I'm done with this (yes, the meltdown thread)

[IorakeWarhammer]

edit: This was my April Fools joke to the PC :)

Wyrmx nailed it.. "a JOKE" was highlighted the whole time.. :P

hope u guys enjoyed the lulz

and no LMingrone I don't have alts - a) not THAT much time on my hands and b) Anticor would ban at the first sign of a matching IP :)

*************

I'm done with this.

The hypocrisy,

The blasphemy,

Have a nice life.

You guys think it's so funny to deny 9/11 truth and call me crazy, but you're all just hypocrites, sitting in this Western society with your Starbucks coffee and your Snuggies, so cynical and condescending about anything and everything. You think you're so tough when you're all a bunch of chickenhawks, hiding behind your PC consoles and all gung-ho about the wars and the lies, yet you fail to realize just how deluded you really are.

Where would I begin to start calling out you idiots? Begging girls to show their boobs like a bunch of sick pedophiles stalking the playground. Are you that pathetic???

Enjoy opening a new political thread, hoping for some semblence of dialog, only for it to digress into the Libtard Warriorbird and the Rethuglican ~Rocktar~ spewing the same tired bullshit back and forth. I swear they could just copy and paste the same comments time and again in every thread and no one would know the difference.

Or censors like Anticor that threaten you with the e-peen ban hammer if you want to have any fun. With how sanctimonious you are, I expect you to soon replace the Dalai Lama as spiritual head of Tibet.

Then you have the pro Israel crowd like sst, tgo01, etc, what a joke. Commit war crimes all day and then cry about anything pro-Gaza or anti-Israel that is said. a JOKE.

Oh and don't forget the atheist crowd. Some poor victim of a tragedy makes a thread wishing for prayers and thoughts, and they turn it into a debate about fucking evolution and the validity of prayer. In that last thread with Gnome Rage, when Nub starting trashing the thread, I felt like saying, "Hey buddy, you could use a little religious guidance.. i.e. the Prophet Lot forbid homosexuality, so stop dressing like such a transvestite in every one of your pics."

Or you have the picture thread trolls like Tisket and diethx, omg your wife is this and that!! omg! gee diethx, let's post a pic not in sunglasses in your profile. shit, even Hillary Clinton would look hot in sunglasses. how do you think half of trashy white girls get laid these days? behind a bug eyed pair of Gucci specs. let's see a bikini pic or GTFO.

Anyway, I could go all day calling you guys out..

..but I'll leave you to your constant blathering, your every-post-the-same boring trolling and drunken meetups and fat person get togethers. You've been lucky to have me here, and some day you will realize how much of a benefit I was and BEG me to come back.

What a waste. You guys had so much potential. You blew it.
Yours truly,
~Ahmad

[Parkbandit]

Is Ahmad slang for I'm Mad?

Good riddence... but we both know you will be back trolling.

[RichardCranium]

No you're not.

[4a6c1]

Let me know if you want to blow shit up. I can totally hook you up.

[4a6c1]

WITH THE FBI

[waywardgs]

I'm done with this.

The hypocrisy,

The blasphemy,

Have a nice life.

~Ahmad

Happy april fool's to you too!

[Parkbandit]

Happy april fool's to you too!

Shit.

I fell for it.

:(

[Solkern]

I wish this was true but it's April Fools, so it's not true.


Oh well, I can only keep wishing IW will leave.

[IorakeWarhammer]

You wish it was a joke, but the joke's on you.

Reread the original post you scumbags.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm done with this.

The hypocrisy,

The blasphemy,

Have a nice life.

You guys think it's so funny to deny 9/11 truth and call me crazy, but you're all just hypocrites, sitting in this Western society with your Starbucks coffee and your Snuggies, so cynical and condescending about anything and everything. You think you're so tough when you're all a bunch of chickenhawks, hiding behind your PC consoles and all gung-ho about the wars and the lies, yet you fail to realize just how deluded you really are.

Where would I begin to start calling out you idiots? Begging girls to show their boobs like a bunch of sick pedophiles stalking the playground. Are you that pathetic???

Enjoy opening a new political thread, hoping for some semblence of dialog, only for it to digress into the Libtard Warriorbird and the Rethuglican ~Rocktar~ spewing the same tired bullshit back and forth. I swear they could just copy and paste the same comments time and again in every thread and no one would know the difference.

Or censors like Anticor that threaten you with the e-peen ban hammer if you want to have any fun. With how sanctimonious you are, I expect you to soon replace the Dalai Lama as spiritual head of Tibet.

Then you have the pro Israel crowd like sst, tgo01, etc, what a joke. Commit war crimes all day and then cry about anything pro-Gaza or anti-Israel that is said. a JOKE.

Oh and don't forget the atheist crowd. Some poor victim of a tragedy makes a thread wishing for prayers and thoughts, and they turn it into a debate about fucking evolution and the validity of prayer. In that last thread with Gnome Rage, when Nub starting trashing the thread, I felt like saying, "Hey buddy, you could use a little religious guidance.. i.e. the Prophet Lot forbid homosexuality, so stop dressing like such a transvestite in every one of your pics."

Or you have the picture thread trolls like Tisket and diethx, omg your wife is this and that!! omg! gee diethx, let's post a pic not in sunglasses in your profile. shit, even Hillary Clinton would look hot in sunglasses. how do you think half of trashy white girls get laid these days? behind a bug eyed pair of Gucci specs. let's see a bikini pic or GTFO.

Anyway, I could go all day calling you guys out..

..but I'll leave you to your constant blathering, your every-post-the-same boring trolling and drunken meetups and fat person get togethers. You've been lucky to have me here, and some day you will realize how much of a benefit I was and BEG me to come back.

