stories like this make me throw up

[Keller]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/#ixzz1I1KO1FpH

Over/under of the number of capped WoW characters he had: 26

[Jonty]

The landlord told WTRF that the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/#ixzz1I1mVB5Ft

:wtf:... Could the landlord not SMELL the guy???

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

He had to have some sort of mental deficiency, right? I mean no one would sit in their own urine and feces for two years and think that it's ok...

And if you are so fucking fat that you can't get out of your chair for a day, much less 2 years... put down the bucket of chicken.

[DCSL]

Holy crap. That had a girlfriend.

[NocturnalRob]

The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up
This is total bullshit. You know she was collecting his disability or some shit and feeding him garbage.


The landlord told WTRF that the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit.
This landlord was either in on the scam or a total fucking retard. Or the blanket was, in fact, a cloak of invisibility.

[Keller]

Holy crap. That had a girlfriend.

Puts him one step ahead of Back.

[Warriorbird]

Fat otaku creepy.

[Rucca]

http://i.imgur.com/RHSQT.jpg

I read that whole article with THAT face. No lie.

[prance1520]

Of course he's from Ohio, cause we need more of a reputation of being fat slobs...

[Drew]

http://www.questionbin.com/design/images/blog/user/images/wow_fat_guy_motivated.jpg

[waywardgs]

So we won't be hearing from rocktar for a while...

[Back]

Puts him one step ahead of Back.

Ha ha I don’t even play WoW. Wait...

WTRF? What the ROFL fuck?

[ViridianAsp]

Oh my god, that is fucking deplorable. How can you do that to yourself? How can you sit in your own shit?

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh my god, that is fucking deplorable. How can you do that to yourself? How can you sit in your own shit?

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah?

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane?

Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo," masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!?" Yeah. Do you guys do that?

[Angel]

The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up

How in the world did the other two people not smell him?

How in the hell did he manage to maintain his relationship with his girlfriend?

[Ayamei]

Hahahahahaha, this reminds me a dog I used to have. He was pretty gross, and older than me when he (finally) died.

[Michaelous]

i'am surprised no one's pointing the finger at the games he played. not that shey should, but it seems like eliaku finally got what was comin to him.

[TheEschaton]

Holy crap. That had a girlfriend.

Seriously, this guy had a girlfriend, and I don't?!? Apparently BFE, Ohio is the place to be for single guys.

[joehollywood]

Seriously, this guy had a girlfriend, and I don't?!? Apparently BFE, Ohio is the place to be for single guys.

Well, only if you enjoy having girlfriends who take your disability check, and enable you to glue yourself to the furniture with poop.

In that case, rock on fella

[Back]

Girlfriend? More like zookeeper.

[TheEschaton]

Well, only if you enjoy having girlfriends who take your disability check, and enable you to glue yourself to the furniture with poop.

In that case, rock on fella

DON'T JUDGE ME KTHX.

[Warriorbird]

Nobody could take his pride or hold him down except him.

[Kyra231]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/#ixzz1I1KO1FpH

Over/under of the number of capped WoW characters he had: 26

So uh, don't try googling "obese man dies in chair" if for some reason you can't click on the link, seems it's way more common than I ever would have imagined :puke:

[Eliaku]

Got to use a better bait than that.

[Abilene]

How are you not killing yourself when you have maggots growing around your genitalia?

Let's not forget the woman fused to her boyfriend's toilet for 2 years.
People fused to furniture get all the lovers. Disability checks are mad sexy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Seriously, this guy had a girlfriend, and I don't?!? Apparently BFE, Ohio is the place to be for single guys.

Probably because your ideals are more repulsive than a fat man stuck to a chair in his own piss and shit for 2 years...

[Teavangelical]

I call scam on this whole thing. There's just no other way.

Someone or someones need to have a seat over there.