wtf do you do when..

[Hilts]

alright my best friend who claims to be grown is pissing me off acting like a child so im going to vent, then go to bed..

best friend of a long fucking time and his gf go through shit and break up like once every 2 weeks.. it happened again yesterday. she texts me up askin if i could bring her a phone charger cause her shits broke.. so i text HIM up and im like yo ima run by your crib and drop a charger off for your ol lady and he texts back some shit like i left, i aint goin back..(the breakup part) so i text back and ask wtf? no response.. this dudes been my best friend for almost 9 years and i know how theyre breakups go.. so i take her the charger and decide to sit around cause i fucking know hes coming back.. and sure enough he comes in about a hour and a half after i get there. im chillin watchin a movie on the couch.. his girl is in the recliner, he walks in.. doesnt even say whats up to me, goes straight to his bedroom and shuts the door.

ive tried talking to him all day but he wont answer my calls or msg me back.
now i respect guy code and i do not fuck with a friends girl.. regardless if theyre broke up or not thats just not me.

i think thats it.. i prolly said the same shit over and over but im supposed to be this guys "right hand man" i keep his fucking secrets.. i dont fucking rat to his gf on him when he does foul shit. i hold him down when he needs it on anything he asks. ive almost told him to man the fuck up and say if hes got a problem with anything.. but its a friendship i dont want to have end.

WTF am i supposed to do?

[Back]

alright my best friend who claims to be grown is pissing me off acting like a child so im going to vent, then go to bed..

best friend of a long fucking time and his gf go through shit and break up like once every 2 weeks.. it happened again yesterday. she texts me up askin if i could bring her a phone charger cause her shits broke.. so i text HIM up and im like yo ima run by your crib and drop a charger off for your ol lady and he texts back some shit like i left, i aint goin back..(the breakup part) so i text back and ask wtf? no response.. this dudes been my best friend for almost 9 years and i know how theyre breakups go.. so i take her the charger and decide to sit around cause i fucking know hes coming back.. and sure enough he comes in about a hour and a half after i get there. im chillin watchin a movie on the couch.. his girl is in the recliner, he walks in.. doesnt even say whats up to me, goes straight to his bedroom and shuts the door.

ive tried talking to him all day but he wont answer my calls or msg me back.
now i respect guy code and i do not fuck with a friends girl.. regardless if theyre broke up or not thats just not me.

i think thats it.. i prolly said the same shit over and over but im supposed to be this guys "right hand man" i keep his fucking secrets.. i dont fucking rat to his gf on him when he does foul shit. i hold him down when he needs it on anything he asks. ive almost told him to man the fuck up and say if hes got a problem with anything.. but its a friendship i dont want to have end.

WTF am i supposed to do?

Fuck her.

[Androidpk]

Sleep with his girl.

[Hilts]

you 2 are not helping! despite her bein incredibly good looking.. i couldnt do that to him

[Back]

You already have. Am I wrong?

[Kuyuk]

Fuck her, and post her tits here.

[Hilts]

do bj's count?

kiddin.. no i havent done anything with her, like i said.. that just aint my modus operandi(this i spelled that right?)

[Latrinsorm]

Why do you think your friendship is imperiled? I don't get it.

[Hilts]

Why do you think your friendship is imperiled? I don't get it.

neither one of us have a long fuse for our tempers and we're both mildly fucked up in the head(i take my meds, he dont).. so if i said what i wanted to say shit would esculate quick in a bad way

[Kuyuk]

neither one of us have a long fuse for our tempers and we're both mildly fucked up in the head(i take my meds, he dont).. so if i said what i wanted to say shit would esculate quick in a bad way

Sean? Is this you?

[Hilts]

Sean? Is this you?

no..

[Back]

I’d have fucked her already, fuck sake.

[Kuyuk]

I’d have fucked her already, fuck sake.

Maybe she's resistant to the charm of tweed.

[4a6c1]

What have you done to initiate communication with this guy who is supposedly your best friend? An adult would go into the room and say "Hey, things are weird and we have been friends for a long time and I'm concerned for your situation right now. So I'm going to go have a beer or something, you are welcome to come. We can talk if you need to or not or whatever. Just want you to know I'm there for you." Then leave. And dont do whatever it is you do when you are off your meds.

[Back]

Maybe she's resistant to the charm of weed.

Eh?

[Paradii]

I’d have fucked her already, fuck sake.

She's not a dude or passed out. So, no you probably wouldn't have.

[Asile]

What have you done to initiate communication with this guy who is supposedly your best friend? An adult would go into the room and say "Hey, things are weird and we have been friends for a long time and I'm concerned for your situation right now. So I'm going to go have a beer or something, you are welcome to come. We can talk if you need to or not or whatever. Just want you to know I'm there for you." Then leave. And dont do whatever it is you do when you are off your meds.

