Winning team

[Xcalibur]

I, The Edine, Latrinsorm, Strayrogue and Bobmuhthol are part of the winning team.

Attack of one of em, you attack the whole.

Want to be part of it? Applicate and if 4 members out of 5 (80%) agree, then you're in!

p.s. Don't fuck with us:cool:

[Chadj]

Go shoot yourself. Thx.

[Snapp]

I just lost some respect for Latrin.. the others didn't have much to begin with.

[Skirmisher]

Sad.

that hurts snapp :sighs:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Chadj
Go shoot yourself. Thx.

Zwick Zwick Zwick

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

I love you, but i'll have to hang up.

Part of chadj's love life.

[Xcalibur]

Application, either here or here, your choice:newbie:

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Originally posted by Chadj
Go shoot yourself. Thx.

Zwick Zwick Zwick

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

I love you, but i'll have to hang up.

Part of chadj's love life.

ROFLLL :lol:

[Xcalibur]

You are, all, until you'Re part of the winning team :!:

there's tons of Privileges to be part of the winning team

[Xcalibur]

Bah, blowjobs, we get tired of that eventually. I was speaking more of.....

power:P

Don't make me cut you Omens.

[Xcalibur]

And strayrogue.

Alone, we're just one man, but together we are

the winning team

We rock so much.

Beside that, power is yet to be discussed :lol:

alright yer gonna get cut.

[Hulkein]

I don't see how StrayRogue fits in with Edine.. Isn't there some team dissension there?

[Xcalibur]

And Bob with most of us.

But we are a community. We are a team.

Strayrogue and I, were before always arguing. Now we rock.

Same with THE and me. Latrin and I were getting along because we follow almost the same way of thinking (beside that I like my women cute ( :lol: )

We aren't "gay". We won't ask you to be fucked like that. We are a team that doesn't involves sexually with each other.

Sorry, we are not www.klaive.net

[DeV]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
I, The Edine, Latrinsorm, Strayrogue and Bobmuhthol are part of the winning team.

p.s. Don't fuck with us:cool: I doubt anyone not on that list feels left out.

Good luck with the team work.

[Edaarin]

I don't even have a joke for this one...

[Xcalibur]

Let it be known that THE edine is now the Vice-Roy of the winning team and latrinsorm is the kid corporal

[DeV]

:wtf: Congrats Edine.. you must be proud.

[Xcalibur]

That will cover your application if you want to join and if 3 other members agree too

:drool:

I would like to thank all that have helped me get this far! Mom I love you! :blush::cry:

[Edaarin]

This is quite possibly the stupidest thread I've ever read that wasn't created by Stanley Burrell.

[Xcalibur]

We're good at that too, but if you read between the lines, you'll see the wisdom behind the idea.

:(

[longshot]

You guys are like....

the retarded Superfriends. :yes:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by longshot
You guys are like....

the retarded Superfriends. :yes:

we're over 100 years old together. We got more than 550 of QI and we are close to 30 feet tall.

Don't mess with that mega giant.:cool:

[Edaarin]

I'd have said you all were hovering around an aggregate 500 for IQ...with about half of it being Latrin and Bob.

......

[Xcalibur]

You complimented 2/5 of the team while shiting on 3/5 of the team.

So you shited on 1/5 of it, or 20%

Bring more:medieval:

[Soulpieced]

If you were Soulpieced, you wouldn't need a team.

[Scott]

Bob has dirty, greasy hair = Strayrogue is a brit…. Dirty teeth
Edine has horrible spelling and grammar = Xcaliber does too, although English isn’t his main language.

Everyone has a match in the group except for Latrinstorm, he needs the boot.

[Edited on 4-29-2004 by Gemstone101]

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
If you were Soulpieced, you wouldn't need a team.


Solo is borring, learned that at 14 :smug:

[longshot]

Maybe Latrin is scared of squirrels or something?

Latrin needs a weakness.

[Edaarin]

I think this team would totally kill that team. Even if the Guest was like a 7 year old, we could always match him up against Edine or something.

EDIT: There, X, it's been brought.

[Edited on 4-29-2004 by Edaarin]

[Latrinsorm]

:lol2: :stupid:

There's only one T in Latrinsorm. :whistle:

And I'm not afraid of squirrels. That's what Mr. Louisville is for.

-Kid Corporal

[Anebriated]

Latrinsorm has a weakness alright. Its actually pretty bad...

[Weedmage Princess]

Latrinsorm's weakness is for liking God awful baseball teams like THE METS.

Anyway, I've been motivated to start my own team!!! We'll have no purpose or anything other than to harrass X ;p

Who wants to join?!

[Xcalibur]

:socool:

Our team is better, we have purposes, we have rules, we have ranks, we have same goals.

Man, we totaly rock.

A bit more and we'll start a band or something like that:flamewar:

Who wants to join us? Winners, that's for sure.:smug:

[Edited on 29-4-04 by Xcalibur]

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Edaarin
This is quite possibly the stupidest thread I've ever read that wasn't created by Stanley Burrell.

You said it...

:weirdthread:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Anyway, I've been motivated to start my own team!!! We'll have no purpose or anything other than to harrass X ;p

Who wants to join?!

X, say goodbye to your precious combined age record.