What a waste. You guys had so much potential. You blew it.
Yours truly,
~Ahmad

Your name is Drew. You disrespect your parents by making up some fake name.

Hopefully it's not a hee hee haa haa hoo hoo derp derp April fool's joke and you're gone. Quoting for when you lapse like the hypocrit douchebag that you are.

Notice I haven't banned you yet, even if I can't stand you I follow the rules (something you've shown you lack the ability to do in the past and will do again in the future). I know it's confusing for you but that's probably because you haven't STUDIED IT YET.

You also didn't address the hypocrit, failbot, douchebag crowd: population you.

Obviously this April 1st post is biased so it's awarded no points IW.

[phantasm]

نفاق ،

التجديف ،

وحياة لطيفة.

يا رفاق أعتقد أنه مضحك جدا لحرمان 9 / 11 الحقيقة ودعوة لي مجنون ، ولكن كنت كل المنافقين فقط ، ويجلس في هذا المجتمع الغربي مع قهوة ستاربكس وSnuggies الخاص بك ، ساخرة بذلك ، والتنازل عن أي شيء وكل شيء. كنت تعتقد أنك صعبة للغاية عندما كنت كل مجموعة من chickenhawks ، الاختباء وراء جهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص بك لوحات المفاتيح وجميع الحماسي عن الحروب والأكاذيب ، ولكن كنت لا يدركون مدى مخدوع أنت حقا.

أين أبدأ لبدء نداء لك البلهاء؟ التسول الفتيات لاظهار الثدي بهم مثل حفنة من المولعين المرضى المطاردة الملعب. أنت مثير للشفقة أن؟؟

تتمتع فتح موضوع سياسي جديد ، على أمل لبعض semblence من الحوار ، ليكون أول استطرادا في Warriorbird Libtard وRethuglican ~ ~ Rocktar التقيا في هراء نفس متعب ذهابا وإيابا. أقسم أنها يمكن أن مجرد نسخ ولصق نفس الوقت التعليقات ومرة ​​أخرى في كل موضوع وليس لأحد أن يعرف الفرق.

أو الرقابة مثل Anticor التي تهدد لك حظر البريد peen مطرقة إذا كنت تريد أن يكون أي متعة. مع المنافق كيف كنت ، كنت أتوقع قريبا ليحل محل الدالاي لاما الزعيم الروحي للتبت.

ثم لديك للحشد ان اسرائيل المحترفين مثل طائرة أسرع من الصوت ، tgo01 ، الخ ، ما نكتة. جرائم الحرب ارتكاب كل يوم وتبكي ثم شيئا عن المحترفين وغزة أو المناهضة لاسرائيل التي يقال. مزحة.

أوه و لا تنسى الحشد ملحد. بعض الفقراء ضحية مأساة يجعل الموضوع متمنيا للصلاة والأفكار ، وأنها تحويله الى النقاش حول تطور سخيف وصحة الصلاة. في هذا الموضوع مع مشاركة راجي غنوم ، عندما الصميم بدءا التحطيم الموضوع ، شعرت قائلا : "يا رفيق ، هل يمكن أن تستخدم إلا القليل من التوجيه الديني.. أي قدر النبي لوط الشذوذ الجنسي ، حتى يوقفوا مثل خلع الملابس متخنث من هذا القبيل في كل واحد من الصور الخاصة بك. "

أو أن يكون لديك صورة المتصيدون موضوع مثل Tisket وdiethx ، كاكشي زوجتك هذا وذاك! كاكشي! diethx جي ، دعونا مرحلة ما بعد الموافقة المسبقة عن علم وليس في النظارات الشمسية في التعريف الخاص بك. القرف ، حتى أن هيلاري كلينتون تبدو ساخنة في النظارات الشمسية. كيف تعتقدون نصف الفتيات الأبيض ملىء بالقمامة الحصول على وضع هذه الأيام؟ وراء الزوج الشوائب العينين من المواصفات غوتشي. دعونا نرى بيكيني الموافقة المسبقة عن علم أو GTFO.

على أي حال ، أنا يمكن أن يذهب كل يوم يدعو يا رفاق بها..

.. ولكن سأترك لك الخاص ثابت الهذيان ، والتصيد الخاص مملة ، بعد كل نفس ، واللقاءات في حالة سكر والدهون شخص الحصول على قاءات. لقد كنت محظوظا ليكون لي هنا ، ويوما ما سوف تدركون كم من فائدة وكنت أتوسل مني أن أعود.

يا له من النفايات. كان يا رفاق الكثير من الإمكانات. فجر أنت عليه.
تفضلوا بقبول فائق الاحترام ،
أحمد ~

[waywardgs]

There's no word for "peen" in Arabic? Lame...

[Showal]

dumb. Most people who truly leave just leave, no goodbye thread I guess real muslims have to go out with a bang.

[Warriorbird]

Ahmad. Lulz.

[Jayvn]

Ahmad. Lulz.

Uhmad Bro?

[Parkbandit]

I'm done with this.

The hypocrisy,

The blasphemy,

Have a nice life.

You guys think it's so funny to deny 9/11 truth and call me crazy, but you're all just hypocrites, sitting in this Western society with your Starbucks coffee and your Snuggies, so cynical and condescending about anything and everything. You think you're so tough when you're all a bunch of chickenhawks, hiding behind your PC consoles and all gung-ho about the wars and the lies, yet you fail to realize just how deluded you really are.

Where would I begin to start calling out you idiots? Begging girls to show their boobs like a bunch of sick pedophiles stalking the playground. Are you that pathetic???

