the lands, you don't have to make stuff up.

Oh yeeah.

[Delias]

Good point. One advantage of being a mute.

Well, I calmly and logically explained to my wife that I generally assume that at one point during the course of our marriage, at least one if not both of us will cheat on the other. I'm 28. We've been together since I was 18. Now, assuming we don't get divorced and neither of us dies early, we can expect to be together for another 50 years or so, give or take. It's pretty naive to think that, humans being what they are, neither of us will fuck someone else in that span of time... but what can I say, I'm obviously a romantic.

edit: for the record, I haven't yet.

[LMingrone]

I'm 29 and have been with my wife since I was 17. HIGH FIVE. I'm only allowed to have sex with her and Jessica Alba. But she has to be there and get involved. SOMEONE GIVE ME ALBA's PHONE #.

[Delias]

I'm 29 and have been with my wife since I was 17. HIGH FIVE. I'm only allowed to have sex with her and Jessica Alba. But she has to be there and get involved. SOMEONE GIVE ME ALBA's PHONE #.

Isn't it 900-976-ALBA?

[Sinanju]

Buttsecks her on a boat, perform a brutal donkey punch that breaks her neck, throw her overboard, post results here.

(Rent the movie Donkey punch. It's an actual movie.)

[LMingrone]

Maybe I'm odd. I've never wanted to buttsecks. I don't like to be violent. I need to enjoy this!!!!!!!

[Sinanju]

Lmao. Oh well, maybe some other brave PCer will take up this task.

[Delias]

Maybe I'm odd. I've never wanted to buttsecks. I don't like to be violent. I need to enjoy this!!!!!!!

Variety is the spice of life.

[LMingrone]

:)

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5682/trolll6.png

[Tgo01]

You gonna be tapping that ass now that you're divorced?

[LMingrone]

Shutup. I'm busy, and I'm not divorced. I win games. I don't lose.

[LMingrone]

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[LMingrone]

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[LMingrone]

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[Jayvn]

better get a shot of 520 in there before you 506fap or you'll end up with crazy wizard chaffage..

[Jayvn]

fuck man..she totally set you up for some full metal jacket lines... :(

[LMingrone]

Yeah, I know. I can't think of anything but Lawrence and Texas. I got screws in my brain.

[AnticorRifling]

Well, I calmly and logically explained to my wife that I generally assume that at one point during the course of our marriage, at least one if not both of us will cheat on the other. I'm 28. We've been together since I was 18. Now, assuming we don't get divorced and neither of us dies early, we can expect to be together for another 50 years or so, give or take. It's pretty naive to think that, humans being what they are, neither of us will fuck someone else in that span of time... but what can I say, I'm obviously a romantic.

edit: for the record, I haven't yet.

You're pretty much retarded.

[Parkbandit]

Well, I calmly and logically explained to my wife that I generally assume that at one point during the course of our marriage, at least one if not both of us will cheat on the other. I'm 28. We've been together since I was 18. Now, assuming we don't get divorced and neither of us dies early, we can expect to be together for another 50 years or so, give or take. It's pretty naive to think that, humans being what they are, neither of us will fuck someone else in that span of time... but what can I say, I'm obviously a romantic.

edit: for the record, I haven't yet.


You're pretty much retarded.

Hopefully, she's banging the shit out of any guy that looks at her.

[LMingrone]

Is she somewhat hot? I'm a tiger.

[AnticorRifling]

Is she somewhat hot? She is


I'm a tiger. Clearly you're not.

[LMingrone]

You got me. I am not a tiger. My whole world is falling apart! I'm gonna go cry.

[pabstblueribbon]

Is she somewhat hot? I'm a tiger.

I once wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Take her to a Yankees game!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Ask her if she's ever been in a threesome, and that you like being spanked and treated like a baby.

[AnticorRifling]

SHM I think you might have accidently.

[Delias]

You're pretty much retarded.

I know, who would expect a human being to follow one of their two primary drives? It's crazy.

You can dress it up however you want to, but we're still just apes. If you want to pretend that your morality and willpower are perfect and that your spouses are likewise, then go right ahead, but I'm more than willing to admit my flaws and make provision for what happens when I act in a flawed manner.

It's not like I'm out looking for a mistress, or something. It's just important to leave room for the unknown.

[AnticorRifling]

You're attempting to rationalize your weakness with "Well my primary drives say so". Gotcha.

Your willing to admit that you can't keep your word, then why give it to begin with?

[Delias]

You're attempting to rationalize your weakness with "Well my primary drives say so". Gotcha.

Your willing to admit that you can't keep your word, then why give it to begin with?

You don't know what word I've given, so how can you judge such a thing?

I don't need to rationalize my weakness. I am weak, sure, but I try not to be. I've succeeded for the last ten years but who can say what tomorrow will bring? Just because a particular tree has withstood a hundred storms doesn't mean it will make it through a hundred and one. I would think the rates of divorce and infidelity are high enough to convince you that my position is a realistic one, but no, apparently your most honorable "I will never fail" approach is the way the world ACTUALLY works and I've just missed it this whole time.

Seriously, grow up. People are flawed, people make mistakes -even honorable people (even when they try really hard not to).
Would I be hurt if my wife as unfaithful? Yes, probably. I expect she would be hurt if I was. Is it plausible to expect at least one of two people will make a mistake during the course of an entire lifetime? I think so.

Edit: I realize the retarded sort of irony that comes with me telling people to grow up.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You don't know what word I've given, so how can you judge such a thing?

I don't need to rationalize my weakness. I am weak, sure, but I try not to be. I've succeeded for the last ten years but who can say what tomorrow will bring? Just because a particular tree has withstood a hundred storms doesn't mean it will make it through a hundred and one. I would think the rates of divorce and infidelity are high enough to convince you that my position is a realistic one, but no, apparently your most honorable "I will never fail" approach is the way the world ACTUALLY works and I've just missed it this whole time.