[Weedmage Princess]

LOL I hate you, Wezas!

[Bobmuhthol]

HAHAHA PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[Wezas]

On Topic:

Geese = Flock
Elephants = Herd
Losers = ?????

[edited to add: No, I don't believe the answer is "circle jerk". Thanks for the u2u though]

[Edited on 4-29-2004 by Wezas]

[Edaarin]

The Nets?

[Skirmisher]

Oh....you didnt go mock my boys now.:rant:

[Latrinsorm]

Take shots at the Team all you want...

...but you start dissing U2 and the Mets, there's going to be a rumble. Don't think I won't bust out the zip gun. :searches for zip gun smiley:

[Miss X]

LOL!!! I wanna join Weedies team! ;)

[Weedmage Princess]

YAY Miss X!!

And Latrin, METS SUCK!! BRING IT!!! :grr:

[Skirmisher]

The Mets....they're in the metro league yes?

Oh and i wanna apply for Weedies team if i dont push the age total over the edge or something.:roll:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Wow, you really think you could total 550 IQ with 5 of you? Clearly, you need Klaive to do so.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
The Mets....they're in the metro league yes?No, they're in the league where we don't randomly cripple the other team's players. :saint:
Originally posted by SHM
Clearly, you need Klaive to do so.Salary cap. :( We're gonna restructure some contracts though, we got our fingers crossed. :D

[StrayRogue]

What the hell are you talking about X?

[Skirmisher]

Hey Strayrogue! Long time no debate. I've been reduced to arguing with Edine.:(

No one really knows what X ever says, we just muddle through as best we can hoping for the discovery of some rosetta stone type artifact that will allow us to actually communicate.

Come around more often now, I argue with you, but at least debating with you can lead to an exchange of ideas at times....unlike some who shall remain nameless.:thumbsup:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
What the hell are you talking about X?

If you want to, still, be part of the winning team, you'll be welcome.

Your title is still not decided, as bob's.

We'll discuss it later, I'm about to go to work and I must finish my Flaubert's dissertation.

[Weedmage Princess]

:popcorn:

Skirm and Miss X, I know there are more just dying to join ;)

[DeV]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
:popcorn:

Skirm and Miss X, I know there are more just dying to join ;) I'd like to know the perks before I apply. :D

[SpunGirl]

I'm totally in line with the goals of Weedie's team, I wanna join!

And wtf is this, PC Survivor or something? Alliances? X, you are one weird duck. You just keep getting weirder with every thread you post and every weird IM you send me.

-K

[Trinitis]

::follows Spun over to Weedies Side:: Rock :D

[Skirmisher]

Yeah its gonna be like the Sharks and Jets!:medieval:

Just sign on the dotted line DEV, I'm sure an arrangement can be reached. :smilegrin:

[Weedmage Princess]

I have yet to decide on the perks. I guess I got to think of titles for everyone too.

And DarkelfVold! I'm open to suggestions for perks but the biggest and greatest perk is..you're a member of MY CLUB!!! How cool is that?!?! :up:

[Latrinsorm]

X, our team is getting destroyed. :(

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
X, our team is getting destroyed. :(

How so? I see it healthy and fine. You, Edine and I are the backbone of it, we're the spinal cord, the skeleton, the, you get the picture.

Bob and Strayrogue are new recruts, we'll be well, don't be afraid, Kid Corporal:cool:

P.S. Imitation is a form of envy :cool:

Vomit girl: I am what you call, a cool guy

[Edited on 30-4-04 by Xcalibur]

[Mint]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'm totally in line with the goals of Weedie's team, I wanna join!

Me too Weedmage. Now what exactly are teams good for anyway? Do we post as a group from now on? Anyone that posts a dissenting opinion on anything is out? Set up some rules!

[Xcalibur]

Go makes your own rules with your pathetic group, women :smug:

Winning team has set rules that are secrets:wow:

héhéh

[DeV]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Yeah its gonna be like the Sharks and Jets!:medieval:

Just sign on the dotted line DEV, I'm sure an arrangement can be reached. :smilegrin: Ohh la la...lets make some arrangements. Your place or mine. :saint:

j/k

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
How so?In comparison to the Girls (and Adredrin, that lucky stiff) Team.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
And DarkelfVold! I'm open to suggestions for perks but the biggest and greatest perk is..you're a member of MY CLUB!!! How cool is that?!?! :up: Sign me up! :yes:

[Artha]

I want to join Weedy's team!

:cheers:

[Mint]

I must say I am viewing Latrin in a whole new, not so complimentary light now. Squirrel killer.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Xcalibur
How so?In comparison to the Girls (and Adredrin, that lucky stiff) Team.

Name me one good organisation made by female that lasted a long time

Just one.

There's none, because women are very bad organisators because of their emotions that are too easy to go out.

We rock:)

[Mint]

Originally posted by Artha
I want to join Weedy's team!

:cheers:

That would mean posting no more spider pics though.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
I must say I am viewing Latrin in a whole new, not so complimentary light now. Squirrel killer. Uhhh squirrel maimer, thx. Nothing that jumps like 9 times its height is natural. You'll thank me when I break the Global Squirrel Conspiracy. :D

[Artha]

That would mean posting no more spider pics though.

