TIJAY IS A STUPID STUPID RETARD AND I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew2]

:flamed::flamed::flamed::flamed::flamed::flamed::m ad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::flamed::fla med::mad::mad::flamed:


THAT IS ALL.

[SpunGirl]

Drew sure is emotional tonight.

-K

[Drew2]

IT'S PHOTOSHOP TIME. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

[Souzy]

Ouch, yeah Tijay you big meanie head! :moon:

[Satira]

What'd he do NOW?

[SpunGirl]

Got Tayre a few hours in a cell to sit there and THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS, YOUNG MAN....

-K

:rolleyes::duh::lol::smug::yes::cool2::O:no::sniff le::saint::P:?::grin::(:D:wow::cool::flamed::mad:: yawn:;):smilegrin::):!::barf::spin::thumbsdown::po pcorn::spam::whistle::drunk::tumble::medieval::stu pid::bouncy::heart::socool::moon::baa::offtopic::r oll::bye::grr::thumbsup::blush::bouncing::oops::sl eep::cold::up::love::coffee::clap::shrug::help::do wn::rant::lol2::popcorn2::cry::bleh::weird::S:wasn tme::aww::newbie::clown::devil::beer::weirdthread: :argue::rah::wtf::noob::spam2::nono::scared2::droo l::flamewar::worship::moon::violin::troll::cheers: :eatme::loser::shibby::stfu::spaz::fu::scared:

[Edited on 4-26-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Shari]

Alright, Tijay is going to post to clarify, because it is highly amusing.

:heart: Tayre

[Souzy]

yeah he told me. Sean's a big ol' meanie head! :moon:

[Sean]

Not the best RP but its 5am so it was just me having fun. I'm not dillusional.

Lots of crap edited out:

Jesae suddenly jumps back looking very startled!
>
Jesae nods.
>prep 109
>
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You don't find anyone invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>grin
You grin.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "No way."


The voice of Tayre says, "Tijay."
>
Cairo sits down.
>'i can
The voice of Tayre says, "I'll gut you."
>
You say, "I can."

>chuck
You chuckle.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "Like a waern."

Jesae snickers.

>'you can't shatter me before i call upon my deity and bane you to death
You say, "You can't shatter me before i call upon my deity and bane you to death."


The voice of Tayre says, "I'll make your incorporeal entrails spill all over the park."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "You're undead."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "I know it."

Jesae says, "I think you two should test this little theory."

The voice of Tayre says, "Haha."

>You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
You don't find anyone invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "No."

>chuck

You chuckle.
>whistle
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "Not gonna happen."

The voice of Tayre says, "That, and the constable will come marching here."

The voice of Tayre says, "Apparently they don't want me in this town."

The voice of Tayre says, "Or some bull."

Jesae snickers.

You say, "And after i voted for you for town empath you get exiled."

Jesae exclaims, "Yeah, someone told me you were hanged...I wanna see what I missed!"

The voice of Tayre says, "What the."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "I'm not an empath."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "I wasn't hanged."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "Fabrications."

Jesae snickers.

>hum
You hum a random, wandering tune.

>prep 109
cast
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture.
You don't find anyone invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "Nope."

>'its like gambling
You say, "Its like gambling."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "You're dumb. It doesn't work fro dumb people."

The voice of Tayre says, "For."

>
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You don't find anyone invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

The voice of Tayre says, "Eww, i sound like Ralagar."

The voice of Tayre says, "Fro fro fro."

>prep 109
>
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You don't find anyone invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

The voice of Tayre says, "Tijaaaayyy."

The voice of Tayre says, "Not gonna happpeenn."

(insert a few 109's here)

The voice of Tayre says, "NOOO."

You gesture.
You discover Tayre!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Tayre screams!
>
Jesae ducks her head.
>
Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Tayre gestures at you.
Your connection to the spirit realm falters!
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
>
Jesae flings herself against you, bounces off you, and giggles madly!
>prep 311
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Tayre rubs an opaque glass amulet.
Tayre suddenly disappears.

>cast tay
Cast at what?
>rel
The voice of Tayre says, "You lose."

(insert a few more 109's)


You say, "I don't even know if hes still here."

The voice of Tayre says, "I'm not."

The voice of Tayre says, "Hey, I said I'm not."

>prep 109
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You discover Zusta!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

The voice of Tayre says, "Stupid pile of giant."

The voice of Tayre says, "Hahaha."

(more 109's)

>prep 109
>
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Dispel Invisibility spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
You discover Tayre!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 311
cast tay
Tayre screams!
>You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Tayre just went north.