Enjoy opening a new political thread, hoping for some semblence of dialog, only for it to digress into the Libtard Warriorbird and the Rethuglican ~Rocktar~ spewing the same tired bullshit back and forth. I swear they could just copy and paste the same comments time and again in every thread and no one would know the difference.

Or censors like Anticor that threaten you with the e-peen ban hammer if you want to have any fun. With how sanctimonious you are, I expect you to soon replace the Dalai Lama as spiritual head of Tibet.

Then you have the pro Israel crowd like sst, tgo01, etc, what a joke. Commit war crimes all day and then cry about anything pro-Gaza or anti-Israel that is said. a JOKE.

Oh and don't forget the atheist crowd. Some poor victim of a tragedy makes a thread wishing for prayers and thoughts, and they turn it into a debate about fucking evolution and the validity of prayer. In that last thread with Gnome Rage, when Nub starting trashing the thread, I felt like saying, "Hey buddy, you could use a little religious guidance.. i.e. the Prophet Lot forbid homosexuality, so stop dressing like such a transvestite in every one of your pics."

Or you have the picture thread trolls like Tisket and diethx, omg your wife is this and that!! omg! gee diethx, let's post a pic not in sunglasses in your profile. shit, even Hillary Clinton would look hot in sunglasses. how do you think half of trashy white girls get laid these days? behind a bug eyed pair of Gucci specs. let's see a bikini pic or GTFO.

Anyway, I could go all day calling you guys out..

..but I'll leave you to your constant blathering, your every-post-the-same boring trolling and drunken meetups and fat person get togethers. You've been lucky to have me here, and some day you will realize how much of a benefit I was and BEG me to come back.

What a waste. You guys had so much potential. You blew it.
Yours truly,
~Ahmad

1) You failed to mention me, but you called ~Rocktar~ a "Rethuglican"? I AM TWICE THE RETHUGLICAN HE WILL EVER BE!!!

2) I knew you had a crush on diethx.. but isn't it a little hypocritical of you to ask for a pic of her in a bikini.. after calling everyone else a pedofile and pathetic?

3) Is Ahmed the best Muslim name you could come up with? I'll start a new thread titled "Name that Muslim Drew".. perhaps you can get some good ideas.

[Warriorbird]

Uhmad Bro?

Imad, yo!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Imad_Mughniyah.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imad_Mughniyah

[leifastagsweed]

dumb. Most people who truly leave just leave, no goodbye thread I guess real muslims have to go out with a bang.

Usually that bang is a little more explosive than verbal.

[NocturnalRob]

I think it's awesome that, in less than 2 hours after creating yet another fucking thread (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=60566), you blow a fuse.

I truly hope against all hopes that this isn't a 4/1 joke, and you truly are gone. You are a blight, a stain, and a curse on this site, sir. Good day to you and good riddance.

[Wyrmx]

I bet he's not leaving, he highlighted the work joke in that rant somewhere.

[Ryvicke]

Why is this in the 'Rules and Guidelines' topic?

Nobody cares if you leave or not IW. Also you PM'ed me asking about my views on Israel like 6 months ago and I sent you about 17 fucking paragraphs of my true thoughts and you sent me one line about my "interesting views" and how you'd "hit me back when you got home from work." Good discussion, bro.

You're a dummie.

[NocturnalRob]

You're a dummie.
Nope. That's you for responding to a PM from IW. And for misspelling "dummy."

Ya dummy.

[Ryvicke]

Nope. That's you for responding to a PM from IW. And for misspelling "dummy."

Ya dummy.

This does not sound like the post of a man ready to get on a plane to Madrid! Come eat with uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.

Numby.

[Cephalopod]

Does anyone else have an erection?

[NocturnalRob]

This does not sound like the post of a man ready to get on a plane to Madrid! Come eat with uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.

Numby.
Hola! Me llamo Roberto. ¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

Where are you guys eating? I have to go pick up film.

[NocturnalRob]

Does anyone else have an erection?
The guy bending you over does.

[Ryvicke]

Hola! Me llamo Roberto. ¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

Where are you guys eating? I have to go pick up film.

Think we're going to some asian tranny place Dex knows about.

[DCSL]

Think we're going to some asian tranny place Dex knows about.

I don't even know what to say about that. While it's true... still.

[NocturnalRob]

Think we're going to some asian tranny place Dex knows about.
...

[AnticorRifling]

Dude he studied it, he knows what crowd you're in!

[Tgo01]

Dude he studied it, he knows what crowd you're in!

Well now your post doesn't make any sense since I deleted my post. Here I'll repost it so you don't look crazy.

I'm part of the 'pro Israel' crowd? Was there a poll taken someday that I accidentally participated in and don't recall doing so?

[RichardCranium]

We voted. You were in the bathroom.

[NocturnalRob]

We voted. You were in the bathroom.
Someone has to man the gloryhole.

[Rucca]

You guys think it's so funny to deny 9/11 truth and call me crazy, but you're all just hypocrites, sitting in this Western society with your Starbucks coffee and your Snuggies, ...
Where would I begin to start calling out you idiots? Begging girls to show their boobs ...

WHOA now! My doggie happens to LOVE his snuggie. Now that was just plain uncalled for.
Also, what about the PMs you sent me begging for boobies???? EEP!

[Asha]

This thread only succeeded in making me find Anticor more awesome.

[Asha]

I almost put ''attractive'' instead of awesome.
But we're not there yet.
We're not there yet.

[AnticorRifling]

We've been over this, the only thing I query is database files.

