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Sinanju
03-31-2011, 06:18 AM
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "look man, i'll spell it out. i'm the best pop rock songwriter in the world, that i've heard, and i can single-handedly put together the biggest live show in the world."
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "You need money, right?"
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "which means that i'll be thrust, overnight, in a position, where millions of people will listen to what i have to say. so, im preparing myself. hence, lnet experimentation"
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "of course i need money. im a struggling actor, former poker player, and i'll get it done."

Guess who I spoke to.
Gweneivia
03-31-2011, 07:43 AM
Audoe? Or...Bolognagenocide?

edit...as I think about it, Bologna Genocide would be kind of a cool band name.
IorakeWarhammer
03-31-2011, 07:55 AM
HJFudge?
RichardCranium
03-31-2011, 08:18 AM
No. It's Seany Digital.
AnticorRifling
03-31-2011, 08:19 AM
Seany don't need no money yo he's straight ball'in for realz.
Gelston
03-31-2011, 08:25 AM
I vote Audoe.
Parkbandit
03-31-2011, 08:42 AM
No. It's Seany Digital.

No way. He never struggled at acting or anything else.
Showal
03-31-2011, 09:20 AM
Seany don't need no money yo he's straight ball'in for realz.

seany aint no fucking pop artist neither.
ViridianAsp
03-31-2011, 09:26 AM
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "look man, i'll spell it out. i'm the best pop rock songwriter in the world, that i've heard, and i can single-handedly put together the biggest live show in the world."
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "You need money, right?"
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "which means that i'll be thrust, overnight, in a position, where millions of people will listen to what i have to say. so, im preparing myself. hence, lnet experimentation"
[Private]-GSIV:XXXXXX: "of course i need money. im a struggling actor, former poker player, and i'll get it done."

Guess who I spoke to.

I don't know who you talked to, omg, that is fucking funny.

Here's a tip, if you want to "Get it done.", maybe you should stop playing gemstone, not boast on the ol' Lnet and, actually attempt to become as famous and awesome as you think you are inside your own head. Considering what pop sounds like these days, they'll let anyone be famous.
Gelston
03-31-2011, 09:37 AM
It'd be hilarious if there was some famous dude playing GS and he decides to let everyone on LNet know. The reactions and abuse and accusations of being a liar he would then receive would be awesome.
WRoss
03-31-2011, 09:57 AM
It'd be hilarious if there was some famous dude playing GS and he decides to let everyone on LNet know. The reactions and abuse and accusations of being a liar he would then receive would be awesome.

I'm Vin Diesel .
Gelston
03-31-2011, 09:59 AM
I'm Vin Diesel .

No, you are Richard Simmons. Nice try, douchebag.
WRoss
03-31-2011, 10:00 AM
Can I at least be Tom Hanks?
Gelston
03-31-2011, 10:08 AM
I'll settle for Rick Moranis
audioserf
03-31-2011, 11:07 AM
Also voting Audoe
Sinanju
03-31-2011, 01:54 PM
It was Audoe. I was crackin' up but it's a little sad because I'm absolutely convinced he thinks he's going to change the world with his music and 'talents'.
waywardgs
03-31-2011, 01:55 PM
It was Audoe. I was crackin' up but it's a little sad because I'm absolutely convinced he thinks he's going to change the world with his music and 'talents'.

Just to be clear, spreading herpes isn't a "talent."
Sinanju
03-31-2011, 02:02 PM
It's not? Excuse me, I've got some calls to make.
leifastagsweed
03-31-2011, 02:53 PM
Wow, this thread read my mind. I was just thinking about divulging the fact that I am Justin Bieber. No shit!
Stry
03-31-2011, 06:54 PM
Wow, this thread read my mind. I was just thinking about divulging the fact that I am Justin Bieber. No shit!

Oddly, I don't think anyone would doubt this.
violent femme
03-31-2011, 07:52 PM
I am Don Knotts
Kid Danger
03-31-2011, 10:46 PM
I am Klaus Nomi, yes I faked my death.
Drakefang
03-31-2011, 10:52 PM
How this thread transitioned from Audoe to the rest of you, in the nuisances folder, is beyond me. It's quite annoying, though.
diethx
03-31-2011, 11:50 PM
How this thread transitioned from Audoe to the rest of you, in the nuisances folder, is beyond me. It's quite annoying, though.

Good thing there's a way to navigate away from the thread then, huh?
Makkah
04-01-2011, 01:43 AM
Has to be Seany...
Gelston
04-01-2011, 01:51 AM
He no shit believes demons posses people and that is the cause of murder and warfare.
Sinanju
04-01-2011, 02:10 AM
I'm pretty sure during our conversation he placed himself on the same level of importance as Jesus Christ.
leifastagsweed
04-01-2011, 10:32 AM
How this thread transitioned from Audoe to the rest of you, in the nuisances folder, is beyond me. It's quite annoying, though.

