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Omens
05-01-2004, 01:26 PM
I'm sitin in the dais just enjoyin the day. When Edine jumps out from nowhere and starts castin at me.
Whine whine, Cry cry.
:cry:
Ok, I feel better.


Log of The Edine's dickheadedness:

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Edine.
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Edine sniffs at Eiderfleur.
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Tenalin removes a star ruby from in his fel box.
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Linoge leans on his claidhmore, taking a momentary rest.
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Ittletwee meditates over Staerin.
Ittletwee screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
Ittletwee takes Staerin's right leg damage.
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The brilliant luminescence fades from around Tenalin.
Edine turns to face you.
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The spirit of Staerin mutters, complaining bitterly about his state of affairs.
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The ghostly voice of Eiderfleur exclaims, "Noooooooo dun eat me!"
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Ittletwee meditates over Staerin.
Ittletwee takes Staerin's left leg damage.
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Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +317 - TD: +281 + CvA: +14 + d100: +36 - -5 == +91
Warded off!
Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
The magic clashes harmlessly and dissipates away.
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Noelani murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>prep 703
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Corrupt Essence...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at edi
Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +317 - TD: +281 + CvA: +14 + d100: +41 - -5 == +96
Warded off!
Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
The magic clashes harmlessly and dissipates away.
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You gesture at Edine.
CS: +306 - TD: +296 + CvA: +12 + d100: +16 == +38
Warded off!
A blood red haze eddies and swirls around Edine before it dissipates.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Ittletwee meditates over Staerin.
Ittletwee takes some of Staerin's blood loss.
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Noelani gestures.
Noelani's head looks better.
>prep 703
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Corrupt Essence...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at edi
Ittletwee meditates over Staerin.
Ittletwee takes some of Staerin's blood loss.
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Cast at what?
>prep 703
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>cast at edi
The white owl circles anxiously.
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Cast at what?
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Edine comes out of hiding.
Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +317 - TD: +281 + CvA: +14 + d100: +66 - -5 == +121
Warding failed!
Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
You sense a growing numbness as you feel your mana fading steadily away!
>rele
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>prep 703
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Corrupt Essence...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at edi
Cast at what?
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>bab
Babbling again, eh?
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Linoge pants.
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Tenalin put a star ruby in his green archer's cloak.
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Ittletwee concentrates.
Ittletwee looks a little better.
>cast at edi
cast at edi
cast at edi
Sorry, you may only type ahead 1 command.
>cast at edi
Cast at what?
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Cast at what?
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Cast at what?
>rele
Edine comes out of hiding.
Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +317 - TD: +281 + CvA: +14 + d100: +72 - -5 == +127
Warding failed!
Edine's face shimmers and vanishes, and, in its place, you see the image of a grim man clad in a full suit of black chainmail. His cold, somber eyes stare straight past you, and the faint halo of white radiance surrounding him only seems to deepen the shadows of his forbidding visage. The image sears itself into your eyes before everything dissolves into blackness.
You are dazed! Overwhelmed by a greater spiritual power, you fall to your knees in divine reverence!
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You are still stunned.
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Tenalin grins.
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Leloo blinks at you.
>chu
You are still stunned.
>whe
You manage to make a faint wheezing sound.

