When Someone Fabricates Stories About You...

[4a6c1]

I can't keep up. Need more summarization.

LOL. Me too. :(

Can you please all organize your insults in easy to read Army manual format. Thanks in advance.

[Sam]

....
btw PK, feeling a throbbing dong exploding right in her is what makes her climax pretty much instantly...


Let's hear more about this.

[Jayvn]

our Hmmwv manuals were in like 7th grade reading level format... fucking drove me crazy reading a manual that sounds like it's talking to me like I'm retarded.
oh and rojo.. THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!...OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!.

[diethx]

Actually you are. For starting all of this, for no reason at all. There was nothing bad going on, Methais and I had stopped talking a few months ago. He moved on and so did I.
There was no name calling, no talking shit, nothing.
You IMed Methais with all of this info from something I told someone I was close to, in private, back in December.
I applaud you. Maybe there is hope for you yet as a guest star on Jersey Shore.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/TJvB2nlajWI/AAAAAAAANOQ/tjGuXkrEa0s/s400/BatShitCrazy128427839146317500.jpg

[4a6c1]

our Hmmwv manuals were in like 7th grade reading level format... fucking drove me crazy reading a manual that sounds like it's talking to me like I'm retarded.
oh and rojo.. THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!...OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!.

You want to wear a bunny suit and read me hmmvw manuals because your retarded??!

[Jayvn]

You want to wear a bunny suit and read me hmmvw manuals because your retarded??!

it's "you're"

...yes

[Gizmo]

So are you single?

Ba-dum tish.

PS. Just in case anyone tries to use this against me in the future this post was made for the solicitation of lulz and nothing else you cheeky bastards.

For the right price.

Back....at ya!

CWUTIDIDTHAR?!

[AnticorRifling]

LOL. Me too. :(

Can you please all organize your insults in easy to read Army manual format. Thanks in advance.

I'll get my crayons.

[4a6c1]

it's "you're"

...yes

Have you ever seen the training tape? Its terrible. Its the manual in Video format. Terrible. :no:

[BulletSponge]

it's "you're"

...yes

http://i53.tinypic.com/qoiwyq.jpg

[waywardgs]

I'll get my crayons.

Fingerpaint is more appropriate.

[AnticorRifling]

For the presentation at the Aies tonight.

You see Laphrael Miran'ta the Cordwainer to the Argent Mirror.
She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She is lithely petite and appears to have come of age. She has tanzanite-haloed vibrant azure eyes and creamy, magnolia white skin. She has upswept, mulberry red hair in a stylishly disarrayed mass of short finger-teased curls. She has a high-cheekboned, yet subtly rounded face, an upturned nose and a narrow waist. She has a light peppering of freckles on her cheeks, and faintly curving natural-toned lips. An oval-cut white starstone with night blue accents is positioned between her eyes, which casts a sparkling bluish white sheen across her face.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a capelet-style sapphire satin jacket with an erect peacock feather collar, a hip-flared conical satin corset over a rich cobalt velvet gown adorned across the shoulders with a fan of iridescent peacock feathers, an ivory-rimmed vivid lapis signet, a deep sable fel sewing kit lacquered to a brilliant shine, and some cobalt taffeta high-heeled shoes beaded with multihued auboralines.

>l corset
Crafted from a rich, opalescent greenish-cobalt satin and cut with a sweetheart neckline, the corset sweeps downward into a deeply plunging back. The central panel is accented by layers of peacock plumes, fanning upward and outward along the busk, while a matching inward curl of feathers skirts the hips. Strands of miniature labradorite, sapphire, and gold beads drape from the middle of the waistline, creating elaborate tiers that hang freely around the edges of the garment.

>l signet
The signet is made of lapis and has a design of a narrow, shapely heel silhouette engraved into its face.

Shoes by...oh, right.

Someone's in the wrong thread lol

[Back]

For the presentation at the Aies tonight.

You see Laphrael Miran'ta the Cordwainer to the Argent Mirror.
She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She is lithely petite and appears to have come of age. She has tanzanite-haloed vibrant azure eyes and creamy, magnolia white skin. She has upswept, mulberry red hair in a stylishly disarrayed mass of short finger-teased curls. She has a high-cheekboned, yet subtly rounded face, an upturned nose and a narrow waist. She has a light peppering of freckles on her cheeks, and faintly curving natural-toned lips. An oval-cut white starstone with night blue accents is positioned between her eyes, which casts a sparkling bluish white sheen across her face.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a capelet-style sapphire satin jacket with an erect peacock feather collar, a hip-flared conical satin corset over a rich cobalt velvet gown adorned across the shoulders with a fan of iridescent peacock feathers, an ivory-rimmed vivid lapis signet, a deep sable fel sewing kit lacquered to a brilliant shine, and some cobalt taffeta high-heeled shoes beaded with multihued auboralines.

>l corset
Crafted from a rich, opalescent greenish-cobalt satin and cut with a sweetheart neckline, the corset sweeps downward into a deeply plunging back. The central panel is accented by layers of peacock plumes, fanning upward and outward along the busk, while a matching inward curl of feathers skirts the hips. Strands of miniature labradorite, sapphire, and gold beads drape from the middle of the waistline, creating elaborate tiers that hang freely around the edges of the garment.

>l signet
The signet is made of lapis and has a design of a narrow, shapely heel silhouette engraved into its face.

Shoes by...oh, right.

Eh?

[Gizmo]

LOL. Me too. :(

Can you please all organize your insults in easy to read "Smart Book" format. Thanks in advance.

Fixed for you, as since in the Army we didn't have "Manuals". We had, "Smart Books" heh...

[4a6c1]

LOL laph...

[LadyLaphrael]

Eh?

Totally in the wrong thread. Carry on.

[4a6c1]

Fixed for you, as since in the Army we didn't have "Manuals". We had, "Smart Books" heh...

Dont tell me what I didnt have A HOLE.

