Humor

[Ilvane]

From snopes, which I thought was kind of funny.:grin:

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

(all quotes of GWBush, made into a poem)

-A

[Chadj]

lmfao, it's statements like those that make him the dumbest president ever.

[Artha]

Chadj agrees with you, we win.

[Betheny]

Fuck Dubya.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Artha
Chadj agrees with you, we win.

But hes canadian so he just doesn't count in general. The again do people who can't vote count? :no:

[Artha]

Only one.

(Which is me)

[Betheny]

Why can't artha vote?

[Artha]

Because I'm 16.

[Betheny]

Holy shit. :scared2:

[Tendarian]

A couple of other links from snopes that are more to my side of the fence. I love snopes and read it when im bored sometimes, specially if i havent boughten a good book lately.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/pizza.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/cussword.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/angel.asp

[Warriorbird]

That's great.

[Artha]

Would've been much cooler as a techno song (http://calacanis.weblogsinc.com/entry/5180865886575166/).