please acknowledge and possibly respect Michaelous and his efforts

[IorakeWarhammer]

hey guys,

for all the hate against michaelous, consider a few things: [and yes i know he did act sexual assaults in tsc etc]

1. he really doesn't grief anyone that badly

2. he keeps things interesting

3. he gives everyone somebody to beat up on

4. he's relentless and doesn't quit

5. he pumps cash and demand into the shattered market

6. he pays people RL cash to win contests that he promotes

7. he is the only person in shattered actively running dueling contests

this guy is a gem. give him a little more credit plz. thanks for reading.

[LMingrone]

GO AWAY.

[IorakeWarhammer]

this topic is relevant to shattered. please go away if you are just going to troll and not contribute.

edit: yes irony but anticor is asking me to be nice

[LMingrone]

Irony

[Solkern]

I just realized I joined this Forum board almost 6 years earlier then IW, and somehow he almost has way more posts then me, and i'm a pretty active member.
get a fucking life
You have a wife, and a kid, I bet you spend more time in front of the computer, then with your child.

I feel sorry for the little thing.

I would think someone who is married with a child, would at least be somewhat mature, instead you are an immature little bitch who is spending every waking our trolling a forum board.


fucking turn off your computer and go spend time with your family, praising Allah, and while you're at it strap a bomb to yourself and go blow yourself up in an empty field.

kthxsbai

[LMingrone]

He's a good troll. I give him that. 8/10.
Don't know if he's really from Philly. But, in NY, we smoke Phillies. :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

kthxsbai

notice i didnt post friday - worked all day, then went to jumaa, then went to my wife's baby shower.

the kid isn't here yet. 1 1/2 months. when he arrives, we'll be posting cute pics of slimy little infants, exhausted pakistani women, and one goofy muslim white boy cheesin' more than kraft. and yes i enjoy cheesy and corny jokes etc.

please, spare me the trolling. successful trolls will not become successful in my threads.

[Solkern]

notice i didnt post friday - worked all day, then went to jumaa, then went to my wife's baby shower.

the kid isn't here yet. 1 1/2 months. when he arrives, we'll be posting cute pics of slimy little infants, exhausted pakistani women, and one goofy muslim white boy cheesin' more than kraft.

please, spare me the trolling. successful trolls will not become successful in my threads.


Please commit suicide before he comes, I'd think he'd do better with out you, then with you.

[LMingrone]

I remember you posting a thread the other day saying pretty much, "sorry for being a douche.". That lasted long. That said, if you're having a child I do wish you the best. Don't scream in his/her ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IorakeWarhammer]

I remember you posting a thread the other day saying pretty much, "sorry for being a douche.". That lasted long. That said, if you're having a child I do wish you the best. Don't scream in his'her ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet


Please commit suicide before he comes, I'd think he'd do better with out you, then with you.

we'll see on the Day of Judgement who did a better job.

also, this thread is hopefully still going to be about Michaelous. I can tell you're an adoring fan, Solkern, but when the troll says don't troll...

[Solkern]

Hmm

03-04-2011, 11:18 AM
Replies: 471
Anti Illuminati
Views: 3,878
Posted By IorakeWarhammer
SHIT JUST GOT...

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez0JVeSQ0tM&feature=related
Forum: Social Forum
03-04-2011, 10:50 AM
Replies: 20,881
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Views: 429,252
Posted By IorakeWarhammer
http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/03/04/is-this-uncan...

http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/03/04/is-this-uncanny-valley-scaling-robot-a-hoax/#

i am a robot, it is inconsequential
Forum: Social Forum
03-04-2011, 10:38 AM
Replies: 20,881
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Views: 429,252
Posted By IorakeWarhammer
yay

yay
Forum: Off-Topic
03-04-2011, 10:38 AM
Replies: 3
Just out: A Wise Man's Fear
Views: 78
Posted By IorakeWarhammer
nice devour some shattered plz buy nostradamus...

nice

devour some shattered plz

buy nostradamus and rule all



I swear Friday was the 4th, so come again IW?

[LMingrone]

i am the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet

Hookay. I have a wife, two birds, and two cats. I don't see you getting me off, landing on my shoulder, or scratching the shit out of me. :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

Solkern... i already have one child, actually. here's his pic:

http://www.biosrhythm.com/wp-content/images/zomg-you-ve-won-internet.gif

those look like a few posts from my break at work.. omg caught me

i didn't put much thought into the post. i fucking fail. you win again

2-0

[Solkern]

Solkern... i already have one child, actually. here's his pic:

http://www.biosrhythm.com/wp-content/images/zomg-you-ve-won-internet.gif

oh look, you both completed the same life goal!