Maybe I'll just have to form my own team...


Team spider! UNITE!@!!

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Vomit girl: I am what you call, a cool guy



Actually, you are what I call a pain in the ass. Call yourself whatever the fuck you want X, but don't presume to tell me what I call you.


Originally posted by Xcalibur

Name me one good organisation made by female that lasted a long time

Just one.


Hm, I don't know, maybe the RED CROSS. Your stupidity here is shocking.

-K

[Edited on 4-30-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Artha

That would mean posting no more spider pics though.

Maybe I'll just have to form my own team...


Team spider! UNITE!@!!

Poor Artha, all alone playing with his spiders.

Also.... Latrin, we could probably offer you some pretty good "perks" if you leave your losing team and join our winning one! ;)

[Edited on 30-4-04 by Miss X]

[SpunGirl]

I bet he'd enjoy our initiation more than X's.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Xcalibur

Vomit girl: I am what you call, a cool guy



Actually, you are what I call a pain in the ass. Call yourself whatever the fuck you want X, but don't presume to tell me what I call you.


Originally posted by Xcalibur

Name me one good organisation made by female that lasted a long time

Just one.


Hm, I don't know, maybe the RED CROSS. Your stupidity here is shocking.

-K

[Edited on 4-30-2004 by SpunGirl]

I can presume all I want, stop presuming that I cannot presuming, ok?

Red cross? HAHAH. Founded by a female ISN'T organised and constituing mostly of female people in it.

The feminism, started mostly in France, was supported, you guessed it, by MOSTLY, MEN.

Women aren't good organisators and leaders, it,s a known fact, stop your damn cliché useless pms overreationing pointless defends.

Any members that quit the WINNING team will be officialy known as the worst treator EVER.

If you're willing to quit just because of sex stuff, hey, sex these days is easy, even Klaive get some cool babes:smilegrin:

[Edited on 30-4-04 by Xcalibur]

[Weedmage Princess]

Yeah Latrin, you should come to our team.

Hmm. We need a team name. Taking suggestions there.

Our goal is to simply torment X. More goals may arise in the future, but right now this is our main focus. Oh and we all need some cheesy motto to put in our sig! I'll get to work on that.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Xcalibur

I can presume all I want, stop presuming that I cannot presuming, ok?

Red cross? HAHAH. Founded by a female ISN'T organised and constituing mostly of female people in it.

The feminism, started mostly in France, was supported, you guessed it, by MOSTLY, MEN.

Women aren't good organisators and leaders, it,s a known fact, stop your damn cliché useless pms overreationing pointless defends.

Any members that quit the WINNING team will be officialy known as the worst treator EVER.

If you're willing to quit just because of sex stuff, hey, sex these days is easy, even Klaive get some cool babes:smilegrin:

You're just gunning for that "World's Biggest Idiot" title aren't you.

[Weedmage Princess]

Treator?

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah

Originally posted by Xcalibur

I can presume all I want, stop presuming that I cannot presuming, ok?

Red cross? HAHAH. Founded by a female ISN'T organised and constituing mostly of female people in it.

The feminism, started mostly in France, was supported, you guessed it, by MOSTLY, MEN.

Women aren't good organisators and leaders, it,s a known fact, stop your damn cliché useless pms overreationing pointless defends.

Any members that quit the WINNING team will be officialy known as the worst treator EVER.

If you're willing to quit just because of sex stuff, hey, sex these days is easy, even Klaive get some cool babes:smilegrin:

You're just gunning for that "World's Biggest Idiot" title aren't you.

Sorry, don't wanna steal your title, man.

Winning team shall prevail!

[Tsa`ah]

That rapier wit cuts deep. :rolleyes:

[Skirmisher]

Something about the(insert scot accent) cheese eating surrender monkeys( end scot accent) perhaps.:!:

[Edited on 4-30-2004 by Skirmisher]

[Pierat]

Im just waiting for someone to break out with All your Base are belong to the team winning.

"I would like to thank all that have helped me get this far! Mom I love you! " -Edine
Wtf, wheres my props Edine? :)

If I hadnt fought you, and argued with you, you wouldnt have had the oppertunity to sharpen and hone your skills to what they are today!

[Edited on 4-30-2004 by Pierat]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Pierat


If I hadnt fought you, and argued with you, you wouldnt have had the oppertunity to sharpen and hone your skills to what they are today!

[Edited on 4-30-2004 by Pierat] So, your saying you're the one to blame. :lol:

[Pierat]

Yah, you can blame me for Edine I suppose....heh.... How could I known what a monster I was creating though!

[Wezas]

Put me in for Team Spider for the following reasons:

a) I don't want to be on a canadian team
b) I don't want AARP spam
c) Hell if I'm joining Omens
d) Mmmm, watching them eat spiders on Survivor made me hungry.

[longshot]

Seriously...

The Edaarin, Longshot, Gemstone 101 team with a rotating fourth or Chadj could take you out no problem.

Way to let Edine get stomped on too.

You guys are real tight!

Xcalibur, I didn't know they had internet access in Canadian prison. You're connection is really fast...

[Xcalibur]

Hmm?

PRison? eh?

Winning team all the way, till the end!