[Jayvn]

I'm fairly certain I had 'manuals' I probably still have one of the m998 manuals I borrowed from my motor pool..

[Alfster]

This thread is clearly the winning thread for this year.

[4a6c1]

I'm fairly certain I had 'manuals' I probably still have one of the m998 manuals I borrowed from my motor pool..


I have all the digitized ones. The actual shop books were not really one or the other. They were piles of pages covered in gun grease. Mmmm, gun grease.

[Gizmo]

I'm fairly certain I had 'manuals' I probably still have one of the m998 manuals I borrowed from my motor pool..

It's more of a joke, since at Reception, you clearly get Smart Books which are not "Manuals"

Even though they ARE manuals.

I was in the Army, I know what manuals there were also.

[AnticorRifling]

You guys see we've got like 180+ people online. I blame this thread.

[4a6c1]

Best post has to be Laph posting her outfit. LOLOLOL.

Only thing missing from this thread is IW going ALALALALAL *boom* and Rocktar going RIBBIT RIBBIT.

[Smythe]

Sheesh. Now all we need is some fewkin' post 'bout a fleshlight's true value.

- Smythe

[phantasm]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb130/Spozdude/13acidslushy.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XfqFv.jpg

Nice phone.

[Back]

You guys see we've got like 180+ people online. I blame this thread.

What happened in December last year? The previous record was like August of 08?

[Jayvn]

this thread is now ponies
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8XlorG6n_cI/TTtGVh5vK0I/AAAAAAAAASs/gSllSrtAMKQ/s1600/MLP_Vietnam_PFC_Sparkle_colored_resized-%2528n1295717607541%2529.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

The important thing to note is everyone passing definitive judgment against either/both parties is clearly omnipresent and without fault. I need to hang out with you all. For those of us lol'ing for the face value of it all we need to step up our game apparently.

[waywardgs]

The important thing to note is everyone passing definitive judgment against either/both parties is clearly omnipresent and without fault. I need to hang out with you all. For those of us lol'ing for the face value of it all we need to step up our game apparently.

I like how many guests are online to check out the zoo.

[AnticorRifling]

It's everyone from the officials that wouldn't dream of reading or posting on "that other forum".

[Androidpk]

might go do that.

Unless PK pops in and is all like YES IT IS TRUE I HAVE A BIG DONG. Then I will commence with the rofflez

Yes, it is true I have a big dong.

[phantasm]

And with 9 words PK brings his milkshake to the yard.

[AnticorRifling]

I think the entire internet would get some laughs from this thread. Lets get it trending.

[phantasm]

And with 9 words PK brings his milkshake to the yard.

[Back]

I think the entire internet would get some laughs from this thread. Lets get it trending.

I think the entire internet would get some laughs from this thread. Lets get it trending.

[waywardgs]

hahaha nice.

[Jayvn]

I'm totally defending the chick and I dont care about facts OKAY STEFFY?!!!!!

Also this thread makes me want to go watch a Greys Anatomy marathon. I might go do that.

Unless PK pops in and is all like YES IT IS TRUE I HAVE A BIG DONG. Then I will commence with the rofflez

I watched grays anatomy for the first tiem tonight I think...halfway through I was like what is this on tv? it's not bad... 'grays anatomy'.. oh..... oh...

[AnticorRifling]

I hate both of you.

[ravashaak]

I will kick you in the nuts.

If you're lacking nuts I will pay for the surgery, get you some nuts, kick you in them, pay for the reversal, and then demand a sandwich.

Please don't put nuts on Rojo. You're ruining it for me!

[EasternBrand]

I just have to get this off my chest, but even though Bar Americain is far from my favorite restaurant, they have these spicy cornbread madeleines that they put in the bread basket that are absolutely delicious, but I am always too ashamed to ask for more.

[subzero]

Only thing I'm pissed off about is that I have to wait 12 more days for Mortal Kombat to come out. And that is your fault.

http://i.imgur.com/Zieke.gif

[TheEschaton]

I love lamp.

Are you just naming things in the room that you can see, now, Rock?


God, this thread is amazing.

[phantasm]

The slightest mention of Louisiana makes me think of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKOVPXhlnE

[AnticorRifling]

Yo PC I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ratolin. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39942) had one of the best meltdowns of all time.

[TheEschaton]

Rojo, you're being plain out crazy, you're on the wrong side!

ZAG FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[4a6c1]

Yes, it is true I have a big dong.

roflcopters

[waywardgs]

Yo PC I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ratolin. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39942) had one of the best meltdowns of all time.

4 sho.

[4a6c1]

Rojo, you're being plain out crazy, you're on the wrong side!

ZAG FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

I told you BostonBoi, I always Vote for Vagina!

[TheEschaton]

You voted for Hillary?

You then voted for Sarah Palin?

[Gizmo]

Yo PC I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ratolin. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39942) had one of the best meltdowns of all time.

hah yes! You found it!

This what i was talking about to Ross the other day in my PC Let's Bash Someone Day Thread

[diethx]

Yo PC I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ratolin. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39942) had one of the best meltdowns of all time.

lol, memories.

[4a6c1]

You voted for Hillary?

You then voted for Sarah Palin?

That would be awesome. Like a dragon with two heads.

[diethx]

That would be awesome. Like a dragon with two heads.

More like a banshee with two shrieking vaginas.

[4a6c1]

.....

Diethx you are obviously confused. You're totally bitchy enough to be a feminist. Come to the dark siiiiiiide.

[subzero]

PS. You're still an inspiration for me to continue being successful at life, so thanks. Hope your daughter doesn't follow your example and fuck up her chance at being someone (she will).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYYd8AV3Gc

^
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I can't keep up. Need more summarization.

[diethx]

.....

Diethx you are obviously confused. You're totally bitchy enough to be a feminist. Come to the dark siiiiiiide.

Hehehe. Thank you but I heart teh cock too much to rage against it so.

[subzero]

Only thing missing from this thread is IW going ALALALALAL *boom* and Rocktar going RIBBIT RIBBIT.

