Fuck you, I have baconnaise!

[Androidpk]

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[NocturnalRob]

That is a fucking abomination, and you should be flogged.

Seriously.

[Androidpk]

Don't be jealous my son.

[NocturnalRob]

Mayonnaise is the fucking devil. Bacon is godly and all that is good.

In combination, it is meh. I hate you for the internal strife you have caused.

[Androidpk]

I happen to love mayo. But FYI it tastes like bacon and only bacon.

[NocturnalRob]

I happen to love mayo.
You're the devil.

[Rucca]

Mmmm the things I would do with that.

[Asha]

Mmmm the things I would do with that.

... picture proof?

[NocturnalRob]

Mmmm the things I would do with that.
Throw it away? Kill it with fire?

The only way I would eat something like that is licking it off you. Fact.

[Androidpk]

The only way I would eat something like that is licking it off you. Fact.

I'm going to steal this idea from you.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm going to steal this idea from you.
Just do it quickly before I patent it.

[Mogonis]

That is amazing, and fuck you. I'm jealous.

[Androidpk]

I'm about to test this shit out on some chipotle spiced sweet potato fries.

[Androidpk]

I'm about to test this shit out on some chipotle spiced sweet potato fries.

Fucking NOMNOMNOM.


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[BigWorm]

Mayonnaise is the fucking devil. Bacon is godly and all that is good.

In combination, it is meh. I hate you for the internal strife you have caused.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NocturnalRob again.

I couldn't agree more. Fuck mayo

[Mogonis]

You guys must be talking about Miracle Whip. Now that's an abomination. Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise is essential to a good, no, GREAT, sammich.

But it has to be the regular stuff. The kind with olive oil added is gross.

[Delias]

Mayonnaise exists because of rotten meat. True story, look it up.

ETA: In case I wasn't clear, Fuck mayo.

[Mogonis]

Then what do you guys use for moisture on sandwiches? Without mayo, most sandwiches are too dry.

[Delias]

Then what do you guys use for moisture on sandwiches? Without mayo, most sandwiches are too dry.

I know you're no stranger to moist meat.

[4a6c1]

:puke:

[Stanley Burrell]

I was too scared to say anything, because I didn't see other replies agreeing with Rob, but now that I think the school bully won't take my lunch money and/or I'll say something that offend a majority of people on the Internet, where I have attached unhealthy amounts of my social life to:

Yes, as in no: No mayonnaise. When mayonnaise was first invented, it was because someone said, "let's make something worse than Cheese-Wiz." There was lots of sex. It was the only way to coerce such a horrible concoction from the top scientist in the agricultural industry at the time. The protagonist was a recently-fired she devil, bent on using black magic to summon evil creatures at the institute. It was an institute.

Anyway, years later, after shady dealings with black market plastics and food additive FDA rebels, the original radioactive glow of the stage I mayonnaise was eradicated.

Soon, small town U.S.A. was flooded with billboards of subliminal mayo-eating images. The pudgy, seemingly adorable baby, drinking mayonnaise from a bottle. Shaped like Jesus. Then, the slogans, "Without May-o, there is no Day-o." By the 1950s, Capitol Records had been duped into letting Stanley Freburg make its first recording of the Banana Boat song. Used as McCarthy brainwashing in the Cold War.

Before the Soviets invaded, president ... The President fortified himself, probably, in a mayonnaise-alloy bunkey. In Greenland. It was the only thing to do after the massive mind-melding, minus the Vulcans, that would let Reagan bring evil, but needed mayo-bliss ignorance back to the masses. Our true past hidden in lipids.

Ultimately, mayonnaise is disgusting. But you might not agree. So, in summation, we must seek revenge upon the Earth. I mean, I really like saying "Seek revenge upon the Earth." To me, personally, it has a nice ring to it: Although I'm probably copying off of some scripture and am too lazy to Google it.

The word which can never die on this earth, for it is the heart of it and the meaning and the glory.

The sacred word:

Bacon.

The mayonnaise with the bacon is a bit a of a stretch, no offense.

[DCSL]

Oh Ben. Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben. That was heart-warming. My heart. It is warm.

