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Drew2
05-06-2004, 12:14 PM
Dear Player's Corner,

The evil cable company is coming to confinscate my cable modem today, tearing from me my last source of joy in the world (for the next 2 days at least). My friends have left me (school is over) and I'm hundreds of miles away from any family. I have nothing left to live for.

Farewell, good people of Player's Corner.


PS- I'll totally be alive again in 2 days when I'm back in Houston so don't worry.

Latrinsorm
05-06-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
I'll totally be alive again in 2 days when I'm back in Houston so don't worry.Yes, but why would you want to be?

(TEXAS SUX0RZ)

Drew2
05-06-2004, 12:24 PM
What the.

Latrin, I'm going to esplode your house from space when I'm working at NASA this summer.

Your days are numbered.

HarmNone
05-06-2004, 12:28 PM
I suppose you can withstand no internet for a couple of days. ;)

Take care, hon and keep safe. Hope the summer job is all you could dream of.

HarmNone

Weedmage Princess
05-06-2004, 12:29 PM
Eww, Tayre.

See you in two days Chalupa!!! (that's how I will refer to you from here on out cause I like it..muahaha)

Latrinsorm
05-06-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
What the.

Latrin, I'm going to esplode your house from space when I'm working at NASA this summer.

Your days are numbered. Now that Weedie took me off the Handcuff list, I might as well be living in Texas. :cry:

P.S. Weedie likes kicking puppies into sewers.

P.P.S. Try as you might, Tayre, you'll never penetrate my Impregnable Fortress of Tin Foil. Knew it would come in handy sooner or later.

Drew2
05-06-2004, 01:21 PM
NASA has nuclear weapons and laser beams and DEATH STARS.

I'll cream your Impregnated Fortress of Tin Foil.

Latrinsorm
05-06-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
DEATH STARS.OMG original or special edition? I can pwn original, not so sure about the special edition death star, it's got that extra beam thing.

CrystalTears
05-06-2004, 01:59 PM
Yey! PC is Tayre-free for two days! Halleluyiah!! <does the happy dance of joy>

:lol2:

Just kidding hon, take care and see you when you get back.

Galleazzo
05-06-2004, 02:03 PM
Q: Why did God invent Texas?

A: Because Mississippi wasn't big enough for all the bullshit in the world.

Shari
05-06-2004, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Galleazzo
Q: Why did God invent Texas?

A: Because Mississippi wasn't big enough for all the bullshit in the world.

Oh my GAWD! <writes that down>

That's the best...there are so many Texans here with their big talk it would be nice to get them to shut the fuck up every once in awhile..that is a perfect joke to do it with.

Drew2
05-06-2004, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Galleazzo
Q: Why did God invent Texas?

A: Because Mississippi wasn't big enough for all the bullshit in the world.

I'm going Challenger 7 all over your ass. That's it.

Wezas
05-06-2004, 02:14 PM
"Only Steers and Queers come from Texas
and you dont look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down!".

<had to be done>

DeV
05-06-2004, 02:18 PM
Tayre, that topic is not funny you had me there for a minute. Not. See ya in two days :cool2:

Mint
05-06-2004, 02:34 PM
I hadn't heard that you got the job at NASA. Well done Tayre. Can you do death star requests? You could make some serious money on the side.

100% Wool
05-06-2004, 02:36 PM
houston sucks the only thing that came out of houston that is note worthy is Beyonce...end of note

edited to add

Barumples > Tayre

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by 100% Wool]

Hips
05-06-2004, 02:36 PM
Don't leave meee~! :(

crazymage
05-06-2004, 03:03 PM
damn i thought he was serious, fuckin tease.

Drew2
05-06-2004, 07:18 PM
HAHSDHAHAHAHHALSJD;LKGJALSKDDJGKASD

THANK YOU GOD FOR PUTTING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO DON'T PUT WEP KEYS ON THEIR WIRELESS NETWORKS.

I AM THE AWESOMEST EVER.

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by Tayre]

Snapp
05-06-2004, 07:31 PM
wait, so you aren't dead yet? :(

Drew2
05-06-2004, 07:37 PM
No, quite alive. Thanks to nice, awesome people who didn't put a security key on their wireless network, I have internet for the rest of my stay in San Antonio.

I'll stay alive. Much to the disappointment of many.

Galleazzo
05-06-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Jesae
Oh my GAWD! <writes that down>

That's the best...there are so many Texans here with their big talk it would be nice to get them to shut the fuck up every once in awhile..that is a perfect joke to do it with. No prob, yer welcome. I just made it up on the spot.

Wezas
05-06-2004, 07:39 PM
I do that often at work when I want to access games & such that aren't permitted. There's a company one floor down that has an open wireless network. Also, try driving around a neighborhood and see what networks are available, it's rather amusing.

Drew2
06-10-2004, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Tayre
What the.

Latrin, I'm going to esplode your house from space when I'm working at NASA this summer.

Your days are numbered.

Your time has come, Latrinsorm.

Your time has come.

Latrinsorm
06-10-2004, 11:11 AM
I stand by my original comment.

i.e. TEXAS SUX0RZ

Drew2
06-10-2004, 11:26 AM
Mission Control is about a 5 minute walk from me. I can have your house asploded in no time. I'll be Command Certified soon so I can even send commands to the ISS.

LIKE THE ASPLODE LATRINSORM COMMAND. WE HAVE THAT COMMAND.

[Edited on 6-10-2004 by Tayre]

Parkbandit
06-10-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Tayre

Originally posted by Tayre
What the.

Latrin, I'm going to esplode your house from space when I'm working at NASA this summer.

Your days are numbered.

Your time has come, Latrinsorm.

Your time has come.

I didn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes!!!

Latrinsorm
06-10-2004, 11:51 AM
I couldn't think of anything clever to say that didn't involve humorous misspellings of the word Texas, so I'll just let you reacquaint yourself with my Tin Foil Fortress of Un-Destructability (+4 Asplosion Resistance!!! w00t!!!).

Gan
06-10-2004, 11:58 AM
Yer'all jes jealous of us Texans.

Nuff said.

Drew2
06-10-2004, 12:14 PM
I hope you realize that's not even close to what Mission Control looks like. Nor what I look like. Nor what the Latrinsorm asploding device looks like.

Parkbandit
06-10-2004, 12:20 PM
Still funny though :)

Betheny
06-10-2004, 09:22 PM
Texas rules because Drew's in it.

On that note, Drew, you can take the fucking crosshairs off of my house now. The glowing radioactive beacons are making my hair fall out.