Humility - What are you bad at?

[Back]

Humility is worth -1000 points.

I am terrible at repeating jokes.

[Fallen]

Hmm. Math. Simple equations blow my mind. As in, anything beyond addition and subtraction.

[Asha]

Honesty.

[Back]

Honesty.

So I guess when you said I was a nice person you were blowing smoke up my ass. Thanks mate.

[Asha]

:lol:

[Kuyuk]

staying focused for long term projects

[Delias]

I can't avoid an argument, even if I have no business being in it. I object to things people say out of deeply ingrained habit, and force them to prove their point in debate before I can accept it. It would be nice to be able just to ignore things.

I am musically retarded- I can't sing a note, nor play one. I once tuned a guitar so badly that when I checked it with a tuner, it didn't even recognize some of the tones as notes.

edit: hah, I actually got neg rep for this post... all it says is "fact". Uh, yeah, I know it's a fact, that's why I said it, shitdipper.

[Warriorbird]

Crime.

[WRoss]

I am so fucking perfect, but it is very hard for me to admit it.

[Delias]

I am so fucking perfect, but it is very hard for me to admit it.

I can see how that would be difficult. Like me, I am such an amazing fuck that my mere presence turns straight men gay and women into some sort of ultra-bionic vaginobeast.

[Asha]

vaginobeast.

Approved.

[Androidpk]

Hmm. Math. Simple equations blow my mind. As in, anything beyond addition and subtraction.

Yeah seriously. I'm sitting in my topics in finite math class this morning wondering why the fuck I have to take this shit.

[LMingrone]

Try taking discrete math with a prof. that only speaks russian. A+ all up in there.

[Drakefang]

I am bad at saying no. I am bad at promoting myself. I struggle to improve myself versus accepting status quo and being content.

[LMingrone]

I'm bad at marriage. I've been with my love for 11 years. Soon as we got married (October 2010), I fucked it up. Go me. She's leaving on Monday for five years of military service. I miss her so bad already. Fuck me.

[Androidpk]

Try taking discrete math with a prof. that only speaks russian. A+ all up in there.

I can barely understand math when the professor speaks english, let alone russian.

[pabstblueribbon]

I'm bad at humility.

[WRoss]

Try taking discrete math with a prof. that only speaks russian. A+ all up in there.

I took Discrete Dynamical Systems with a Liaison Officer from France. Luckily I speak a little french so the accent wasn't that bad for me. Was quite an interesting class. I still use quite a bit of what I learned in it, 8 years later.

[Delias]

I took Discrete Dynamical Systems with a Liaison Officer from France. Luckily I speak a little french so the accent wasn't that bad for me. Was quite an interesting class. I still use quite a bit of what I learned in it, 8 years later.

I'm also bad at not calling you a nerd.

[LMingrone]

My prof used "cat" for "+". I'm pretty sure he gave us all A+s because of how bad at engrish he was.

[B4Hand]

Math. Saying No. Saying goodbye..and letting go. I am not good at all in confrontational situations. I tend to just allow myself to be ran over. I need a backbone sometimes.

[Back]

I'm bad at humility.

Hey everybody look! A retard! HEY RETARD!!! HEY HEY!!!!

[Parkbandit]

Hey everybody look! A retard! HEY RETARD!!! HEY HEY!!!!

We see you.

[Kuyuk]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Parkbandit again.

:(

[Back]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Parkbandit again.

:(

Dislike. :(

[Kuyuk]

Dislike. :(

Sorry, but it was funny.

[Back]

Yeah, I def can be a retard at times. Ok, most of the time!

[Malvadere]

Moderation of any type. I get hooked/addicted to everything.

[Parkbandit]

Passing over a slow meatball pitched over the plate.

[Latrinsorm]

Resisting math puzzles, especially when the answer is winking lasciviously at me. I'M ONLY HUMAN.

[TheEschaton]

I'm bad at most things.

[Back]

Insulting people.

[AnticorRifling]

Letting it go.

[NocturnalRob]

Letting it go.
This is why you got fired from your gig at the glory hole.

[Parkbandit]

Letting it go.

MEATER!!!!!!!

Thankfully, I don't have that problem.

[Back]

I blame myself before I blame others.

[NocturnalRob]

I blame myself before I blame others.
It's all your fault.

[Rucca]

I'm bad at remembering where I parked my car in a parking lot.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm bad at remembering where I parked my car in a parking lot.
Female drivers, amirite?!

[Rucca]

Female drivers, amirite?!

That's AFTER I stopped driving...PARKED in the PARKING lot. Goof. I'm an awesome driver. :D

Oh and I'm bad at remembering names, I can remember faces though.

[NocturnalRob]

That's AFTER I stopped driving...PARKED in the PARKING lot. Goof. I'm an awesome driver. :D
1) You are female. You are a driver. You are bad at something. I get to blame female drivers.
2) You are not an awesome driver. It's genetics. Sorry.