Congrats!

Does this mean you can kill yourself now?

[LMingrone]

NO! He cannot afford to give his own kid a haircut yet.

Edit: or teeth, or a non-Walmart wardrobe.

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10008/normal_charlie_sheen.jpg

enjoy charlie in drag

[Solkern]

NO! He cannot afford to give his own kid a haircut yet.

I'd rep you again, but sadly I need to spread it around first :/

[IorakeWarhammer]

Does this mean you can kill yourself now?

afk

[IorakeWarhammer]

He's a good troll. I give him that. 8/10.
Don't know if he's really from Philly. But, in NY, we smoke Phillies. :)

you know where i am :)

[LMingrone]

Actually I don't, unless you are who I think you are. If that's the case, I give you 10/10.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Eek.

[jaroc]

this topic is relevant to shattered. please go away if you are just going to troll and not contribute.

edit: yes irony but anticor is asking me to be nice

Ya that dude is straight up douche. He sits around PC all day waiting for someone to post something so he can add some douche comments to a forum that doesnt even concern him.(doesnt even play shattered , its pretty sad)

LMingrone with his little faggot ass care bear avatar , GTFO. Let me direct you to a forum more appropriate for you , with a game your actually contributing to and play in. http://www.hellokittyonline.com/forums Your weclome , now go be a douche there.

As far as the Michaelous thing , i totally agree with you Jaeden. EDIT-- And Michaelous did end up paying me , guess I just fail at reading in game PM's.

[Clipt]

I never really had a problem with him. I'm kinda glad he's getting to come back and play a game that he enjoys.

With that being said...I think he is a fucking idiot for getting some of the best shit in the game lost forever.(maybe).

[Warriorbird]

I acknowledge he's doing something nice for your game. I'm not sure that is enough to somehow mysteriously counteract the associated idiocy.

[subzero]

With that being said...I think he is a fucking idiot for getting some of the best shit in the game lost forever.(maybe).

There's an easy solution for that. Auction.

[LMingrone]

[quote=jaroc;1246390]
LMingrone with his little faggot ass care bear avatar , GTFO. Let me direct you to a forum more appropriate for you , with a game your actually contributing to and play in. http://www.hellokittyonline.com/forums Your weclome , now go be a douche there.l[/quote

For realz? Faggot? I fuck girls. Where I live is easy to find out. I TRIPLEDOGDARE you to even come close to me. I won't kill you, but you'll cry.

Good job with the quotes you fucking moron.

[LMingrone]

Edit: Grammar bitch, learn it. YOU'RE. Thank me later.
2nd edit: Get your PM? I'm telling you...do not mess with me. K? You try again and you're done. Don't do it.

[jaroc]

For realz? Faggot? I fuck girls. Where I live is easy to find out. I TRIPLEDOGDARE you to even come close to me. I won't kill you, but you'll cry.

Good job with the quotes you fucking moron.

You love to fuck girls? You know, in most parts of the world thats illegal though. I dont want to hear about that shit, I love to fuck women. Where you live at? I dont give a flying fuck where your parents basement is located son. And I have no idea where you came up with all that from, all I did was call you a fag, and you decided I want to come find you now somehow because of that? Wow, you need some serious help. What the fuck you gonna do if I did anyways? Shoot me with your faggot ass carebear stare from your avatar? Its definately not worth it, plus I dont need to go to jail for knocking out some faggot ass minor. You must really love to look like a jackass in front of everyone though. Good job with your quotes too looser. Better go edit your post now and fix your failed quotes before people see how retarded you are. What a hypocrite ass bitch.


Edit: Grammar bitch, learn it. YOU'RE. Thank me later. 2nd edit: Get your PM? I'm telling you...do not mess with me. K? You try again and you're done. Don't do it.


And since everyones all the sudden fucking english teachers around here in the PC, I am pretty sure you spelled "reals" incorrectly. Being that "realz" or "reals" is not even a real word in the dictionary, that is not even a complete or whole sentence. And to top it all off you said "Faggot?" That is not even a complete or real sentence either dumb ass. That is simply a noun with a question mark at the end. You can not have a one word sentence unless its an imperative sentence, such as: "Go." Technically, a sentence must contain at least a subject and a verb, but in this case, the subject (you) is assumed and understood. Grammar bitch, learn how to make proper sentences hoe. Also learn how to practice what you preach mother fucker. Otherwise it just makes you look even more moronic and sad than you have already proven to us. Thank me later. Now here is a quote of LMINGRONE's girly threat in my message folder:


You better learn to NOT fuck with people you don't know. This is my first and last warning. KK? Have a good night.