IW is going to probably be doing that all over the forums now that that damn space alien, Alf, went and declared this thread the thread of the year.

[i play dr]

Posting in a Gemstone Drama thread.

[kookiegod]

I got nothing here after reading all this.

Having been involved in some great drama and as Diethx would posit it 'one psycho bitch' i lived with for a bit in 2005-06 and then was stupid enough to go back to again (epic fail on my part), its too bad it came to this.

I just keep it to a short list of friends I can trust.

The big thring...

Truth is always an absolute defense.

~Paul

[Avaya]

I have to agree with Paul. Pretty sad, but it's nice that we finally heard from "PK". I only kept reading because I wanted to see if he'd actually post.

[KerosineKiller]

This is the best thread I have ever read.

[Gizmo]

I have to agree with Paul. Pretty sad, but it's nice that we finally heard from "PK". I only kept reading because I wanted to see if he'd actually post.

By heard you mean, him say like 5 words?

[Androidpk]

I have to agree with Paul. Pretty sad, but it's nice that we finally heard from "PK". I only kept reading because I wanted to see if he'd actually post.

I don't really have much to say in regards to this thread other than that OP should have voiced his concerns to Rucca directly instead of airing it out in public.

[SPFairy]

I can't help but wonder.. why isn't PK getting any shit for telling a third party something he was told in (supposed) confidence...

[Michaelous]

yo any news reporters up in dis mug! Jersey shore aint got nothing on Gs pc Threads!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Moral of the story, don't talk shit about your X's.


So Meth what you're saying is she told one person something (true/false/whatever) and you decided it was important to tell us all something (true/false/whatever) based on info from a third party instead of talking to that one person?


The important thing to note is everyone passing definitive judgment against either/both parties is clearly omnipresent and without fault. I need to hang out with you all. For those of us lol'ing for the face value of it all we need to step up our game apparently.


I don't really have much to say in regards to this thread other than that OP should have voiced his concerns to Rucca directly instead of airing it out in public.


Agreed to all.

To Methais, I honestly don't think anyone here really gave a shit about any of this, except for DieThx who's apparently relationship moderator for her "friends".

To Rucca, I'd just not have posted anything in response, once the drama llama got out it's best just to ignore it, hard as that may be.

To AndroidPk, you might review your friends list of trustworthy people to share with, some just can't keep their mouths shut.

To Diethx, nice job bringing the drama to both the people you apparently call friends.

[Skeeter]

I don't really have much to say in regards to this thread other than that OP should have voiced his concerns to Rucca directly instead of airing it out in public.

The irony is delicious.

[Warriorbird]

Posting in a Gemstone Drama thread.

And you guys all think we're mild.

[RichardCranium]

C'mon WB, it's y'all.

[Warriorbird]

C'mon WB, it's y'all.

True. And I got fussed at for putting y'all on the board of a college classroom the other day (LOL). I just tend to think of DR players as non Southerners and drop back into Midwest.

[Parkbandit]

I can't help but wonder.. why isn't PK getting any shit for telling a third party something he was told in (supposed) confidence...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxcxizqbM1qfbxyso1_400.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

fucking pure gold Methais, love you

remind me to drop you 1m in game just for lulz appreciation

also that line about the throbbing dong was kinda hawt

you naughty naughty man! don't expose women's sexual secrets!!!! :)

(it's actually forbidden to do that in Islam)

i hope things work out with who you're with now - i had a horrible experience with a girl from 2001-2004 and now i'm drama free (and married) and let me tell you i feel like i'm on a different planet

~Drew

edit: Rucca I still love ur boobz + u even though new evidence suggests you could have meanie head tendancies

edit edit:


I think you should reconsider your actions.

A little bit of this. The post makes me think things are getting serious between Methais and his long time love. Did anyone detect a little pandering? It's ok though he's still the man (minus the secrets revealing part)

edit edit edit:


but now...consider it on.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN NN Rucca

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/11/onkong.jpg

[Parkbandit]

~Drew

Drew? DREW?? WTF HAPPENED TO IMMAD!???

Mohammad is not happy with your change of heart.

[Delias]

I can't help but wonder.. why isn't PK getting any shit for telling a third party something he was told in (supposed) confidence...

Because people gossip? If you want to keep something a secret, don't fucking tell anyone. Three can keep a secret if two are dead, and all that.

[Sean]

After reading this thread, I'm just upset that I missed the sign up to get on the Rucca's PC train. Anyone want to sell me their spot?

[AnticorRifling]

After reading this thread, I'm just upset that I missed the sign up to get on the Rucca's PC train. Anyone want to sell me their spot?

Unfortunately you got in the line for the Drew2 train and line jumping is not a sport and cause for ejection from the park.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

After reading this thread, I'm just upset that I missed the sign up to get on the Rucca's PC train. Anyone want to sell me their spot?

That's an asshole thing to say.

[Sean]

Unfortunately you got in the line for the Drew2 train and line jumping is not a sport and cause for ejection from the park.

I just followed your lead and got in the Drew2 line, it was a total mistake.. on my part.

[Sean]

That's an asshole thing to say.

There's no doubt in my mind that you are correct.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

There's no doubt in my mind that you are correct.

I still <3 you though.

[AnticorRifling]

Well I guess we know which line SHM is in.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Drew? DREW?? WTF HAPPENED TO IMMAD!???

Mohammad is not happy with your change of heart.

you can refer to me as IW, Ahmad, Drew, fucking troll go away, etc. whatever you like :)


Robin I think you're missing the point here. Meth totally liked Rucca and was sad it ended the way it did. This whole thread wasn't over jealousy about pk.

This whole thread is because Rucca was telling pk that Methais was a psycho, that he was trying to bring their relationship RL and she totally resisted it and never hooked up with him, when in fact Rucca flew to LA and fucked Meth's brains out. She instigated the RL relationship, not him.