^ ^ ^ This.

Of course, it takes a woman or two to be able to point it out.

I assume this is the first time he's ever acted like this? Maybe he's off his meds..

And if you really value the friendship, DO NOT fuck his girl, or anything close.

[Delias]

alright my best friend who claims to be grown is pissing me off acting like a child so im going to vent, then go to bed..

best friend of a long fucking time and his gf go through shit and break up like once every 2 weeks.. it happened again yesterday. she texts me up askin if i could bring her a phone charger cause her shits broke.. so i text HIM up and im like yo ima run by your crib and drop a charger off for your ol lady and he texts back some shit like i left, i aint goin back..(the breakup part) so i text back and ask wtf? no response.. this dudes been my best friend for almost 9 years and i know how theyre breakups go.. so i take her the charger and decide to sit around cause i fucking know hes coming back.. and sure enough he comes in about a hour and a half after i get there. im chillin watchin a movie on the couch.. his girl is in the recliner, he walks in.. doesnt even say whats up to me, goes straight to his bedroom and shuts the door.

ive tried talking to him all day but he wont answer my calls or msg me back.
now i respect guy code and i do not fuck with a friends girl.. regardless if theyre broke up or not thats just not me.

i think thats it.. i prolly said the same shit over and over but im supposed to be this guys "right hand man" i keep his fucking secrets.. i dont fucking rat to his gf on him when he does foul shit. i hold him down when he needs it on anything he asks. ive almost told him to man the fuck up and say if hes got a problem with anything.. but its a friendship i dont want to have end.

WTF am i supposed to do?

Maybe, instead, you could make friends with people you don't have to keep secrets for.

[waywardgs]

Alcohol would solve this. Massive amounts.








Post mugshots the next day.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Definitely get a guy friend who isn't a drama magnet and isn't a bitchy douche canoe to boot.

[S.S.D.Year]

Maybe I'm a bit callous but in this situation if I were in your shoes, I'd be glad he doesn't want to talk about his broken relationship with me.

It happens so often you don't even take it (the breakup) seriously - you knew he was coming back and he did.

If he doesn't want to vent to you right now, cool. This is something that's between him and his on-again off-again girlfriend, right?

What Rojo said... let him know you'll listen when he wants to talk. With friends I have in these types of relationships (every argument, which are frequent, results in someone leaving) I come to a point where I say "Stop coming to me with this if you aren't going to either fix it or move on". But again, that's just me.

[Drew]

If my friend acted like that, 1. my friends wouldn't, 2. I'd stop being friends with them.

I have enough of this kind of drama from females in my life, why would you want to be friends with a guy who is emotional like a girl?

[diethx]

She's not a dude or passed out. So, no you wouldn't have.

ftfy

[Tea & Strumpets]

If my friend acted like that, 1. my friends wouldn't, 2. I'd stop being friends with them.

I have enough of this kind of drama from females in my life, why would you want to be friends with a guy who is emotional like a girl?

Everyone knows that when a friend introduces you to their girlfriend, you're supposed to take advantage of that pseudo-relationship where the girl is polite and friendly because she wants you to like her since you are a friend of her boyfriend, and then bang her.

You sound like you are way to involved in their relationship. Deal with your own headaches instead of involving yourself in other peoples completely voluntarily. It's already obvious that you know you are wrong with all the self-validation you've included in your post. For example "his girlfriend called and asked to borrow a phone charger and I texted him wtf and he didn't even respond!" At least you know enough about interacting with your friends that you knew it would be cool to hang out at his house with his girlfriend because you knew he'd be back. Everyone likes to have an uninvolved party around when they are arguing with their significant other.

And WTF is with all the people on medication?

[4a6c1]

If my friend acted like that, 1. my friends wouldn't, 2. I'd stop being friends with them.

I have enough of this kind of drama from females in my life, why would you want to be friends with a guy who is emotional like a girl?

Yes. I kind of benefit of the doubted @ this situation because I have had some pretty rational dudebros act like women over women. It happens.

[phantasm]

Sounds like your friend is being a real woman.
Remind him that he doesn't want a serious girlfriend that could potentially end up forcing him into marriage.
He has stumbled with this girl and has some type of emotional connection.
You job is to help him completely and totally sever that, with your dick.
If you have been friends for the last 9 years, which I assume means nothing more than you drink, do drugs, play sports, and hunt women together.
There is absolutely no reason you can't continue to do those things for the next 9 years after this little problem is resolved.

[sst]

Just pee in her butt and then you wont have to worry about the friendship anymore.

[Hilts]

3rd day and still wont answer any of my calls.. im not tryin to be his relationship therapist or anything. i just want to find out what his problem with me is now.

he wont talk but im still in his friends on FB

[Delias]

3rd day and still wont answer any of my calls.. im not tryin to be his relationship therapist or anything. i just want to find out what his problem with me is now.

he wont talk but im still in his friends on FB

Just so we're clear, you're like, 14 years old, right?