[Rucca]

I almost put ''attractive'' instead of awesome.
But we're not there yet.
We're not there yet.

It's the thought that counts.

[NocturnalRob]

I almost put ''attractive'' instead of awesome.
But we're not there yet.
We're not there yet.
But(t) throw in a couple Zimas and some Barry Manilow...

[Gan]

But(t) throw in a couple Zimas and some Erasure...

Fixed that.

[phantasm]

The PC really comes alive during lunch break.

[NocturnalRob]

The PC really comes alive during lunch break.
That's when everyone starts drinking.

[Back]

That's when everyone starts drinking.

pff, I’m already starting my next six-pack.

[Asha]

SURPRISE!!!!!

[NocturnalRob]

SURPRISE!!!!!
Buttsecks?

[Asha]

Is there any other kind?

[NocturnalRob]

Is there any other kind?
You tell me...slowly and in muted, breathy whispers.

[diethx]

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah.

I totally bought it at first too. :(

[LMingrone]

Don't worry. All his alts will stick around.

I could be wrong (someone tell me if I am), but a bunch of neg rep came my way minutes within all his posts... hmmm.

[Kid Danger]

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/03/april-fools-day-movie-poster-2.jpg

[ViridianAsp]

I almost thought this was real and he was going to do the great Flounce Off. Then I realized "Oh right, April the first.".

[Asha]

He probably really will leave when he sees this thread because he can't handle all this attention.

[4a6c1]

Haha. Nothing brings the PC together like a great IW is leaving thread.

I have some pretty hardline Muslim friends who are also somewhat intelligent which is why I can mostly shrug off the soapbox bullshit. I'm having the masculinity/religious debates at least weekly with people who actually know what they are talking about.

And this is how I know you are full of shit: The masculine perspective of hardline Islam is singularly dignified and self-righteous. Also quiet and overly-introspective. Rebellion and extroversion among faithful males is somewhat unheard of. Insults, critical debate and loud opinions in public are isolated to religious leaders. Speading the words of Allah with unbelievers on a real time message board is unlikely to have been warranted by any hardline believer. Ever.

Your assumed PC "character profile" is flawed in the one basic assumption that Islam would follow the same missionary characteristics of Christianity. But! The "religiously superior" Muslim men do not go about trying to convert strangers. So I have to agree with the others. Fake!



Which in my mind just leaves you at "Sometimes entertaining glorified Troll Hole."

Carry on. Without the religion.

[AnticorRifling]

uh Rojo you don't know but he does HE STUDIED IT!

[LMingrone]

Praise be the internet! It has released the dogma of religion into the open. Idiots that try to conform to what they believe is their religion's "truth" get smacked down with their own arguments.

[Yellow00]

What would Aladdin do?

[Sheikh]

For the record:

Last Activity: 04-01-2011 12:39 PM

Now we can find out if he is really done.

[Hedensk]

Think we're going to some asian tranny place Dex knows about.

I hate you guys. I am in EST drinking a martini in some dumb bar by myself. QQ.

[LMingrone]

I hate you guys. I am in EST drinking a martini in some dumb bar by myself. QQ.


Word. I got a day off for once. Drinking rum and cokes. Toast.

[Sinanju]

Al Qaeda called in backup. That's his real reason for leaving.

Too harsh?

[waywardgs]

Al Qaeda called in backup. That's his real reason for leaving.

Too harsh?

Al Qaeda's not interested.

[Sinanju]

White guy being 'held hostage' sure would get Americas attention.

[LMingrone]

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7384/55vkz.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

April Fools guys :)

hHEAHAEHOAEHaeHOaeHAEHOHAEOHOAEhAEhAOEHEAHOAEHOaeh OaehOeahOeahOeahOhOEAHOEHAEhO

[Tgo01]

Wait so this whole time has been one huge joke culminating to end on April Fool's Day? You really aren't this die hard wannabe Muslim who thinks America is the great evil? No more trolling every thread? Really?

[Sheikh]

For the record:

Last Activity: 04-01-2011 12:39 PM

Now we can find out if he is really done.

Last Activity: 04-02-2011 12:44 AM


This is a sad day

[Kid Danger]

Wait so this whole time has been one huge joke culminating to end on April Fool's Day? You really aren't this die hard wannabe Muslim who thinks America is the great evil? No more trolling every thread? Really?
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk293/RickSaysNow/Praise.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

Wait so this whole time has been one huge joke culminating to end on April Fool's Day? You really aren't this die hard wannabe Muslim who thinks America is the great evil? No more trolling every thread? Really?

no i'm all that except i'm not quitting that was just a joke for April Fools

[Back]

April Fools guys :)

hHEAHAEHOAEHaeHOaeHAEHOHAEOHOAEhAEhAOEHEAHOAEHOaeh OaehOeahOeahOeahOhOEAHOEHAEhO

Did not see that coming. Wow.

PS. Nice rip off.

[Tisket]

no i'm all that except i'm not quitting that was just a joke for April Fools

/face-fucking-palm

Fucking impotent drama queen.

[Solkern]

I will donate money to the PC, to have this bitch banned.

Just give me a figure...please...

[IorakeWarhammer]

1 man's trash is another man's treasure

I DO DIS 4 DE LULZ

http://www.dailydawdle.com/2011/03/top-10-epic-charlie-sheen-quotes-pic.html

[Asha]

I will donate money to the PC, to have this bitch banned.

Just give me a figure...please...

How much did it take?

[AnticorRifling]

About tree fiddy.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Things sure are boring around here since IW left.