But she totally lied to pk about it and made Meth into some crazy stalker (which from what I hear, she seems to do that with every PC/online person she fucks and then is ashamed to let her next online conquest know she fucked, or whatever).

hit the nail on the head it seems. but Rucca's side of the story is rather compelling. the funniest part is that Methais was giving me so much SHIT about Islam when the Islamic guidelines actually helped steer me away from fucking things up with my wife. And had he followed even half of the most basic things in Islam with regards to WOMEN'S RIGHTS, he would have treated all of the women in his life so much better, and avoided all of this stupid drama that left his heart cold and lonely for so many nights. point of /rant: don't knock someone's belief system when their life is 1000% more stable than yours. you end up hurting people, yourself, and detracting from your deeds on the day of Judgement.

edit: and yes, I can be sanctimonious in this post because I treat the girls in my life (wife, mom, grandmom, in laws) fucking awesome. my worst sin is probably coming on the PC / lnet and saying racy shit.


This thread keeps getting better.

LOL at Methias for being ok with messing around behind his gf's back (from what I gather its a bit hard to tell) but when someone talks poorly about him behind his back? TO THE FORUMS! THIS WILL NOT STAND!

LOL at Rucca for being kinda creepy but trying to act all innocent like shes been nothing but an innocent flower thats just horribly put upon. I don't doubt Methias version is the truth.

LOLS for everyone!

Mordie fucking nailed it too. But hey man, Rucca's just lookin' for love. Give her a break!!!!!!!!!

the moral of this story is either be single or get married. trying to find middle ground causes heartache, is crappy for the rights of the woman, and ultimately ends in failure most of the time.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Well I guess we know which line SHM is in.

You know how you can tell if another guy is gay?

While you are fucking him in the ass, reach around and grab his dick. If it's not limp, he's totally gay.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I wish you really understood exactly how much I love you and how you and *** both truly do mean everything to me. I was so happy that you loved the flowers i sent, and *** telling me she loved her bear put a huge smile on my face too. I love so much being able to make you both happy.

YOU LITTLE POLYGAMIST YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

hoEEHOAHOEHOAEHOEAHOAEhOEAhoeahOeahOeaHOaehoehaoea HO

note: just finished reading page 7 or so. Rucca seems to be handling this pretty well bro. Maturity, forgiveness, wishing you well and all that. but umm.. yeah.. i just read the rest. check post above for analysis.

[Solkern]

You know how you can tell if another guy is gay?

While you are fucking him in the ass, reach around and grab his dick. If it's not limp, he's totally gay.

Heard something close to that

How can you tell if that guy is gay? If his dick taste like shit.

[IorakeWarhammer]

This thread reminds me that my life is fucking incredible and I have no retarded issues to deal with, and that makes me feel great.

i feel that way but I also realize that they may die in a better state than me so i try not to judge them too hard

edit: after reading this thread I also want to say you guys fucking rock even though most of you are meanie heads

[Cephalopod]

Holy shit, I get to work and this thread has exploded even more.

Now, I could be wrong... and I'm gonna just throw this out there... but isn't this NOT the first time Methais has been involved with some major drama with someone he met in GS? In fact, wasn't one previous time with someone that Paul had a batshit insane relationship with, too?

Just tossing that out there.

[waywardgs]

Holy shit, I get to work and this thread has exploded even more.

Now, I could be wrong... and I'm gonna just throw this out there... but isn't this NOT the first time Methais has been involved with some major drama with someone he met in GS? In fact, wasn't one previous time with someone that Paul had a batshit insane relationship with, too?

Just tossing that out there.

That's what happens when you own a baller solhaven property.

[WRoss]

That's what happens when you own a baller solhaven property.

He owns beech front property and he can animate dead? Weekend at Berny's anyone?

[Fallen]

Methais is a wizard, I thought.

[AnticorRifling]

He owns beech front property and he can animate dead? Weekend at Berny's anyone?

Tree front property is pretty awesome.

[Kaittee]

Tree front property is pretty awesome.

Ziiiiiiing

[WRoss]

Methais is a wizard, I thought.

Harry Potter meets MTV Spring Break?

[Parkbandit]

Holy shit, I get to work and this thread has exploded even more.

Now, I could be wrong... and I'm gonna just throw this out there... but isn't this NOT the first time Methais has been involved with some major drama with someone he met in GS? In fact, wasn't one previous time with someone that Paul had a batshit insane relationship with, too?

Just tossing that out there.

Ron Paul is batshit insane... maybe that's what you were thinking about?

[Kaittee]

Harry Potter meets MTV Spring Break?

and practically spit my coffee out onto my desk. co-workers are looking at me like I'm crazy, and are probably right.

[waywardgs]

Harry Potter meets MTV Spring Break?

There's a joke about a throbbing wand in here somewhere but I'm too tired to come up with it.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm concerned that all of this has done nothing to change the fact I would do Rucca.

You spelled Methais wrong.

[Mathari]

Methais is a wizard, I thought.

http://zorga.se/files/image/i_put_on_my_robe_and_wizard_hat.jpg

^ The best part of his outfit is definitely his wizardly wristwatch.

[Parkbandit]

I'm concerned that all of this has done nothing to change the fact I would do Rucca.

Yea, those presents seem worth opening, even with all the drama:

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

Not sure they are so good they are worth putting up with the craziness behind them though.... just saying.

[Asha]

Not sure they are so good they are worth putting up with the craziness behind them though.... just saying.

God no. Just a quicker than average 'in-and-out' then out the door.

[AnticorRifling]

You hopeless romantic.

[Parkbandit]

Heh.. I thought Drayal was gay. Who am I confusing him with? Starts with a D, not Drew2

[Androidpk]

Heh.. I thought Drayal was gay. Who am I confusing him with? Starts with a D, not Drew2

Daniel?

[Delias]

Heh.. I thought Drayal was gay. Who am I confusing him with? Starts with a D, not Drew2

Maybe he is but hasn't gone pro yet... keeping his options open.