[Weedmage Princess]

I hope you're not challenging my team, Longshot!!! <cries>

And Wezas, no one was going to ask you to join our team, nerd :bleh:

[Edaarin]

Originally posted by longshot
Seriously...

The Edaarin

I completely misread this for a few minutes. Way to give me a f'in heart attack.

How come i'm not on a team?

[Artha]

You can be on Team Spider!

How about no.

I'd seriously shoot one of those fucking things like 13 times if i ever saw one.

[Miss X]

Weedie, we need to add a second goal to our list.... I vote we destroy Artha completly for his spider posting antics. Skirmy could take him on singlehandedly!!

[Artha]

Pfft, I'd pwn you all 15 times before you hit the ground from the first pwning.

[SpunGirl]

Let's just focus on taking out X for now.

X, you are NOT what I call a cool guy. You are what I call a worthless piece of filth who expresses himself poorly at best, and speaks in gibberish half the time. You would be better served to sit and talk to yourself in front of a mirror for a few hours every day, because at least then no one would challenge your fragile little mind.

You asked for an organiaztion, a GOOD one, that was started by a woman. The Red Cross fits both of these qualifications. So go fuck yourself.

-K

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by RangerD1
How come i'm not on a team? Ringer. :yes:

[Weedmage Princess]

Ranger you can be on our team if you want but if you call me the C word I'll friggin rip your throat out! :mad:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
think of titles for everyone too.

I totally misread that and submitted an application.

[Weedmage Princess]

ROFL Tsa'ah

Tsa'ah you totally need to join my team. Since you're Jewish and rule the world and all, you're a huge part of what we're all about!!!

[Skirmisher]

Aw come on Tsa`ah....you wanna belong. You know you do!

And Artha's spiders get the shoe unless its one of those freak camel spiders in which case is gets the shovel.:bleh:

[HarmNone]

Don't forget about me, Weedie! Don't forget about meeeee!:spaz:

HarmNone will handle the freaking camel spiders...and Artha!

[Skirmisher]

Woohoo! HarmNone is on board!

Aw thats all she wrote.

Game over fellas.:yes::bouncing::bouncing:

[Weedmage Princess]

Of course, Harm None!!!


In celebration of Harm None joining my team, I hereby name our Official Drink...Baileys!!

<raises a glass of Baileys to HN>

[HarmNone]

:Lifts her glass of Bailey's to Weedie and the other team members:

Them guys ain't got a chance!:P

HarmNone, givin' her all to the team

[Artha]

http://www.spiritfm.com/VBS%20Pictures/vbs.ht5.jpg

[HarmNone]

Too late now, Artha! We are on to your little ruses! Watch out for trees, little fellah. :whistle:

HarmNone, talking to the trees

[Artha]

CHARGE!!!@!111

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/raafnews/editions/4509/images/camel%20spider%2001-2.jpg

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Let's just focus on taking out X for now.

X, you are NOT what I call a cool guy. You are what I call a worthless piece of filth who expresses himself poorly at best, and speaks in gibberish half the time. You would be better served to sit and talk to yourself in front of a mirror for a few hours every day, because at least then no one would challenge your fragile little mind.

You asked for an organiaztion, a GOOD one, that was started by a woman. The Red Cross fits both of these qualifications. So go fuck yourself.

-K

Booh, I trully said made by women, not organised, run by women. So you're right.

I am expressing myself poorly, yes, and that expression gives me close to 12 bucks an hour ALONG with my studies. You guessed it, I speak in english and I'm payed for it.

AHAHHA YOU SUX, vomit girl!:D

I am a so cool guy:smug:

[Snapp]

No more creepy spider pics!! Just U2U them to the team members if you want to attack! :(

[Xcalibur]

KidCorporal: I'm pretty sure you should be Team Captain

Then It's decided:whistle::whistle::bouncing:

[Weedmage Princess]

Snapp join my team and do something about the Spider pics once and for all!

[Snapp]

Okay I'll join. Only because there are so many old people on the team, I'll probably outlive them all and be leader.

[DeV]

I think Im the only one on my team that likes spiders... sorry I gotta do this to you Artha..

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/240424/BTMYB-Rhonda I love you copy.jpg

It's all :heart:

[Mint]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I think Im the only one on my team that likes spiders...

We have a traitor in our midst.

[Xcalibur]

2 days old, already got inside problems
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:baa:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Mint

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
I think Im the only one on my team that likes spiders...

We have a traitor in our midst. Im no traitor, Im a protector! :medieval:

[Xcalibur]

Since Bob discovered a part of how cool a guy's life is... he is to be known, upon voting, as the Major Masturbator.

[Scott]

How can Bob, the king of spelling and grammar, be on the same team with the Edine and Xcaliber? Eye charts sometimes make better sentence structure then them.

Bob has sold out.

[Xcalibur]

Never been with a female? Never known the saying that goes: Completing yourself with her/him?

Bob gives us that, we give him strength, charm, experiences, prestige, imagination, hope, et cetera et cetera.

[Snapp]

X, please go fall into a well or something.

[Xcalibur]

No. I'm more into females, sorry.

:socool:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Snapp
X, please go fall into a well or something.

Preferably one no longer used for drinking.

But if its one in use or nothing then dive on in.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
No. I'm more into females, sorry.