Seriously, grow up. People are flawed, people make mistakes -even honorable people (even when they try really hard not to).
Would I be hurt if my wife as unfaithful? Yes, probably. I expect she would be hurt if I was. Is it plausible to expect at least one of two people will make a mistake during the course of an entire lifetime? I think so.

Edit: I realize the retarded sort of irony that comes with me telling people to grow up.

Divorce rates and infidelity are high because people accept it, rather than own up to the committment they made when they were married. People find it easier to quit and start over than actually try to work through issues. When you look at serious relationships as disposable, well they are.

[Delias]

Divorce rates and infidelity are high because people accept it, rather than own up to the committment they made when they were married. People find it easier to quit and start over than actually try to work through issues. When you look at serious relationships as disposable, well they are.

I didn't say infidelity would necessitate a divorce. It's an issue that can be worked through like any other.

[Parkbandit]

You don't know what word I've given, so how can you judge such a thing?

Pretty sure Anticor is talking about the word you agreed to upon entering a marriage.. that you wouldn't cheat on your wife.

[AnticorRifling]

Did you really just compare making the decision to not put your penis in something to a tree weathering storms?

[Delias]

Pretty sure Anticor is talking about the word you agreed to upon entering a marriage.. that you wouldn't cheat on your wife.

I don't believe you were at my wedding to hear what vows I spoke. For all you know, I promised to always give her the last piece of chicken, and that was that.

And yes, I did compare not putting my penis into someone as a tree weathering storms, but the metaphor was not penis specific- I meant it as more of a general metaphor for "We don't always succeed, despite our best efforts or proven track record".

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I don't believe you were at my wedding to hear what vows I spoke. For all you know, I promised to always give her the last piece of chicken, and that was that.

And yes, I did compare not putting my penis into someone as a tree weathering storms, but the metaphor was not penis specific- I meant it as more of a general metaphor for "We don't always succeed, despite our best efforts or proven track record".

So in your vows you didn't swear fidelity? To honor, cherish, etc?

[Cephalopod]

I promised to always give her the last piece of chicken, and that was that.


WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?

That last piece of chicken is ALWAYS mine.

Bitch better keep her hands off my chicken.

[Delias]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?

That last piece of chicken is ALWAYS mine.

Bitch better keep her hands off my chicken.

I'll have her sew a pork chop to a wing, you'll never know.

[Delias]

So in your vows you didn't swear fidelity? To honor, cherish, etc?

Love, honor, and cherish- I did, surely. I don't believe fidelity was in there, actually. I'm wiling to bet the judge didn't particularly care and was just ready for his day to end.

Edit: And technically I had a second ceremony in her mother's bullshit religion just to make her family happy, and I don't think it was in there either.

[Parkbandit]

Love, honor, and cherish- I did, surely. I don't believe fidelity was in there, actually. I'm wiling to bet the judge didn't particularly care and was just ready for his day to end.

Edit: And technically I had a second ceremony in her mother's bullshit religion just to make her family happy, and I don't think it was in there either.

Well awesome news for you then! Heck, you never promised her you would be faithful... you should go get some strange.

Congrats. Really.

[AnticorRifling]

You know it would hurt her, you do it anyway, there is no honor in that. You lied. Snap.

[Delias]

You know it would hurt her, you do it anyway, there is no honor in that. You lied. Snap.

That's happened once or twice, as I recall. In my full disclosure with my wife, though, what you all seem to have missed is that I not only take responsibility for what I've done, but in advance for things I might do in the future, and have already granted her clemency for things she might do in the future. I'm sorry, but I don't know how you can cherish someone more than seeing to it they get what they want in life and doing what you can to make amends for the wrongs you do them.

I'm fat, I'm kind of a dick, and I am an obviously flawed human being. I apparently have some redeeming qualities, or I wouldn't be married in the first place.

Anyway, enjoy your dreams where you are the perfect men and will never succumb to temptation and your wives are also perfect and will never do so either despite living out the next 60 years together.

[AnticorRifling]

So you're saying as long as you tell your wife you're weak she'll expect less of you and that makes it ok to be a raging douchebag instead of making the right choice. Or are you saying you lack the ability to do the right thing and choices aren't something you can make you just follow a bullshit excuse of programming? Either way you're pretty fail on this one.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'd consider honor part of fidelity, but that's me. I know my GF right now would shoot me in the head if I said, "Hey, lets get married, but I don't want anything about fidelity in the vows... cause someday I might wanna bump uglies with someone besides you - but I still love you!"

I guess that's the definition of an open marriage. I wonder how many there are.

[AnticorRifling]

Dude you're perfect but he's better than you because he's already made excuses for being weak, you can't win this one. Duh.

[NocturnalRob]

I apparently have some redeeming qualities, or I wouldn't be married in the first place.
Either that or her standards are in the fucking basement.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Divorce rates and infidelity are high because people accept it, rather than own up to the committment they made when they were married. People find it easier to quit and start over than actually try to work through issues. When you look at serious relationships as disposable, well they are.

Divorce rates are high because it's more socially acceptable to get one rather than have a mistress/lover on the side. Let's not pretend that in previous years humans were shining examples of fidelity in regards to their relationships, it was just more socially acceptable to get strange on the side than it was to get a divorce.

In general I don't think monogamy is natural for humans. Serial monogamy, maybe, but meh. But I'm also a slore so take that into account.

[Tgo01]

I'd consider honor part of fidelity, but that's me. I know my GF right now would shoot me in the head if I said, "Hey, lets get married, but I don't want anything about fidelity in the vows... cause someday I might wanna bump uglies with someone besides you - but I still love you!"

No no you're doing it wrong. Before you say "I do" say "I give you my word" that way when you cheat on her and she says "What about you agreeing 'to love, honor and cherish" you can just say "Woman! I said I give you my WORD! I didn't say which word!"

