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IorakeWarhammer
02-04-2011, 08:05 PM
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "pooor Vivaldi http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=41288"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "Deron [General]: "I got 99 problems Vivaldi ain't one.""
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "LMAO"
[LNet]-GSIV:Nutmegg: "I have Heroes in my netflix queue but too lazy to watch em."
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "yeah right. looked stupid from the previews"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "is it still on?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "Derons neck shot wouldnt of killed me"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "anyone else get knocked down by wind when they entered Whuid's tent?"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "oh no Subeta?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "Did he even have a weapon out or anything?"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "DARE TO TOUCHE?!?!?!?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "sure"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "town?"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "hold on let me pop the cap on this tutti fruitti jarrito"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "ill bet you 50k if i lay down you get one shot.... it wont kill me"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "someone broke gemstone's spacing"
[LNet]-GSIV:Aizaraii: "Why only 50k?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "look at Thrak tables, there's no longer a space between tables listed. same thing when you use FIND and the person isn't logged in"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "cause i dont have a lot of silver"
[LNet]-GSIV:Cudi: "are warriors the only ones that use the armor verb?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "heh, no"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "rogues and paladins too"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "ok go get deron and bring him to 3774"
[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "sec im login in"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "k"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "only one shot though..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "im not actually trying to die"
[LNet]-GSIV:Maetriks: "where is Whuid's tent?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "in the Bowels"
[LNet]-GSIV:Malkarra: "9900 is the room number"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "if i somehow win at the raffle, do i want 8x HCP breastplate or a 6x HCW golvern katana?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jarlstrom: "katana"
[LNet]-GSIV:Lyrad: "your two front teeth"
[LNet]-GSIV:Norminstarr: "how about a 10x STFU"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "that's my other katana"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "i show it to you!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "lol"

>grin hels
You grin at Helsfeld.
>bow
Subeta quietly asks, "Want me to lay down?"
>
You bow.
>'M'Lord
You say, "M'Lord."
>'sure
You say, "Sure."
>lick ax
You lick the serrated moon axe in your hand.
>put ax in swordb
You put a viciously serrated moon axe with a knotwork-carved ivory haft in your leather swordbelt.
>
Subeta quietly says, "If i lay down i want my weapons out."
>
Helsfeld traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Helsfeld gestures.
A dim aura surrounds Helsfeld.
>
With a deliberate movement, Subeta draws her folded rolaren katana from her scabbard, bringing it up, gripped in both hands, into a ready position.
>'hmm which axe should I use
With a nearly imperceptible movement, Subeta neatly draws her folded rolaren wakizashi from her scabbard and settles the wakizashi into a ready position.
>
You say, "Hmm which axe should I use."
>
Helsfeld traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Helsfeld gestures.
Helsfeld stands tall and appears more confident.
>get long
You remove search vaalorn longsword from in your spidersilk cloak.
>
Subeta lies down.
>lick long
You lick the vaalorn longsword in your hand.
>
Helsfeld traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Helsfeld gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Helsfeld.
>'Anyone got spirit strike?
You ask, "Anyone got spirit strike?"
>l
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see the Nazca disk and a rock cairn.
Also here: Helsfeld, Great Lord Nazca, Great Lady Subeta who is lying down
Obvious paths: down
>
Helsfeld murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Helsfeld gestures.
Helsfeld gets an intense expression on his face.
>
Subeta quietly asks, "Did you wanna do it for fun?"
>
Helsfeld gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Helsfeld gestures at you.
An invisible force guides you.
>
[ Spirit Strike: +0:02:00, 0:02:00 remaining. (Helsfeld) ]
>put long in clo
You put search vaalorn longsword in your spidersilk cloak.
>'sure
You say, "Sure."
>
Subeta quietly asks, "Or silver?"
>'would love to
You say, "Would love to."
>'fun
Helsfeld traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Helsfeld gestures.
A bright pulse of soft energy moves away from Helsfeld's hands.

A belligerent glacier spirit begins to take corporeal form before your eyes.
>
You say, "Fun."
>
Subeta quietly says, "Ok fn is fine."
>'eaaak
You say, "Eaaak."
>
Helsfeld gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Helsfeld gestures.
An invisible force guides Helsfeld.
>
Helsfeld removes a broad rolaren mattock fitted with a long wyrwood haft from in his viper skin harness.
>'I love fun
You say, "I love fun."
>
You notice Helsfeld slip into a hiding place.
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Subeta nods.
H>l in clo
In the spidersilk cloak you see search vaalorn longsword, a graceful faenor crescent axe, a thick gold ring, a mithril-beaded whip, a violet sapphire, some acantha leaf, some acantha leaf, a copper ring, a feras dagger, a solid moonstone cube, a crystal amulet, a braided gold ring, some wolifrew lichen, a garland of sovyn cloves, an ayana weed, an ayana weed, a glyph-etched platinum ring, a bright gold ring, a golden feather charm, a black crystal, an indigo samite cap, a copper ring, a black crystal, a thick gold ring, a green malachite stone and a rose-marrow potion.
H>l in swordb
In the leather swordbelt you see a viciously serrated moon axe and a serrated shadowy black waraxe.
H>
Subeta quietly says, "Im a good sport bout this stuff."
H>get war
You remove a serrated shadowy black waraxe inset with a golvern V'tull charm from in your leather swordbelt.
H>stanc off
You are now in an offensive stance.
H>sign smit
Repeating the sign has no effect!
H>sign strik
Repeating the sign has no effect!
H>sign swo
Repeating the sign has no effect!
H>sign madness
You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
H>
[ Sign of Madness: +0:00:15, 0:00:15 remaining. ]
>amb subeta neck
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a serrated shadowy black waraxe at Subeta!
AS: +541 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +50 = +431
... and hit for 56 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends Subeta into shock which leads very quickly to death.