:socool:

THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHAH!.... :rolleyes:

[Xcalibur]

Yeah yeah, now go start your taking-over-forums-team or the jealousy-team and leave the winning team alone, THANKS!

I have good information that weed's team is already having problem with one of his member.:lol:

[Scott]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Yeah yeah, now go start your taking-over-forums-team or the jealousy-team and leave the winning team alone, THANKS!

I have good information that weed's team is already having problem with one of his member.:lol:

I already have a team. Sadly though, we need Klaive on our team to match up with you. Someone who has nothing better to do then to sit on some boards and stalk internet women.....

[Chadj]

X, go shoot yourself, kthx.

[SpunGirl]

DarkElf is an asset to Team Weedie because instead of disliking spiders like the rest of us, we have someone who can fearlessly quash them!

Hooray, Artha's attacks are now powerless!

-K

[Mint]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
DarkElf is an asset to Team Weedie because instead of disliking spiders like the rest of us, we have someone who can fearlessly quash them!

Hooray, Artha's attacks are now powerless!

Excellent point. DEV is our official spider squasher. She that kills spiders makes us stronger.

[Latrinsorm]

Time to dust off that white flag, eh Artha?

Team Spider = le fin.
Team Omens = ....

AND THEN THERE WERE 2!!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Time to dust off that white flag, eh Artha?

Team Spider = le fin.
Team Omens = ....

AND THEN THERE WERE 2!!

Puhleeze...you have like four members on your team against most of the PC. Lay down your weapons and raise your hands...

[longshot]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
How can Bob, the king of spelling and grammar, be on the same team with the Edine and Xcaliber? Eye charts sometimes make better sentence structure then them.



My team so wins.

The TEAM OF Edaarin, longshot, and Gemstone 101 is second to none.

[ThisOtherKingdom]

What the fuck are you people talking about?

[SpunGirl]

You're the last to know.

-K

[Edaarin]

At this point (I think) we're just trading insults.

So far the only team not getting killed is mine...

Omens' team: no comment.
Artha's team: heh, mosquitos are 100x worse than spiders...
Xcalibur's team: Do I even have to say anything?
Weedmage's team: has women on it, so obviously they can't win anything including this contest, vote, hold public office, and they're making $0.82 for every $1.00 that we make.

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Edaarin]

[Mint]

Originally posted by ThisOtherKingdom
What the fuck are you people talking about?

You can be on our winning team as long as you drag Satira along.

[ThisOtherKingdom]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
You're the last to know.

-K

Somehow I'm glad.

[SpunGirl]

I'm glad for you! Have a swell night!

-K

[Edaarin]

On a side note, I have a new signature courtesy of one of my hallmates from last year.

:whistle:

[Chadj]

Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by Gemstone101
How can Bob, the king of spelling and grammar, be on the same team with the Edine and Xcaliber? Eye charts sometimes make better sentence structure then them.



My team so wins.

The TEAM OF Edaarin, longshot, and Gemstone 101 is second to none.

Gotta have 4... i want in on that :D

[Scott]

Originally posted by Chadj

Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by Gemstone101
How can Bob, the king of spelling and grammar, be on the same team with the Edine and Xcaliber? Eye charts sometimes make better sentence structure then them.



My team so wins.

The TEAM OF Edaarin, longshot, and Gemstone 101 is second to none.

Gotta have 4... i want in on that :D

We don't need dead weight. We have enough between us to take on anyone.

[Xcalibur]

It's not "Xcalibur's team".

Sorry.

It's the "winning team"

Major masturbator, kid corporal, vice-roy and team captain are united and will prevail!

Back to sleep, damn alergies...

[Chadj]

X, *bleep*, kthx.

*Just quit it!~HarmNone*

[Edited on 5-1-2004 by HarmNone]

[longshot]

Originally posted by Chadj

Gotta have 4... i want in on that :D


We really don't need a fourth.

And if one was lucky enough to be selected, then they would need to be a fairly strong competitor.

Someone who would suffer immediate defeat from having their kleenex box removed from near the keyboard need not apply.

Yes, I'm talking about you.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by Chadj

Gotta have 4... i want in on that :D


We really don't need a fourth.

And if one was lucky enough to be selected, then they would need to be a fairly strong competitor.

Someone who would suffer immediate defeat from having their kleenex box removed from near the keyboard need not apply.

Yes, I'm talking about you.

/dies.


This thread is COMPLETELY ridiculous, but that was just hilarious.

I'm sad because i haven't been picked for a team. Even if i have to console Edaarin everytime he has sex with a bag lady. In either case, I'm starting my own team THAT PWNS YOU ALL.



[Edited on 5-1-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[Xcalibur]

Bunch of jealous, our team is the first and the most cool.

:thumbsdown:

[Artha]

Le fin, huh? LE FIN!? I'LL SHOW YOU LE FIN!!!1

http://markmlucas.com/images/invertabrates/goliath%205.jpg

You know what these guys eat? BIRDS.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Bunch of jealous, our team is the first and the most cool.

:thumbsdown: Jealous is not the word that comes to mind when I think of your team. :thumbsdown: <-- a bit more accurate.

[Xcalibur]

Envy envy envy..

So envious, they're creating their own one and experience, already, problems.