[CrystalTears]

That's happened once or twice, as I recall. In my full disclosure with my wife, though, what you all seem to have missed is that I not only take responsibility for what I've done, but in advance for things I might do in the future, and have already granted her clemency for things she might do in the future. I'm sorry, but I don't know how you can cherish someone more than seeing to it they get what they want in life and doing what you can to make amends for the wrongs you do them.At one point you said you haven't cheated on her. So what "once or twice" are you referring to?


I'm fat, I'm kind of a dick, and I am an obviously flawed human being. I apparently have some redeeming qualities, or I wouldn't be married in the first place.Yeah because only perfect couples stay married.


Anyway, enjoy your dreams where you are the perfect men and will never succumb to temptation and your wives are also perfect and will never do so either despite living out the next 60 years together.
I don't think anyone is saying that mistakes won't happen. I think they're just amazed that you're giving yourself an out because you feel one day you're going to have a moment of weakness, trip, and your dick is going to land inside a vagina. Oh good, you'll own up to that. Fabulous. You should. You're supposed to strive to be loyal or deal with the consequences.

[AnticorRifling]

In general I don't think monogamy is natural for humans. Serial monogamy, maybe, but meh. But I'm also a slore so take that into account.

I would agree with this...although I don't know what a slore is.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I would agree with this...although I don't know what a slore is.

Slut/whore!

[NocturnalRob]

I would agree with this...although I don't know what a slore is.
Slovak Whore

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Divorce rates are high because it's more socially acceptable to get one rather than have a mistress/lover on the side. Let's not pretend that in previous years humans were shining examples of fidelity in regards to their relationships, it was just more socially acceptable to get strange on the side than it was to get a divorce.

In general I don't think monogamy is natural for humans. Serial monogamy, maybe, but meh. But I'm also a slore so take that into account.

I disagree, but I also have many role models in my life who aren't divorced, and have no lover on the side. I think divorce is merited for many reasons, but infidelity, to me, isn't one of them. If you are thinking of or going to cross that line, you get divorced before you do it, IMO. That's my twisted version of honor, I know - but it's how I feel. Don't cheat, just be adult and end one relationship before moving to the next.

[NocturnalRob]

have no lover on the side
Maybe not on the side, but what about...part time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll6LLGePYwM

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Slovak Whore

I like this definition better than mine.

[NocturnalRob]

I like this definition better than mine.
I thought you might, you filthy Slovak.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Oh and re: my rep about the mormons getting it right.

I want to have multiple husbands, dammit. It's worth the extra sandwich making to always have someone down for slaying some zombies on the xbox.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Maybe not on the side, but what about...part time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll6LLGePYwM

Stevie is the man, but even so, I'm fiercely loyal and do not think it's ok ;p

[diethx]

You can dress it up however you want to, but we're still just apes.

Maybe you are.

[NocturnalRob]

I want to have multiple husbands, dammit. It's worth the extra sandwich making to always have someone down for slaying some zombies on the xbox.
Or you could just find one guy who likes sandwiches and who always likes playing video games. If that proves too taxing, then you're doing it wrong.

[diethx]

Or you could just find one guy who likes sandwiches and who always likes playing video games. If that proves too taxing, then you're doing it wrong.

This. That's what I did.

[CrystalTears]

Or you could just find one guy who likes sandwiches and who always likes playing video games. If that proves too taxing, then you're doing it wrong.Liagala got the last good one.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Or you could just find one guy who likes sandwiches and who always likes playing video games. If that proves too taxing, then you're doing it wrong.

I like variety of dicks, too.

[Stry]

I want to have multiple husbands, dammit. It's worth the extra sandwich making to always have someone down for slaying some zombies on the xbox.

:rofl:

I think we found this guy's 'girlfriend'. Sorry you lost your disability checks.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/0...#ixzz1I1KO1FpH

[AnticorRifling]

I like variety of dicks, too.

So does the one that Liagala got that's referenced in the post above yours.

[NocturnalRob]

So does the one that Liagala got that's referenced in the post above yours.
Boom. Roasted.

[Stry]

Oh and Delias...

I kinda understand what you're saying. But it's weak and almost like you're trying to justify an out for yourself just incase a clone of Megan Fox throws herself on you at the bus stop next week.

I've only been married 4 and a half years, but I care enough about my wife to do my best, even with temptations or natural urges. I certainly expect the same from her.

I'm not saying I'd divorce her if she cheated on me, it's more the issue of... if she cheated on me, chances are she doesn't love me anymore, and that would likely lead to a divorce more than cheating did. That's the real issue. If you still love and care for someone, you'd work it out, regardless. I understand that part of what you're saying.

On the other hand. Saying, "well, we're cool but just in case I cheat, it's no big deal because I'm fat and weak and it could happen tomorrow" is pretty weak, and doesn't demonstrate that you care for your wife's feelings or well being very much.

If you really love them, in my eyes, it's not an issue.

Both my wife and I come from families where one parent cheated on the other, and ended in divorce. So, I'm sure that plays a large factor in my viewpoint as well.

Edit: Also, fidelity was a very formal and stated part of our wedding vows. I'm not really sure how you justify a real marriage without that understanding.

[Delias]

At one point you said you haven't cheated on her. So what "once or twice" are you referring to?

Yeah because only perfect couples stay married.


I don't think anyone is saying that mistakes won't happen. I think they're just amazed that you're giving yourself an out because you feel one day you're going to have a moment of weakness, trip, and your dick is going to land inside a vagina. Oh good, you'll own up to that. Fabulous. You should. You're supposed to strive to be loyal or deal with the consequences.

The once or twice I am referring to isn't in regards to cheating, but in regards to lying. I know it's hard to believe, but I have told at least two lies.

Is it "giving myself an out" to say that "I expect this could possibly happen and if it does I am prepared to deal with the consequences"?

I'm not saying cheating is ok. I'm not even saying I want to cheat on my spouse. Exactly what I am saying is this: life can be long and shit happens. You are better prepared to deal with said shit if you consider it ahead of time.


