What band name would you adopt for your genitals?

[Drew]

The title is self explanatory. I've already thought of the best one for a guy, so I'm claiming this one for me:

Meat Loaf

[Androidpk]

NIN

[LMingrone]

Rage (penis) Against the Machine (vagina) .

[Anebriated]

Slayer

[Warriorbird]

INXS

[Cap'nDrak]

Machine Head

[Rucca]

Sweetbox

[Drew]

Sweetbox

Is there really a band named Sweetbox?

[Rucca]

Is there really a band named Sweetbox?

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyjkRlgO5s

[Tsa`ah]

Limp Bizkit.

Not because I like them, nor that I suffer from any form of ED ... but rather self deprecation seems appropriate.

Had there been a band named "Don't taze me bro" ... I would probably would have gone with that.

[Drew]

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyjkRlgO5s

Haha, I salute you.

[Drew]

For you ladies with STDs: The Flaming Lips

[Delias]

Starship

[Archigeek]

Had there been a band named "Don't taze me bro" ... I would probably would have gone with that.

I love that Devo worked that line into one of the songs on their new album.

[Nieninque]

Hole
Fuzzbox
My Bloody Valentine
Nirvana

[Malvadere]

Screeching Weasel

[Nieninque]

The Wedding Present

[Delias]

kingston trio

[kookiegod]

Apocolyptica

or for quicky mornings, Rush...heh

[Skeeter]

They Might Be Giant(s)

[Drakefang]

Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts

Russell Crowe's band...surprisingly decent.

[WRoss]

The Cranberries.

[Jace Solo]

Philharmonic Orchestra

Whole lot of brass, whole lot of wood, big set of pipes, whole lotta noise and even your grandma can appreciate what happens when she blows my horn.

Giggity

[Soulpieced]

Handful of Peter.

[WRoss]

Stone Temple Pilots were originally named Shirley Temple's Pussy. They couldn't use that name when they got on the radio, but liked the STP oil logo, so they changed it to what they are known as today. Anyways, any of you redheads should use their old name.

[pabstblueribbon]

Richard Cheese

[Tea & Strumpets]

Kool and the Gang.

[pabstblueribbon]

Bel Biv Devoe?

It doesn't even make sense. But I still laugh.

How about, Rage Against The Vagine.

Haha... eh..

[Delias]

Carnivore

[NocturnalRob]

Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts

[Latrinsorm]

Mach Inferno.

[pabstblueribbon]

Huey Lewis. And the News.

The news referring to the testicles.

[NocturnalRob]

Huey Lewis. And the News.

The news referring to the testicles.
Having to explain your band name makes it a bad name.

[RaJu Denjik]

Toots and the maytals

[pabstblueribbon]

Having to explain your band name makes it a bad name.
Fine then.

Phil Collins.

[NocturnalRob]

Fine then.

Phil Collins.
Hahaha...much better.

[pabstblueribbon]

Also I have decided to name Parkbandits vagina The 7 Year Itch.

[Delias]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pabstblueribbon again

[ViridianAsp]

The Silver Shrine

[Drakefang]

Having to explain your band name makes it a bad name.

Having to use one that someone already used before you is pretty bad, too.

[NocturnalRob]

Having to use one that someone already used before you is pretty bad, too.
Cool. Nice edit.

[Drakefang]

I edited it to include the fact it was Russell Crowe's band, not to change my band name.

[NocturnalRob]

I edited it to include the fact it was Russell Crowe's band, not to change my band name.
PROVE IT!

[Drakefang]

Uhm...

It's time stamped? Otherwise, I got nothing.

[Showal]

Stone Temple Pilots were originally named Shirley Temple's Pussy. They couldn't use that name when they got on the radio, but liked the STP oil logo, so they changed it to what they are known as today. Anyways, any of you redheads should use their old name.

That's not true. They were originally named something else, but had to change since another band already existed with that name. I just looked it up, it was Mighty Joe Young. They tried a few names that their label rejected, such as Shirley Temple's Pussy. They ended up with Stone Temple Pilots.

[pabstblueribbon]

Elvis Presley.

Look out now! ::karate chop:: Thats Kara-tay. Only two kinda people know it, thats the Chinese, and the King. Which indirectly refers to my genetalia.

Added bonus: If I ever exit a building, by default my genetalia has also left the building and well within my rights to notify anyone in my general vicinity. All I need now is a bedazzler to jazz it (my genetalia) up a bit, a crushed velvet painting, and a massive addiction to KFC and pain killers.

[TheEschaton]

You white guys should go with Pink Floyd.