* Subeta drops dead at your feet!

Subeta seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Subeta suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Subeta.
The bright luminescence fades from around Subeta.
The light blue glow leaves Subeta.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Subeta.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Subeta begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Subeta becomes solid again.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>shrug
You shrug.
R>
Helsfeld leaps from hiding to attack!
Helsfeld parries with you a bit.
R>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Well."
R>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Helsfeld starts chortling.
HR>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Ill be."
HR>amb hels neck
Nazca melodically says, "That didnt end to well."
H>
Helsfeld starts chortling.
H>
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a serrated shadowy black waraxe at Helsfeld!
AS: +466 vs DS: +331 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +45 = +212
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Neck broken.
Helsfeld twitches several times before dying.

* Helsfeld drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Helsfeld.
The brilliant aura fades away from Helsfeld.
Helsfeld appears less confident.
Helsfeld returns to normal color.
Helsfeld seems to lose some dexterity.
The air about Helsfeld stops shimmering.
Helsfeld becomes solid again.
Helsfeld seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Helsfeld suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Helsfeld.
The bright luminescence fades from around Helsfeld.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Helsfeld.
The deep blue glow leaves Helsfeld.
The shimmering aura fades from around Helsfeld.
The faint blue glow fades from around Helsfeld's hands.
The light blue glow leaves Helsfeld.
The very powerful look leaves Helsfeld.
The white light leaves Helsfeld.
The guiding force leaves Helsfeld.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A belligerent glacier spirit's form whips up into a tiny blizzard, which whirls around Helsfeld's corpse before dematerializing within him. A large sheet of ice spreads outward along the ground beneath Helsfeld's body. The ice begins to shimmer, then gathers itself beside him as it reforms into the glacier spirit.
R>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
R>
Your SIGN OF MADNESS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
R>'heh
You say, "Heh."
R>l

****REMINDER****

Elves have ears and eyes have sockets,
Guild fees are due, dig deep in your pockets!

It's that time of the month again: your Guild membership dues are required.

****REMINDER****

R>
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a belligerent glacier spirit that is flying around, the Nazca disk and a rock cairn.
Also here: the body of Helsfeld who is lying down, Great Lord Nazca, the body of Great Lady Subeta who is lying down
Obvious paths: down
R>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Heh."
R>
Nazca melodically says, "Er."
>'gotcha good
You say, "Gotcha good."
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
H>
Nazca melodically asks, "So want me to send those two to voln?"
H>'need cash for deeds?
You ask, "Need cash for deeds?"
H>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
H>
A belligerent glacier spirit flits out of the room quickly.
A whirling snowstorm approaches you from a distance. As it gets closer it becomes evident that the snowstorm is really a spirit. Tiny hailstones drop from the core of the spirit and fall to the ground in a pattern that spells out the name "Helsfeld."
H>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Naw im ok."
H>;chat eek
A shimmering aura surrounds Nazca.
H>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Nicely done Deron."
H>;chat jaedawg is not a meanie head!
>'M'Lady
You say, "M'Lady."
H>l
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see the Nazca disk and a rock cairn.
Also here: the body of Helsfeld who is lying down, Great Lord Nazca, the body of Great Lady Subeta who is lying down
Obvious paths: down
H>l in clo
In the spidersilk cloak you see search vaalorn longsword, a graceful faenor crescent axe, a thick gold ring, a mithril-beaded whip, a violet sapphire, some acantha leaf, some acantha leaf, a copper ring, a feras dagger, a solid moonstone cube, a crystal amulet, a braided gold ring, some wolifrew lichen, a garland of sovyn cloves, an ayana weed, an ayana weed, a glyph-etched platinum ring, a bright gold ring, a golden feather charm, a black crystal, an indigo samite cap, a copper ring, a black crystal, a thick gold ring, a green malachite stone and a rose-marrow potion.
H>
Nazca melodically asks, "Want to go to voln you two?"
H>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Whyd you kill hels though."
H>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Jadah.
H>
A whimsical luck spirit floats in, following Jadah.
H>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Yeah please Na."
H>
Jadah gently takes hold of Nazca's hand.
H>'he swung first
You say, "He swung first."
H>
Nazca turns to Jadah and cheers!
H>
Jadah reaches down and tenderly cradles Subeta's lifeless hand in hers.
H>
The ghostly voice of Subeta quietly says, "Naz even."
H>
Jadah reaches down and tenderly cradles Helsfeld's lifeless hand in hers.
H>
Nazca melodically says, "Or not needed."
H>cackle
You cackle!
H>