[ViridianAsp]

I can be both arrogant and hot tempered, which makes it sometimes impossible to be polite and obliging. If someone tells me I can't do something I will go out of my way to prove them wrong and all the while I picture rubbing it in their faces with a smug sense of pride.

I think in some ways the angsty punk I once was is still alive in my head somewhere.

[Rucca]

1) You are female. You are a driver. You are bad at something. I get to blame female drivers.
2) You are not an awesome driver. It's genetics. Sorry.

http://i.imgur.com/oLqF9.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/21/e1fcd619-0dee-4c11-a865-87b117a5de46.jpg

[Back]

I can be both arrogant and hot tempered, which makes it sometimes impossible to be polite and obliging. If someone tells me I can't do something I will go out of my way to prove them wrong and all the while I picture rubbing it in their faces with a smug sense of pride.

I think in some ways the angsty punk I once was is still alive in my head somewhere.

Oh, it is very alive.

[DCSL]

Letting go of things. Talking about emotional shit, especially my own. Playing things "just for fun" and not trying to utterly rape my opponents... I succeed at this sometimes but I have to be in a mellow mood already. Otherwise, it's rape time.

[Drew]

I can be both arrogant and hot tempered, which makes it sometimes impossible to be polite and obliging. If someone tells me I can't do something I will go out of my way to prove them wrong and all the while I picture rubbing it in their faces with a smug sense of pride.

I think in some ways the angsty punk I once was is still alive in my head somewhere.

Are you a guy or a girl?

[Bobmuhthol]

Yeah seriously. I'm sitting in my topics in finite math class this morning wondering why the fuck I have to take this shit.

wtf is finite math? Math tends to get more complicated when infinity is allowed.

[WRoss]

wtf is finite math? Math tends to get more complicated when infinity is allowed.

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[StarWidget]

I don't know when to stop talking.

[Delias]

Letting go of things. Talking about emotional shit, especially my own. Playing things "just for fun" and not trying to utterly rape my opponents... I succeed at this sometimes but I have to be in a mellow mood already. Otherwise, it's rape time.

I want to be around next time you're in a raping mood, I think.

[Stanley Burrell]

Anyone over the age of 30 crying and asking me for something. And then my not buying them shit.

[DCSL]

Anyone over the age of 30 crying and asking me for something. And then my not buying them shit.

I'm going to be thirty this May. I might cry. Just sayin'.

[diethx]

We see you.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Parkbandit again.

:( :( :(


Anyone over the age of 30 crying and asking me for something. And then my not buying them shit.

I'm not yet 30. If I cry will you buy me something?

[Snapp]

Posting regularly. :D

[Kaig]

I'm horrible at going to bed when I know i have to get up to do something, which is pretty much every day. I always find some reason to keep doing whatever I'm doing for 'just a few more minutes'

meanwhile...a few HOURS later... UGHH... have to get up in a couple hours...

[Back]

I don't know when to stop talking.

Ok, Captain Obvious. TMI already. Fuck sake.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm going to be thirty this May. I might cry. Just sayin'.


I'm not yet 30. If I cry will you buy me something?

Shoot.

[diethx]

Posting regularly. :D

HELLO YOU LITTLE SLUT!

[Tisket]

Well Backlash has proven to be bad at humor.

Me? I suppose I'm bad at ignoring morons. It's a character flaw.

[Androidpk]

You are what you eat.

[IorakeWarhammer]

listening

[Stanley Burrell]

...I think just in general, I am really, really, really bad with whoever I consider "adult" crying. It triggers a flight response. Which is fear. But spontaneously sends me into how-can-I-help-you mode.

I think it's even worse with dudes, because I doubt the possibility of my being manipulated. The last time a grown man cried at my feet, when I was in someone's yard with a flashlight, it was like a fucking blur. When the owners of the house where the sad man was camping at asked me wtf I was doing with my head on swivel, and responded about how the sad man said something about accidentally letting out animals, the expression on the inquisitive person's face led me to believe I just ended the life of someone.

Sad person would have died from the choke hold of pets' owner if it weren't for really loud screaming women.

Also, the emotion of crying was forbidden in good bits of life and authority figures never expressed it.

In summation, I should probably make a huge mental note and staple it to my frontal cortex.

[Kuyuk]

The last time a grown man cried at my feet, when I was in someone's yard with a fleshlight, it was like a fucking blur. When the owners of the house where the sad man was camping at asked me wtf I was doing with my head on swivel, and responded about how the sad man said something about accidentally letting out animals, the expression on the inquisitive person's face led me to believe I just ended the life of someone.


I think this paragraph is fixed and better now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Comforting others, finding a good balance between attached and detached.

[Parkbandit]

Well Backlash has proven to be bad at humor.

