Cheer up the emo kid?

[droit]

Alright, PC. I'm in some serious need of cheering up. I got dumped via text last Thursday (right after buying her dinner for her birthday), now I hear that she has some guy visiting her for the weekend on what would have been our anniversary. I'm...not handling it very well.

Help me, PC People. You're my only hope.

[Mogonis]

Ouch. Right after her birthday dinner? What a freeloading bitch!


http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users15/afiluver14/default/aww-poor-emo-bush-laughed--large-prf-1169247758.jpg

[Inspire]

How long were you together?

[Parkbandit]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k39/SericeousBurden/blog/obama-emo.jpg

[diethx]

Alright, PC. I'm in some serious need of cheering up. I got dumped via text last Thursday (right after buying her dinner for her birthday), now I hear that she has some guy visiting her for the weekend on what would have been our anniversary. I'm...not handling it very well.

Help me, PC People. You're my only hope.

From what I remember, you were kinda smokin' hot. That knowledge should help, right?

[droit]

We've been friends for about 5 years, 2-3 of which we were regularly fooling around (ah, college). Then I left for a year or so, returned, and we had been officially dating for a year. So technically a year, but in reality much longer.

[droit]

From what I remember, you were kinda smokin' hot. That knowledge should help, right?

:)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/emo-alpaca.jpg

[DCSL]

You can tell the PC as a whole likes you because you're not being heavily mocked in the face of your pain. You know.. 'cause.. anonymous strangers on the internet like you so that should help, right?

[Rinualdo]

No matter how bad things in life are, just think to yourself:

Thank God I'm not Jaedan, Firestorm Killa, Backlash, Rocktar, Jhnyyyyyyfer, etc...

Always makes me smile.

[EasternBrand]

So you think you're miserable now? Wait until you come home to find your wife getting reamed by some uncut Greek guy, and not only is she making noises you never heard, but they are doing it on your side of the bed, and then when she files for divorce and takes the kids, the house, the nicer car, the set of china servingware you got from her aunt for the wedding, but fuck it, it was this weird pink color anyway, half of YOUR money or what's left of it anyway after she spent the last seven years throwing it at department store sales clerks, and even the dog, the goddamn dog that she didn't even want in the first place, the one thing she doesn't put up a fight for, the one thing she's not clawing at your eyeballs to take from you, is the motherfucking bed, the sick bitch.

Anyway, sorry you got dumped. Sucks, bro. It'll get better. Cheer up.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/failredo-31.jpg

[Inspire]

No matter how bad things in life are, just think to yourself:

Thank God I'm not Jaedan, Firestorm Killa, Backlash, Rocktar, Jhnyyyyyyfer, etc...

Always makes me smile.

I feel hurt.

[4a6c1]

Here. FOLLOW THE ORANGE. Dont look at the interior it will just make you cry.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_1273.jpg

[phantasm]

You're still a overpowered post cap ranger, she can't take that away.

[Fallen]

Spike that bitch and make sure she decays.

[Inspire]

It may not feel like it now but she did you a favor. Instead of wasting your time, she's decided to move on to the next victim. With any luck, you'll find someone who makes you happy, will be loyal and you'll forget about her.

[Androidpk]

You think you have it bad? I came home and found a negro inside my dog.

[Gan]

Celebrate by banging the next piece of fresh meat you run across. And get the fuck out of the house to go hunt down that fresh meat.

[Warriorbird]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr3yrya5qX1qza0fko1_500.jpg

You could be married and/or have a kid. Bullet dodged.

[droit]

Celebrate by banging the next piece of fresh meat you run across. And get the fuck out of the house to go hunt down that fresh meat.

That's my plan as soon as I can overcome the uncontrollable mopiness. I spent last night at the bar being consoled by my female bartender friends. At least the tab was free.

Fuck. I fucking hate emus.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/674328/80585133.jpg

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/nniHp.jpg

[RichardCranium]

1. Fuck bitches
2. Get money
3. ??????????
4. Wisdom

[Stanley Burrell]

How hot or single is her mom?

[droit]

How hot or single is her mom?

Neither hot nor single, and easily twice as crazy as her daughter.

Thanks, everyone, for all the positive and kind rep. I know it's retarded to care what anonymous internet strangers think of you, but you're MY anonymous internet strangers dammit. The PC sure is a strange, yet surprisingly intimate community.