[Asha]

Daniel?

Hahahaha!

[Kuyuk]

Maybe Drisco? That red headed kid?

[Parkbandit]

Maybe Drisco? That red headed kid?

Yea, that's it I think. But Rucca's body could probably turn a gay guy straight.. at least for the night.

[Asha]

or 3 minutes!

[NocturnalRob]

or 3 minutes!
Nice! Two times!!

[Nieninque]

On it. Methais is the fucking man.

Really? He comes across as a sad fuck when I read it. Maybe I missed something.


I just want to add, that Methais is an unstable man.

No shit sherlock? That bloke with the goatse obsession who plays text-based computer games is unstable?

You sound like a great couple.

White fucking trash.

[AnticorRifling]

Really? He comes across as a sad fuck when I read it. Maybe I missed something.



No shit sherlock? That bloke with the goatse obsession who plays text-based computer games is unstable?

You sound like a great couple.

White fucking trash.

I want you to look up at me and say fish and chips.

[Nieninque]

Since my divorce 6 years ago, I have dated 6 times. Out of those 6 men, I met 3 here. Mistake? Maybe just with one. Methais.

That fucking kills me. No joke.
OK, so assuming there is nothing fundamentally fucked up in the online dating shit, please explain to me the thought processes that led to you thinking it would be a good idea to hook up with Methais?

Dont get me wrong, I like Methais, in a laughathisinternetpostsandcringeathisgoatseobsessi on kinda way...just curious what was going through your mind when you thought "Hey, me and that hotdog vendor with an unhealthy fascination with goatse just have to get together..."

[Clove]

I can't believe he paid over $600 for a domestic plane ticket. Airtran, baby - the only way to fly.Especially when there are cheaper hookers nearby.

[Rucca]

That fucking kills me. No joke.
OK, so assuming there is nothing fundamentally fucked up in the online dating shit, please explain to me the thought processes that led to you thinking it would be a good idea to hook up with Methais?

Dont get me wrong, I like Methais, in a laughathisinternetpostsandcringeathisgoatseobsessi on kinda way...just curious what was going through your mind when you thought "Hey, me and that hotdog vendor with an unhealthy fascination with goatse just have to get together..."

I try not to judge someone by how they act on PC. It's the internet and I know sometimes people act big and bad on here, when in reality they are far from. I also, at the time, thought he was a genuine person.

[AnticorRifling]

Clove is going on record as knowing the current pricing of hookers in various markets.

[Cephalopod]

I'll just leave this here.


Y'know, frankly, if Methais and Rucca were hooking up, I'd be proud of both of them.

Anonymous internet fake ex gf skeezo = LOL.

[Androidpk]

Clove is going on record as knowing the current pricing of hookers in various markets.

Not only current pricing but where to get the best bang for a buck.

[AnticorRifling]

Not only current pricing but where to get the best bang for a buck.

http://www.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/17016_fouadfamguy.png

[Clove]

Also what I have learned from this thread is if we all want to have happy fun time we should sprinkle each others real names all over the place in old threads because Antipants is not busy enough at his real job and he needs stuff to do.You got it Meat Cave the ever Yawning!

[Clove]

I'll just leave this here.


Not only current pricing but where to get the best bang for a buck.Absolutely. I am an accountant after all. How else are we going to get laid?

[Gizmo]

You got it BEAR FUCKER DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE!

That short for Carlos?

[AnticorRifling]

Absolutely. I am an accountant after all. How else are we going to get laid?

Ladies love it when you talk General Ledger to them.

[Cephalopod]

lol @ Anticor's edits

[Parkbandit]

Absolutely. I am an accountant after all. How else are we going to get laid?

Tell them you are a big time business owner?

[Abilene]

Goddamitsomuch stop posting, I'm only on page 16.

[Cephalopod]

Tell them you are a big time business owner?

Does he make profits? Are those considered income?

[AnticorRifling]

Does he make profits? Are those considered income?

There are a lot of different meanings when you're talking income to a hooker. Spelling is also a factor.

[Abilene]

So, who is bigger.. Methias or PK?

[Clove]

Tell them you are a big time business owner?I thought that was your job? Do we have to explain to you the difference between owner and manager again?

[AnticorRifling]

So, who is bigger.. Methias or PK?

Based on number of threads talking about personal shit PK is the bigger man. If you're talking dong size you'll have to ask Nachos.

[Cephalopod]

Based on number of threads talking about personal shit PK is the bigger man. If you're talking dong size you'll have to ask Nachos.

I actually told her to ask. :(

[Abilene]

I actually told her to ask. :(

Yeah I'm still on page 18, I was still blotting my eyes from the sad FB messages... I wasn't concerned about the peener size just yet.

[Parkbandit]

I thought that was your job? Do we have to explain to you the difference between owner and manager again?

Just trying to help you out man... padding your resume so to speak.

[AnticorRifling]

I will not allow you two to queer up another thread with your love hate tango.

[Abilene]

The real question is, how big is BOBBY FLAY, amiright?

[AnticorRifling]

Dude is such a douche he probably says his own name during sex.

You're about to get Bobby Flay's penis. Mmmm you enjoy the Bobby Flay don't you?! DONT YOU!!!!

[RSR]

I think we all know what your answer is Anticor.

-Richard.

[Parkbandit]

You're about to get Bobby Flay's penis. Mmmm you enjoy the Bobby Flay don't you?! DONT YOU!!!!


I will not allow you two to queer up another thread with your love hate tango.

So, only you can fag up this thread?

[AnticorRifling]

Son of a bitch.

[Cephalopod]

Son of a bitch.

How are those new shoes working out for you?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/194545/thumbs/s-VIBRAM-FIVE-FINGERS-SHOES-large.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

How are those new shoes working out for you?
They coordinate well with his gimp outfit.

[Parkbandit]

How are those new shoes working out for you?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/194545/thumbs/s-VIBRAM-FIVE-FINGERS-SHOES-large.jpg

I'll be honest.. they make some water boots like that and I plan on getting a pair for scalloping season.