You regain clarity and focus.
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The white owl looks hopefully at Edine.
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Noelani gestures.
Noelani's head looks better.
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Speaking softly to Linoge, Verrall asks, "I was going to be making my way there for the tower storytelling later tonight, want me to take you along, I make the trip often?"
>chu
You chuckle.
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Edine raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Edine gestures at Staerin.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Staerin, then fades into the body.
>stand
You stand back up.
>lick edi
You stick your tongue out at Edine, but retract it quickly under his cold scrutiny.
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You feel the magic of your spell depart.
You have overextended yourself!
You feel yourself going into shock!
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Ittletwee concentrates.
Ittletwee's right leg looks better.
>'Edine your teasin me
Edine glances at you.
grin edi
>You say, "Edine your teasin me."
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Edine folds his arms over his chest with an air of superiority.
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You grin at Edine.
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Edine says, "When will you have your first born."
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Ittletwee concentrates.
Ittletwee looks a little better.
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Edine says, "I plan on having it for dinner."
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Edine smiles at you.
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Linoge gestures at Eiderfleur.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Eiderfleur.
>shrug
You shrug.
>'Ask your girl when she's due
You say, "Ask your girl when she's due."
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>'cause I cant remember
You say, "Cause I cant remember."
>chor
You chortle.
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Eiderfleur snickers.
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Staerin gives a ghostly chuckle.
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Verrall laughs!
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Linoge makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Leloo stares off into space.
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Linoge gestures at Eiderfleur.
A bright luminescence surrounds Eiderfleur.
Verrall grins at Staerin.
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Linoge makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Linoge gestures at Eiderfleur.
A bright luminescence surrounds Eiderfleur.
>get tor lea
You remove some torban leaf from on a richly finished wooden bench.
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Noelani laughs!
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Edine gestures at you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You are coated in a hazy film.
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Noelani grins at Leloo.
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Leloo says, "I simply forgot I had disintegrate ready."
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Speaking in Guildspeak, Ittletwee says something you don't understand.
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Eiderfleur sniffs at Edine.
>eat my lea
You take a bite of your torban leaf.
YUCK! That stuff tastes horrible!
Your twitching subsides.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
You have about 2 bites left.
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Edine utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
>'Bah
You say, "Bah."
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Verrall laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.
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Edine utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
>snort edi
Linoge says, "Join Linoge for guards."
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The ghostly voice of Staerin exclaims, "Sure!"
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You snort at Edine.
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Leloo says, "Not my fault I removed your legs."
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Leloo shrugs.
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Edine utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
Like a faint wisp of a barely-remembered dream, your brief, enhanced comprehension of arcane mysteries slips away.
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Leloo says, "Get stronger legs."
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The hazy film fades from around you.
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Verrall amusedly says, "Whoops."
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Eiderfleur joins Linoge's group.
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Edine utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
Misty crimson tendrils fade from you. You can sense the flow of mana coursing through you once more.
You are coated in a hazy film.
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The ghostly voice of Staerin says, "She says that now."
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Nevets says, "Ahm asleeps."
>open sack
That is already open.
>get rod
Get what?
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Nevets winks.
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Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +317 - TD: +236 + CvA: +14 + d100: +32 - -5 == +132
Warding failed!
Edine's face shimmers and vanishes, and, in its place, you see the image of a grim man clad in a full suit of black chainmail. His cold, somber eyes stare straight past you, and the faint halo of white radiance surrounding him only seems to deepen the shadows of his forbidding visage. The image sears itself into your eyes before everything dissolves into blackness.
You are dazed! Overwhelmed by a greater spiritual power, you fall to your knees in divine reverence!
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Verrall traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
splut
>You are still stunned.
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Verrall gestures.
A luminescent aura begins to swirl around Verrall.
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The white owl cocks its head sideways at you.
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Leloo says, "You're lucky you can't stun a corpse."
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Verrall traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Verrall gestures.
Verrall blurs before your eyes.
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The hazy film fades from around you.
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Edine gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Edine gestures.
An invisible force guides Edine.
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The ghostly voice of Staerin exclaims, "Oh! Dead man wants guards!"
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Verrall traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Staerin gives a ghostly chuckle.
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Verrall gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Verrall's body and flow into the shimmering sphere around him.
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Edine swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +306 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +77 = +218
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Flattened your right hand.
The guiding force leaves Edine.
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Linoge leans on Staerin.
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You are unable to regain focus and clarity.
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Verrall recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Verrall gestures.
Verrall bristles with energy.
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Linoge says, "I'll wait for ya."
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The grey mouse suddenly pauses, listening to something intently.
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Verrall recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Verrall gestures.
Verrall looks considerably more imposing.
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Linoge nods to Staerin.
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A swirling grey-blue mist slowly fills the area. It begins to spin faster and faster, congealing into a large upright disk. The mist slows its spinning and within the swirling vapors you can make out an opening.
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Edine gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
You regain clarity and focus.
You are no longer stunned.
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Brimzstone steps out of the swirling mist.
The swirling mist begins to speed up as it spirals back into the opening and fades away.
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Brimzstone checks his equipment, adjusting and rearranging his gear.
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Eiderfleur waves.
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Linoge says, "Ol' friend."
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Edine faces you, closes his eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between the two of you. You gain 47 mana points!