[LNet]-GSIV:Aizaraii: "Hmm...I take it you lost?"
[LNet]-GSIV: Deron: "eek"
[LNet]-GSIV:Charlyn: "helsfeld are you on an alt?"
[LNet]-GSIV: Deron: "jaedawg is not a meanie head!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "Hels, what are you doing?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "need me to come get you guys?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "don't know why GMs serve Pop Tarts"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "only thing bout that that upsets me..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "i lost my spells"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "oh well"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "what happened, Subeta?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "i lost"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "broke my neck"
[LNet]-GSIV:Ramuant: "bard around for a quick loresong?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "i might of survived if i wasnt laying down"
[LNet]-GSIV:Atherion: "Depends which town"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "doubtful Subeta"
[LNet]-GSIV:Ramuant: "landing or fw"
[LNet]-GSIV:Helsfeld: "doubtful he could probably get you on a 150 roll"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "i think i''ll go with my breastplate since i may yet choose to buy another set since mine isn't made of a real metal"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "hcp plate... come on..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Atherion: "nope"
[LNet]-GSIV:Helsfeld: "doesn't matter he's old he probably has like 200 ranks in ambush do the math"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "yeah alright yer right"
[LNet]-GSIV:Poloneus: "haha"
[LNet]-GSIV:Ramuant: "i know i saw archales 30 minutes ago..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Jarlstrom: "damn flares"
[LNet]-GSIV:Subeta: "im still damn resilient"
[LNet]-You: "congrats Subeta and Helsfeld, you two have now been immortalized in another classic IW thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=58971"
[LNet]-You: "successful troll, IS SUCCESSFUL!!!!"

note: only 160 ranks of ambush

Luftstreitkräfte
04-11-2016, 07:04 PM
Helsfeld do you remember this?

Velfi
04-11-2016, 07:28 PM
[LNet]-You: "congrats Subeta and Helsfeld, you two have now been immortalized in another classic IW thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=58971"
[LNet]-You: "successful troll, IS SUCCESSFUL!!!!"


No one gave a shit about this thread for 5 years until you bumped it. Sounds like a classic IW thread alright.

Gelston
04-11-2016, 07:29 PM
No one gave a shit about this thread for 5 years until you bumped it. Sounds like a classic IW thread alright.

No no, he swears he has changed okay?

SylphSorc
04-11-2016, 07:30 PM
I hate to believe "once a piece of shit, always a piece of shit." Yet over the years of lurking here. This IW guy definitely seems like one, and I doubt he would change. Or could if he wanted to.

Warriorbird
04-11-2016, 07:34 PM
No one gave a shit about this thread for 5 years until you bumped it. Sounds like a classic IW thread alright.

Is this a subtle critique of a certain sales thread? I am horrified. Horrified!

Mogonis
04-11-2016, 08:03 PM
[LNet]-GSIV: Deron: "eek"

[LNet]-GSIV: Deron: "jaedawg is not a meanie head!"
Why are there spaces? Fishy.

Luftstreitkräfte
04-11-2016, 08:36 PM
Why are there spaces? Fishy.

Great question. Without spaces, the log will occasionally make smiley faces. I added them manually. But no, your goofy comments were not edited in.

Also - what are you a space nazi?



[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "someone broke gemstone's spacing"
[LNet]-GSIV:Aizaraii: "Why only 50k?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Mogonis: "look at Thrak tables, there's no longer a space between tables listed. same thing when you use FIND and the person isn't logged in"

Mogonis
04-11-2016, 09:11 PM
Great question. Without spaces, the log will occasionally make smiley faces. I added them manually. But no, your goofy comments were not edited in.

Also - what are you a space nazi?
The origin of my goofy comments was never in question. I'm an everything Nazi!

Whirlin
04-11-2016, 09:29 PM
Hey... Your guild dues are due.

Warriorbird
04-11-2016, 11:19 PM
And he managed to get himself banned.

Gelston
04-11-2016, 11:32 PM
And he managed to get himself banned.

Hm? He isn't banned. His old account is. His new one doesn't look banned to me?

Mogonis
04-11-2016, 11:33 PM
Warriorbird may have missed that the thread is from 2011.

leifastagsweed
04-12-2016, 07:00 PM
tl;dr

* Helsfeld drops dead at your feet!

:birdshit:

Luftstreitkräfte
04-13-2016, 08:39 PM
tl;dr

* Helsfeld drops dead at your feet!

:birdshit:

it's my favorite part, if you notice he tried to ambush me out of nowhere but i got him good