Human-Animal Hybrids

[ClydeR]

I don't mean to scare anybody, but I'm afraid it's inevitable.

The Chinese mixed human genes with cow genes to make cows that produce human milk (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/geneticmodification/8423536/Genetically-modified-cows-produce-human-milk.html).

George W. Bush warned about this in a speech in 2006. Everybody made fun of him (http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/northamerica/article_1094282.php) at the time, but now we see he was right.

Have you ever tried to milk a cow? I'm betting that out of all the people here, only about two of you other than me have. There is no way -- and I mean no way -- that human babies will ever learn to suck milk from a cow. If we start using these cows as milk surrogates like the Chinese want us to do, then we'll have to put some cow genes in babies to make them capable of getting milk from cows. Where will it end? This is the frightful future that Bush foresaw and tried to prevent.

[waywardgs]

:rofl:

[AnticorRifling]

I don't believe you've ever been to a farm, let alone milked a cow.

[ClydeR]

I don't believe you've ever been to a farm, let alone milked a cow.

Share you vast cow milking experience and tell us if you think a baby can do it. It's harder than it looks.

[waywardgs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNFcxs50iQ

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Even you cannot be so ignorant to believe the method of delivering humow (human cow) milk is by attaching a baby to a cows udder.

It's obvious that the cow teats are going to be genetically altered to physically resemble a human breast (granted, four of them). The furries of the world are already drooling.

[waywardgs]

Even you cannot be so ignorant to believe the method of delivering humow (human cow) milk is by attaching a baby to a cows udder.

It's obvious that the cow teats are going to be genetically altered to physically resemble a human breast (granted, four of them). The furries of the world are already drooling.

Like the quadruple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?

[AnticorRifling]

Share you vast cow milking experience and tell us if you think a baby can do it. It's harder than it looks.

Having milked my share of cows by hand I will agree that it's not a super easy task, however I've yet to suckle a cow so I'm not sure exactly difficult that process actually is. I'll let you fill us in :)

[4a6c1]

Ahahahaha!

[AnticorRifling]

Like the quadruple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?

?!

I only know of Eccentrica Gallumbits and she only has three breasts. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS 4 BOOBED WONDER?!

[waywardgs]

?!

I only know of Eccentrica Gallumbits and she only has three breasts. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS 4 BOOBED WONDER?!

Eroticon 6 has a research sharing agreement with China. Duh.

[Atlanteax]

So Furries are going to be a real human sub-species now?

[waywardgs]

So Furries are going to be a real human sub-species now?

sub-species? I think you mean SUPER-species.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

First it's cows with human bewbs, next it'll be humans with bull dongs.

[AnticorRifling]

First it's cows with human bewbs, next it'll be humans with bull dongs.

Yeah...Operation Anticor is already in the clinical phases so I'm going to ask you to not bring that up, thanks.

[Sinanju]

Fuck you, I'm an anteater!

[Drew]

I'm already built like a horse in one area if you know what I mean!

















We both have big nostrils.

[Liagala]

Yeah...Operation Anticor is already in the clinical phases so I'm going to ask you to not bring that up, thanks.
They named the operation after the man most in need of it? That was nice of them.

[AnticorRifling]

They named the operation after the man most in need of it? That was nice of them.

The odd thing is they're calling the clinical test trials the Microwave test.

YOUR MOVE!

[Cephalopod]

I believe this opens the market up for Rocktar to use cows as his hypnolactation slaves.

[Liagala]

The odd thing is they're calling the clinical test trials the Microwave test.

YOUR MOVE!
You're involved with bull dong AND microwave trials? Damn, you must really be desperate to solve that little "problem" of yours.

Tag, you're it.

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/MB_ndr_moreau.jpg

"Fucking amateurs."

[waywardgs]

You're involved with bull dong AND microwave trials? Damn, you must really be desperate to solve that little "problem" of yours.

Tag, you're it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlrC7Jp6pcA&feature=related

[AnticorRifling]

You're involved with bull dong AND microwave trials? Damn, you must really be desperate to solve that little "problem" of yours.

Tag, you're it.

RUUUH RUUUH RUUUH RUUUH RUUUH

[Kuyuk]

So is Mandingo part man, part dingo?

Just curious.... because I never thought dingo's had such giant penises.


GIS it.

[Kid Danger]

This is the frightful future that Bush foresaw and tried to prevent.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/digger48/cartoon/FarSideCowsPlotting.gif

[Parkbandit]

I don't mean to scare anybody, but I'm afraid it's inevitable.

The Chinese mixed human genes with cow genes to make cows that produce human milk (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/geneticmodification/8423536/Genetically-modified-cows-produce-human-milk.html).


You're right.. it's scary!!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/girlcow.jpg

[Delias]

Well, if the women insist on working, and I'm sure as hell not breastfeeding, I say let the cows do our parenting for us. Honestly, a human raised by cows would probably be much better off than being raised by his parents in a lot of cases.

[4a6c1]

Udder implants. That's what our society is missing right now.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/girlcow.jpg

Her knee is kind of weird.

[waywardgs]

Her knee is kind of weird.

^

[IorakeWarhammer]

I was born in an axlotl tank

[Parkbandit]

I was born in an axlotl tank

You spelled septic wrong.

[Liagala]

You spelled septic wrong.
http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/None1414/rep.jpg