[Delias]

How are those new shoes working out for you?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/194545/thumbs/s-VIBRAM-FIVE-FINGERS-SHOES-large.jpg

These are some sort of footjob condoms, right? To prevent... warts, presumably.

[Asha]

I surely do tell my husband about things that upset me. I don't lie to my husband and tell him I have multiple stalkers.

Husband!?
I'm out.

[Abilene]

I have a pair of fivefingers, and I'd like to say they're not as great as one would hope.

And Anticor, I repped many people throughout these 40 pages just so I could rep you, and it still says no!

So
GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN +1 Level for you.

[TheEschaton]

Holy shit, I get to work and this thread has exploded even more.

Now, I could be wrong... and I'm gonna just throw this out there... but isn't this NOT the first time Methais has been involved with some major drama with someone he met in GS? In fact, wasn't one previous time with someone that Paul had a batshit insane relationship with, too?

Just tossing that out there.

Pretty sure that was Bethany, and I don't think Methais was part of that PC train. Three other people who've posted in this thread were, though. :P

[Cephalopod]

Husband!?
I'm out.

diethx is a girl!?

[AnticorRifling]

diethx is a girl!?

Only on the outside.

[Abilene]

Dropping this here..

[12:08] SomeoneWithAPlatypusForAPCPic: GIS for 'bobby flay penis', second result: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/nfns725-4.jpg

[Asha]

Pretty sure that was Bethany, and I don't think Methais was part of that PC train. Three other people who've posted in this thread were, though. :P

Not Gothique?

[TheEschaton]

Oh, never heard anything about Gothique, lol. That one would be news to me.

[Parkbandit]

Pretty sure that was Bethany, and I don't think Methais was part of that PC train. Three other people who've posted in this thread were, though. :P

I always assumed the 3rd one was Wezas... which ended baaaaaaadly for him....

Dear Anticor.. please do not issue points for me for saying the "W" word...

[AnticorRifling]

I always assumed the 3rd one was Wezas... which ended baaaaaaadly for him....

Dear Anticor.. please do not issue points for me for saying the "W" word...

Yeah you totally just got a yellow card!

[TheEschaton]

I'm tempted to post a bunch of real names to see what Anticor will edit them to.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah you totally just got a yellow card!

Holy shit, that's hilarious. If I get banned from these boards because you just figured out how to Harmnone me, I'm going to kick your ass.

[Cephalopod]

Pretty sure that was Bethany, and I don't think Methais was part of that PC train. Three other people who've posted in this thread were, though. :P

No. Drayal already mentioned who I'm talking about. (Also, PB, NOT RON PAUL.)

[Cephalopod]

Hasn't the statute of limitations run out on Wezas, so it can be publicly talked about?

[TheEschaton]

I still don't even know who Wezas was anonymously fooling around with on the interwebs.

[Parkbandit]

No. Drayal already mentioned who I'm talking about. (Also, PB, NOT RON PAUL.)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GCgzgmd-4JU/S8auXpYpTqI/AAAAAAAAABE/3e6rpJx5L9k/s320/CrazyRonPaul.jpg

[Parkbandit]

Hasn't the statute of limitations run out on Wezas, so it can be publicly talked about?

Same here... until Harmcor (or Antinone) rose up...

[Liagala]

Let's see how long it takes Anticor to go find all of my posts in this thread that I edited to include names. :D

Edit: Fernando!

[Abilene]

Why isn't Bobby Flay being edited out? I'm sure his PR wouldn't appreciate Bobby Flaypenispic.jpg being associated with PC!
BobbyFlay Bobby Flay Bobbiflay Bobby Filet

[4a6c1]

Hahahaha FUCK YOU CLOVE.

Lol @ Nien, Abilene, Anticor edits.

PC stop posting funny shit I have shit to do!!! Wait till I get to work tonight. Thanks in advance.

[diethx]

Daniel?

AHAHAHAHA Is it bad that's the first name that came to my head too before Drisco?


Ladies love it when you talk General Ledger to them.

GL is hot. All that cash going in and out.. unnngggghhh.


You're about to get Bobby Flay's penis. Mmmm you enjoy the Bobby Flay don't you?! DONT YOU!!!!

sigh, throwing up in one's mouth is lame. Why must you induce my gag reflex?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm pretty sure Betheny wins for PC hook ups. Peam, me, then either Wezas or Backlash next, I'm not sure that order. Not sure who was before Peam or after Backlash either, but I think there were more.

Besides her, I don't know of anyone else who has.

[Asha]

AHAHAHAHA Is it bad that's the first name that came to my head too before Drisco?


That's exactly why I laughed :lol:

[Cephalopod]

I'm pretty sure Betheny wins for PC hook ups. Peam, me, then either Wezas or Backlash next, I'm not sure that order. Not sure who was before Peam or after Backlash either, but I think there were more.

Besides her, I don't know of anyone else who has.

Would it make you physically ill if you found out you were after Backlash?

[TheEschaton]

I thought Paul was in that line too at some point, I know she was in MA at some juncture, that may just have been you SHM. ;)

[NocturnalRob]

Why must you induce my gag reflex?
Because mentioning Bobby Flay is the only way he'll ever be able to?

[NocturnalRob]

Would it make you physically ill if you found out you were after Backlash?
Herpes is forever, man.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I thought Paul was in that line too at some point, I know she was in MA at some juncture, that may just have been you SHM. ;)

Naw, I was in VA near Dulles at the time.

[diethx]

Because mentioning Bobby Flay is the only way he'll ever be able to?

Just because you were too small...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Would it make you physically ill if you found out you were after Backlash?

Hmm, at this point, I don't think so.

[Kid Danger]

This thread needs more happy pussies.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9213/conspiracyb.jpg

[pabstblueribbon]

HAHA.

