WTF is up with all the dead birds

[Clove]

Discuss.

[Warriorbird]

In air collisions. Bad weather.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Fucking magnets

[WRoss]

First the bees, then the birds. What's next, orgasms?

[NocturnalRob]

First the bees, then the birds. What's next, orgasms?
Orgasms are already dead. LRN2ELIZABETHAN.

[Drevihyin]

My theory is that the birds are actually resting from a long migration flight and not dead at all.

[Cephalopod]

My theory is that the birds are actually resting from a long migration flight and not dead at all.

The ones they autopsied are going to be pissed when they wake up.

[Clove]

inorite?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

My theory is they overpopulated because of global warming, and man's massive CO2 emisions on NYE from fireworks combined with noise polution cause them all to form a drum circle and die in protest. That, and the fact they know the Mayan calendar says the world ends in a year and they are just early to the party.

Or it could be a thousand things besides that, my guess would be something environmental.

[Wyrmx]

My theory is they overpopulated because of global warming, and man's massive CO2 emisions on NYE from fireworks combined with noise polution cause them all to form a drum circle and die in protest. That, and the fact they know the Mayan calendar says the world ends in a year and they are just early to the party.

Or it could be a thousand things besides that, my guess would be something environmental.

You forgot HAARP....

[WRoss]

My theory is they overpopulated because of global warming, and man's massive CO2 emisions on NYE from fireworks combined with noise polution cause them all to form a drum circle and die in protest. That, and the fact they know the Mayan calendar says the world ends in a year and they are just early to the party.

Or it could be a thousand things besides that, my guess would be something environmental.

Does that explain the dead birds in LA and TX a few days later?

[NocturnalRob]

Does that explain the dead birds in LA and TX a few days later?
Fashionably late?

[Androidpk]

I wasn't going to tell people about this but.. I found out from a good source that the fabric of reality between our world and another dimension is wearing dangerously thin and the dark energy from the Elders on the other side is starting to seep through in certain parts. This would account for all the strange anomalies lately. Dead birds. Homeless men getting jobs. SotT being drunk and stupid. Ect.

Watch your backs.

[NocturnalRob]

This would account for all the strange anomalies lately...SotT being drunk and stupid.
How is this a strange anomaly?

[Androidpk]

How is this a strange anomaly?

He's got a 3.45GPA!

[NocturnalRob]

He's got a 3.45GPA!
But apparently it's in eating crayons and lead paint chips, so...

[Delias]

Has anyone checked how many of those birds have been vaccinated?

[Androidpk]

But apparently it's in eating crayons and lead paint chips, so...

OK maybe I just forgot my italics then. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY.

[NocturnalRob]

I HOPE YOUR HAPPY.
SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!

[LMingrone]

Lightning's a bitch. It will fuck your flock up, yo. I lost 50+ ducks from a lightning strike. That was hard enough, I loved my ducks. Worst part was having to dispose of the muskrats that floated from their burrows. Ihate muskrats.

[Androidpk]

It gets worse.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/1580568309_9065041ffd.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

It's very sad, I agree.

http://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/files/2010/06/noooo_birds.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Does that explain the dead birds in LA and TX a few days later?

What about the 100k fish?! I think I read something the other day about several literal tons of dead fish in south america also.

But yeah, I'd say something environmental (like fireworks as scientists have been suggesting) caused it.

[NocturnalRob]

Here's an infographic that I can't be bothered to post in the Infographics thread.

http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/web0105-dead-animals11.jpg

[Androidpk]

Or a high powered classified radar system.

[LMingrone]

Maybe the Navy pulled out their new, bad-ass railgun on them birdies. It really was lightning tough.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Naw, I'm going with aliens. Not like ET aliens, the 4th kind alien(s), or Aliens from the Aliens blockbuster hits, but Aliens like coneheads. I could see it.

[Androidpk]

I don't really buy the fireworks theory or lightning. I'd find it more plausible that it has something to do with the Earth's magnetic field.


(dun dun dunnnnn)

http://www.suite101.com/content/earths-magnetic-fields-may-be-causing-bird-and-fish-die-off-a328353

[TheEschaton]

It sounds like that show that was on last season. FlashForward, yeah, that one.

[Warriorbird]

It sounds like that show that was on last season. FlashForward, yeah, that one.

Most anti-PETA promotional ARG ever.

[LMingrone]

The right answer is always something to do with magnets. How is magnet formed?

[NocturnalRob]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/046/465/original/1271211459430.jpg

[diethx]

lol

[Liberi Fatali]

This entire thread is absolutely brilliant.

I've laughed at almost every post in it, pictures and all.

[LMingrone]

http://www.erh.noaa.gov/gyx/JJLightningMagnetz8Low.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What I really want to know is, how did they decide who gets to eat all of these delicious birds?

[pabstblueribbon]

What I really want to know is, how did they decide who gets to eat all of these delicious birds?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Pierre_ciseaux_feuille_l%C3%A9zard_spock.svghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Pierre_ciseaux_feuille_l%C3%A9zard_spock.svg/160px-Pierre_ciseaux_feuille_l%C3%A9zard_spock.svg.png
Elaborate rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock tournament.

Duh.

[LMingrone]

Looks like a circlejerk to me. LL&P.

[Deathravin]

Can anybody help me?

I have this cloaked spaceship and I keep hitting all these flocks of birds. How can I prevent that?

[LMingrone]

UNCLOAK UNCLOAK. Wait a second, why are the fucking birds in space? LIGHTSPEED.

Edit: predictive text bs.

[pabstblueribbon]

Can anybody help me?

I have this cloaked spaceship and I keep hitting all these flocks of birds. How can I prevent that?

Yeah, thats my theory. Or just a really big freaking windows.

Birds really like/hate windows.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.erh.noaa.gov/gyx/JJLightningMagnetz8Low.jpg

Indeed. Also, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBOWnsJ0nho

[Androidpk]

http://oi41.tinypic.com/xksi2x.jpg

[LMingrone]

Am I nuts because I have all the Ernest movies on DVD? Also, if your victim isn't carrying an electrical charge...they be dead.

[Stanley Burrell]

Am I nuts because I have all the Ernest movies on DVD?

You are only nuts if you don't watch them religiously. And haven't memorized every word. And like, if your girl's like, "turn that shit off" and you don't immediately make the rational decision to spontaneously throw her out ... then you are Almond-fucking-Joy, L-train.


Also, if your victim isn't carrying an electrical charge...they be dead.

I'm on standby to eat rat poison to block e- transport for this very reason. Cyanide saves, motherfuckers.

I don't what this thread is about, but good job, everypeoples.

[LMingrone]

B, you're always welcome. Send me a PM or email. Jess is outty and I'll be just doing nothing for awhile. I bees right down the road son.

[phantasm]

George W Bush is responsible.

[EasternBrand]

George W Bush is responsible.

George Bush doesn't care about blackbirds.

[diethx]

George Bush hates blackbirds.

[NocturnalRob]

Blackbird singing in the DEAD of night?!?!

The Beatles foretold it.

[Clove]

Chuck Norris went fishing.

[Cephalopod]

This just in: the DADT repeal is what killed the birds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg&feature=player_embedded