Edit: I love how I am saying "I've already discussed this with my spouse as an event that could one day happen" and it gets turned into me somehow being a weak, dishonorable jackass. I have also discussed the zombie apocalypse, the reckoning with skynet, aliens building the pyramids, the conditions under which I would betray someone, and conditions under which I would murder someone, the possible reasons the dryer only eats one sock at a time, and about a billion other things. Not all of them will happen- some of them never will. It's just important to leave room in your consciousness for the concept that certain things COULD happen.

[CrystalTears]

The once or twice I am referring to isn't in regards to cheating, but in regards to lying. I know it's hard to believe, but I have told at least two lies.

Is it "giving myself an out" to say that "I expect this could possibly happen and if it does I am prepared to deal with the consequences"?

I'm not saying cheating is ok. I'm not even saying I want to cheat on my spouse. Exactly what I am saying is this: life can be long and shit happens. You are better prepared to deal with said shit if you consider it ahead of time.
So you're saying you know that cheating is wrong, but you are putting it out there that there is a possibility it will happen because you have weaknesses.

I'm going to join Anticor's ranks and say this is pretty fucked up reasoning.

Did you add a "I may kill your mother" clause? Because you know, she could be annoying enough to want to kill... but you have weaknesses!

[AnticorRifling]

Preparing for something that you can control to never happen is wasted effort. You're lying to yourself.

[Delias]

Preparing for something that you can control to never happen is wasted effort. You're lying to yourself.

It wouldn't be the first time- and I can only control my actions, not hers. Do I trust her not to cheat on me? Sure, the same way she trusts me. Does trusting someone not to do something mean they won't do it? Not a chance. Humans are chaotic creatures.

[Tgo01]

Neg My next trollathon. 04-20-2011 02:32 PM Blooooow me. -Delias

Naww I heard you were fat.

[Delias]

Neg My next trollathon. 04-20-2011 02:32 PM Blooooow me. -Delias

Naww I heard you were fat.

Yeah, but you heard it from me, so at least I'm honest too.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I can see you are drawing some distinction with planning for the possiblity of infidelity and infidelity itself. I'd suggest if you are planning for it, the possibility is much higher than if you were to trust your spouse and honor your vows. I really don't have much else to say other than that. Some things you just shouldn't plan on failing at.

[Parkbandit]

I can see you are drawing some distinction with planning for the possiblity of infidelity and infidelity itself. I'd suggest if you are planning for it, the possibility is much higher than if you were to trust your spouse and honor your vows. I really don't have much else to say other than that. Some things you just shouldn't plan on failing at.


I'll save Delias some time:

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE TOOK FOR VOWS!? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

[Delias]

I can see you are drawing some distinction with planning for the possiblity of infidelity and infidelity itself. I'd suggest if you are planning for it, the possibility is much higher than if you were to trust your spouse and honor your vows. I really don't have much else to say other than that. Some things you just shouldn't plan on failing at.

When it comes to humans, I plan on just about everything failing. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

[Delias]

I'll save Delias some time:

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE TOOK FOR VOWS!? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

You're really showing how much you don't care about my marriage now, PB.

[LMingrone]

My troll thread just got serial, yo!

[Delias]

My troll thread just got serial, yo!

Yeah I'm actually a little irritated how much the focus shifted.

Remind me to buy you an apologetic drink.

[Parkbandit]

You're really showing how much you don't care about my marriage now, PB.

Don't equate my making fun of you with some concern. There is none on my part, I can assure you.

[Delias]

Don't equate my making fun of you with some concern. There is none on my part, I can assure you.

Well, it's already boring, man. Feel free to continue, I guess, but try not being so repetitive with the mockery. Try something innovative.

[LMingrone]

INNOVATION!!11!! BUILD TIME MACHINE@#@

[AnticorRifling]

Well, it's already boring, man. Feel free to continue, I guess, but try not being so repetitive with the mockery. Try something innovative.

He should probably apologize ahead of time in case his mockery fails. That way if it does fail he's off the hook for the failure and you can't blame him.

[Delias]

He should probably apologize ahead of time in case his mockery fails. That way if it does fail he's off the hook for the failure and you can't blame him.

Are you about finished yet?

[NocturnalRob]

Are you about finished yet?
I'm finished, but having acknowledged my weaknesses, I may not yet be finished. But I'm sure you'll forgive me if I'm not finished due to your understanding of my weaknesses.

HUMANS ARE CHAOTIC AFTERALL!!2

[AnticorRifling]

Good thing I prepared for this by apologizing to Kranar years ago in case this very thread was created.

[Delias]

Good thing I prepared for this by apologizing to Kranar years ago in case this very thread was created.

I should go on record saying I did apologize to your mother before I became your father.

[LMingrone]

But but but. This thread can't end. I haven't given an over-the-internet orgasm to this fine lady yet. :(

[NocturnalRob]

I should go on record saying I did apologize to your mother before I became your father.
Standard practice when you take your pants off, I'm sure.

[AnticorRifling]

I should go on record saying I did apologize to your mother before I became your father.

Unpossible, I wasn't born with weakness built in.

Most of mine I got later from Taco Bell and Food Network

[AnticorRifling]

But but but. This thread can't end. I haven't given an over-the-internet orgasm to this fine lady yet. :(

Why should your virtual ladies be different than your RL ones?

[Delias]

Standard practice when you take your pants off, I'm sure.

I'm generally quite unapologetic about my pantslessness. I hope for pantslessness, but prepare for having to wear pants, just to be on the safe side.

[NocturnalRob]

Unpossible, I wasn't born with weakness built in.
You've had to work for years to acquire them on your own.

[Parkbandit]

He should probably apologize ahead of time in case his mockery fails. That way if it does fail he's off the hook for the failure and you can't blame him.

/endthread

[4a6c1]

Marriage is essentially about loneliness.

80 years old. Wrinkled and hobbling down the walkway in my old fashioned yellow church dress complete with old lady hat. This is my dream wedding. Because fuck. Who wants to die alone? NOBODY.