I dare you to mention my name on the PC once moore. DARE DARE DARE.


LMINGRONE, as for the hollow threats via PM's, you can go run through a cornfield backwards you little homosexual. LMINGRONE is a little bitch and he is not doing shit except flap his gums and make empty threats. LMINGRONE is a hypocrite that needs to take the dildo out of his ass. He also needs to get a life and stop reading the PC all day waiting for someone to post something for him to flame about. Did you know LMINGRONE is an extremely faggot ass name?

LMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMING RONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONEL MINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGR ONELMINGRONELMINGRONELMINGRONE.

What now bitch?

[Hilts]

Originally Posted by LMingrone
You better learn to NOT fuck with people you don't know. This is my first and last warning. KK? Have a good night.

I dare you to mention my name on the PC once moore. DARE DARE DARE.

<insert internet badass pic here>

[LMingrone]

Jarok says in a PM:

Dont threaten me you little cock sucker. You aint gonna do shit. So save your doucheness and empty threats to the public forum bitch.

[LMingrone]

I have never had or wanted sexual relations with males. Quite the opposite. I have "smooshed" it out about 3000 times with females though. You should try it sometime. It's pretty fun. :) I don't threaten either. I play to win or make others lose. Bring your dildos kid. I got a shotty, 9mm, and an M1A4. Love it. Kiss it. Smile.

I lie good too.

[jaroc]

<insert internet badass pic here>

3200

Bring your dildos kid. I got a shotty, 9mm, spiked black leather, and an M1A4. Love it. Kiss it. Smile.



Airsofts dont count. Why you still on this trip in your head about me coming to your house? No one ever mentioned anything of the sort, except your dilusions.


Jarok says in a PM:

Dont threaten me you little cock sucker. You aint gonna do shit. So save your doucheness and empty threats to the public forum bitch.

Then this idiot responds back with another PM.


Try me. "Don't", BTW. 's, I still TRIPLEDOGDARE you..


Its hilarious that this moron is still trying to be a grammar nazi. Especially after he just got grammar schooled in my last post. Oh and its not Jarok , its Jaroc dumbass. Learn to read and spell.

[LMingrone]

Grammar Nazi? While you're calling me a homosexual? I'm married, with a hot wife, son.
TIL Jaroc schooled me in his last post.

Edit: It's..you need the '. I hate being called a dumbass, I don't even know what that is! WHO THEY WORK?

[jaroc]

Grammar Nazi? While you're calling me a homosexual?

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you trying to say there no link between being a grammar nazi and being a homosexual? You CAN be a homosexual and be a grammar nazi at the same time smart guy. There are at least three authors who have published books suggesting that Hitler was a closet homosexual, and that Nazism was based on homoerotic leanings. So yes, im calling you a grammar nazi fag. A fail grammar nazi to boot.



I'm married, with a hot wife, son.
3201


I highly doubt your married with a hot wife. But even if this is true, she obviously is not attracted to intelligence. They do say that hot women are attracted to all the total douchebags. So I guess your bullshit story is possibly true.

[LMingrone]

Try harder next time. I'm very nice, good looking, and intelligent (working on my 3rd Master's degree). My wife is serving our country right now...Navy Intelligence. She's also a fantastic time in bed. I have a great family, and six pets that I love. Guess again.

Here's a video of my birds fucking. Narrated by my wife. Why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xagF6pRk2qk

[Michaelous]

Piss me off and ill ruin your integrity muthafucca

[jaroc]

Try harder next time. I'm very nice, good looking, and intelligent (working on my 3rd Master's degree).

Working on a 3rd master's degree? Yet you bitch about peoples grammar while you write incomplete sentences(that grammatically fail) at the same time? Most people even with a GED know enough basic English to form a simple sentence. Three Master's? Sure pal. Three master's degrees from the University of Fail Grammar Nazi's, located in Doucheville, USA? I assume your Major is douchebaggery, and your minor is in "being full of shit." Dont think your university is accredited anywhere buddy. lol TRY AGAIN.

[LMingrone]

No. That would be Northeastern University. Computer Science, Economics, and Mathematics. I'll be working soon though. I'll tackle History next. Aiming for six masters. Funny. You haven't mentioned one thing you've accomplished. All I know is that you like to say fag and douche. I personally have no problem with anyone's sexual orientation or womens' hygiene. Apparently you do.