[NocturnalRob]

3rd day and still wont answer any of my calls.. im not tryin to be his relationship therapist or anything. i just want to find out what his problem with me is now.

he wont talk but im still in his friends on FB
He didn't unfriend you on Facebook!?? Well then there's still hope!!!

Seriously, how old are you? Tell your friend to stop acting like a total shitstain. Go out tomorrow and watch the playoff games, drink beer, eat wings, hit on chicks. WTF? Seriously.

And rofl @ douche canoe.

[Showal]

Don't listen to any of these people who say not to fuck her. Think about how good it'll feel inside of her.

If he's not using it, share baby! Right? He'd do the same thing to you.

[Warriorbird]

He didn't unfriend you on Facebook!?? Well then there's still hope!!!

Seriously, how old are you? Tell your friend to stop acting like a total shitstain. Go out tomorrow and watch the playoff games, drink beer, eat wings, hit on chicks. WTF? Seriously.

And rofl @ douche canoe.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FfkgwPNm3uA/RoGHTdSCsPI/AAAAAAAAAoM/qx8wEcZdKLc/s400/shorty_shitstain.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

share baby!
I'm going to assume that you're quoting Adam Sandler's "Do It For Your Mama." Not because I think you actually are, but because it makes me laugh hysterically to read your post in the mother's voice.

[Showal]

I'm going to assume that you're quoting Adam Sandler's "Do It For Your Mama." Not because I think you actually are, but because it makes me laugh hysterically to read your post in the mother's voice.

I might not continue your A Christmas Story references, but you definitely caught on quick to mine.

[NocturnalRob]

Think about how good it'll feel inside of her.
Ah, but the real question is: Will it smell like burning cigar ash?

[NocturnalRob]

I might not continue your A Christmas Story references, but you definitely caught on quick to mine.
I'm a quick one.....................................

[Showal]

Ah, but the real question is: Will it smell like burning cigar ash?

Of course. That's what they all smell like.

[Hilts]

Just so we're clear, you're like, 14 years old, right?

no.. 24, ive known this guy since i was 13.. if not for that i wouldnt give a fuck about the situation. but i was always told to try and hang on to your few real best friends.. and im not in the buisness of making new ones

any fucking way.. douchebag finally answered me, i told him was he was either gona fuckin answer or i was gonna show up and make him tell me whats up. needless to say i got an answer and im goin over there later

[Hilts]

Don't listen to any of these people who say not to fuck her. Think about how good it'll feel inside of her.

If he's not using it, share baby! Right? He'd do the same thing to you.

this made me lol.. trust me ive thought, but i still wouldnt..

[AnticorRifling]

WTF am i supposed to do?

Quit trying to ethug. Fo realz.

[Drew]

Does Hilts "location" make anyone else laugh considering this thread?

[Cephalopod]

Using powers I gained from the Illuminati thread, I've seen how this story ends. Hilts is going to ass-fuck his friend angrily while the girl watches from her recliner.

[Delias]

Does Hilts "location" make anyone else laugh considering this thread?

Everything about hilts has made me laugh.

[NocturnalRob]

Everything about hilts has made me laugh.
Except his avatar.

[Warriorbird]

Oh baby you, you got what I neeeeeeddddd
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

[Bobmuhthol]

I would fuck her.

[NocturnalRob]

I would fuck her.
You just got told by a ginger. Hang your head in shame.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Frankly I don't see how you can call someone a very close friend of yours in one breath, and consider fucking his (ex) girlfriend in the next. I've never, ever, in a million years, considered fucking one of my best friend’s wife/girlfriend/fuck-buddy. That's like a cardinal rule for me and the people I hang out with - I guess we all have a conscience though and like our lives as drama free as possible. I’m constantly amazed at how much drama people invite into their lives.

[Bobmuhthol]

Am I the ginger???

[NocturnalRob]

I dunno. Don't you have red hair? Seriously, everyone needs to put a fucking current photo in their profile.

[Showal]

Using powers I gained from the Illuminati thread, I've seen how this story ends. Hilts is going to ass-fuck his friend angrily while the girl watches from her recliner.

According to the Illuminati thread, you gain power through man on man anal sex at Bohemian Grove. I like your style.

[Warriorbird]

According to the Illuminati thread, you gain power through man on man anal sex at Bohemian Grove. I like your style.

Larry Craig is one of the Secret Masters.

[Liagala]

I dunno. Don't you have red hair? Seriously, everyone needs to put a fucking current photo in their profile.
You first. If you need ideas of what to put there, I have a few suggestions.

[NocturnalRob]

I have a few suggestions.
Yes?

[Bobmuhthol]

No, I don't have red hair.