:yawn:

Your team sux, ours is cool! :medieval:

[Weedmage Princess]

Actually, I don't mind spiders. They might be ugly but I can kill them, so that's all that matters.

Edaarin, once I perfect the fine voodoo art of penii explody and make you my first victim, you'll shut up once and for all <evil cackle>

STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR MY TEAM.

[Tisket]

I find it interesting that Xcalibur completely ignored the fact that one of his team members is getting bashed in this very thread. Some team leader. Edine, you really should consider creating your own team. Misspellers unite! Your motto could be "Spell checking is for nerds!"

Come to think of it though, Xcalibur would fit in that team nicely. I am not surprised he posts on an english speaking board. He would be unable to blame his idiocy on the language barrier if he posted on a french speaking board.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Tisket
I find it interesting that Xcalibur completely ignored the fact that one of his team members is getting bashed in this very thread. Some team leader. Edine, you really should consider creating your own team. Misspellers unite! Your motto could be "Spell checking is for nerds!"

Come to think of it though, Xcalibur would fit in that team nicely. I am not surprised he posts on an english speaking board. He would be unable to blame his idiocy on the language barrier if he posted on a french speaking board.

I still don't see the link between idiocy and inexperience of a language. How many languages Einstein spoke? If less than 3, eventually, he'll be more imbecile than me, if I follow this logic.

Edine is the Vice-Roy, he has the power and the judgement to defend himself and ask us when to come to the rescue.

I trust our Vice-Roy. Our Major Masturbator is disapointing, though.:rolleyes:

[Edited on 1-5-04 by Xcalibur]

[Artha]

They might be ugly but I can kill them, so that's all that matters.

Pfft, Mr. Goliath Tarantula would eat your damn shoe, then burp and ask for a beer.

[Skirmisher]

That would be about the time my shovel was coming down hard on him leaving a nasty splotch needing to be mopped..

Splat.

Now if you manage to rustle up the spider that tried to eat Mr Frodo we can talk. Till then, the shovel of doom will do just fine.

Next.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Tisket
He would be unable to blame his idiocy on the language barrier if he posted on a french speaking board.

:heart: Tisket.

So very true.

-K

[Artha]

Mr. Shovel, meat Ms. Shelob.

http://www.aia.tartu.ee/~gedi/tolkien/shelob.jpg

[The Korean]

aaaaahhhh!!! why did i look? get the spider away!

[Artha]

SUBMIT TO TEAM SPIDER AND BE SPARED.

[Miss X]

Eeek. Weedie heeeeeeeeeelp!!!!

[Weedmage Princess]

Bring on your biggest, baddest spider, Artha. I'm waiting.

http://www.bohica.net/rtcw/image/flame.jpg

[HarmNone]

RAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDD, you mofo! Put all eight in the air! Nice spidey. Now, go to hell like a good little nasty. Atta boy. :)

HarmNone, dusting off her hands

[The Korean]

*stands behinds Weedmage as she toasts the spider* I wanna join your team! spiders are evil!

[Artha]

TEAM SPIDER 4 LIFE.

[Wezas]

http://www.sptimes.com/News/103101/photos/tb-spider.jpg

w00t for team spider.

[Mint]

It's because I called you old in the laundry thread, isn't it Wezas? Or that I implied you were a dirty old man in the same post? I take it back okay? Stop with the spiders already. I don't want to have to start calling you Artha Jr. either.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Mint
Stop with the spiders already. I don't want to have to start calling you Artha Jr. either.

C'mon, you have to admit that's a cool looking spider.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Mint
Stop with the spiders already. I don't want to have to start calling you Artha Jr. either.

C'mon, you have to admit that's a cool looking spider.

I admit nothing. And weird is a better description. What the hell is it and where does it live and what does it eat and what is that tumerous growth on it's back for? Know thy enemy is my motto.

[Chadj]

X, please shoot yourself repeatedly in a non-fatal area so that it is ever so painful but does not kill you. Kthx.

*runs and hides from Harmnone's sharp-toothed minions...:help:*

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Mint
What the hell is it and where does it live and what does it eat and what is that tumerous growth on it's back for? Know thy enemy is my motto.

Spiny orb weaver, also known as the "crab spider". They're found mainly in the southern united states (Florida & Texas) and in Northern Argentina. They eat mainly beetles, flies, and moths that get caught in their web. They mainly stay close to citrus trees (which I assume is why they like Florida).

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Chadj
X, please shoot yourself repeatedly in a non-fatal area so that it is ever so painful but does not kill you. Kthx.

*runs and hides from Harmnone's sharp-toothed minions...:help:*

We heard you the 10 first time, Bob JR.

Or Zwick Zwicking man, whatever.

Winning team is cool, although we may kick a member out eventually:no:

[Weedmage Princess]

Who are you kicking out?!

IF IT'S LATRINSORM, WE'LL TAKE HIM!!!

[Skirmisher]

Yeah, he knows where its at.

Draft the boy.:medieval:

[Artha]

Latrinsorm will belong to Team Spider!!

YOU WILL ALL BELONG TO TEAM SPIDER!!

(all your base are already belong to team spider!!!!)

[Latrinsorm]

Gee. :heart: Weedmage's Team.

