Inmate 45604

[Nostradamus]

Post all your entertaining Jailhouse pics here so i can get some entertainment while enjoying my new home. WE really need to get better food here.


Day 1 of scripting imprisonment, Hmm wonder how long till the fines reset, Least i can keep one of them occupied for a while.

The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Roll call! Time to make sure you're still alive and causing me grief! Nostradamus, ANSWER me these questions in order, one at a time, and within two minutes. What is your gender, your profession, and the number of the hour of the day in elven time?"
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[answers]>answer female
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
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[answers]>answer empath
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
>l
[Prison, Cell]
Massive in size, this prison cell is easily big enough to contain the largest of hooligans. A chamber pot, the size of a halfling, lies overturned in the corner, its festering contents spilled out. A rudimentary bed has been carved roughly out of the stone wall, offering an uncomfortable resting place. Sounds of crickets chirping stream in through a small window high in the wall. You also see a massive glaes door.
Obvious exits: none
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[answers]>answer 18
The muffled voice of a guard echoes from beyond the cell door, "Check!"
>

[kgolfer]

Are you saying your new home is prison?

[Nostradamus]

Are you saying your new home is prison?


Landing shattered prison. Yes we got vigilante justice updated in shattered. SO I figure i will log just how many days it takes to get this fixed with a daily log. And for entertainment pourposes be nice to have a few funny jailhouse pics.

Seems all you have to do is accuse someone of banishment. And you get locked up and never have a chance to get out.

Cause if you script accuse playername banishment. As soon as you get released they lock you up again.

LMAO so why not just make lemonade from lemons.

[Deathravin]

Cause if you script accuse playername banishment. As soon as you get released they lock you up again..

;e wait_while { Room.current.id.to_i == 4 } ; if !Spell[916].known? then fput "incant 916" ; else ; fput "rub my amulet" ; end ; fput "exit"

(exchange 4 for whatever the room # is for the jail cell, I'm just assuming it hasn't been mapped).

Or does it not even give you a chance to exit?

[Nostradamus]

;e wait_while { Room.current.id.to_i == 4 } ; if !Spell[916].known? then fput "incant 916" ; else ; fput "rub my amulet" ; end ; fput "exit"

(exchange 4 for whatever the room # is for the jail cell, I'm just assuming it hasn't been mapped).

Or does it not even give you a chance to exit?


You ponder what you should do now for a moment, and realize that since you've served your punishments, you should be able to pick up your belongings from the local constabulary. You do remember the judge telling you that you need to pick up your belongings within an hour of your release, lest they be sold to the poor.
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--- Lich: answers has exited.
The night watchman, leading a group of deputies, strides swiftly in.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" the night watchman cries out.
The night watchman then drags you off.


Arriving at the jail, the night watchman strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.

In the distance you hear the night watchman say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."

[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]
Dirty walls surround you, and a metal-banded door blocks your only exit. From somewhere in the darkness, you can hear the sound of a creature moving about. You also see a pair of fruit-stained trousers and a fruit-stained tunic.
Obvious exits: none
P>

nope and need to go out as soon as released from jail then remember you are naked while in jail

[Nostradamus]

Oh best part of the new improved justice system is that if you choose fine
it stacks your fine
In the back of your mind you remember you owe a debt of 7450000 silver in the town of Wehnimer's Landing.
P>

isnt that good here is what happened 2 mins after choosing fine


You are quickly escorted to the Landing's Moot Hall and stood before the judge.

[Wehnimer's Courtroom]
The courtroom is uncomfortably chilly and plainly furnished. Several benches are lined up to face a raised platform at the far end of the room. The town magistrate dispenses justice, swiftly and summarily, seated in the straightbacked chair behind a simple table on the platform. An armed guard leans against the wall, next to the door, looking casual but ready for trouble should it arise. You also see a curtained entryway.
Obvious exits: out
The judge studies you carefully, then motions toward the bailiff who cries out, "Here before ye is the malefactor Nostradamus.
The bailiff says, "Nostradamus is charged with 1 count of high crimes against the state. This 1 crime carries a total fine of 2500000 silvers."

The judge glances at you and says, "Don't worry about the fine, it could be worse. You could be the last one I had in here. Enough about that, let's move on. You may think you're innocent...but trust me, you're not. Guilty as charged!"

He continues, "I've decided that I'm not going to let you serve community service, so don't get your hopes up. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 2500000 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 120 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."
>answer fine

The judge nods curtly and says, "You have 228 minutes to pay it off, otherwise your seized property will be sold to raise the funds. You may now leave."
>;go3 1438
--- Lich: could not find script `go3' in directory C:/Users/Chris/Desktop/lich-4.1.67/lich/scripts/!
>o
A passing goodman nods approvingly towards you. "It's good they're punishing the rabble of this town. I'm sure they'll run you out of town after this too. Good riddance, I say!"

The night watchman, leading a group of deputies, strides swiftly in.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" the night watchman cries out.
The night watchman then drags you off.


Arriving at the jail, the night watchman strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.

In the distance you hear the night watchman say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."

[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]
Dirty walls surround you, and a metal-banded door blocks your only exit. From somewhere in the darkness, you can hear the sound of a creature moving about. You also see a pair of fruit-stained trousers and a fruit-stained tunic.
Obvious exits: none
P>
You will have to stand up first or crawl there.

[IorakeWarhammer]

so its totally broken. TYPICAL SIMUTRONICS.. WHERE IS MY 30$ A MONTH GOING?!?!? lol

[Nostradamus]

so its totally broken. TYPICAL SIMUTRONICS.. WHERE IS MY 30$ A MONTH GOING?!?!? lol

Ok so here is the story.

I was able to script and pay the fine off the first time in about 20 minutes after being locked up. I went back to get my gear and noticed that the gear doesnt disappear as long as your in jail. Although I was relocked by them accusing.

I knew I Was not going to be able to afk script and stay connected the past two days as I am getting a new cable installed in my home. At first it was a skeezy master scheme that Sluntty and Jaimaltz was pulling as if you do choose to stay in jail or try to find a way out it will arrest and stack fines... Luckily the fines reset after a bit of jail time and even if you have a warrant you are still able to get your shit.

Hope you all enjoyed me tying up Sluntty and his three alts for the past two days. This has been a community service message.

Also he didnt realize that why he occupied my room. My stuff would never leave cause the jainitor has to have time to take them.

Thank you for everyones participation

:love:

CROSS POST FROM SHATTERED OFFICIALS
Re: Justice is broken again..... · on 1/22/2011 7:20:25 AM 222



Slunnty and Jaimaltz,

I wasnt complaining about losing my inventory. I wsa complaining about you and how you abused the system. You guys didnt notice you saved it for me. You never left the room. Bet that janitor was happy to get the past two days off.

Thank you so much for saving my stuff. Greatly appreciated it. Although I am still banished it is not because of crimes I commited like you. So please don't insult me by comparing myself to you. Kthxbai

You see The Oracle Nostradamus the Know-It-All.
She appears to be a French.
She is slender and tall and appears to be very young. She has sultry violet eyes and flawless skin. She has long, fiery red hair sweeping down her face and covering her left cheek. She has a pair of faintly translucent tsunami blue wings.
You can hardly recognize her covered in all that soot and ash!
She is in good shape.
She is holding a snake-carved russet orase runestaff in her right hand.
an opaque glass amulet, a crystal amulet, a worm hole, a bright orange lifevest, an ''I'm a Vulture'' t-shirt, a disaster preparation kit, and some tsunami water socks.