I gotta ask... DID WE MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION?!!!1120i

[AnticorRifling]

Would you say things don't seem to be blowing up? ALAALALALALALALA AKBAR

[Asha]

Hahahahaha.. skills.

[Buckwheet]

Would you say things don't seem to be blowing up? ALAALALALALALALA AKBAR

No I would say they are "ALAALALALALALALAHU AKBAR" you forgot some letters.

[NeJaeden]

this thread was funny

we had some fun. unban me and we'll have more. i took a 2nd job though so i really won't have time to be that annoying. start a poll in my honor!

or just keep banning my old alts that i keep digging up and erasing the posts Anticor doesn't like

whoops did i say that!

<tickle>

~Drew

[Asha]

Wouldn't you have been unbanned anyway sometime if you had taken the break you were put on and not flipped out, instead of posting with a fuck ton of alts begging to come back?

[NeJaeden]

well, if you remember i got unbanned for 3 months and came back. and then they banned me "permanently" for writing someone a funny rep that was supposed to be from die thx even though i spelled her name wrong and the rep was gray. they were just looking for a way to ban me i guess? so that was it. and really i don't have a problem with ToS being enforced, except it's selectively enforced and used more to punish those that lose the popularity contest than actually enforce any form of standard.

i mean look at Inspire and many others, they make alts to steal in GS and lie and post meltdown shit and then erase it. i implore you to find any of IorakeWarhammer's posts that were later erased by me, i implore you to find anyone who i stole from or did bad business with, etc etc.

here's a clip from 2002 where Anticor was asking me for help with his Cleric. (i think i had sold out around that point so i didn't get a chance to assist)

http://www.cmnservicesgroup.com/playerscorner/ubb/Forum30/HTML/000030.html

I've been around a while. I mean, I recognize I was a bit over the top with the posting, but to ostrasize a community member is something more befitting of Simu than the community here :p

and hell, i even took a lot of PMs and rep comments to heart even though I didn't ask for it. I really think you guys helped me tone down my rhetoric and also i learned a LOT about how to handle cynical / snarky comments.. my experience here really did teach me a lot about how people think. but mostly, i realized that my approach to sharing my ideas on religion and politics was completely off and needed a lot of adjusting. so although i'm "banned," many of you spoke to me every day and made a lot of sincere suggestions. so why put in all of that effort just to have me banned? i really should have been banned in the beginning when i was a total jackass.. but after i toned it down considerably, policy begins to be enforced?

and never forget:

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt, 'This Is My Story,' 1937

tl;dr version: waah waah unban me i'll play nice!

[NocturnalRob]

Fuck off, Abdulsalamalualarackbar Mohammad Jihad. It's a trap.

well, if you remember i got unbanned for 3 months and came back. and then they banned me "permanently" for writing someone a funny rep that was supposed to be from die thx even though i spelled her name wrong and the rep was gray. they were just looking for a way to ban me i guess? so that was it. and really i don't have a problem with ToS being enforced, except it's selectively enforced and used more to punish those that lose the popularity contest than actually enforce any form of standard.

i mean look at Inspire and many others, they make alts to steal in GS and lie and post meltdown shit and then erase it. i implore you to find any of IorakeWarhammer's posts that were later erased by me, i implore you to find anyone who i stole from or did bad business with, etc etc.

here's a clip from 2002 where Anticor was asking me for help with his Cleric. (i think i had sold out around that point so i didn't get a chance to assist)

http://www.cmnservicesgroup.com/playerscorner/ubb/Forum30/HTML/000030.html

I've been around a while. I mean, I recognize I was a bit over the top with the posting, but to ostrasize a community member is something more befitting of Simu than the community here :p

and hell, i even took a lot of PMs and rep comments to heart even though I didn't ask for it. I really think you guys helped me tone down my rhetoric and also i learned a LOT about how to handle cynical / snarky comments.. my experience here really did teach me a lot about how people think. but mostly, i realized that my approach to sharing my ideas on religion and politics was completely off and needed a lot of adjusting. so although i'm "banned," many of you spoke to me every day and made a lot of sincere suggestions. so why put in all of that effort just to have me banned? i really should have been banned in the beginning when i was a total jackass.. but after i toned it down considerably, policy begins to be enforced?

and never forget:

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt, 'This Is My Story,' 1937

tl;dr version: waah waah unban me i'll play nice!

[Inspire]

Bla bla bla, can I have your attention



No

[Showal]

If this board was so important to you, why did you try so hard to fuck up your ability to access it? Why do you continue to come back to a place you're clearly not wanted?

Grow up. Take this as an opportunity to spend more time with your kid.

[NeJaeden]

If this board was so important to you, why did you try so hard to fuck up your ability to access it? Why do you continue to come back to a place you're clearly not wanted?

Grow up. Take this as an opportunity to spend more time with your kid.

oh the fun assumptions of the PC. well, i figured the lack of moderation for a while meant that it would never be moderated.

i spend tons of time with the baby and i don't put Gemstone or the PC or any hobby over family. thanks for the concern

you know, there's people here that play GS a good 8 hours a day on average and they have kids. no one seems to be giving them any shit. i'm relegated to about 2 solid hours of online time per day, and most of that is with a baby in my lap and a bottle in my hand.

[Showal]

oh the fun assumptions of the PC. well, i figured the lack of moderation for a while meant that it would never be moderated.

i spent tons of time with the baby and i don't put Gemstone or the PC or any hobby over family. thanks for the concern

I didn't assume anything. I said to take the opportunity.

Why do you try so hard to come back?