I'mma go with (hed)p.e.

-TheE-

[Stanley Burrell]

Ol' Dirty Bastard.

[Tisket]

Nickelback?

You know...put in a dime, get a nickel back?

Shut up.

[Kuyuk]

at least your vag gives change.

[pabstblueribbon]

at least your vag gives change.

Aha. So thats where they got the idea to make those stupid little rubber deals that held coins. To be honest with you, I hope vaginas hold coins better than those things did.

[Cap'nDrak]

Nickelback?

You know...put in a dime, get a nickel back?

Shut up.

I'm pretty certain yours would be Iron Maiden. I could be wrong....

[4a6c1]

Skid Row. Ahahaha! I kill me.

Too easy?

Then Judas Priest. There, think about that sublimation.

[pabstblueribbon]

Skid Row. Ahahaha! I kill me.

Too easy?

Then Judas Priest. There, think about that sublimation.

Hmm. So, your genetalia may not be in the best neighborhood, but its somewhat talented, capable and slightly gruff on the exterior but somewhere, deep inside, you've always liked the color pink and if you had your way you would spend out the rest of your days in peace picking out window treatments and kissing members of the same sex on the mouth.

Your genetalia is cleanly shaven, although somewhat misshapen and is constantly mistaken for that one weird guy in the original The Hills Have Eyes.

Boo-ya-ka-sha.

I hope that didnt offend you.

I may have gotten sublimation confused with.. psychoanalysed.

[diethx]

Cool. Nice edit.

It's ok, you can always change the name of your vagina to Cradle of Filth.

Also, all the good vagina names have been taken. At least all the good ones I can think of. So, i'm going to say I have a penis and name it Skankin' Pickle.

[pabstblueribbon]

It's ok, you can always change the name of your vagina to Cradle of Filth.

Also, all the good vagina names have been taken. At least all the good ones I can think of. So, i'm going to say I have a penis and name it Skankin' Pickle.

Pfft. Crosby, Stills and Nash? Too obvious?

[Androidpk]

It's ok, you can always change the name of your vagina to Cradle of Filth.


:lol2:

[Warriorbird]

It's ok, you can always change the name of your vagina to Cradle of Filth.

Also, all the good vagina names have been taken. At least all the good ones I can think of. So, i'm going to say I have a penis and name it Skankin' Pickle.

The Hold Steady.

[pabstblueribbon]

The Hold Steady.

The Darkness would be a good one too, but I only remember one of their songs.

Or the over complicated, Hole.

[Androidpk]

There are plenty of good vag names left. The Cure, Orgy, Velvet Underground.. ect

[Drew]

Also, all the good vagina names have been taken.

The Velvet Underground
Oasis
The Promise Ring
Kajagoogoo
Passion Pit

Male genitalia names:

Infected Mushroom
Red Hot Chili Pepper
Whitesnake
Biggie Smalls and 2pac

[Delias]

3rd eye blind

[Drew]

3rd eye blind

Haha nice.

[4a6c1]

Cradle of Filth ftw.

[diethx]

There are plenty of good vag names left.

I guess I didn't think that hard. :(

Sublime.

[diethx]

Another good male name:

Bunghole Surfers

[Androidpk]

Cradle of Filth ftw.

You like CoF?????

[diethx]

You like CoF?????

I think she just meant she wants to name her vagina that.

[4a6c1]

You like CoF?????

I really dont see anything wrong with Satanic Scream Metal. Really. Whats wrong with it? Name one thing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The XX

[Androidpk]

I really dont see anything wrong with Satanic Scream Metal. Really. Whats wrong with it? Name one thing.

Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl!

[Drew]

The XX

Just cause your alter-ego plays in that?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Just cause your alter-ego plays in that?

Well, and X implies something naughty.

[4a6c1]

Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl!

For to please less vowels in sentence.

[Drew]

For to please less vowels in sentence.

I can't find the actual original Onion page:


http://www.squarewheels.com/jokes/clintondeploysvowels.html

[Fallen]

Limozeen (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail126.html)

[Delias]

The Guess Who

[pabstblueribbon]

Well, and X implies something naughty.

Hugs and kisses I bet!

You rascal.

[AnticorRifling]

Allow me to win this thread.

"Me first and the Gimmie Gimmies"

[pabstblueribbon]

Now all we do is wait until Rob comments. I think I know what he'll go with. It's so exciting!

[NocturnalRob]

Now all we do is wait until Rob comments. I think I know what he'll go with. It's so exciting!
Queen

[pabstblueribbon]

Queen

This is a bigger letdown than when Anticor ruined the ending of the Titanic.