[awol0509]

I'm pretty sure Betheny wins for PC hook ups. Peam, me, then either Wezas or Backlash next, I'm not sure that order. Not sure who was before Peam or after Backlash either, but I think there were more.

Besides her, I don't know of anyone else who has.

Hey! That makes you all Eskimo Brothers. SCORE!


and now I will get back to work. :tumble:

[Geijon Khyree]

I got to the end of this threat.








That is all.

[CrystalTears]

It took me all day to read this thread between meetings. Awesomesauce.

[Kaittee]

i read the first 8 pages, then skipped to the end. i'm impressed you made it.

[AnticorRifling]

Never under estimate CT's ability to take it all in.

[CrystalTears]

I fucking hate you.

[Parkbandit]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/this-thread-delivers.jpg

[Paradii]

Can anyone summarize some of the more epic responses in this thread. I don't have a lot of internet time.

I shall pay you in high fives and accolades for all-time.

[Asha]

Yeah who won?

[ViridianAsp]

Yeah who won?


I think the PC did, this thread was pretty entertaining.

[AnticorRifling]

At the last count I was ahead. I was only counting my posts though.

[Alfster]

Which skank is SPCFairy?

[CrystalTears]

Yeah who won?
I vote for PK. He kept his cool. Even though he blabbed to the wrong person, he still gets props.

[Tgo01]

Is there anymore drama going on in this thread? Or is everyone just jerking each other off in the afterglow of it all?

[subzero]

I'll be honest.. they make some water boots like that and I plan on getting a pair for scalloping season.

It's one thing if you're trying to be Aquaman. It's entirely different if you actually rock those things elsewhere.


These are some sort of footjob condoms, right? To prevent... warts, presumably.

And herp. Outbreaks of foot herp could be a bad deal, what with the ever-popped blisters oozing herp-juice all over the place.

[Sean]

At the last count I was ahead. I was only counting my posts though.

46 to 30 .. Rucca can still catch you, or amusingly enough DieThx.

[Stanley Burrell]

Is there anymore drama going on in this thread? Or is everyone just jerking each other off in the afterglow of it all?

I'm trying to find a video of the "Fancy Pants" skit from SNL that isn't crap quality and includes the intro. The only glow I bask in; before, during and after (exclude context) =

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/soul-glo.jpg

[Anothi]

Methais basically paid for sex. Flying someone out for sex. Certainly not worth it in my opinion, considering all the BS afterwards. Don't fuck internet buddies. EVA!


BTW: I made it through the entire post. Now my head hurts.

[diethx]

Even though he blabbed to the wrong person

lol gimme a break. Try placing blame where blame is due.

[waywardgs]

I still haven't heard anything about drumsticks.

[Back]

Peam, me, then either Wezas or Backlash next, I'm not sure that order.

I think Wezas was during my time. After me I have no idea. And she talked shit about everyone. She had a pattern going.

[kookiegod]

I thought Paul was in that line too at some point, I know she was in MA at some juncture, that may just have been you SHM. ;)

I have no idea who Bethany is...so not me...I can pretty much account for my hookups...

Heh.

~Paul

[Warriorbird]

I have no idea who Bethany is...so not me...I can pretty much account for my hookups...

Heh.

~Paul

Maimara's player.

[Anothi]

Can't we just all just keep it IG!

[kookiegod]

Maimara's player.

Ok, still clueless....GOOD! :)

I paid for more one mistake! Heh!

~Paul

[waywardgs]

Can't we just all just keep it in pants!

.

[WRoss]

Can we get a thread to recap the 450 pages of this thread?

[waywardgs]

Can we get a thread to recap the 450 pages of this thread?

Some people did some stuff, and then some other people did other stuff. And it was funny. There, recapped.

[subzero]

Can we get a thread to recap the 450 pages of this thread?

I recapped via song earlier. We don't need no steenkin threads.

Basically it was something like this:

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies.


We could also say that a couple people just found out that you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

[Parkbandit]

It's one thing if you're trying to be Aquaman. It's entirely different if you actually rock those things elsewhere.



TRYING? With those shoes and these gloves, I WILL BE AQUAMAN!!!

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff427/darkfin6/darkfinbanner-ebay-newjpg-2.jpg

[TheEschaton]

Why would anyone make things like that, to make life in the water easier? Who wants to live in the water? I watched a compelling documentary about that once (Waterworld), and it seemed awful.

[Parkbandit]

Methais basically paid for sex. Flying someone out for sex.

Not really, unless you also equate buying a girl dinner is the same thing as prostitution. If that is the case, I imagine most guys have "paid for sex".



Certainly not worth it in my opinion, considering all the BS afterwards.

I've seen pictures.. it seems like it was worth it. His mistake was falling for her and trying to make a relationship with her. BAD METHAIS!

[Parkbandit]

Why would anyone make things like that, to make life in the water easier? Who wants to live in the water? I watched a compelling documentary about that once (Waterworld), and it seemed awful.

Why do brown people hate the water so much?

[TheEschaton]

It's because we're so dirty, HUR HUR HUR.

[Some Rogue]

Because they get cholera from drinking it after shitting in it?

[subzero]

Why would anyone make things like that, to make life in the water easier? Who wants to live in the water? I watched a compelling documentary about that once (Waterworld), and it seemed awful.

Just because the photo is black and white, I'm going to say he has purchased the creature from the Blue Lagoon's authentic gloves.

[Parkbandit]

Just because the photo is black and white, I'm going to say he has purchased the creature from the Blue Lagoon's authentic gloves.

Maybe I was planning on painting them green?

[waywardgs]

Not really, unless you also equate buying a girl dinner is the same thing as prostitution. If that is the case, I imagine most guys have "paid for sex".

Every guy pays for sex. One way or another.

[Stanley Burrell]

Every guy pays for sex. One way or another.


^

[WRoss]

^

Cambodia doesn't count, dude.

[Stanley Burrell]

Cambodia doesn't count, dude.