[jaroc]

No. That would be Northeastern University. Computer Science, Economics, and Mathematics. I'll be working soon though. I'll tackle History next. Aiming for six masters. Funny. You haven't mentioned one thing you've accomplished. All I know is that you like to say fag and douche. I personally have no problem with anyone's sexual orientation or womens' hygiene. Apparently you do.

First off, I find it very amusing that you really think you can just type some shit up on the internet and people are going to believe your telling the truth. This is the internet, people lie on here all the time. There is no way for you to prove the claims you are making. But whatever thats fine, we can play with your logic, its my turn now. I have two BA's from Harvard University. One is in Engineering and the second is in Biological Science. I also have had my commercial pilots license for the last 15 years. I have over 3,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft from multiple airlines, and also have tons of flight test experience. For the last five years I have worked for NASA, as a co-pilot and astronaut. I have 435 hours of in space time logged. I have stared at you and your pitiful life from the stars. I have been to the international space station tons of times and made numerous repairs. I am better than you, and have accomplished far more than you ever will. HA. TRY AGAIN

Its funny how this guy is all like , i have 3 masters degrees! Or, im working on my 10th masters degree now. Pretty sad that you have so many masters degrees, yet your still standing in line at the unemployment office every week waiting for your 200$ paycheck. Go stand in the welfare line some more bitch while your supposed degree's hang on the wall of your Section 8 apartment. lolz.

Im done wasting time with this fool, this thread is supposed to be about Michaelous. I dont have anything to prove to you. Your ignorant posts from earlier speak for themselves. All I had to do was point out your ignorance. I win.

[Solkern]

blah blah blah

No, you fail with your wall of text that no one read.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Ya that dude is straight up douche. He sits around PC all day waiting for someone to post something so he can add some douche comments to a forum that doesnt even concern him.(doesnt even play shattered , its pretty sad)


let me tell you something. LMingrone is actually a cool part of the "old guard" on this message board. yeah, he might troll you and say some demeaning shit, but ultimately he's nice. I really liked this comment until I saw his name. There are other people on this message board that do exactly this, but then they are cold hearted meanie heads on top of it. Trust me, you want LMingrone to be a soft hearted Carebear. Otherwise, hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide your husband too cuz he's hacking everybody out 'ere.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Jarok says in a PM:

Dont threaten me you little cock sucker. You aint gonna do shit. So save your doucheness and empty threats to the public forum bitch.

omfg.. jaroc no...

just no...

HE IS ONE OF THE COOL ONES



I highly doubt your married with a hot wife. But even if this is true, she obviously is not attracted to intelligence. They do say that hot women are attracted to all the total douchebags. So I guess your bullshit story is possibly true.
lmfao at this thread, could become a classic!

[RevonIsAwesome]

hey guys,

for all the hate against michaelous, consider a few things: [and yes i know he did act sexual assaults in tsc etc]

1. he really doesn't grief anyone that badly

2. he keeps things interesting

3. he gives everyone somebody to beat up on

4. he's relentless and doesn't quit

5. he pumps cash and demand into the shattered market

6. he pays people RL cash to win contests that he promotes

7. he is the only person in shattered actively running dueling contests

this guy is a gem. give him a little more credit plz. thanks for reading.


I agree with you. For the most part I've enjoyed Michaelous's company. He definitely makes things interesting. Don't know how much my opinion counts because, collectively, a good amount of folks don't like me. However its amazing how people's opinion of you change once you're alone with them.

[Fatsix]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/2788648775_48c7ec9e08.jpg


<3 this.
http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab301/LoweRider89/GIFs/gary_busey_monster.gif

[Drakefang]

That's disturbing.

[Ryvicke]

Holy shit what is happening in this thread? Anyone hit me up with a tl;dr version of why some dude named jaroc and LM are mingling epeens?

[AnticorRifling]

Holy shit what is happening in this thread? Anyone hit me up with a tl;dr version of why some dude named jaroc and LM are mingling epeens?

Something about a 9mm and a masters degree. I don't know I'm just as confused on this one.

[waywardgs]

This thread went tits up fast, so now this is happening:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/wtf-funny-weird-67-6.jpg

[waywardgs]

I have 435 hours of in space time logged.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncategorized/nowak_portraitmugshot.jpg

[Liagala]

Fatsix, that first picture is freaky as hell.

Also,
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/i-like-where-this-thread-is-going-again.jpg

[LMingrone]

Heh. I was just playing around. Someone real hates me I guess. :) Whatever that pic is Wayward...nightmares.

[Liagala]

Heh. I was just playing around. Someone real hates me I guess. :) Whatever that pic is Wayward...nightmares.
Feel free to continue baiting him. This guy is entertaining.