[Inspire]

oh the fun assumptions of the PC. well, i figured the lack of moderation for a while meant that it would never be moderated.

i spent tons of time with the baby and i don't put Gemstone or the PC or any hobby over family. thanks for the concern

I find you amusing but picking a fight with Anticor is dumb dumb.

[NeJaeden]

why would i pick a fight with a thundering fuck of an ex marine? plus he's spent plenty of time STUDYING

[Asha]

I find you amusing but picking a fight with Anticor is dumb dumb.

YOU WILL LOSE

[diethx]

Believe me, you thundercunt, you would have been banned months and months and months before you actually were if this were merely a popularity contest. You were banned finally because you violated TOS. Was Anticor just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. Were a lot of others just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. But the fact remains that people don't get banned for being disliked. As you said, look at Inspire - no one likes him and he's still douching up this forum, because unfortunately he doesn't (or hasn't yet) violate(d) TOS. Hopefully one day soon he will too and he can join you in the land of pathetic fucktard where all you can do is make alt after alt because you're lost without the negative attention the PC brings you.

[NeJaeden]

Believe me, you thundercunt, you would have been banned months and months and months before you actually were if this were merely a popularity contest. You were banned finally because you violated TOS. Was Anticor just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. Were a lot of others just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. But the fact remains that people don't get banned for being disliked. As you said, look at Inspire - no one likes him and he's still douching up this forum, because unfortunately he doesn't (or hasn't yet) violate(d) TOS. Hopefully one day soon he will too and he can join you in the land of pathetic fucktard where all you can do is make alt after alt because you're lost without the negative attention the PC brings you.

i really would just like to post in sales and shattered threads without making an alt. good assumptions though. say, did you ever post a bikini pic?

[diethx]

You lost posting privileges here long ago. If all you wanted was to post in sales and Shattered threads without making an alt, you should have thought of that before being a total idiot and violating TOS.

[Inspire]

Believe me, you thundercunt, you would have been banned months and months and months before you actually were if this were merely a popularity contest. You were banned finally because you violated TOS. Was Anticor just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. Were a lot of others just waiting for you to violate TOS? Fuck yes. But the fact remains that people don't get banned for being disliked. As you said, look at Inspire - no one likes him and he's still douching up this forum, because unfortunately he doesn't (or hasn't yet) violate(d) TOS. Hopefully one day soon he will too and he can join you in the land of pathetic fucktard where all you can do is make alt after alt because you're lost without the negative attention the PC brings you.


Says the fat girl who trolls a message board for a game she doesn't even play.

Nobody likes your fat ass. Go away.

[Showal]

Please reconsider my ban. I was only banned because people didn't like me, but when was that a crime? The only reason I would want to post in a community where people don't like me is obviously to be disruptive. I have consistently demonstrated this since my ban with the creation of all these alts and attempts to circumvent my ban.

Unrelated but I will still post it, here is a clip of someone asking generally for help with a character. Reading the clip, you will see I have nothing to do with it.

Also, other people here are worse than me. I will highlight those in this recent attempt at being disruptive while begging for my ban to be overturned until this alt is banned. Look forward to the next hour with you!

[diethx]

Says the fat girl who trolls a message board for a game she doesn't even play.

Nobody likes your fat ass. Go away.

Sorry, what was that? Oh, right:


Against my better judgement I'm going to write the following and tell you the truth about my life.

I'll start by saying that I'm a very private person. I grew up a Jehovahs Witness and unless you were part of the church you were considered to be a "worldly" person and a bad person. So growing up I had no friends because I was not allowed to play with anyone outside of the church.

When I became a teenager I found Gemstone and got hooked. It was an escape from a life that I didn't agree with. I was only allowed to play for an hour here or there and spent most of my time being a twat dragging bodies out of TSC to decay and whatnot. But having a place where I could be someone different than who I was forced to be was salvation.

Eventually I got out on my own and came back to GS. I played on and off for a few years, never really making any close friends. I was part of the Trophy Room gang when Debia, Jubuls, the original Tijay, Xak, etc used to hang there.

Anyway, fast forward about 9 years from there and it brings us to last year. I guess I should also tell you that I am a 28 year old bisexual male, I'm not a girl but it's sometimes fun to play around. I have been in a relationship for 4 years now with someone I care about very deeply. Unfortunately that person had a drinking problem and it got out of control. One night he decided to swallow a tube of pills and drink himself to death. I woke up at 4am to find him barely breathing. I called 911 and they rushed him to the hospital where he stayed for awhile. He went into rehab from there and got help for his drinking problem but I wasn't alright. His suicide attempt affected me in ways that I wasn't prepared for. I became severely depressed myself and sunk into gemstone like a tick. It was getting harder and harder for me to get out of bed in the morning and I started missing more and more work. I eventually was let go, which made me sink even further into GS.

Thankfully I was able to make silvers in the game and sell them to the PC community. Had it not been for all of you, I wouldn't have made it over the last year, financially or mentally. That is also part of the reason why Myklians changing was hard on me. I was using gemstone to survive and to pay my bills. It became a full time job. When Myklians were changed I realized my life was about to become much more difficult and I freaked out. I was already in a bad place because of the suicide attempt and I no longer knew how to deal with anything.

So where does that leave me now. Unfortunately I have a drug problem. I smoke marijuana every day. I don't like taking pills to be normal, so I turned to drugs to stabilize my mood and help me feel better. Most of the time I am alright, but every now and then I turn into an ugly monster, which is what you see from time to time on lnet.

So, this is the mess that is my life. Feel free to make fun of me now in typical PC fashion. I'm sorry if I have insulted you personally. Please know that it wasn't personal if I went off on you. I have a lot of problems that I don't know how to deal with or overcome. I have become someone that I don't want to be, so I am sorry if I have affected you negatively because of it.