[Delias]

Ok, way to erase my post as I was typing it, fucking thing. Here I go again.

No matter how many years you want to tack on to the "relationship" by saying you were friends and casual lovers, it still only counts as one year. I am guessing that after years of casually fooling around, she decided to try being serious because you wanted her to, and realized she didn't like it. A year is nothing, its like an extended trial period.

Now the solution is to use your dick. Use it as a ramrod to stuff all of your emotional pain into other vaginas, and bury it as deep as you can. Then you'll feel better.

[Androidpk]

1. Ask Inspire for tips.
2. Grow bigger pecs.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[diethx]

Ok, way to erase my post as I was typing it, fucking thing. Here I go again.

No matter how many years you want to tack on to the "relationship" by saying you were friends and casual lovers, it still only counts as one year. I am guessing that after years of casually fooling around, she decided to try being serious because you wanted her to, and realized she didn't like it. A year is nothing, its like an extended trial period.

Dude, shut the fuck up.

[Delias]

Dude, shut the fuck up.

No...?

[diethx]

No, really.

** You should've taken the hint from the forum when it deleted your post for being too stupid.

[droit]

This thread needs more boobs and funny pictures! I want the random chick I pick up after work to wonder why the fuck I'm laughing uncontrollably while groping myself.

If she understands, she's a keeper.

[EasternBrand]

The random chick you pick up after work is never a keeper.

[Some Rogue]

The random chick you pick up after work is never a keeper.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/How-I-Met-Your-Mother-Cast.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

The random chick you pick up after work is never a keeper.

droit uses his patented backflip as a dismount. Or was it a forward flip? I forget. Anyway, it creates so much intensity that it transforms any and all women into, dare I say, marriage material.

I wish I could make animated web stuff to explain what I'm trying to explain. But I (and probably you) are sort of glad I don't know how to do that.

[diethx]

droit uses his patented backflip as a dismount.

Nice call, I totally forgot about that video.

His ex is a fucking retard, mmkay.

[Stanley Burrell]

His ex is a fucking retard, mmkay.

Yeah.

[4a6c1]

You're still a overpowered post cap ranger, she can't take that away.

Spike that bitch and make sure she decays.

lol

i <3 pc

[RichardCranium]

droit uses his patented backflip as a dismount. Or was it a forward flip? I forget. Anyway, it creates so much intensity that it transforms any and all women into, dare I say, marriage material.

I wish I could make animated web stuff to explain what I'm trying to explain. But I (and probably you) are sort of glad I don't know how to do that.

But does he do the beat-it-up-right-dance?

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm with Delias.


... I mean, fuck that bitch she used you for 5 years and you were practically married.

[Delias]

No, really.

** You should've taken the hint from the forum when it deleted your post for being too stupid.

Your vagina makes your input invalid in this situation.

[Androidpk]

Your vagina makes your input invalid in this situation.

What if she lets droit use it?

[Delias]

What if she lets droit use it?

Then she will serve a purpose, but her input will still be invalid. Droit inputting into her vagina will not change that.

[Stanley Burrell]

But does he do the beat-it-up-right-dance?

Well, it's implied. It's not that obvious, but if you buy one of those trillion-frames-per second cameras, he does the beat-it-up-right dance, twice, halfway through the flip. Maybe goes out and steals some pizzas. Reads a book. Checks his bank account. Eats the pizzas. Then he just goes back to the flip and presses record where he left off.

You need a really good eye for it.

[Stretch]

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't like you in Gemstone at first because you kept razing the camps that Gnimble and I were using for tasks.

[diethx]

Your vagina makes your input invalid in this situation.

Your vagina makes your input invalid in this situation.

[IorakeWarhammer]

From what I remember, you were kinda smokin' hot. That knowledge should help, right?

emphasis on the kinda. BAHAHAHA!!!

all kidding aside, don't drink during this time. you'll get all emo-tional. fuck that..

[Delias]

Your vagina makes your input invalid in this situation.

My vagina is busy cooking dinner right now.

[diethx]

My vagina is busy cooking dinner right now.

Yum, I like tuna too.

[Delias]

Yum, I like tuna too.

Well, then bury your face and hands therein. You'll be better occupied than by replying to me on the PC.