[Delias]

Oh Ben. Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben. That was heart-warming. My heart. It is warm.

I bet it would be delicious wrapped in bacon.

[TheEschaton]

Then what do you guys use for moisture on sandwiches? Without mayo, most sandwiches are too dry.

Mustard is infinitely superior to mayo for wetting your sammichs.

Also, I'm not 12, so I don't eat sandwiches any more. FUCKING RIB EYE FOR EVERY MEAL, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Mogonis]

Only if you like mustard. Which I don't. So there.

[Back]

...

You must spread some mayo around before spreading it on Stanley Burrell again.

[Jarvan]

Mustard is infinitely superior to mayo for wetting your sammichs.

Also, I'm not 12, so I don't eat sandwiches any more. FUCKING RIB EYE FOR EVERY MEAL, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Some Sandwiches it's mustard, some it's mayo.

Also, without mayo, there is not tuna salad, egg salad, ham salad, or chicken salad. But more importantly.. there is no POTATO SALAD.

Long live mayo. Specifically Real Hellmann's. Everything else is an just wrong.

[Asha]

I'm awake at 2am reading a thread about baconaise. Brilliant!

[Androidpk]

Seriously Stan. Ben. Whatever... . . . .

I want whatever drugs you are taking.

[4a6c1]

Some Sandwiches it's mustard, some it's mayo.

Also, without mayo, there is not tuna salad, egg salad, ham salad, or chicken salad. But more importantly.. there is no POTATO SALAD.

Long live mayo. Specifically Real Hellmann's. Everything else is an just wrong.

Egg salad is best with mustard and AND (minus the Vulcans) it's better for you.

Fav lunch right now is a piece of wheat bread folded over, a boiled egg i forked over and over again, garlic salt and pepper and smears and smears of mustard. Roma tomato on da side. MMMM.

Also I am so confused right now. I want to put at least part of that Mayo Tirade in my sig but I like my current sig so much. ARGH. It's not fair. If Deathguy can put OprahBees and Gunpointydude/giant blinking things in his sig why do I have to choose between Snark and Mayo?

[Asha]

Seriously Stan. Ben. Whatever... . . . .

I want whatever drugs you are taking.

You reaaaaallly don't..

[WRoss]

I was too scared to say anything, because I didn't see other replies agreeing with Rob, but now that I think the school bully won't take my lunch money and/or I'll say something that offend a majority of people on the Internet, where I have attached unhealthy amounts of my social life to:

Yes, as in no: No mayonnaise. When mayonnaise was first invented, it was because someone said, "let's make something worse than Cheese-Wiz." There was lots of sex. It was the only way to coerce such a horrible concoction from the top scientist in the agricultural industry at the time. The protagonist was a recently-fired she devil, bent on using black magic to summon evil creatures at the institute. It was an institute.

Anyway, years later, after shady dealings with black market plastics and food additive FDA rebels, the original radioactive glow of the stage I mayonnaise was eradicated.

Soon, small town U.S.A. was flooded with billboards of subliminal mayo-eating images. The pudgy, seemingly adorable baby, drinking mayonnaise from a bottle. Shaped like Jesus. Then, the slogans, "Without May-o, there is no Day-o." By the 1950s, Capitol Records had been duped into letting Stanley Freburg make its first recording of the Banana Boat song. Used as McCarthy brainwashing in the Cold War.

Before the Soviets invaded, president ... The President fortified himself, probably, in a mayonnaise-alloy bunkey. In Greenland. It was the only thing to do after the massive mind-melding, minus the Vulcans, that would let Reagan bring evil, but needed mayo-bliss ignorance back to the masses. Our true past hidden in lipids.

Ultimately, mayonnaise is disgusting. But you might not agree. So, in summation, we must seek revenge upon the Earth. I mean, I really like saying "Seek revenge upon the Earth." To me, personally, it has a nice ring to it: Although I'm probably copying off of some scripture and am too lazy to Google it.

The word which can never die on this earth, for it is the heart of it and the meaning and the glory.

The sacred word:

Bacon.

The mayonnaise with the bacon is a bit a of a stretch, no offense.

you should win a Pulitzer for this