[Inspire]

Sorry, what was that? Oh, right:

Thanks, reported another of your TOS violations.


Eat another twinkie and kill another cat, fattie

[NeJaeden]

Thanks, reported another of your TOS violations.


Eat another twinkie and kill another cat, fattie

that's the thing. ToS gets broken all the time by a lot of people.

Alas,


Anyway, desperation is a stinky stinky cologne.

[Inspire]

Did you see where she killed her cat Jaeden?

[NeJaeden]

nah - please link in detail

she's such a sour puss sometimes

i've been going over some of my old threads. god, i was juvenile sometimes with some of the logs and stuff i posted.

[LMingrone]

Stop trying to stalk me. You can't be my friend anymore. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002474156958

[NeJaeden]

"And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall! My life! My love! My all!"

the funniest part is you actually resemble him :P

if you're confused

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=%22And+when+I%27m+finished+with+my+crooning%2C+ on+my+knees+I%27ll+fall!+My+life!+My+love!+My+all! %22

[Tgo01]

How do you know there is a 'lack of moderation for a while'? Did Anticor post something that he will be gone? Do you check the forums every couple of hours and if Anticor hasn't been online in a few hours you use that opportunity to make another alt and be annoying?

This doesn't sound like something someone would do who claims they don't care about these forums or being banned from them.

[Parkbandit]

Anticor is on vacation right now. I let him know that IW is being pathetic again.. he'll hop on later and ban him like he has all the other times.

[NeJaeden]

How do you know there is a 'lack of moderation for a while'? Did Anticor post something that he will be gone? Do you check the forums every couple of hours and if Anticor hasn't been online in a few hours you use that opportunity to make another alt and be annoying?

This doesn't sound like something someone would do who claims they don't care about these forums or being banned from them.

derp. there WAS a lack of moderation. think summer of 2010. and it turns out i do care, because i rather enjoy posting here. when i said i didn't care, i was either bluffing or just wrong. it's okay to be wrong sometimes.


Anticor is on vacation right now. I let him know that IW is being pathetic again.. he'll hop on later and ban him like he has all the other times.

"Hold on honey, I have to go sign onto the internet to ban someone on an obscure internet message board."

ROFL

the fact that he has to even THINK about IorakeWarhammer on vacation is fucking hilarious

[Parkbandit]

"Hold on honey, I have to go sign onto the internet to create a new email address, change my IP address, verify my new email address, create a new login to the PC, verify the new login and then go post on an obscure internet message board because I really, really, really can't stop from doing it every couple of days. The negative attention I get from everyone for being a complete asshole is such a HIGH!!"

ROFL

Indeed.

[NeJaeden]

Indeed.

Yeah because that whole 2 minute process is sooo time consuming.

Also when I'm home, I'm mostly hangin' with my wife or baby, running around outside in the garden, etc. I have over 40 tomato plants! I also teach at 2 different venues and do a lot of tutoring. My PC time is relegated to the 40 hour a week grind that all of us have to undergo unfortunately.

[Tgo01]

derp. there WAS a lack of moderation. think summer of 2010.

No no. You think this is the first time you've been posting when Anticor has been gone from the forums for a day or two? Seriously it's almost like you're stalking Anticor...are you?

[Parkbandit]

Yeah because that whole 2 minute process is sooo time consuming.

Also when I'm home, I'm mostly hangin' with my wife or baby, running around outside in the garden, etc. I have over 40 tomato plants! I also teach at 2 different venues and do a lot of tutoring. My PC time is relegated to the 40 hour a week grind that all of us have to undergo unfortunately.

Banning a dumbfuck takes 20 seconds.

And I don't undergo a 40 hour a week grind. Last week I "worked" 15 hours.

[NeJaeden]

No no. You think this is the first time you've been posting when Anticor has been gone from the forums for a day or two? Seriously it's almost like you're stalking Anticor...are you?

lmao! i do this once every weekend for the past month. he has a family and he's fucking busy and doesn't have the time. it's summer. everyone in their right mind is bound to take a vacation sometime.

i love how you idiots turn this into some crazy obsessed nutty thing. this is IorakeWarhammer coming back to goof around and make people laugh (you know who you are ;] )

if i put some actual energy and thought into trolling it would be absolute chaos on this board

but i don't have the time. and if I did have time, I'd be playing GS Prime and not talking to 90 year old men and Israel sympathizers in this goofy thread all night.

[Tgo01]

i love how you idiots turn this into some crazy obsessed nutty thing.

Yes, we're the ones turning this into an obsessed nutty thing. We're the ones referring to ourselves in the third person and pretending we are amusing some imaginary audience.

[NeJaeden]

how are the voices in my head leaving me positive rep comments saying welcome back?! fuck! who knew they spoke binary code!?!?!

[Tgo01]

I never said they were voices in your head, you're giving up too much information freely there.

[4a6c1]

the fact that he has to even THINK about IorakeWarhammer on vacation is fucking hilarious

ugh.

that's pathetic

[NeJaeden]

hey, PB's call, not mine :P

cuz it's just so AWFUL what i'm doing that he has to take vacation time out to deal with it.

[4a6c1]

you need hobbies

[NeJaeden]

you need hobbies

not too convincing coming from someone with an average of 4 posts per day :/

my hobbies beat yours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1swNWgP8Q

[Parkbandit]

hey, PB's call, not mine :P

cuz it's just so AWFUL what i'm doing that he has to take vacation time out to deal with it.

Like I said.. it takes less than 20 seconds to log on and ban a dumbfuck who can't find the willpower necessary to stay away.