Who wants to get married when they are 20 and spend 60 years chained to the same person until death puts you out of your misery? NOBODY.

Who wants to live fulfilled happy lives without a dependancy on another person for various needs? EVERYBODY.

Some people think about all these things at once and get confused and then get married. Poor things.

[LMingrone]

Why should your virtual ladies be different than your RL ones?

Really? I left that open and that's all you can come up with? I thought you were better than that!

[NocturnalRob]

Marriage is essentially about loneliness.

80 years old. Wrinkled and hobbling down the walkway in my old fashioned yellow church dress complete with old lady hat. This is my dream wedding. Because fuck. Who wants to die alone? NOBODY.

Who wants to get married when they are 20 and spend 60 years chained to the same person until death puts you out of your misery? NOBODY.

Who wants to live fulfilled happy lives without a dependancy on another person for various needs? EVERYBODY.

Some people think about all these things at once and get confused and then get married. Poor things.
Your level of hatred to the penis is unparalleled. Seriously, you're crazy jaded.

Go buy a bunch of cats and just get it over with already.

[Delias]

Your level of hatred to the penis is unparalleled. Seriously, you're crazy jaded.

Go buy a bunch of cats and just get it over with already.

What are you talking about? After my wife leaves me, Rojo and I will get married and live in two separate units in an old folks condo building.

[Parkbandit]

What are you talking about? After my wife leaves me, Rojo and I will get married and live in two separate units in an old folks condo building.

Rojo hates the penis.. you two might be perfect for each other.

Although, you've established that you are a dick.. so not sure how that will go over with her.

[4a6c1]

WHOA KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR MAN ON MAN FANTASIES PB.

[AnticorRifling]

Really? I left that open and that's all you can come up with? I thought you were better than that!

I'm actually working it's all I had time for (that's what she said).

[AnticorRifling]

Rojo just because you hooked up with some bad dong doesn't mean all of us dong owners are bad.

[Parkbandit]

WHOA KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR MAN ON MAN FANTASIES PB.

Delias started the man on man fantasies.

CWHUTIDIDTHER!?

[NocturnalRob]

Rojo just because you hooked up with some bad dong doesn't mean all of us dong owners are bad.
Totally broken. PB, take some of your beer labels and patch her up.

[Stry]

Rojo's the kinda person who has backups. "So, if we're both 80 and still single, wanna make a deal that we'll get married?"

/queue 'Friends' theme.

zomg, Rojo = Darth Vader Phebe! (with combat boots)

On the flip side... being married I don't have to worry about the bullshit drama of dating, the game, the dance, the disappointment, the heartbreak, paying $40 for some chick's dinner who doesn't really like you that much... oh, did I mention drama?

Yeah, I don't regret it.

[Parkbandit]

Totally broken. PB, take some of your beer labels and patch her up.

I've seen pictures.. I'm going to need wider tape.....

[Latrinsorm]

I know, who would expect a human being to follow one of their two primary drives? It's crazy.If you become hungry, must you immediately eat? Further, if you have a specific hankering (e.g. bacon), must you satisfy it, or is the specificity irrelevant to the actual urge (i.e. food)?

In the same way, if you become sexually aroused, must you immediately act on that desire with the specific object of your desire?

Would you agree that it is easier to obtain and consume food than to engage in consensual sexual relations with a person that is not your wife?

In conclusion, my suggestion to you is that if you can restrain your survival instinct of hunger, it necessarily follows that you can restrain your procreation instinct of fucking around.

[AnticorRifling]

Toes socks speaks truth, a little wordy, but truth.

[LMingrone]

I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife in the last 11 years. If I can pull it off, anyone can. Puss throws itself at me, I deflect it and laugh! I also haven't eaten in the last two days. Hunger Strike all up in this.

[Some Rogue]

Liagala got the last good one.

:thumbup:


So does the one that Liagala got that's referenced in the post above yours.

I am in a guild full of them.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Your level of hatred to the penis is unparalleled. Seriously, you're crazy jaded.

Go buy a bunch of cats and just get it over with already.

QTF. If she doesn't go full lesbian, I really feel bad for the next man who dares to ask her out.

[diethx]

Marriage is essentially about loneliness.

80 years old. Wrinkled and hobbling down the walkway in my old fashioned yellow church dress complete with old lady hat. This is my dream wedding. Because fuck. Who wants to die alone? NOBODY.

Who wants to get married when they are 20 and spend 60 years chained to the same person until death puts you out of your misery? NOBODY.

Who wants to live fulfilled happy lives without a dependancy on another person for various needs? EVERYBODY.

Some people think about all these things at once and get confused and then get married. Poor things.

Goddamn. Not all marriages suck like yours did! Don't judge all penii by your douchey ex-penii.

[LMingrone]

Personally, I'm happy with my marriage, even if it might be ending. If spending most of your life with someone is misery, you have failed. I'll still be friends with my wife. I'm not a child. I cry and keep on going. No disrespect Rojo, i love you too, but we are not all alike.

[NocturnalRob]

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

Kindergarten Cop fact. Science.

[Stanley Burrell]

INNOVATION!!11!! BUILD TIME MACHINE@#@

Good idea, but I've got an innovation:

http://a0.vsoh.com/earpiece1.jpg

Build time machine.

[Liagala]

Liagala got the last good one.
QFT

Delias - you're rationalizing in advance. Grow a pair and have some confidence in yourself and your relationship with your wife. If you truly don't want to cheat on her, you won't. You don't need to leave yourself an out "just in case." If that worst case scenario ever does occur, it won't be because you're weak. It'll be because the entire relationship is, and that's a whole other problem.

LM - Good so far, but you're missing way too many opportunities. Go full-on bloodninja and freak her out. None of this business about hiding a single line in the middle of actual conversation.

[LMingrone]

QFT
LM - Good so far, but you're missing way too many opportunities. Go full-on bloodninja and freak her out. None of this business about hiding a single line in the middle of actual conversation.

Will do. I'll go full BN tomorrow morning.