Sorry for the bad jokes about us. Resume bad jokes about Audoe.
Kid Danger
04-01-2011, 10:52 AM
How this thread transitioned from Audoe to the rest of you, in the nuisances folder, is beyond me. It's quite annoying, though.

You sound like Ted Nugent.
Gan
04-01-2011, 11:16 AM
I am a terrestrial warlock from another dimension.
Latrinsorm
04-01-2011, 02:46 PM
I'm pretty sure during our conversation he placed himself on the same level of importance as Jesus Christ.It is a fact that this person has as many gold records as Jesus Christ. QED.
HJFudge
04-01-2011, 03:00 PM
I lol'ed at my name being in this thread.
Drunken Durfin
04-01-2011, 05:14 PM
It'd be hilarious if there was some famous dude playing GS and he decides to let everyone on LNet know. The reactions and abuse and accusations of being a liar he would then receive would be awesome.

I don't know if he is still around, or ever read PC, but Eric Bloom (http://www.ericbloom.net/GemStone/) used to play.

For the record, BOC puts on one of the best stage shows I have ever been privileged to witness. Sturgis 2006 at the Buffalo Chip was epic. My favorite memory of their performances was in a topless bar in Texarkana, LA back in 1991 though. Good times.
Mana Goddess
04-01-2011, 05:46 PM
That's badass.
Drakefang
04-01-2011, 06:49 PM
You sound like Ted Nugent.

Well, everyone took my jest the wrong way...again. Next time I will just start my post with smilies. The title of the folder is nuisances and annoyances. I included both in my sentence to try and be funny.

I fail at humor.

Sorry to those like diethx who don't get it. I will try harder next time.
Kid Danger
04-01-2011, 07:25 PM
I fail at humor.

Nah, irony based humor is a bitch. I think most got it tho. You wrote:


How this thread transitioned from Audoe to the rest of you, in the nuisances folder, is beyond me. It's quite annoying, though.

What's not to get?

You're grumpy like Ted Nugent :grin:
diethx
04-01-2011, 07:40 PM
Well, everyone took my jest the wrong way...again. Next time I will just start my post with smilies. The title of the folder is nuisances and annoyances. I included both in my sentence to try and be funny.

I fail at humor.

Sorry to those like diethx who don't get it. I will try harder next time.

No, I totally get that you fail at humor.
Asha
04-01-2011, 07:46 PM
Who the fuck is Audoe?
Drakefang
04-01-2011, 07:50 PM
No, I totally get that you fail at humor.

I grasped this entirely after your first bitchy post. Felt the need to add another, obviously.
Sinanju
04-01-2011, 07:57 PM
Who the fuck is Audoe?

Some psycho on LNet that believes it needs some type of leadership.
Jhynnifer
04-01-2011, 08:12 PM
Some psycho on LNet that believes it needs some type of leadership.

Isn't this the guy who was crying over lnet about how pathetic his life was because his girlfriend broke up with him via text the other night?
Gelston
04-01-2011, 08:21 PM
Isn't this the guy who was crying over lnet about how pathetic his life was because his girlfriend broke up with him via text the other night?

No.
4a6c1
04-01-2011, 08:22 PM
I am a terrestrial warlock from another dimension.

I want to rep you for being a terrestrial warlock but I already repped you today for polluting Houston with your farts. FOILED.
RichardCranium
04-01-2011, 08:25 PM
I want to rep you for being a terrestrial warlock but I already repped you today for polluting Houston with your farts. FOILED.

Don't be a drag. Just be a queen.
diethx
04-01-2011, 08:52 PM
I grasped this entirely after your first bitchy post. Felt the need to add another, obviously.

Isn't this forum for posting? Hmmm...
leifastagsweed
04-02-2011, 01:11 AM
Some psycho on LNet that believes it needs some type of leadership.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!
Drunken Durfin
04-02-2011, 11:19 AM
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
Gweneivia
04-02-2011, 11:47 AM
This is him...at least according to what he put out on lnet. If you look closely, you can see the marks where his tinfoil hat was.

http://www.lacasting.com/edenrocks
leifastagsweed
04-02-2011, 03:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

Yessssss! I love it!
Asha
04-02-2011, 03:33 PM
This is him...at least according to what he put out on lnet. If you look closely, you can see the marks where his tinfoil hat was.

http://www.lacasting.com/edenrocks

Wow. You don't see tight curls like that much anymore.
4a6c1
04-02-2011, 03:43 PM
Wow. You don't see tight curls like that much anymore.

Maybe if you cleaned your crotch once in a while you might.