Team Spider knows where they can stick it. :D

[Artha]

:cry:

[DeV]

Artha, :P You know where its at once you get over your spider fixation!

[Artha]

PS: http://agri.state.nv.us/entomology/images/catfaced.jpg

[DeV]

I love it Artha! But my team-mates don't. Looks like a spider and a bee got together and did the horizontal polka.

[Artha]

I think they eat people. :thumbsup:

[Latrinsorm]

Honestly, spiders don't bother me that much. It's the bugs that don't look like bugs that really give me the willies. Like the walking stick bug, or whatever it is that looks like a harmless stick then it's all "HAW HAW HAW I AM LE BUG". I hate those.

[Xcalibur]

Kid Corporal, Vice-Roy, and Team Captain and among the core of the winning team,

No of em shall leave, never ever.

I was talking about someone else that is disapointing our team, greatly.

[Xcalibur]

Let it be known that Strayrogue is now known as the Private Rogue

And Bobmuhthol is still among us:thumbsup:

[Miss X]

Well considering he didnt even know he was part of the team, I doubt its really made much difference.

Also, Latrinsorm will join teem weedie eventually, its just a matter of time. ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

You guys don't have awesome pictures, though.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Bobmuhthol/6.jpg

[Artha]

Also, Latrinsorm will join teem weedie eventually, its just a matter of time.

I'm afraid not. You will all be assimilated into Team Spider soon. Resistance is futile.

[The Korean]

I'll die first.

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh according to Bobmuhthol's pic, most of Team Xcalibur (hereafter known as team of the Losers) are all suffering life threatening injuries. Let's see..X got shot in the head by Bob, British..who I'll assume is Stray? Got shot in the head by X with an arrow, and Hippie...who I'm gonna guess is Latrinsorm...got stabbed in the chest by British (Stray??) And Edine is holding a grenade. That doesn't look like a team on the verge of being victorious.

As far as Team Spider goes...I got something for them.. <loads up the crop dusters>

[SpunGirl]

I have one question. WTF is "zwick, zwick?" Is that some kind of weird Frenchy masturbation sound?

And we heard YOU the first 100 times, X.

Artha, your spider postings have served a strange purpose here.... the more you post, the less scary they become. So actually, you are de-sensitizing me to the scariness of spiders. I am no longer afraid. I am... Spider Smoosher Girl.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

Actually Latrinsorm threw a bomb at Edine who proceeded to ASPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
and Hippie...who I'm gonna guess is Latrinsorm...got stabbed in the chestMy redux pwns. It's barely a minor.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

So actually, you are de-sensitizing me to the scariness of spiders.



Me too.. I left my balcony door open and one crawled in like an hour ago. I totally smushed it by myself, and didn't even scream like a little bitch once! TAKE THAT TEAM SPIDER.

[Artha]

See? Team Spider is making you stronger! PRAISE TEAM SPIDER.

[The Korean]

*stomps out Team Spider*

[Artha]

:cry:

[SpunGirl]

Team Spider is now powerless.

X was fucked in the head from day one.

TEAM WEEDIE RULES.

/cue "we are the champions"

-K

[Artha]

PS: http://www.reptilegardens.com/reptile/herpphotos/centipede.jpg

[SpunGirl]

OK, I'll admit that make me shudder. Goddammit. You're not even being true to the NAME of your team, Artha. It's not team Nasty Centipede Thingy.

-K

[Artha]

MUAHAHAHAHA

[Bobmuhthol]

Millipedes are so much cooler.

http://www.easyinsects.co.uk/millipedes/images/yellow-head-millipede.jpg

Edited to DOUBLE IMAGE SIZE!!!!!!!!11111

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Artha]

They don't have giant spikes.

http://www.wfu.edu/users/davith1/asia-pacific/centipede.gif


edited so mine is still bigger!!1

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Artha]

[The Korean]

*orders a jumbo sized RAID can*

[SpunGirl]

DisGUSTING.

I once saw something called a fire millipede for sale in a PET STORE. Like, as a pet. You buy something like that, you're just asking the Gods of Fate to set it loose in your house, on your face, while you're asleep.

Fucking wackjobs.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

This scorpion's got a spike or two...

http://www.inthebite.com/photo_gallery/mexico2000/Yes!-That-is-a-Scorpion.jpg

[Snapp]

Okay, I'm not feeling so bold towards bugs anymore. :scared:

[Artha]

Still...you have to have BALLS OF STEEL to put a spider in your mouth.

http://www.4square.ca/Gerry%20w%20spider%202.JPG

[The Korean]

or drunk off your ass....

[SpunGirl]

Bob, I hope you get kicked off team X for joining in with Artha's antics. Not only would it be vindication, but it'd be better for you in the long run.

-K

[Skirmisher]

I got your Creepy Crawlies.

Bring it.

[Anebriated]

im not scared skirmisher... actually... we wont go there, but i did find this instead...

[Weedmage Princess]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...the new mascot of Team Weedie....LIZARDS!!!

http://www.naturesimage.co.uk/pics/boomslang-eating-chameleon.jpg

[Weedmage Princess]

Another lizard eating some bug, totally pwning Artha's sucky team..muahaha

http://www.seapics.com/picture_gallery/reptile/Thumbnails/004304.jpg

[Skirmisher]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Doomsday has arrived Team Spider.

