What's going on in Iraq?

[Betheny]

I'll tell you.

I sold the GSA fifteen thousand dollars worth of chlamydia and ghonorrhea testing kits today, and I'm shipping them out to Iraq tomorrow.

:lol:

Edited: Typo.

[Edited on 4-27-2004 by Maimara]

Seems a lot of sex Maimara.

[Betheny]

Indeed.

[Ravenstorm]

And there was just a report on the news about how ghonorrhea is increasingly becoming more resistant to the standard antibiotic so they're starting to switch to a new one. Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!

Raven

[Betheny]

On a semi-related note, I learned way more than I ever really cared to know about animal suffocation/gassing chambers.

It's kind of sad that I work for a company that distributes animal testing equipment. Animal testing is horrid. But on the other hand, if it takes a million animals dying to save my mom from cancer, I'm all for it.

Also, if the government says it's OK... it must be. Right?

[Artha]

Gotta do something when you're not fighting.

yeah sleep with the locals... do you think they shave?

[Betheny]

I doubt it, they probably don't bathe either, due to lack of running water and soap and things like that.:socool:

[Artha]

I wouldn't be surprised if they do. Islam's pretty strict on cleanliness.

[Betheny]

Sleeping with dirty Americans is probably forbidden.

[Artha]

Nuh-uh, America didn't exist back then so nyah!

[i remember halloween]

Originally posted by Artha
I wouldn't be surprised if they do. Islam's pretty strict on cleanliness.

yea cuz people give a shit about islam

[Artha]

I hear they do in the middle east. It's crazy over there.

[Makkah]

MAIAMARE SPELL GOOD!!!!!!

rht

[Caiylania]

All soldiers are required to undergo STD (Including HIV/AIDS) testing every year, even married ones. Stateside and overseas.

[peam]

Originally posted by Caiylania
All soldiers are required to undergo STD (Including HIV/AIDS) testing every year, even married ones. Stateside and overseas.

Poor guys. The Two Q-Tip Terror more than once per decade is a scary thought.

[MPSorc]

clap is also a bacteria that lives naturally in the environment and you can get it from digging in the dirt and what not then touchin yerself, pissin ect, got tested for it once was negative which i knew i would be and told the doctor that the last time i touched a woman was 8 months prior and that woman was my wife and she doesn't have it. thats when he told me about that naturally occurring thing.

but yes, we do get tested for std's alot, and drugs, and all sorts of shit we hate to do, but its necessary for the integrity of the militry.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Caiylania
All soldiers are required to undergo STD (Including HIV/AIDS) testing every year, even married ones. Stateside and overseas.

Once per year? Hah. I was in the corpsman's office like every quarter. That and nothing beats a deployment cocktail of bicillin, amoxocillin, and good ol penicillin(those are all probably spelled wrong)
. Get a shot of that before you hit land and it's all gravy baby.