[4a6c1]

Your level of hatred to the penis is unparalleled. Seriously, you're crazy jaded.

Go buy a bunch of cats and just get it over with already.

hur


QTF. If she doesn't go full lesbian, I really feel bad for the next man who dares to ask her out.

hurr


Goddamn. Not all marriages suck like yours did! Don't judge all penii by your douchey ex-penii.

I really just dont think it's natural to get married or spend a lifetime bound by oath to one person. Relationships are cool. Companionships cool. But one person? 60 years?! No way Jose! Sorry to offend your religous beliefs?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not really I think marital religious beliefs in general are small minded and dull)

Hmm...I'ved tried the relationship thing twice now since I've been legally single. They were both decent guys and I would stipulate that the last was even a keeper but I just dont have time for it because I'm focused on job/classes/toddler which is more important at this moment.

Which for the record, SHM, was what I told you when we had our little chit chat a while back so this is definately not news to you. ;)

Query findings? GOD I'M SUCH A MANHATING LESBIAN DAMNIT.

[4a6c1]

I've seen pictures.. I'm going to need wider tape.....

There goes your senior citizen discount.

Also:

http://www.friendsofspringmill.com/photos/10%20april/cave%20closed.jpg

[diethx]

I really just dont think it's natural to get married or spend a lifetime bound by oath to one person. Relationships are cool. Companionships cool. But one person? 60 years?! No way Jose! Sorry to offend your religous beliefs?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not really I think marital religious beliefs in general are small minded and dull)

Just because it's not for you doesn't mean that everyone else just feels bound to their spouse and is miserable. I'm happy with my husband, and while I might be physically attracted to many other men, I don't feel like i'm missing out on anything by not having sex with them. You can say it's excess dependency or whatever you want, but to us we're just sharing our lives with each other. We also don't feel the need to do so with anyone else and it's a pretty awesome feeling.

And I don't really know what religion has to do with this, since i'm about the farthest you can get from being religious.

[AnticorRifling]

60 years?!

You're not eating enough bacon.

[4a6c1]

Just because it's not for you doesn't mean that everyone else just feels bound to their spouse and is miserable. I'm happy with my husband, and while I might be physically attracted to many other men, I don't feel like i'm missing out on anything by not having sex with them. You can say it's excess dependency or whatever you want, but to us we're just sharing our lives with each other. We also don't feel the need to do so with anyone else and it's a pretty awesome feeling.

And I don't really know what religion has to do with this, since i'm about the farthest you can get from being religious.



Ok so you guys are happy, that's cool. How do you know you'll still be happy in 10 years? 20 years? 50 years?

My point is basically why did you need to get married to be happy?

.....

And I just found a better caves closed sign for PB.

http://kwwl.images.worldnow.com/images/14166989_BG1.jpg

[diethx]

Ok so you guys are happy, that's cool. How do you know you'll still be happy in 10 years? 20 years? 50 years?

My point is basically why did you need to get married to be happy?

.....

And I just found a better caves closed sign for PB.

http://kwwl.images.worldnow.com/images/14166989_BG1.jpg

How do you know we won't be? And who said we had to get married to be happy? We didn't get married because we were missing something and were trying to fill a void. Seriously just because marriage isn't for you doesn't mean that marriage is some retarded idea. For some (many) people, it works.

[4a6c1]

Ok. I reject your logic because I still have questions regarding the validity of vows. Let me put this another way...


I'm happy with my husband, and while I might be physically attracted to many other men, I don't feel like i'm missing out on anything by not having sex with them. You can say it's excess dependency or whatever you want, but to us we're just sharing our lives with each other. We also don't feel the need to do so with anyone else and it's a pretty awesome feeling.


Why did you have to get married to do all of these things?

[diethx]

Ok. I reject your logic because I still have questions regarding the validity of vows. Let me put this another way...



Why did you have to get married to do all of these things?

We didn't have to. We wanted to.

[4a6c1]

Ok. LOL. Why did you WANT to exchange vows to do all those things?

[diethx]

Why does anyone want to do anything? We just did. We wanted to stand up there in front of our friends and family and commit to each other in that way. Why do you find that so odd when it's done thousands of times a day across the world, maybe more? Regardless of what you think or how bitter and jaded you've become by your bad experience with marriage, not everyone's goes to shit and people aren't stupid for wanting to be married to each other.

[4a6c1]

Since you call your relationship a marriage I'm going to assume you exchanged religiously colored vows at one point (despite not being religious?!?!). These vows are that which I take issue with. Not your marriage. Not anyones marriage. (Although sometimes I take issue with stupid people who remain married unhappily.) Marriage in and of itself is simply ludicrous. Giving yourself to someone else? How forward are we as a species really when we still engage in such barbaric practices as slave exchange and call it love and loyalty.

Yes I'll give myself to a man. One man possibly but he'll be confident enough in his position within my life to realize that I dont have to actually legally GIVE MYSELF to him. And intelligent enough to know why. The end.

That is how I feel about it.

[diethx]

No. We got married in the courthouse by a judge in a teeny tiny room with our family. That's it. Both Justin and I are more than agnostic, to the point of even saying we dislike the idea of religion, so there was absolutely nothing like that at our ceremony. I also don't see it as giving myself to him, at least not without receiving some of him in return. I (we) see it as simply sharing our lives together and we don't feel as if we gave up anything or any part of ourselves in the process. If anything, I GAINED from getting married. Plus, I have this awesome last name now. TOTALLY WORTH IT.

Do I know for sure we'll be happy forever? No, but i'm excited to find out.

[4a6c1]

Agree @ last name.

I suppose in the future I can addendum my insults to read: Marriage is for the stupids. Except for Stef who got an awesome last name.

[Drew]

Rojo reminds me of my friend who bounces from strongly held viewpoint to strongly held viewpoint based only on his mistakes in life. We get that you had a bad experience, woo hoo. Congrats on making poor life choices. Thank you for using those poor choices to form strong opinions on why you hate basic human rites and then sharing them with us on an internet message board. Your crusade will save 10s of people the kind of heartbreak you had!!

