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Drunken Durfin
01-28-2011, 06:32 PM
A place to share his drivel and fail.



hiateit9 (5:09:04 PM):
>find ifor

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

hiateit9 (5:09:07 PM):
what, nothing smart to say here?

DrunkenDurfin (5:09:17 PM):
yeah, actually, I do

hiateit9 (5:09:30 PM):
You are visible again.
You gesture at Darkwing.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Darkwing!
Darkwing is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Darkwing to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Darkwing drops dead at your feet!

hiateit9 (5:09:33 PM):
he thanks you.

DrunkenDurfin (5:09:36 PM):
thanks for leaving the Landing so I don't have to worry about you killing my little guy while he is still in his first 30 days

hiateit9 (5:09:41 PM):
* Dexbot has been vaporized! [5:56 pm]
* Dexbot just bit the dust! [5:56 pm]
* Mofuggah just bit the dust! [5:57 pm]
* Ifor has been vaporized! [5:58 pm]
* Ifor just bit the dust! [5:58 pm]
* Wiggles has been vaporized! [6:02 pm]
* Wiggles just bit the dust! [6:02 pm]
* Godsatan just bit the dust! [6:09 pm]
* Darkwing has been vaporized! [6:09 pm]
* Darkwing just bit the dust! [6:09 pm]

hiateit9 (5:09:43 PM):
they thank you.

DrunkenDurfin (5:09:47 PM):
don't care

hiateit9 (5:09:51 PM):
plenty of time for him, your not goin to bait me with your lil guy

hiateit9 (5:09:59 PM):
i'll go raze your camp while i wait for ya.

DrunkenDurfin (5:10:01 PM):
everyone in the Landing is safe now

DrunkenDurfin (5:10:05 PM):
I'm laughing at you

hiateit9 (5:10:19 PM):
i don't care what someone likes you laughs at.

hiateit9 (5:10:27 PM):
your pathetic.

DrunkenDurfin (5:10:33 PM):
and I don't give two shits about you

DrunkenDurfin (5:10:41 PM):
as for pathetic, you have the market cornered on that

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:04 PM):
I totally provoked you into coming to Teras

hiateit9 (5:11:05 PM):
if you don't give a shit, why do you constantly say stuff to me?

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:06 PM):
bwahahahah

hiateit9 (5:11:08 PM):
you obviously loved it.

hiateit9 (5:11:17 PM):
nah, haven't been to teras in about a week, it's in the rotation.

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:21 PM):
because it gets your panties in such a knot

hiateit9 (5:11:28 PM):
oh really, how?

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:45 PM):
"I didnt' even want to play tonight, thanksf for provoking me"

hiateit9 (5:11:54 PM):
i didn't, but now i do. kinda funny

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:54 PM):
I totally made you change your RL plans

DrunkenDurfin (5:11:55 PM):
I win

DrunkenDurfin (5:12:02 PM):
bwahahahah

hiateit9 (5:12:13 PM):
by turning on a game and running some scripts?

hiateit9 (5:12:22 PM):
totaly, you got me.

DrunkenDurfin (5:12:28 PM):
glad you agree

hiateit9 (5:12:47 PM):
you QQ harder than anyone on the game, it's funny.

hiateit9 (5:12:59 PM):
you realize your spotter script has been giving me room numbers of everywhere when people die right?

DrunkenDurfin (5:13:00 PM):
these tears are from laughing so hard at your ignorance

hiateit9 (5:13:06 PM):
and you've been providing more intell than anyone?

DrunkenDurfin (5:13:14 PM):
so

hiateit9 (5:13:22 PM):
so, your a moron, that has no idea whats actually going on.

hiateit9 (5:13:26 PM):
it's amusing.

DrunkenDurfin (5:13:29 PM):
yes, I do

hiateit9 (5:13:35 PM):
script me up some more badass stuff. i like it.

DrunkenDurfin (5:13:53 PM):
you are a pathetic little boy and you are using this game to make yourself feel better about your life...that is what is going on

hiateit9 (5:14:02 PM):
i'm sure you'd love to believe that.

DrunkenDurfin (5:14:09 PM):
I totally do

hiateit9 (5:14:11 PM):
and feel free believing whatever you want.

hiateit9 (5:14:17 PM):
thats good for you, nice to be confident.

DrunkenDurfin (5:14:25 PM):
I don't need your permission, but thanks

hiateit9 (5:14:34 PM):
yeah, you only need that to login.

DrunkenDurfin (5:14:42 PM):
I'm logged in

DrunkenDurfin (5:14:46 PM):
in the landing with my alt

hiateit9 (5:14:52 PM):
great, alt has plenty of time left.

hiateit9 (5:14:59 PM):
ifor pays larger sting.

DrunkenDurfin (5:15:00 PM):
yes, he does

hiateit9 (5:15:02 PM):
lets bankrupt him first.

DrunkenDurfin (5:15:15 PM):
keep dreaming little boy

hiateit9 (5:15:31 PM):
keep that mouth running, i'm sure it's gotten you in alot of trouble so far in your life, but you still haven't learned.

DrunkenDurfin (5:15:49 PM):
my mouth has never written a check that I could not cash

Hiateit
01-28-2011, 06:52 PM
>cast ifor
You gesture at Ifor.
CS: +499 - TD: +247 + CvA: +25 + d100: +9 - +15 == +271
Warding failed!
Ifor is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
... and hits for 45 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Head explodes, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere.

* Ifor drops dead at your feet!


You say, "Didn't have to wait long."


The ghostly voice of Ifor says, "We don't need luck, we've already won."





QQ harder, fail less.

Drunken Durfin
01-28-2011, 07:12 PM
You might want to include the whole conversation that went on there, using just one of my responses to your drivel out of context is really amature.

You are on Teras camping my body in the temple. Everyone else is safe while you do so. I win, you QQ.

NocturnalRob
01-28-2011, 07:33 PM
I mean...it's a text-based game played over the Internet. The only real winner here is literacy. And LeVar Burton.

Drunken Durfin
01-28-2011, 07:48 PM
I mean...it's a text-based game played over the Internet. The only real winner here is literacy. And LeVar Burton.

And yet, Sluntty still can't figure out the proper time to use "you're" vs. "your". So very sad.

Bhaalizmo
01-28-2011, 08:05 PM
And yet, Sluntty still can't figure out the proper time to use "you're" vs. "your". So very sad.

I know, right? It's not just a slip, it's like every single time. Tards. Hah.

diethx
01-29-2011, 12:18 AM
I mean...it's a text-based game played over the Internet. The only real winner here is literacy. And LeVar Burton.

Levar Burton doesn't care about black people (from Haiti).