The brothel offered me a tax return. In AIDS.

[Stry]

Perfect read to end my Friday at work...

If I'm the judge?

Anticor won this thread with PK in second place.

[Cephalopod]

Is scalloping anything like shrimping?

[RichardCranium]

I'm trying to find a video of the "Fancy Pants" skit from SNL that isn't crap quality and includes the intro. The only glow I bask in; before, during and after (exclude context) =

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/soul-glo.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj563ViG7Qg

No, but yes.

[AnticorRifling]

This thread has over 13,225 views in just over a day.

[Delias]

Not really, unless you also equate buying a girl dinner is the same thing as prostitution. If that is the case, I imagine most guys have "paid for sex".

Uh, strangely, my grandmother considers this to be true.

Of course she also tells my cousins to have babies when they are fighting with their husbands, just to make sure they don't leave.

Fuck, I hate everyone. When you come to the realization that you even hate your own grandmother, it's a little depressing and you think "Why do I hate everyone?" and then it gets worse when you realize it is because everyone is retarded.

[IorakeWarhammer]

record breaking thread

after a thorough review of this entire thread, I have a couple of concluding statements I'm sure most will just gloss over and not give a fuck about

HERE THEY ARE ANYWAY!!!!!one

1. just as a precaution, Rucca and Methais both need their heads examined. not sayin' you guys are nuts, just sayin... (I also include myself in this category

2. diethx is an epic fucking troll

3. steph is a bitch

thank you. that is all.

[Michaelous]

Jersey shore aint got shit on Gemstone pc thread! biatch!!!!

[AnticorRifling]

Uh, strangely, my grandmother considers this to be true.

Of course she also tells my cousins to have babies when they are fighting with their husbands, just to make sure they don't leave.

Fuck, I hate everyone. When you come to the realization that you even hate your own grandmother, it's a little depressing and you think "Why do I hate everyone?" and then it gets worse when you realize it is because everyone is retarded.

Obvious answer is your a self loather and you're projecting. YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YO PENIS!

[Delias]

Obvious answer is your a self loather and you're projecting. YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YO PENIS!

EVERYONE needs to get in touch with my penis. Unless they have herpes.

[AnticorRifling]

...or a penis.

[NocturnalRob]

...or a penis.
Because all their penis belong to you? You selfish fuck.

[AnticorRifling]

Is the plural of penis penis? I'm not good at math.

[NocturnalRob]

Is the plural of penis penis? I'm not good at math.
It's understandable. You stop counting after 8.

[subzero]

Maybe I was planning on painting them green?

Paint'em whatever color you want. I'm just hoping they came with, or you also bought, the kickass mask. Then you could cruise around a lake with your head above water scaring the shit out of little dogs and kids. Until a gator decides to give you a taste.

[Parkbandit]

Is scalloping anything like shrimping?

No. Nothing like it.

[Sweets]

Actually you were the one all hell bent crazy about that and would flip your shit hardcore anytime you even thought I might have mentioned it to someone. I didn't give a shit one way or another if anyone knew or not.

I also respected your wish to keep things private after it was all done and over with until I found out you were making shit up about me to PK.

Either way, does this mean you're not going to pay me back the 10m silver you borrowed for Ebon Gate?

I have to go make a thread about something funny and unrelated now.


You mean you can get silver out of guys if you sleep with them? Spitfire is coming up.........

(I didn't read the rest of the thread. I just need silver..)

[Skeeter]

I have 100m send me some body pics

[Revalos]

God damn government shutdown made me miss this hilarity. Methias, you've got to keep me in the loop, man!

I've only read maybe 20% of Rucca's posts, but damn, she makes my ex look like a normal human being in comparison.

[Rucca]

God damn government shutdown made me miss this hilarity. Methias, you've got to keep me in the loop, man!

I've only read maybe 20% of Rucca's posts, but damn, she makes my ex look like a normal human being in comparison.

Pffft. Normal is boring.

Besides, your ex didn't have the most awesome honor of having her private life smeared on a PC forum, where little pp trolls lurk in the shadows.

I also vote that Anticor won this thread.

[Androidpk]

Perfect read to end my Friday at work...

If I'm the judge?

Anticor won this thread with PK in second place.

No surprise. Me and Anticor have a lot in common. I used to roll around in chairs and he used to roll around on hills.

[pabstblueribbon]

So Android.

I don't know if this has been asked yet but..

Did you motorboat them? I know you did, you motorboatin som'bitch.

Were they built for speed or pleasure?

[Kyra231]

Pffft. Normal is boring.

Besides, your ex didn't have the most awesome honor of having her private life smeared on a PC forum, where little pp trolls lurk in the shadows.

I also vote that Anticor won this thread.

Try not shitting where you eat, less reason to QQ that way.

[Androidpk]

So Android.

I don't know if this has been asked yet but..

Did you motorboat them? I know you did, you motorboatin som'bitch.

Were they built for speed or pleasure?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qwnscrzVtDc/0.jpg

[pabstblueribbon]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qwnscrzVtDc/0.jpg

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/motorboat_42738.gif

[waywardgs]

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/motorboat_42738.gif

I met that guy in a club once. The bags under his eyes told me he'd been motorboating all night.

[Sweets]

I have 100m send me some body pics


Do they have to be my body pics? How much would a toe get me?

[Stanley Burrell]

Do they have to be my body pics? How much would a toe get me?

If it's my toe, vaginatitis times a googleplex.

I don't know. You have to research podiatrity, etc.

[pabstblueribbon]

Do they have to be my body pics? How much would a toe get me?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

[waywardgs]

Lebowski reference ftw.

[TheEschaton]

Fucking nihilists. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

[Gizmo]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

Hawt

[waywardgs]

Hawt

thief.

[Gizmo]

thief.

Hey Nut Ranger! How's my sack holding up this morning? Still warm and cozy?

[waywardgs]

Hey Nut Ranger! How's my sack holding up this morning? Still warm and cozy?

thief.