[diethx]

It's a pretty awesome last name that is deserving of an addendum.

[4a6c1]

Rojo reminds me of my friend who bounces from strongly held viewpoint to strongly held viewpoint based only on his mistakes in life. We get that you had a bad experience, woo hoo. Congrats on making poor life choices. Thank you for using those poor choices to form strong opinions on why you hate basic human rites and then sharing them with us on an internet message board. Your crusade will save 10s of people the kind of heartbreak you had!!

Drew reminds me of the dude who is like omg wuts going on and then he has nothing real to add and LESBIAN MANHATER was taken so he just says na na na na na na na ur dumb!!

[Warriorbird]

Since you call your relationship a marriage I'm going to assume you exchanged religiously colored vows at one point (despite not being religious?!?!). These vows are that which I take issue with. Not your marriage. Not anyones marriage. (Although sometimes I take issue with stupid people who remain married unhappily.) Marriage in and of itself is simply ludicrous. Giving yourself to someone else? How forward are we as a species really when we still engage in such barbaric practices as slave exchange and call it love and loyalty.

Yes I'll give myself to a man. One man possibly but he'll be confident enough in his position within my life to realize that I dont have to actually legally GIVE MYSELF to him. And intelligent enough to know why. The end.

That is how I feel about it.

So you'd choose not to be able to inherit or visit him in the hospital to prove a point?

(not that I'm the biggest fan of marriage)

[4a6c1]

No. But I figure by the time I'm done with my degree and have time to make that sort of commitment domestic partnerships will be quite evolved. ;)

[Stanley Burrell]

If anyone understood my last post in this thread, you have severe issues or ridiculous movie skills. Probably all three.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Which for the record, SHM, was what I told you when we had our little chit chat a while back so this is definately not news to you. ;)

Query findings? GOD I'M SUCH A MANHATING LESBIAN DAMNIT.

In my defense, you seem to have gone past the tipping point and deep into hatred. When we talked before you didn't seem so venomous towards men.

[Warriorbird]

No. But I figure by the time I'm done with my degree and have time to make that sort of commitment domestic partnerships will be quite evolved. ;)

You're so optimistic!

[AnticorRifling]

You're so optimistic!

Rojo you see warriorbird saying you're optimistic about getting a degree. He thinks womens can't learn. ATTACK!




I'm here to help.

[Parkbandit]

Ok so you guys are happy, that's cool. How do you know you'll still be happy in 10 years? 20 years? 50 years?

My point is basically why did you need to get married to be happy?


I've been married 18 or 19 years next month... and to be honest, it's gotten better as time moves on. This is mostly due to my awesome training program I put her into... it's paying dividends now.



And I just found a better caves closed sign for PB.

http://kwwl.images.worldnow.com/images/14166989_BG1.jpg

Hehehe

[AnticorRifling]

Holy shit man 19 years ago most of us couldn't drive. I mean the women still can't but they legally are old enough to get licenses now.

[Some Rogue]

Holy shit man 19 years ago most of us couldn't drive. I mean the women still can't but they legally are old enough to get licenses now.

It's hard to drive a car in the kitchen.

[NocturnalRob]

It's hard to drive a car in the kitchen.
Especially when your hands are busy making sandwiches.

[Delias]

Especially when your hands are busy making sandwiches.

Rob would know.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob would know.
Man, good thing I know you're weak and have already forgiven you for that shit retort.

[4a6c1]

In my defense, you seem to have gone past the tipping point and deep into hatred. When we talked before you didn't seem so venomous towards men.

And in my defense I knew you were a sanctimonious papillion but I said WHAT THE HELL lets try intelligent discourse anyways.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/sidstylerninne/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Oh snap she just threw some 3 dollar words IN YOUR FACE!

[Tgo01]

I'll admit I had to look up the word 'papillion.' Was hoping it was something sexy.

Turns out it's a dog! Who knew?

[4a6c1]

It means butterfly. Everybody knows that.

EVERYBODY.

[AnticorRifling]

Pretty sure it's German for a whale's vagina.

[4a6c1]

Speaking of a whales vagina.

I'm going to go play Rift now.

[Delias]

Man, good thing I know you're weak and have already forgiven you for that shit retort.

See how much easier it makes things on me?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

And in my defense I knew you were a sanctimonious papillion but I said WHAT THE HELL lets try intelligent discourse anyways.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/sidstylerninne/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg

Sometimes having testes can be such a burden when facing down a charging man hater.

[NocturnalRob]

It means butterfly. Everybody knows that.

EVERYBODY.
It does when you spell it correctly, you daft twat.

[4a6c1]

Sometimes having testes can be such a burden....

http://penguincostumes.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/penguin-4.jpg

??!!

[Liagala]

Rojo, calm down darling. Yes, it's true that none of the people arguing with you understand the female point of view (except Stef, who left when you conceded that her last name was awesome), but many of them do have a point. Take Drew, for instance. Lemme put what he said into an example.

A long time ago, when I was a little kid, I used to love scrambled eggs. I ate eggs for breakfast a lot. Then one day, the eggs made me sick. I yakked them up right there onto my plate, and then the gross-ness of the sight made me sick again. Those eggs callously betrayed me, and for years, I couldn't touch an egg. Even the smell turned my stomach. My mother, being the not-so-bright woman that she was when I was young (amazing how much smarter she got during my 20s), insisted on continuing to eat eggs. I knew she was nuts - didn't she see how bad they were?? Eggs made people sick. I was living proof! I knew how bad they were, but no one else wanted to believe me. They all just kept traipsing merrily down their road to egg-eating, and spouting obnoxious lines about the benefits of eggs, nutrients, etc. There are none so blind as those who will not see...

Sound familiar? I may not have been on good terms with eggs, but that didn't eliminate their good qualities, or make them evil. I just plain didn't want them on my plate, even though other people thoroughly enjoyed them.