[AnticorRifling]

Wham!

Men without hats

A-ha

The Cure

This list could get interesting.

[AnticorRifling]

Skid Row. Ahahaha! I kill me.

Too easy?

Then Judas Priest. There, think about that sublimation.

You missed the obvious one here.

Hole

[NocturnalRob]

Gin Blossoms?

[pabstblueribbon]

I think I'll change mine to Winger for when I'm hanging out with hardcore metal people.

[NocturnalRob]

Nirvana

[AnticorRifling]

Nirvana

So you blew the head off with a shotgun?

Metal.

[NocturnalRob]

So you blew the head off with a shotgun?
Based on what your wife told me, I didn't need the extra length to compare to you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Here's some I think are good.

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
Adventures in Shrubbery
Baldilocks
Exploding Boy
Skankin' Pickle
Lance Armstrong and the One Ballers
An Emotional Fish
Stop Calling Me Frank
Two Minute Sinatra

[Cephalopod]

Toad the Wet Sprocket

[pabstblueribbon]

Electric Light Orchestra

[Drakefang]

Boston Pops

[pabstblueribbon]

Kenny Rogers, The Gambler

[pabstblueribbon]

Is there a known medical condition for obsessive compulsive genital naming?

[pabstblueribbon]

I mean, it would be cool to have that diseased named after you.


RIGHT SAID FRED

[pabstblueribbon]

The Presidents of the United States Of America

[pabstblueribbon]

THE C & C MUSIC FACTORY

[pabstblueribbon]

MAX WEINBURG AND THE WEINBERG 7

[pabstblueribbon]

BONE ACCOMPANIED BY TWO THUGS IN HARMONY

[pabstblueribbon]

PRINCES UNPROUNOUNCEABLE SYMBOL

[4a6c1]

lol pabst


You missed the obvious one here.

Hole

How could I pass on the lovely mental picture invoked by Skid Row?

[pabstblueribbon]

lol pabst



How could I pass on the lovely mental picture invoked by Skid Row?

Shh. I'm trying to document a history of mental instability for a top secret spy job. Don't tell anyone though.

[4a6c1]

lols

[MotleyCrew]

Godsmack

[leifastagsweed]

How about song name, instead...or is that an utter fail?

"Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States

"Moving to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches!"
However, they do NOT come in a can and they were NOT put there by a man in a factory downtown! <shudder>

[pabstblueribbon]

Are you trying to kill me?

[NocturnalRob]

Are you trying to kill me?
Lack of sandwiches will do that.

[diethx]

I'm saddened no one has as of yet taken Cream.

[Warriorbird]

I'm saddened no one has as of yet taken Cream.

I thought about it. Wanted to make an 'end up hung' reference though.

[Marl]

how in the hell has no one said ........


...Tool

[BigWorm]

How about song name, instead...or is that an utter fail?

"Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States

"Moving to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches!"
However, they do NOT come in a can and they were NOT put there by a man in a factory downtown! <shudder>

Actually Peaches is a band name too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXiFuU7X_Fo

[B4Hand]

A-ha( and 80's band)?

[iJin]

A Perfect Circle, heh.




Mental image is odd.

[Tsa`ah]

I was thankful I hadn't seen Puddle of Mudd ... then realized I had the thought and gagged a little.

[pabstblueribbon]

A Perfect Circle, heh.




Mental image is odd.

Also slang for a short fat woman.

[MotleyCrew]

If I had a penis....

Pearl Jam

Deep Purple

[pabstblueribbon]

For vaginas with unwanted pregnancies.

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

[Rucca]

If I was a guy, mine would be named Everlast.

[LMingrone]

If you were a guy, you'd be Quick Finish. Then Rinse and Repeat.

[Rucca]

If you were a guy, you'd be Quick Finish. Then Rinse and Repeat.

Don't be a hater. I'd put the Energizer Bunny to shame...as well as being 2 inches...from the floor.

[LMingrone]

I was saying that as a dude hittin your fine self. Quick Finish then Rinse and Repeat. Take it as a compliment.

[Rucca]

I was saying that as a dude hittin your fine self. Quick Finish then Rinse and Repeat. Take it as a compliment.

I guess if it means I get to tap that ass all night long, then fine. Although premature ejaculation is embarrassing. :bananahit:

[LMingrone]

I guess if it means I get to tap that ass all night long, then fine. Although premature ejaculation is embarrassing. :bananahit:

That's the reason for "Rinse and Repeat". :)

[RSR]

Big Head Todd & the monsters.

-Richard.