[AnticorRifling]

Dude he only posts during the week while at work he wouldn't post at 6pm on Saturday because he's ballin with his wife/kids/tomatos...oh wait.

Sad lonely fuck.

Banning from the phone, while waiting on movie to start, blammo.

[RichardCranium]

THANK YOU COME AGAIN.

[Stry]

I see he still can't find either shift key... It's kind of like having a resume written in crayon.

[Parkbandit]

Dude he only posts during the week while at work he wouldn't post at 6pm on Saturday because he's ballin with his wife/kids/tomatos...oh wait.

Sad lonely fuck.

Banning from the phone, while waiting on movie to start, blammo.

Fucking pwned.

[Gan]

hahaha.

He got sniped from the cell phone.

+1000 pts

+1UP

[Some Rogue]

Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.

[picks up an ashtray]

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

[walking outside]

And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

[dog growls]

I don't need my dog.
:yes:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/the-jerk-original.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I had to go back and check, there was no way he was good enough to quote The Jerk.

[Some Rogue]

Heh, it wasn't just that response. It's every time before he gets banned again.

[Rinualdo]

I had to go back and check, there was no way he was good enough to quote The Jerk.

At least he didn't quote Inspire.
That would have been dividing by zero.

[Stry]

Promotion Anticor? Or did you just get tired of your "Super Moderator" title?

[Parkbandit]

Promotion Anticor? Or did you just get tired of your "Super Moderator" title?

This forum just went to hell.

[4a6c1]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Administrator of Strumpets

[Asha]

It probably means there are going to be Moderator positions available. I vote PB to bring us into the 21st century, ironically! :)

[RichardCranium]

It probably means there are going to be Moderator positions available. I vote PB to bring us into the 21st century, ironically! :)

Hope and Change?

[Back]

This forum just went to hell.

Went?

Just kidding no ban plz!!!

[LMingrone]

Is anyone on here really SOOO offended that they see the need to ban anyone? It's pretty tame. WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[AnticorRifling]

Adding LMingrone to "the list".

[LMingrone]

I will bomb you!

[AnticorRifling]

I will bomb your bombs with MOAR BOMBS!

[waywardgs]

I will bomb your bombs with MOAR BOMBS!

You just bombed.

[TheEschaton]

I will bomb your bombs with MOAR BOMBS!

And a tyrant is born.

[AnticorRifling]

I will rule with an iron fist, let the iron fisting begin.

[4a6c1]

Wow. There are so many delicious layers to that onion. I'm not even going to peel it. I'm just going to let it sit and make people cry.

[AnticorRifling]

Wow. There are so many delicious layers to that onion. I'm not even going to peel it. I'm just going to let it sit and make people cry.

Onions don't make people cry until you start cutting/peeling them. You'd know that if you'd ever stepped (barefoot) into the kitchen......harlot.

[RichardCranium]

Wayne Bob/PB 2012

[AnticorRifling]

Wayne Bob/PB 2012

I hate you. Besides by the time I'm old enough to run for office PB won't remember where he is....kind of like now only with more drool.

[RSR]

So he can be your Cheney?

-Richard.

[Parkbandit]

So he can be your Cheney?

-Richard.

Bush was 100x smarter than Anticor. Sure Bush had "Neuclear".. but Anticor has "meater".

[RichardCranium]

And he's ridiculously organized, what with all of the matching tabards and mounts.

[4a6c1]

Onions don't make people cry until you start cutting/peeling them. You'd know that if you'd ever stepped (barefoot) into the kitchen......harlot.

I'll wipe the (kitchen) floor with you Semper Fi Pie!

[AnticorRifling]

Bush was 100x smarter than Anticor. Sure Bush had "Neuclear".. but Anticor has "meater".

You son of a bitch.

[Gan]

Now he truly is the Grand Poobah!

[ANTICOR NUM 1 FAN]

I wonder if "my" child or wife will even be surprised when they find me jerking it to dude on dog porn?

[Asha]

Nut. Bag.

[Parkbandit]

I wonder if "my" child or wife will even be surprised when they find me jerking it to dude on dog porn?

:rofl:

that's hilarious. Not quite as good as the suggestion I gave you.. but adequate.

[ArticorRifling]

I'm done with this.

The hypocrisy,

The blasphemy,

Have a nice life.



Remember when I said that and then said I was leaving? Apparently I'm way too much of a douche to live up to my own words. No one should be surprised.

[Parkbandit]

As usual, we aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you.

There is no "love" for you.. the love comes from Anticor editing out your stupidity and replacing it with real entertainment.

[Sean of the Thread]

There is no "love" for you.. the love comes from Anticor editing out your stupidity and replacing it with real entertainment.


Exactly.

IW is such a twat. Does he not know that Stanley set the bar for this shit long ago and his performance is like a grain of sand compared.

Go fuck a duck or get a job.

[Cephalopod]

I'm waiting for the day Anticor can't be bothered to come up with pithy post-edits and just starts replacing all of Drew's text with "I RAPE CAMELS, MY NAME IS DREW AND HERE IS A LINK TO MY FACEBOOK."

[diethx]

I'm waiting for the day Anticor can't be bothered to come up with pithy post-edits and just starts replacing all of Drew's text with "I RAPE CAMELS, MY NAME IS DREW AND HERE IS A LINK TO MY FACEBOOK."

This. Also someone please check if hell has frozen over - Sean told someone else to get a job.

[Atlanteax]

This. Also someone please check if hell has frozen over - Sean told someone else to get a job.

Heh...

[Asha]

I lolzered.