TL;DR I can't fault you for wanting some time away from men, and not being particularly thrilled with them, after a rotten event. You, by the same token, can't fault me for enjoying my time with my man and being happy with him.

[AnticorRifling]

Liagala give me one minute to show you how hilarious what you just posted really is.

[Liagala]

Liagala give me one minute to show you how hilarious what you just posted really is.
One minute has passed. YOU'RE LATE

[4a6c1]

FUCKING EGGS LOL. This conversation could not get anymore hilarious.

My marriage was not a total disaster. And my poor husband cant be blamed entirely, it's not really his fault our marriage failed. Or mine.

I'm a civil rights activist because of my education level, not my divorce. You may all commence with the blaming of the Evil Universities ala Rocktar.

[AnticorRifling]

Rojo, calm down darling. Yes, it's true that none of the people arguing with you understand the female point of view (except Stef, who left when you conceded that her last name was awesome), but many of them do have a point. Take Drew, for instance. Lemme put what he said into an example.

A long time ago, when I was a little kid, I used to love scrambled eggs. I ate eggs for breakfast a lot. Then one day, the eggs made me sick. I yakked them up right there onto my plate, and then the gross-ness of the sight made me sick again. Those eggs callously betrayed me, and for years, I couldn't touch an egg. Even the smell turned my stomach. My mother, being the not-so-bright woman that she was when I was young (amazing how much smarter she got during my 20s), insisted on continuing to eat eggs. I knew she was nuts - didn't she see how bad they were?? Eggs made people sick. I was living proof! I knew how bad they were, but no one else wanted to believe me. They all just kept traipsing merrily down their road to egg-eating, and spouting obnoxious lines about the benefits of eggs, nutrients, etc. There are none so blind as those who will not see...

Sound familiar? I may not have been on good terms with eggs, but that didn't eliminate their good qualities, or make them evil. I just plain didn't want them on my plate, even though other people thoroughly enjoyed them.

TL;DR I can't fault you for wanting some time away from men, and not being particularly thrilled with them, after a rotten event. You, by the same token, can't fault me for enjoying my time with my man and being happy with him.

Take what you posted, replace egg(s) with penis(es) and you get:


A long time ago, when I was a little kid, I used to love scrambled penis. I ate penis for breakfast a lot. Then one day, the penis made me sick. I yakked them up right there onto my plate, and then the gross-ness of the sight made me sick again. Those penises callously betrayed me, and for years, I couldn't touch a penis. Even the smell turned my stomach. My mother, being the not-so-bright woman that she was when I was young (amazing how much smarter she got during my 20s), insisted on continuing to eat penis. I knew she was nuts - didn't she see how bad they were?? Penis made people sick. I was living proof! I knew how bad they were, but no one else wanted to believe me. They all just kept traipsing merrily down their road to penis-eating, and spouting obnoxious lines about the benefits of penis, nutrients, etc. There are none so blind as those who will not see...

Sound familiar? I may not have been on good terms with penis, but that didn't eliminate their good qualities, or make them evil. I just plain didn't want them on my plate, even though other people thoroughly enjoyed them.


Now it's hilarious, on topic, and hilarious.

[4a6c1]

No. There is something wrong with you. :lol:

[AnticorRifling]

FUCKING EGGS LOL. This conversation could not get anymore hilarious.

Oh really?!

[4a6c1]

nm

[4a6c1]

A long time ago, when I was a little kid, I used to love scrambled penis. I ate penis for breakfast a lot. Then one day, the penis made me sick. I yakked them up right there onto my plate, and then the gross-ness of the sight made me sick again. Those penises callously betrayed me, and for years, I couldn't touch a penis. Even the smell turned my stomach. My mother, being the not-so-bright woman that she was when I was young (amazing how much smarter she got during my 20s), insisted on continuing to eat penis. I knew she was nuts - didn't she see how bad they were?? Penis made people sick. I was living proof! I knew how bad they were, but no one else wanted to believe me. They all just kept traipsing merrily down their road to penis-eating, and spouting obnoxious lines about the benefits of penis, nutrients, etc. There are none so blind as those who will not see...




For accuracy.

[Liagala]

Everybody may be laughing at my eggs, but Rojo admitted that something was not a man's fault! Success!

Civil rights activists are awesome, until they try to tell me that I'm repressed and stupid for enjoying something. Then I call my cousin's wife, who is a feminist and enjoys the shit out of baking and sewing. She makes me feel better. And gives me kickass recipes for apple pie.

[AnticorRifling]

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

[AnticorRifling]

Everybody may be laughing at my eggs..

LOL

[4a6c1]

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

Trouble with tribbles on your tramp stamp?!

[Liagala]

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[Some Rogue]

I think the moral of this story is that my wand is a magic wand and turned her back on to the penis.

/thread

[AnticorRifling]

Or it's not big enough to get to her eggs so she's not worried about it.

counter /thread

[4a6c1]

Hahahaha. Fuck.

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[Some Rogue]

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Pfft

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/TrainTunnel1.jpg

[4a6c1]

??!!

http://www.thetrainshow.com/images/finger%20train%20small.jpg

[Stry]

http://www.jankarpisek.cz/art-paintings/cave-jeskyne.jpg

I couldn't resist.


This thread made my morning. Though, now I'm having mixed feelings about eggs?

[Drew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4tyDRhU_4

[Drew]

Here's a painting of a flower by Georgia O'keefe.


http://www.picturestore.com.au/images/products/medium/PYR/O302.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4tyDRhU_4Excuse me, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeB0NdLEoXk&feature=related

Bonus points, the album is called The Mysterious Production of Eggs.

Also it's really hard to type while I'm protectively covering my genitals in case Rojo gets angry(er), because I NEED BOTH HANDS.

[Drew]

I'm listening to that Eric, but while I do here's another picture of a flower by Georgia O'Keefe.


http://clarafications.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/georgia-okeefe-white-and-blue-flower-shapes.jpg