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Hulkein
04-25-2004, 01:20 AM
And you thought people who get dressed up at Simucon take it too far - http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/



ROFL. Don't ask me exactly what it's for, I got it in an e-mail, but it is HYSTERICAL.

MaryJane
04-25-2004, 01:32 AM
i think he plays gs

Fengus
04-25-2004, 01:39 AM
What a fatass small penis dork. He would be destroyed in his first match of discus, and he sure as shit wouldn't fit in the cars.

MaryJane
04-25-2004, 01:40 AM
x (1:30:53 AM): crsoll down to this guy's ass
x (1:31:01 AM): SO HOT
x(1:31:14 AM): OMG AND LOOK AT HIS BALL SACK
Y (1:31:35 AM): he is so hot
Y(1:31:43 AM): I like his anal repository disk
Y (1:32:04 AM): looks like a swolin vagina

Hulkein
04-25-2004, 01:45 AM
Hahahahaha

Ravenstorm
04-25-2004, 01:56 AM
Some people should never let themselves be photographed in profile. And then there are the people who not only shouldn't let themselves be photographed in profile but definitely never, ever put on a skin tight bodysuit first.

I'll see your robot and raise you a... Well, I'm not sure exactly what he is actually. But ladies, he's straight, single and looking. No really. He is.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html


Raven

MaryJane
04-25-2004, 02:00 AM
omgi didn't know he came in purples too?!

Tsa`ah
04-25-2004, 02:05 AM
Raven ... words can't describe what I would do to you with a sledge hammer.

[Edited on 4-25-2004 by Tsa`ah]

Vesi
04-25-2004, 02:05 AM
The first guy I sort of felt sorry for.

The second guy... :?: Wonder if he actually used a real bowl for that haircut.

Vesi

Pallon
04-25-2004, 02:12 AM
Would it have killed that guy to wear a cup or something, damn

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 02:13 AM
Raven, you really, really need a beating! That poor, poor man! I truly believe both of these lost souls think they look just great. I wonder if they are aware that half the world is now choking on their beverage of choice...:barf:

HarmNone, appalled

Ravenstorm
04-25-2004, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Raven, you really, really need a beating! That poor, poor man!

So... I'm guessing you're not going to be applying to be his Tinkerbell then? You are the one closest to his age, you know. He's 48 (believe it or not). Then again, he is a Christian so he might not be looking for a pagan pixie.

Raven

Satira
04-25-2004, 02:28 AM
This is the most horrific thread I've ever seen.

Especially the starry glitter pants part on that crazy man.

DCSL
04-25-2004, 02:29 AM
I really like the guy on that first page. He reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill where Hank was diagnosed with Diminished Gluteus Syndrome. I laughed when I saw it, thinking that it couldn't possibly be real. Then I saw the Tron guy and it looks EXACTLY like Hank's butt. Ah, the wonderous variety of life.

The second guy.. I feel kind of sorry for, although I doubt he needs it. He seems pretty.. uh.. secure in his.. lifestyle choices. Sometimes I wish I cared that little. More power to the lil' weirdo.

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 02:35 AM
Heh. No, Raven. I do not think that this particular Pagan would be to the liking of such an...interesting...middle-aged...whatever.

What really worries me is that these people would actually post such pictures of themselves for all the world to cackle at. Do they have no clue? Nevermind. It is patently obvious that they do not.:clown:

HarmNone, get your clues here

Tendarian
04-25-2004, 03:07 AM
That second guy is straight??

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 03:12 AM
Tendarian, I do not think any of us are really sure just exactly what that second guy is...besides damned scary!:scared:

HarmNone...that guy is dancing around outside his home in a fucking PIXIE SUIT!

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 03:21 AM
By the Grove! That guy has friends that are just as whacked as he is! The world has gone mad! :O

HarmNone, now really terrified and hunting Tayre down for sacrifice

Sirinna
04-25-2004, 03:21 AM
Simply disturbing... :no:

Meos
04-25-2004, 03:44 AM
Words cannot describe how disturbed I was at Tron boy, the only thing that made it worse was peter pan.

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 03:54 AM
Gah! They actually KNOW each other! Do you realize how bizarre this is?

I can picture it now: You and your new significant other step out onto your deck for an evening cocktail on a soft, summer night. The sound of tinkling music assaults your ears, and a freaking bubble floats by! You gaze across the lake and LO! There are a bunch of flippin' idiots in fairy costumes dancing around and pretending to fly. One of them rather resembles a blimp in a robot costume.

Now, how are you going to explain this to the person standing next to you. "Umm...Herbert...my neighbors are a little...unusual. You see, they think they are...well, pixies, sorta. All their friends are pixies, too. This only happens in the summer, Herbert. Honest!"

Hmmph. Say "so long" to that relationship! Herbert is going to think he's fallen for an idiot, or...he's going to go for the elephant gun and try to pick off the robot king!

Sheesh!

HarmNone has decided to conduct one of the more involved sacrifice ceremonies when she catches Tayre. They take longer, but are much more satisfying...

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 04:35 AM
I did, Tayre. The one dude looks like the dude in the first picture (the robot guy). If I am still missing it, I am truly hopeless! :D

HarmNone, often considered hopeless

HarmNone
04-25-2004, 04:37 AM
Ack! It is toooo early in the darned morning, and my brain just QUIT! Ack! :O

HarmNone...ack! ack! ack!

Sweets
04-25-2004, 09:27 AM
:weird:

No Michiko. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

04-25-2004, 09:38 AM
I feel so bad for them all..

Artha
04-25-2004, 09:40 AM
I'll see your strange guy dressed as peter pan, and raise you...this (http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_grl.htm).

DianaBanana
04-25-2004, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Artha
I'll see your strange guy dressed as peter pan, and raise you...this (http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_grl.htm).

OMG! I had such a crappy nights sleep last night but this made up for it. Thank you all for the laughs! :lol: Wow...that guy is....Umm....I'm speechless.....

AnticorRifling
04-25-2004, 09:59 AM
Some of the girls were cute, but did anyone else see Edaaring as pan being held up by the other two pans?!

Also I'd just like to say how sorry I am for the pets in those pictures.

Snapp
04-25-2004, 10:28 AM
These people make me sad...


Also, BAD MICHIKO!