[LadyLaphrael]

Broken Social Scene

[Gan]

There are plenty of good vag names left. The Cure, Orgy, Velvet Underground.. ect

Iron Maiden for the vaginites.

For mine:

The B52's.

*
Forgot about:
Blind Melon
The Cure
Five Iron Frenzy
The Rolling Stones

[Keller]

Ladies - no one has claimed Passion Pit?

And for me? Big Boi. He might possibly be on tour with The Get Up Kids.

[Drew]

Ladies - no one has claimed Passion Pit?

I threw it out there for them.

[Keller]

I threw it out there for them.

I must have skimmed over that.

[pabstblueribbon]

Ladies - no one has claimed Passion Pit?

And for me? Big Boi. He might possibly be on tour with The Get Up Kids.

Big Boi?

More like Slim Shady.

WHAMMY

[Gallows Thief]

Flogging Molly....

[Parker]

How about the Dropkick Murphys?

[Delias]

How about the Dropkick Murphys?

That sounds painful.
Great band though.

[AnticorRifling]

Kool and the Gang

[Delias]

Screwdriver

[Vindicate]

Kiss?

[Lolleia]

Technically it's not a band but I'm going with Lady Gaga.

[Back]

Looking though my playlist...

Velvet Revolver.

Spladow!

[Keller]

Looking though my playlist...

Velvet Revolver.

Spladow!

I take it you don't listen to Too $hort.

[Back]

I take it you don't listen to Too $hort.

I know the artist. Hilarious.

Other choices might, but not necessarily, include:

Bananarama

Led Zepplin

Pink Floyd

Nirvana

[Keller]

Has anyone said Sex Pistols?

And maybe Rancid for the less sanitary ladies.

[Back]

Has anyone said Sex Pistols?

Fuck, thats a good one.

[Delias]

Has anyone said Sex Pistols?

And maybe Rancid for the less sanitary ladies.

I considered it, but I have sex pistol, singular.

[Gan]

I take it you don't listen to Too $hort.

ROFL

[Vindicate]

oingo boingo

[Keller]

Has anyone used Kenny Loggins yet?

[diethx]

Ugly Kid Joe

ftfy

[Grothmag]

Pearl Jam

[Liagala]

I have no idea which band name I'd pick, but this website is a lot more entertaining when you have this thread in mind:

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/

[Gan]

The Talking Heads

The Velvet underground

The Grateful Dead

The Black Eyed Peas

[NocturnalRob]

Steely Dan

Joe Cocker

[NocturnalRob]

And for the ladies: Humble Pie

[NocturnalRob]

And for AR: Thin Lizzy

[RSR]

For the country fans out there:

Big and Rich.

-Richard.

[4a6c1]

Big and Rich.

-Richard.

The clones would like for you to clarify your genital descriptor. Is that rich like chocolate or rich like Trump.

-Lady Vader

[RSR]

Why can't it be both?

-Richard.

[NocturnalRob]

Why can't it be both?

-Richard.
Because then it would be my dick, Dick.

[4a6c1]

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww258/blevr9/vader_thumbs_up.jpg

[pabstblueribbon]

Jimmy Buffett

Pronounced Jimmy Buh-fey.

[leifastagsweed]

This thread must live again... :smug:

Concrete Blonde

[4a6c1]

lol. Cradle of Filth...still funny

[RSR]

Ram Jam.

Well she's shaking that thing. Bam-ba-lam.

-Richard.

[Asha]

The Dave Matthews Band

[joehollywood]

Elephantitis

[MotleyCrew]

Meat Puppets

Black Sabbath

HammerFall

[leifastagsweed]

So obvious that I can't believe it hasn't been posted before...

Hole (http://youtu.be/GQ-K2vIT_QQ)

[RSR]

It has been posted before, more than once I believe.

And one I don't think I saw...Whitesnake.

-Richard.

[leifastagsweed]

It has been posted before, more than once I believe.


I fail, but it was a good listen. You know I am definitely not calling mine Four Non Blondes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc).

[Ralimar]

Tenacious D.

[Blazar]

Really surprised no one has thrown this one up:

Sublime

Pure awesomeness.

[Gweneivia]

Iowa Beef Experience.

[Rolis]

Lynyrd Skynyrd

[Lolleia]

Alabama Thunderpussy... yep.

[diethx]

I guess I didn't think that hard. :(

Sublime.


Really surprised no one has thrown this one up:

Sublime

Pure awesomeness.

You read good.

[Blazar]

Bahhh. So I missed the one post with it, figures.

[leifastagsweed]

Lovin Spoonful (http://youtu.be/Z-_9z641CDk)