[LMingrone]

Feel free to continue baiting him. This guy is entertaining.

Maybe later when I'm bored.

[waywardgs]

Maybe later when I'm bored.

But I'm bored now, I want to hear more from the astronaut!!

by astronaut I mean the diapered jailstronaut.

[LMingrone]

Me too. Let's make this thread even more of a dumpster.

03-07-2011 09:25 AM Stop brushing your teeth with cock

Love it. This guy is flying our families around the world!

[Michaelous]

However its amazing how people's opinion of you change once you're alone with them.

yea especially after youve just boned them with a 12 inch cock

[diethx]

Holy shit, thanks Lisa. I almost missed this thread.

lol at Jaroc and LMingrone trying to out-internet badass each other. :rofl:

[LMingrone]

I'm not trying to out-internet anyone. I was just trolling. I make up most of my posts on the fly. I do have a hot wife in the Navy though. I own no guns and only have one masters..working on the rest. This laroc guy likes calling people fags and douches. I don't take that kindly. I think he has some sexual tension built up.

[diethx]

I'm sorry, but your posts do not sound like trolling to me.

[jaroc]

I think he has some sexual tension built up.

Not since your wife helped me release it the other night.

[LMingrone]

I'm sorry, but your posts do not sound like trolling to me.

Understandable. You should read my PMs and rep. You might understand my anger then. Like I said before, I'm a nice guy. I don't like hate speech.

[diethx]

That's fine and reasonable and all that. But trolls don't get angry!

[LMingrone]

That's fine and reasonable and all that. But trolls don't get angry!

Yeah. I failed on that. I'm bored and miss my wife. I'm quite edgy at the moment. I'll stop being a loud mouth now.

edit: Then I get this:
"03-07-2011 04:06 PM faggoty fucking douchebag. l2interwebz"

Someone has lots of alts and hate. Need a kiss?

[waywardgs]

Not since your wife helped me release it the other night.

...said the astronaut.

[NocturnalRob]

...said the astronaut.
to the guy with far too many Master's degrees.

[waywardgs]

I have stared at you and your pitiful life from the stars. I have been to the international space station tons of times and made numerous repairs.


BOOM.

[LMingrone]

to the guy with far too many Master's degrees.


I said I was trolling. I only have one in CS. Working on the rest.

[RichardCranium]

Yeah. I failed on that. I'm bored and miss my wife. I'm quite edgy at the moment. I'll stop being a loud mouth now.

edit: Then I get this:
"03-07-2011 04:06 PM faggoty fucking douchebag. l2interwebz"

Someone has lots of alts and hate. Need a kiss?

No, that was me. If you refer to being called a faggot or douche as hate speak and it makes you mad you should probably steer clear of the internet.

[NocturnalRob]

I said I was trolling. I only have one in CS. Working on the rest.
And Jaroc is clearly not an astronaut.

Please explain to me your reasoning behind getting 3 masters.

[LMingrone]

My mistake DickBrain.

[LMingrone]

Please explain to me your reasoning behind getting 3 masters.


I like learning and have free time. It also looks good on a resume. I'm either leaving with the military or the Corps at the end of April. Whatever.

[Michaelous]

I said I was trolling. I only have one in CS. Working on the rest.

give him a break hes got a masters in cock sucking.

[NocturnalRob]

give him a break hes got a masters in cock sucking.
And you've got a masters in wishful thinking and latent homosexual fantasies! See what I did there?

Shut up, you fucking worm, before you get curb-stomped.

[Michaelous]

yea thats right stay in prime

[Fatsix]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/sportsday2.gif

And weird video that goes with it. I think music that is in this video, is what Michaelous hears all day long in his head.
http://video.i.ua/user/687505/5706/22814/

[Fatsix]

Where is everyone? LARPing today?

http://www.break.com/index/what_is_larping.html

[Bhaalizmo]

I'm troubleshooting an Exchange 2010 authentication issue. Weeeeeee...

Edit: India says "Hello my name is Peggy"

[4a6c1]

I'm troubleshooting an Exchange 2010 authentication issue. Weeeeeee...

Edit: India says "Hello my name is Peggy"

lmao

God I love that commercial.

[RichardCranium]

Manager is genius. Transfer!

[IorakeWarhammer]

epic bump WB, epic bump

[IorakeWarhammer]

yes i am extremely frustrated that you have bumped a thread of mine. gosh darn it!!!!!!!

edit: if you don't want to see the troll come out don't approach the bridge

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/bridge-trolls-demotivational-poster-1235065821.jpg