>n
[Town Square, Southwest]
You notice a placid monk and a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Also here: Tayre
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
>prep 311
Wait 1 sec.
>cast tay
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
Tayre just went south.
>prep 311
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast tay
You gesture into the air.
Your spell misfires.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>s
[Town Square, Small Park]
You notice a horned frog, the Reyla disk, a falcon, a dusky sloth, a sinuous muted beige abyran'a, a royal blue rat fur bonnet, the Krayton disk and a basket of rotting fruit.
Also here: Zusta, Fireslight, Timmie (sitting), Great Lady Necoley, Kerval (sitting), Lord Jokari (sitting), Kaltar, Lord Khandgar, Kaahm (sitting), Raveyna (sitting), Brycen (sitting), Lord Camulos (sitting), Lord Telfaahga, Krayton (prone), Damnagexx
Obvious paths: north, south, west

The voice of Tayre says, "Too slow."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "You lose."

The voice of Tayre says, "Yew lews."

You say, "I'd keep palying but i feel bad for zusta."

The voice of Tayre says, "Jesae."
>
Jesae joins your group.
>
Zusta whispers, "Dont feel bad fer me!"


You hear someone calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
CS: +232 - TD: +81 + CvA: +5 + d100: +47 - -5 == +208
Warding failed!
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Jesae.
>
Jesae says, "I love you too, Tayre."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "Take that."

Jesae asks, "Would song of noise kill his invisibility?"

The voice of Tayre says, "No."

The voice of Tayre says, "But it WOULD tick me off."
>
Jesae says, "I haven't messed around with that yet."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "And I'd have to kill you."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "I'm a fugative, you know."

Jesae says, "You wouldn't kill me, you love me."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "I'm a killer."

The voice of Tayre says, "Cold-blooded and everything."

The voice of Tayre says, "Yep yep."

The voice of Tayre says, "..."

The voice of Tayre says, "No it wouldn't."

The voice of Tayre says, "You win the stupid award."

The voice of Tayre says, "Congratulations."

The voice of Zusta says, "Tayre, you cant pass that award on."

Speaking to Alnia, Jesae says, "You must be new here."
>
The voice of Tayre says, "And you're a tad ugly."

Jesae says, "He's always like that...we try to medicate him but he found out we were drugging his food."

The voice of Tayre says, "I'm more clever than them, I am."

Jesae says, "Yeah, not clever enough to avoid the noose."

The voice of Tayre says, "JESAE."
>
Jesae giggles.
>
The voice of Tayre says, "YOUR END IS NEAR."

(insert me getting rapid fire and returning to cast 109 but trying not to overly scroll the park, probably unsucessfully)

The voice of Tayre says, "Bleh.

The voice of Tayre says, "I choked on my laugh."

You gesture.
You discover Tayre!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>rel
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>
Tayre rubs an opaque glass amulet.
Tayre suddenly disappears.

The voice of Tayre says, "YOU LEWS AGAIN."


You feel something wet on your cheek and jump back!
>
You say, "I'll stop."
>'gah
You say, "Gah."
>'molested
>f
You say, "Molested."
>
You frown.

Tayre fades into view.
Tayre thumps you!

Zusta gestures at Tayre.
CS: +389 - TD: +246 + CvA: +12 + d100: +31 - -5 == +191
Warding failed!
Tayre's eyes roll up into his head as he slumps to the ground.
>
Tayre snores quietly.
>
Tayre snores quietly.
>
Lord Camulos just arrived.
>
Tayre snores quietly.
>
Akina just went north.
>
Zusta traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Zusta gestures.
Zusta suddenly disappears.
>
Kaltar just went north.
>'uh oh
Tayre awakens startled.
Jesae pokes Tayre in the ribs.
>
You say, "Uh oh."
>
Raveyna rubs an opaque glass amulet.
Raveyna suddenly disappears.
>prep 311
>
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
The voice of Raveyna says, "What the."
>cast tay
You gesture at Tayre.
CS: +329 - TD: +290 + CvA: +12 + d100: +77 - -5 == +133
Warding failed!
As your faith overcomes Tayre's weakened defenses, you sense the cruel malice of the Eater of Souls flowing through you.
Tayre appears dazed! Tayre appears distraught and falls to his kneels in divine reverence!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You feel the surge of magic depart.
>'you lose
You say, "You lose."

prep 108
A passing goodman suddenly points a finger at Tayre. "Hey! I recognize you! You're the banned outlaw, Tayre. Someone call for the law, quickly!"
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
Suddenly Khandgar appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.
>cast tay
You gesture at Tayre.
A bolt of magical energy strikes Tayre and is quickly deflected.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You hear someone chuckling.

>prep 108
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast tay
You gesture at Tayre.
[Spell Hindrance for some inky black brigandine is 6% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 1]
Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>prep 108
Jesae rears back her head and lets out a honking guffaw that would inspire envy in a donkey.
>
Wait 1 sec.
>cast tay
You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 108
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast tay

A number of deputies charge in, led by the town constable.
Tayre is able to move again.

With great ease, the town constable grabs Tayre and shackles his wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the town constable.
The town constable then drags him off.