Edine opens his eyes, looking slightly drained.
>stance offensive
Verrall recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Eiderfleur just went out.
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Verrall gestures.
Verrall appears somehow changed.
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You are now in an offensive stance.
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Linoge winks at Staerin.
>grum
You grumble.
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Emberbrite just arrived.
>prep 712
cast
With a great leap, the white owl launches into the air.
>You begin drawing a faint, twisting symbol while softly intoning the words for Cloak of Shadows...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture.
A shadowy patch of ether rises up through the ground to encompass you, swiftly sinking into your skin.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Verrall recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Verrall gestures.
Verrall is surrounded by a shimmering field of energy.
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The red fox stands back up.
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The grey mouse stands back up.
>stand
You stand back up.
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Brimzstone put an eonake capped faewood runestaff in his spidersilk cloak.
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Mistomeer raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Verrall recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Verrall gestures.
Glowing specks of light red energy begin to spin around Verrall.
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The white owl swoops off.
>prep 120
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Lesser Shroud spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You suddenly feel a lot more powerful.
You are surrounded by a white light.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Mistomeer gestures at Staerin.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Mistomeer encompassing Staerin's corpse.
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Edine utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Edine gestures at you.
A dark shadow seems to detach itself from your body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
You are coated in a hazy film.
>prep 712
You begin drawing a faint, twisting symbol while softly intoning the words for Cloak of Shadows...
Your spell is ready.
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Linoge leans on Verrall, giving him a companionable grin.
cast
>You gesture.
A shadowy patch of ether rises up through the ground to encompass you, swiftly sinking into your skin.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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The red fox pads off.
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The grey mouse scampers off.
>open my sack
Edine hums a disjointed, angry little tune.
>get rod
Verrall chuckles.
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You open a mail large sack.
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The ghostly voice of Staerin exclaims, "Yay! No more deadness!"
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You remove a flexible rod from in your mail large sack.
>raise rod
You raise your flexible rod skyward!
You become invisible.
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Verrall takes a drink from his stiff elven whiskey.
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Noelani meditates over Ittletwee.
Noelani takes Ittletwee's right leg damage.
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Noelani meditates over Ittletwee.
Noelani takes Ittletwee's left leg damage.
>put rod in my sack
You put a flexible rod in your mail large sack.
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The hazy film fades from around you.
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The ghostly voice of Staerin says, "Life... here I come."
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Mistomeer raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Ittletwee meditates over Noelani.
Ittletwee takes Noelani's left leg damage.
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Mistomeer gestures at Staerin.
Mistomeer suddenly looks very drained.

A bolt of soft white light streaks down from the sky bathing Staerin in it.
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A brilliant glow forms around Staerin, lingers for a moment, and finally fades. Staerin awakens looking somewhat confused and seriously drained.
Staerin seems slightly different.
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Ittletwee meditates over Noelani.
Ittletwee takes Noelani's right leg damage.
>l edi
You see Edine.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grishknel Clan.
He appears to have come of age and taller than average. He has silver-flecked blue-green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, dark brown hair with lighter streaks. He has a clean-shaven face, an upturned nose and broad shoulders.
He has a regal gryphon tattoo on his arm, and a tattooed symbol of Voln on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a black titanium shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a jade-clasped deep black silk pack, a cobweb-covered jet black spidersilk cloak edged with silver silk trim, a shadowglass ring, a dark glaes armband, a carved ironwood wolf locket, some thin black vruul leather boots, a blackened myklian scale scabbard, a silver-inlaid sleek onyx bracelet, a battered blackened halo, some leather casting gloves, a twisted platinum and rhimar band inset with a cluster of black diamonds, a sleek wolf hide ankle-sheath, a black oilskin tucker-bag, a vruul skin wrist sheath, a deathstone-clasped midnight black hip-satchel embroidered with a howling silver wolf, some void black leather pants stitched with black deathstones winding up the legs, an ornate black spidersilk satchel, an onyx-bound bloodjewel amulet, and some murky black leather hunts.
>chu
Noelani murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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You chuckle.
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You feel less confident than before.
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Noelani gestures.
Noelani's chest looks better.
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Ittletwee concentrates.
Ittletwee's right leg looks better.
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The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>whis edi Heh, dick
You quietly whisper to Edine, "Heh, dick."
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05-01-2004, 01:44 PM
oh thats bullshit we both know why you pulled out that orb.

Omens
05-01-2004, 01:49 PM
Who? Me ?

:saint:

:wasntme:

Edited to say: I'm just Playin. I Love you Man! :love: :aww:

Edited again to ask: Wtf are you doing playing gemstone on your birthday ?

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Omens]

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Omens]

DeV
05-01-2004, 02:15 PM
Edine says, "When will you have your first born."
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Ittletwee murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Ittletwee concentrates.
Ittletwee looks a little better.
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Edine says, "I plan on having it for dinner."
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Edine smiles at you.
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Linoge gestures at Eiderfleur.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Eiderfleur.
>shrug
You shrug.
>'Ask your girl when she's due
You say, "Ask your girl when she's due."
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>'cause I cant remember
You say, "Cause I cant remember."
Good one.

Kitsun
05-01-2004, 02:17 PM
Maybe Edine's casting at you because you nearly imploded him while he was hunting!

Omens
05-01-2004, 02:29 PM
Menos = Edine ?

Edited to add: Naw we always do that. It's our "thing".

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Omens]

Kitsun
05-01-2004, 02:30 PM
...How many people do you nearly implode a day?

Omens
05-01-2004, 02:38 PM
None useualy. The only one i can remember doing that to in the last few years without meaning too, was Menos the other day.