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Gnome Rage
01-04-2011, 01:13 AM
By the time his appointment rolled around -- five months later -- doctors told him he had cancer and his penis would have to be amputated.

fail (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/30/mans-penis-amputated-wrong-diagnosis/)

I think I'd be pissed.
Mogonis
01-04-2011, 01:15 AM
But he'll get millions to spend on his new, ginormous prosthetic wang.

Right?
Gnome Rage
01-04-2011, 01:18 AM
He'll die before he sees any money, thanks Sweden.
Stanley Burrell
01-04-2011, 03:03 AM
If we don't all kill each other, we'll have all this fucking technology. I hate the future people. With a passion. Frickin' detachable penises for easy storage and then instant nerve-adhering 12 foot zebra-striped dongs with testicle tits.

And all these motherfuckers (assuming we don't blow each other up) are going to take it for granted. I got to go to sleep, but like, yo, seriously: Fucking Abba caused this shit. Fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a duck.

Fuck you, future people.

Sleep time. Love y'all, but fuck y'all.
EasternBrand
01-04-2011, 09:30 AM
I think I'd be pissed.

Intentional pun?
Parkbandit
01-04-2011, 09:34 AM
fail (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/30/mans-penis-amputated-wrong-diagnosis/)

I think I'd be pissed.

Good ol' socialized medicine... it's awesome!
4a6c1
01-04-2011, 10:29 AM
It always sounded like a viable solution to me. Wait...what are we talking about?
WRoss
01-04-2011, 10:38 AM
I saw this last night and thought it was the cure for your BF.
Gnome Rage
01-04-2011, 11:06 AM
Intentional pun?

Yes indeed. I thought about italics but I thought that might be too much.
Fatsix
01-04-2011, 11:27 AM
Shit, I'd get my calf muscle put there. Soup can for sure!
With him being 60 and going through cancer treatments, I don't think he'd be participating in sexual activities.
It's not as bad as getting a leg or arm amputated because they pulled the wrong chart, can't re attach that, or make a new one.
Paradii
01-04-2011, 11:28 AM
The man is in his sixties, let's show a picture of a young fit man looking at his junk. Christ, I hate the media.
WRoss
01-04-2011, 11:31 AM
http://linkvanareviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/EZArticle-Link-gold-member.jpg

anyone?
NocturnalRob
01-04-2011, 11:46 AM
Mmm...gold-plated penis.