>
You gesture into the air.
Your spell misfires.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[[OOC]-Tayre] "TIJAY"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "TIJAY YOU FUCKING CUNT"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "IF I HADN'T ACCIDENTALLY RUBBED RAVEYNA'S AMULET"
[[OOC]-Jesae] "Will you get hanged again?"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "NO"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "I GET A 2 MIL FINE"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "OR 100 MINUTES IN PRISON"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "FUCKING SHIT"
[[OOC]-You] "seriously man I'll help out how I can. But I was trying to unstun you so you could hide"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "God damn it"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "98 minuts or 1.8 mil"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "THANKS TIJAY"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "THANKS VERY MUCH"
[[OOC]-Jesae] "I'll sing to you outside the jail cell.."
[[OOC]-You] "I'm really sorry man"
[[Private]-Zusta] "sorry!? bro that was funny!"
[[Private]-Zusta] "tayre isnt pissed either so that makes it a good laugh"
You transmit your thought to Zusta: "I think hes pissed, but he'll have to get over it because I'm not giving him 1.8mil"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=6451"
[[OOC]-Tayre] "And that's the end of that."

[Edited on 4-26-2004 by Tijay]

[SpunGirl]

Cunt is a naughty word.

-K

[Drew2]

This is all I have to say.

[Sean]

I forgot my hood at the dry cleaners.

[Satira]

I'm laughing so hard at the OOC stuff.

[Nakiro]

Use the god damn jail script and let me know where it bugs next time.

Eesh.

[Drew2]

Tijay with out of KKK uniform.

[Sean]

I see how this thread is going to go...

Tayre's daring prision escape with his other vatos...

http://www.thaiworldview.com/travel/jpg/travel15.jpg

[Souzy]

LOL! Stop, ROFL! This is how Drew vents. Poor baby. :(

[Satira]

Man, this couldn't get funnier. (Prove me wrong)

[Souzy]

My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Please don't stop, haha! :lol:

[MPSorc]

thats some pretty funny shit, hope the jail time flys by for ya Tayre

[Atlanteax]

Nice one Tijay... :lol:

[Kurili]

That was hilarious!

Kurili

[GSLeloo]

:lol: That was so funny! You guys nearly made me burst my stitches from laughing.

[Hips]

Damnit... I went to bed too early again!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Damnit... I went to bed too early again!

You still play?

[Hips]

Not someone that you know.

[Shari]

<just pees herself laughing>

[Betheny]

Drew...

If you get my character in trouble, and I already know you have, I'm going to be one pissed off chick.

I don't let you use her to abuse her and run around like she's your bitch.

[DianaBanana]

Holy crap! That was too funny! More photoshop! More! More! More!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Maimara
Drew...

If you get my character in trouble, and I already know you have, I'm going to be one pissed off chick.

I don't let you use her to abuse her and run around like she's your bitch.

Actually he's been behaving with Ravey. Well, from what I know. He just does the guild reps with Lalana and whom ever. Other than that, I don't think he exploits her. You're safe. ;)

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Maimara
Drew...

If you get my character in trouble, and I already know you have, I'm going to be one pissed off chick.

I don't let you use her to abuse her and run around like she's your bitch.

Actually he's been behaving with Ravey. Well, from what I know. He just does the guild reps with Lalana and whom ever. Other than that, I don't think he exploits her. You're safe. ;)

Make sure she doesn't find out about the wild orgies or anything.

[TheEschaton]

Actually he's been behaving with Ravey. Well, from what I know. He just does the guild reps with Lalana and whom ever. Other than that, I don't think he exploits her. You're safe.


so that was Tayre who poked me when I sold that sheath to Artha west of the bank? Boo Tayre. I try and keep a low profile.


-TheE-

[Souzy]

Nakiro! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I plead the fifth! :whistle:

[Sean]

He's having wild orgies with himself?

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Tijay
He's having wild orgies with himself?

And the flower girl.

[Drew2]

When I MA, my characters never ever interact with eachother in public. Any spelling up or whatever takes place in private. I might have them indirectly help eachother in public... ala Raveyna using a demon to prevent sancting for Seran, but they don't communicate with eachother. She doesn't give spells or help him in his problems and vice versa. No one knows I MA unless I tell them simply because I strive to make it as non-obvious as I can.


Also, what I may or may not do with the flower girl is no ones business but mine.

[Kadumi]

Tayre, your flower girl is my sloppy seconds.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Tayre
No one knows I MA...

Now we do! :D

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Tayre
Also, what I may or may not do with the flower girl is no ones business but mine.

not when you invite Nakiro to come along so she can be healed during some heavy BDSM

[SpunGirl]

Bow chicka chicka bow bowwwwww

-K

[Sean]

stop perpetuating the vicious cycle! :flamewar:

[Kurili]

The Flower Wench is pure Evil.


Kurili