[Weedmage Princess]

And, after we got all the lizards out and left Team Spider to think they had a moment to regroup...

http://msa.ars.usda.gov/ms/oxford/nsl/wqe_unit/topashaw/images/crop_duster1.JPG

And then Team Spider was no more! <cheer>

[Artha]

Ha, let's see it eat one of these:

http://giantspiders.com/maculata.jpg

[Anebriated]

WMP, your first picture is a snake, not a lizard. from the looks of it it ate a lizard though.

[Weedmage Princess]

Yeah it did look like a snake Elrodin, but it was a lizard. Some chameleon variation.

[Artha]

Dear Team weedie,

Please click me (http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,6119,2-7-1442_1482344,00.html).

[Weedmage Princess]

OH YEAH ARTHA!?!

<Scarface voice> Say hello to my lil' friend...

http://www.cssamares.qc.ca/eco_104/protic2003/ecologie_robert/section_eleves/1/komodo.jpg

[Artha]

TOO BAD IT DOESN'T EAT SPIDERS.

Edit:

Who was it's father?

http://www.jediman.free-online.co.uk/childrenstv/Puff%20the%20Magic%20Dragon/Puff%20the%20Magic%20Dragon%20Titles.jpg



[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Artha]

[Weedmage Princess]

<grumbles and stomps off> Damn

[SpunGirl]

But if it eats YOU instead, you can't post anything anymore, which is almost the same.
:P

-K

[Artha]

Bring. It. On.

http://www.town.portmcneill.bc.ca/images/chainsaw.jpg

[Weedmage Princess]

The END of TEAM SPIDER!!!1

http://www.lightviews.com/images/exterminator.JPG

[Artha]

Just replace the background image...I'm lazy.

[Weedmage Princess]

http://www.3ammagazine.com/magazine/issue_4/images/nuclear_bomb_effects.jpg

[Weedmage Princess]

ROFL. Too late. YOU'RE DEAD

:heart:

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Artha]

http://www.funkyzilla.com/acatalog/mothra-2-hr.jpg

That's mothra as a baby.

[SpunGirl]

All spiders scuttle this way plz, I'll be waiting.

http://www.steamroller.com/

-K

[Weedmage Princess]

Lizard wins anyway!!!!

http://www.mechagodzilla.de/cover/laserdisc/godzilla-against-mothra-web-beide.jpg

[Artha]

TAKE TO THE AIR MY POORLY DRAWN BROTHERS!!1

http://www.tattooedsteve.com/images/spider%20ships%20flying.jpg

[Anebriated]

you know what the one thing that can survive nuclear blasts unharmed is? Cockroaches...

[Weedmage Princess]

Eww...Elrodin presents a new challenge...TEAM ROACHES!! <shrieks>

[SpunGirl]

Cockroaches and twinkies are the only things that will survive nuclear wars.

So it's good the roaches would have something to eat.

-K

[Anebriated]

mmmmm....twinkies....

/homer simpson

[Artha]

Dear Team Roaches,

Please ally. You can have America vhen we win ze war.

With love,
Team Spider

[SpunGirl]

My steamroller squishes all the bugs in the yard
And I'm like,
It's better than yours
Damn right,
It's better than yours
I could teach you to drive it,
BUT YOU'RE SQUISHED INTO A GOOEY MASS SO YOU CAN'T.

-K

[Artha]

Steamroller speed: 25 mph.

Spider speed: Faster than it takes the steamroller to find and crush.

[The Korean]

if there's a spider that can move faster than 25 mph, keep it away from me....

[Stunseed]

Three words.

Eight Legged Freaks. :spin:

[SpunGirl]

One word for each.

Eight Legged Freaks: Fiction.

Steamroller: Real.

-K

[Hulkein]

Who actually saw eight-legged freaks? LOL

[Stunseed]

I never saw it, but I thought I'd throw out the idea of giant spiders to help out Artha.

[SpunGirl]

Boo, Stunseed. You are awarded no points, and may spiders have mercy on your face.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Winning team is still many many months old.

We rock so much:cool2:

We have a new recruit: Winning Team Trainee Elrodin:yes:



[Edited on 3-5-04 by Xcalibur]

[Anebriated]

They cant even get my name right... :sigh:

[Weedmage Princess]

Looks like Edine's jumped ship of the supposed "winning team" and has decided he'd rather die a more noble death under Spun's Steamroller with Artha and Team Spider.

Worry not, my Weedsters.
<rips a Hemmy or however the hell you spell it out of a Dodge and installs it in Spun's steamroller> Let's seem them spiders beat THIS! <maniacal cackle>

[Scott]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Looks like Edine's jumped ship of the supposed "winning team" and has decided he'd rather die a more noble death under Spun's Steamroller with Artha and Team Spider.

Worry not, my Weedsters.
<rips a Hemmy or however the hell you spell it out of a Dodge and installs it in Spun's steamroller> Let's seem them spiders beat THIS! <maniacal cackle>

-1,000,000 points for spelling HEMI wrong.

[Xcalibur]

We trust our Vice-Roy.

He shall guides the trainees into the right way.

We don't use tools of fear to get recruits; we are a team that rocks because the members rock.:beer: