What is your greatest fear?

[diethx]

Rational or not.

Mine is being eaten by a great white. :/

[Drisco]

3rd degree burns all over my body and not dying.

Getting Alzheimer or Dementia.

[diethx]

and not dying.

At least that part probably wouldn't last very long, haha.

[pabstblueribbon]

Socks. Wood flooring. Kitchen table. Dire wolves.

[pabstblueribbon]

3rd degree burns all over my body and not dying.

Getting Alzheimer or Dementia.

I think Alzheimers and Dementia would be fun as shit.

Er i mean, when I'm old, I will pretend I have them. Even if I don't. That's a promise, not a threat.

[Drew]

dick cancer.

[Rimalon]

A mouse climbing up my pant leg, getting stuck in my crotch, and biting my dick off.

Serious.

[BriarFox]

Lobotomies. Multiple lobotomies. And electroshock therapy. In a creepy mad scientist's lab on some ironically beautiful island.

[Androidpk]

ALS.

[DCSL]

Helplessness in general but specifically helplessness in the face of disease. I mean... It's not exactly something I can punch in the face. Or the dick.

[pabstblueribbon]

or the neck

[Rucca]

Mine would be something horrible happening to my child. That is top on my list. Then of course being eaten alive by sharks, lions, cannibals, zombies...

[Androidpk]

Mine would be something horrible happening to my child.

Seconded.

[diethx]

That definitely goes without saying. I should have said, other than a loved one dying. Pretend I did!

[Stanley Burrell]

Encountering (within suddenly abruptly close physical proximity) three or four individuals from a special chapter of my life. And their not being able to very hopefully stop or escape me.

[Jorddyn]

That my parents pay my boss to keep me on the payroll.
That whenever someone laughs, it is at me.
That this is all there is.

[pabstblueribbon]

I am saddened. You should gut a fish on your desk tomorrow and kick the shit out of the fax machine pronto.

[Androidpk]

That my parents pay my boss to keep me on the payroll.
That whenever someone laughs, it is at me.
That this is all there is.

lol

[Drew]

Ass rape.

[diethx]

That my parents pay my boss to keep me on the payroll.
That whenever someone laughs, it is at me.
That this is all there is.

You got all serious up in here. :/

Feel better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpnLuid1mv8)

[Latrinsorm]

Being in a crowd of happy people.

[Androidpk]

Being in a crowd of happy people.

Lies. Your greatest fear is that one day you'll wake up and realize you no longer like makeup or shoes. And then you'll throw on a grunge t-shirt and start your own rock band.

[Alfster]

Snakes. Doesn't matter which one, they all fucking suck.

I still cringe when they talk about the "sexual assault with a snake" case that's going on here.

[Androidpk]

Yeah, snakes suck. Unless they're deep fried then they are delicious.

[ravashaak]

Becoming a quadraplegic

[ravashaak]

followed closely by being eaten by a fucking bear

[FNLN]

Needles. Needles scare the shit out of me.

[Tisket]

Falling great distances while conscious.

Also, being beheaded. Mostly after reading about this guy: http://blog.soulwire.co.uk/notes/miscellany/the-guillotined-head-of-languille

[Solkern]

Dying alone, with no friends or family there.

[Gelston]

I can't really say I have a greatest fear. I have my fears, but nothing is really greater than anything else.

[Delias]

That this is all there is.

Coming to terms with the fact that this is all there is, is what actually gives me motivation to do things with my life. In the face of believing in an afterlife, I become lazy.... why would I need to try when I have a continue on hand?

My greatest fears are these:

My kid getting kidnapped.
Failing to raise my son to be a better man than I am or providing a better childhood for him than I had.


...well, really those are it. All my other fears are basically related to putting my life into other peoples hands... like letting my wife drive, or being a passenger in an airplane without having a parachute on hand... control issues, basically, but I'm one of very few people I trust to actually take care of business.

I also have the same instinctual fears that a lot of people have... heights, darkness and the things it hides, etc, but those fears will actually drive me to action, rather than freeze me up.

[Gelston]

Oh. I remember... I'm very fearful of soup cans.

[Delias]

Oh. I remember... I'm very fearful of soup cans.

I know, right? They're always watching!

[Warriorbird]

Losing words and language in the end like my grandmother.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Being rendered unable to communicate, and being paralyzed from the neck down.

[Lolleia]

Drowning, I've always had a thing about it since I was a kid. I'm the freak parent at the pool hovering over my children with a whistle and floaties.

[AnticorRifling]

I guess since I cant include my brother or the boys in this list I'd have to say a polygraph.

[Beguiler]

Needles. Needles scare the shit out of me.

You would not do well as a diabetic... :sad:


Oh, oh yeah.. being buried alive in a box.
Eaten by the piggy great white that ate diethx.
Going blind.
Having that third and final heart attack.

....hooey, how depressing!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Also, my boss going on vacation and everything going to hell in a handbasket, i.e. servers exploding, massive virus on the network, the secretary finally losing it and attacking people with a machete.

[Cephalopod]

Rational or not.

Mine is being eaten by great white. :/

http://www.glamrock.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/great_white.jpg

[Cephalopod]

Being rendered unable to communicate, and being paralyzed from the neck down.

Did anyone else read this, and say: "Awesome, her nightmare is my dream. Now we can have our `date`"?

[B4Hand]

Totally irrational, but a scary dream I have all the time..

Car in reverse, slipping down a huge ice covered hill, I have no power to control the car at all..it just drives backwards plowing over everyone and everything it it's way, I then plunge into a huge body of water (this is when I wake up).

I will do whatever I can to NOT have to back up as I go about my daily routine.

I have other fears, mainly involving my children, so that can't really be mentioned here (rules!).

[IorakeWarhammer]

that people i have wronged will come on the Day of Judgement and take from my deeds to settle their cases against me, resulting in the depletion of my deeds, ultimately leading me to the punishment of Allah - Hellfire

[Kuyuk]

Yeah, pretty much anything bad dealing with my son.


Other than that, meh.

Maybe I'm afraid when I finally hit some fucking deer to get rid of my car, I'll end up hurting myself in the process?

Monsanto really is the most evil company in the world. Oh, thats not a fear, thats a FACT! ::writes note to SuckerFish to dig up information, so when the day comes that SuckerFish DOES go fucking batshit crazy, maybe he'll end up taking out Monsanto instead of normal good people::

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah Monsanto is straight terrorist

www.rareseeds.com

be part of the solution! my garden this year will rock in sha Allah

[Wyrmx]

I guess since I cant include my brother or the boys in this list I'd have to say a polygraph.

They are an experience that's for sure.

[diethx]

http://www.glamrock.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/great_white.jpg

I poo (privately) on your edit.


Did anyone else read this, and say: "Awesome, her nightmare is my dream. Now we can have our `date`"?

You could just box her like Helena, then there are no useless dead limbs in the way and you still get to hear her scream.

You fucking sicko.

[Ryvicke]

You could just box her like Helena, then there are no useless dead limbs in the way and you still get to hear her scream.

You fucking sicko.

I can't believe you brought up this movie so casually while using the verb "box." I caught this on Showtime as a kid, and since it had the SSC (Strong Sexual Content) warning before the movie I watched the whole thing because the only thing that mattered in my life was boobs and SSC guaranteed them.

I want to unsee

[diethx]

LOL

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You could just box her like Helena, then there are no useless dead limbs in the way and you still get to hear her scream.

You fucking sicko.

EXCUSE ME, I think nachos would find MANY uses for those limbs, thank you very much.

[diethx]

Not if you were paralyzed from the neck down.

He could finger his own butthole much easier than using your limp hand to do it.

[pabstblueribbon]

I'm going to add forced-butthole-fingering to my list of greatest fears.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm going to add forced-butthole-fingering to my list of greatest fears.
What about unforced butthole fingering?

[Alfster]

Game on?

[pabstblueribbon]

What about unforced butthole fingering?

In regards to myself there is only the forced version.

Thanks for the offer though man.

[Latrinsorm]

Lies. Your greatest fear is that one day you'll wake up and realize you no longer like makeup or shoes. And then you'll throw on a grunge t-shirt and start your own rock band.I started a rock band once. (We were [infrequently] called Randy Kemp and the Hey Llamas.) The point is EYESHADOW IS FOREVER.

[Asha]

Close call between being buried alive and Napoloeon Dynamite never being made.

[Androidpk]

Not if you were paralyzed from the neck down.

He could finger his own butthole much easier than using your limp hand to do it.

Why use his own finger when he could use her nose.

[Cephalopod]

Why use his own finger when he could use her nose.

I like how you think.

[Rucca]

Actually, being buried alive as Drayal and Beguiler mentioned is right up there with being eaten alive. I actually thought about that last night after I posted. As well as being stuck in some small enclosure and not being able to get out.

[pabstblueribbon]

Huh. So Rocktar was right.

Go figure.

[Keller]

Avalanches.

[NocturnalRob]

Ending up with the same taste in teenagers as Mark Sanchez.

[Liagala]

The buried alive thing as others have mentioned, along with any one of a number of slow and painful deaths (or things that don't result in death, but are still more pain than anyone - or anything - should ever have to go through).

Also, falling. I've had a fear of falling since I was a kid. It used to be just the actual downward motion that bothered me - I could stand on top of the Empire State Building and look down without a second thought, but roller coasters scared the shit out of me. In the last couple years it has evolved, turning into a control thing. I could fly a plane myself (if I knew how), but I can't handle being a passenger in one anymore. I even get antsy with other people driving under less than optimal conditions (ice, too fast, narrow roads, etc), where that never bothered me before.

[Clipt]

1)Living longer than my kids
2)Spiders

[AnticorRifling]

Living longer than my kids and spiders.

How old are your spiders?

[Rucca]

How old are your spiders?

I bet they are cute.

[ravashaak]

How old are your spiders?

What he said

[Clipt]

How old are your spiders?

Set myself up for that.

[Asha]

Oh yeah heights.
Fuck heights.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I bet they are cute.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/carrieXxX/72.jpg

[Rucca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/carrieXxX/72.jpg

HOLY SHI...

Pubic hair now scares me.

[NocturnalRob]

Pubic hair now scares me.
You need any help eliminating that, you let me know.

[Rucca]

You need any help eliminating that, you let me know.

I'm a step ahead of you.

[ravashaak]

I'm a step ahead of you.
If I see that shit in my house all I need is a gas can and homeowner's cause I'm burning that place to the ground

[Rucca]

If I see that shit in my house all I need is a gas can and homeowner's cause I'm burning that place to the ground

Pubes or spiders???

[ravashaak]

Pubes or spiders???

If they're on my ceiling then it doesn't matter

[Rucca]

If they're on my ceiling then it doesn't matter

Goddamn right.

I think this might be SB's greatest fear, although he has yet to mention it.

http://i.imgur.com/G6b4C.jpg

[Kuyuk]

fear fact: my first batch of homebrew turning into homepoo

[diethx]

Why use his own finger when he could use her nose.

Good call. Luckily the nose remains after said boxing.

[Bobmuhthol]

My greatest fear is that I will die before titfucking GnomeRage.

[AnticorRifling]

Small fear.

[Stanley Burrell]

Goddamn right.

I think this might be SB's greatest fear, although he has yet to mention it.

http://i.imgur.com/G6b4C.jpg

No bounce, no play. Man, that book was so much better than the movie. Shit/ass-weasels would be pretty bad, but, if they were able to make it through the extra biological plumbing I added, they deserve to rape me.