Me? I suppose I'm bad at ignoring morons. It's a character flaw.

http://astronomy.fm/rad/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/winner-is.gif

[Stanley Burrell]

I think this paragraph is fixed and better now.

I imagine, extremely poorly, you going back in time using some kind of DeLorean made out of truffles and giving me a fleshlight right before this happened.

You appear and go, "STANLEY, IT'S YOUR FLESHLIGHT!"

Then, actually, I have crap to do: Full speed ahead.

Sorry/you're welcome for my not continuing.

[Gan]

Taking on too many projects at once.

It would be worse if I did not finish said projects - but I don't have that issue.

[4a6c1]

Hmm. Math. Simple equations blow my mind. As in, anything beyond addition and subtraction.

I'm the opposite. I wish I could talk with numbers.

I'm bad at words, punctuation, grammar, and essay writing. If I don't actively practice these very basic of human reasoning skills they quickly degrade until I am very literally two grunts away from falling off the evolutionary tree. I have to write something substantial at least once every two weeks to maintenance my ability to communicate with other human beings. Otherwise I'm just an ape with a calculator!

[Asha]

Getting drunk, telling some girl a relationship is a good idea and then turning off my phone for 2 weeks.
Actually that's more like being good at being a fucking prick.
Off topic. Pardon me.

[Delias]

I'm the opposite. I wish I could talk with numbers.

I'm bad at words, punctuation, grammar, and essay writing. If I don't actively practice these very basic of human reasoning skills they quickly degrade until I am very literally two grunts away from falling off the evolutionary tree. I have to write something substantial at least once every two weeks to maintenance my ability to communicate with other human beings. Otherwise I'm just an ape with a calculator!

With me baby, two grunts is all you need. Once for yes, twice for yes please.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm bad at words, punctuation, grammar, and essay writing. If I don't actively practice these very basic of human reasoning skills they quickly degrade until I am very literally two grunts away from falling off the evolutionary tree. I have to write something substantial at least once every two weeks to maintenance my ability to communicate with other human beings. Otherwise I'm just an ape with a calculator!
This could use some editing.

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

[FNLN]

Follow through.

[Keller]

Air guitar.

I just play powercords, and even then I tend to mute most strings with lazy fingers.

[NocturnalRob]

I just play powercords
Yeah. These look hard to play well.

http://www.audio-depot.com/images/power%20cable.jpg

[Keller]

Yeah. These look hard to play well.

http://www.audio-depot.com/images/power%20cable.jpg

When you're right, you're right.

[Asha]

Air guitar.

I just play powercords, and even then I tend to mute most strings with lazy fingers.

Don't ever give up though.
Nothing dissolves a girls underwear like a gentleman skilled in early Maiden - Megadeth air guitar.
I won't tell you what happens when you pull off 'One' by 'Metallica' successfully while in the presence of females.
It's something you need to experience yourself.

[IorakeWarhammer]

lol ^

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I like to math debate. Math debate is easily one of the most interesting things I do in my free time that I'm thinking I may do it too often.

[Corli]

I'm really bad at making friends. And lately, I seem to be even worse at keeping them. And I started a sentence with And. Actually, two sentences. That's really bad as well.

[Nieninque]

Emotional warmth.

[Whimsi]

I like to math debate. Math debate is easily one of the most interesting things I do in my free time that I'm thinking I may do it too often.

What is math debate? Do you debate how you reach a solution? Or is it the solution itself? Which is odd to me since I didn't think math problems had more than one answer. Or maybe you mean math curriculum?

So many questions!

[Cephalopod]

What is math debate? Do you debate how you reach a solution? Or is it the solution itself? Which is odd to me since I didn't think math problems had more than one answer. Or maybe you mean math curriculum?

So many questions!

Maybe read what he wrote out loud...

[Whimsi]

Maybe read what he wrote out loud...

hahahaha

/slow

[Kaig]

I'm pretty bad at holding my tounge when a superior at work is just flat out wrong.

[Warriorbird]

I'm pretty bad at holding my tounge when a superior at work is just flat out wrong.

* 1380, John Wyclif, English works (1880 edition by the Early English Text Society)

He schal make his tounge cleue faste to þe roof of his mouþ.

* 1536, Register of Riches, in Edward Ledwich, Antiquitates Sarisburienses; or, the history and antiquities of old and new Sarum (1771)

Having ... two white Leopards and two dragons facing them as going to engage, their tounges are done in curiousest wyse.

* 1562, John Heywood, Woorkes. A dialogue conteynyng prouerbes and epigrammes

Thy tounge runth before thy wit.

[LMingrone]

I'm pretty bad at holding my tounge when a superior at work is just flat out wrong.

Don't take my advice. But, when that happens to me I punch things/people. I'm still trying to divide by Zero.

[Soulpieced]

Accounting. I hate accounting.