Robbed again this time no quarters bitches

[Sean of the Thread]

I got rolled at an ATM on the 26th/27th depending on when I woke up. The 911 call was at 12:29am.

Three Hispanic males decided to surround me and attempt to rob me me. I knew something was fishy when they came towards me in the first place.

I was triangulated so I took a right cross from the south pole to the guy in front of me and whilst he took a parking lot nap the other two laid into me. I pulled the knife and stuck one in either the arm or the ribs I don't know. We still don't know where this happened just where I got picked up by the ambulance afterward. (yes I was inebriated)

I was also wearing shirt and tie at an atm at 12 am soooo nice target.

Evidently this is the sixth occurrence in the month from the gangs at that location.

All said and done one black eye and a 1 inch cut on said eyebrow and a splint fractured rib. Not counting the the elbow and knee scrapes from me going lights out.

All they took was my jacket, hat and knife (knife was a souvenir).


I know it's impossible for cars to spontaneously burst into flames and all my stories are bullshit so save it.

This happened at Drew and us 19 in Pinellas county for those that are interested in the area. A lot of gang shit there.

[Parkbandit]

.........

[DCSL]

I got rolled at an ATM on the 26th/27th depending on when I woke up. The 911 call was at 12:29am.

Three Hispanic males decided to surround me and attempt to rob me me. I knew something was fishy when they came towards me in the first place.

I was triangulated so I took a right cross from the south pole to the guy in front of me and whilst he took a parking lot nap the other two laid into me. I pulled the knife and stuck one in either the arm or the ribs I don't know. We still don't know where this happened just where I got picked up by the ambulance afterward. (yes I was inebriated)

I was also wearing shirt and tie at an atm at 12 am soooo nice target.

Evidently this is the sixth occurrence in the month from the gangs at that location.

All said and done one black eye and a 1 inch cut on said eyebrow and a splint fractured rib. Not counting the the elbow and knee scrapes from me going lights out.

All they took was my jacket, hat and knife (knife was a souvenir).


I know it's impossible for cars to spontaneously burst into flames and all my stories are bullshit so save it.

This happened at Drew and us 19 in Pinellas county for those that are interested in the area. A lot of gang shit there.

Quoted, just in case you suddenly decide we are not worthy of the story after all.

[Sean of the Thread]

The detectives are going over the video from store fronts and atms but good luck identifying any of them.

The only way to identify them is if they're carrying my knife or wearing my jacket (unique given out yearly to one place in Clearwater) or someone showing up with a stab wound.

[WRoss]

tldr

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/roflbotseany.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Quoted, just in case you suddenly decide we are not worthy of the story after all.


Why wouldn't I be worthy?

I'll admit I put myself in shit situations sometimes but all the shit I post here is true.

This was certainly putting myself in a shit situation. I had went to three poker tourneys that day and no idea even who dropped me off over there or gave me a ride. I can't remember. As I said I was a days worth of inebriated.

[Kuyuk]

tldr

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/roflbotseany.jpg

Ahahaha. Awesome.


And awesome story Sean.

Maybe try not getting shitfaced. Oh, nevermind, I forget you're sober like 18 months now.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ahahaha. Awesome.


And awesome story Sean.

Maybe try not getting shitfaced. Oh, nevermind, I forget you're sober like 18 months now.


Actually I'm off the wagon now if it's not evident already. Back in Florida without a job. I've been drinking solid for like two weeks.

Anyways I was sober/drunk enough to beat these fuckers off. Detective said I was lucky and the best thing I did was put the hurt to them first because they bail when things go south fast.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh and I did get hired my first week here... 1 day a week 4-6 hours random days.

Fuck that.

[Warriorbird]

You've experienced a lot of shit. Why the fuck are you not street smarter?

[WRoss]

You've experienced a lot of shit. Why the fuck are you not street smarter?

murphy's law?

[Kuyuk]

Actually I'm off the wagon now if it's not evident already. Back in Florida without a job. I've been drinking solid for like two weeks.

Anyways I was sober/drunk enough to beat these fuckers off. Detective said I was lucky and the best thing I did was put the hurt to them first because they bail when things go south fast.

You were lucky enough to beat them off? Gross.

However, I fail to see how thats true, how they took your coat, hat, and your weapon??? lulz.

[Kuyuk]

Oh and I did get hired my first week here... 1 day a week 4-6 hours random days.

Fuck that.

omg, not a job!!?!!!!

wtf? Seriously dude?

[Sean of the Thread]

omg, not a job!!?!!!!

wtf? Seriously dude?

Get a grip skinny.

And WB I'm pretty street smart just not when I'm wasted after a entire day of drinking and poker.

Street smart enough to survive that encounter however.

[Fallen]

So they didn't get any of your money? Good on you for that, atleast.

[Warriorbird]

Get a grip skinny.

And WB I'm pretty street smart just not when I'm wasted after a entire day of drinking and poker.

Street smart enough to survive that encounter however.

I've found that drinking and poker don't necessarily mix well. My last bad drinking experience was actually while riverboating. Fortunately, I got saved by security.

[Cephalopod]

Actually I'm off the wagon now if it's not evident already. Back in Florida without a job. I've been drinking solid for like two weeks.


The background to why you're back in FL sounds more interesting...

Happy new year?

[NocturnalRob]

So they didn't get any of your money?
What money?

[IorakeWarhammer]

"They ask you regarding gambling and alcohol - Say: In them is great harm, and some benefit, but the harm outweighs the benefit!"

~The KORAN!!! omg

[Drew]

This happened at Drew and us 19 in Pinellas county

Sorry

[Paradii]

Ah, now that the mystery of your disappearance has been solved, now we must quietly wait for Methais to rejoin us and regale us with stories of "Bitches be tripping".


And on a side note, visiting an ATM at 12am on the street in a rough neighborhood? Want to know what I do when I am drunk? I am not doing that, for starters.

[AnticorRifling]

"They ask you regarding gambling and alcohol - Say: In them is great harm, and some benefit, but the harm outweighs the benefit!"

~The KORAN!!! omg

Was this book of yours written by a yoda with downs?

[Tgo01]

What, no flying roundhouse kick?

[NocturnalRob]

What, no flying roundhouse kick?
I think Chuck Norris has trademarked those.

[DCSL]

Why wouldn't I be worthy?

I'll admit I put myself in shit situations sometimes but all the shit I post here is true.

This was certainly putting myself in a shit situation. I had went to three poker tourneys that day and no idea even who dropped me off over there or gave me a ride. I can't remember. As I said I was a days worth of inebriated.

No, not you, us. Sometimes you post a story and then delete it and all we're left with is an edited first post saying "Nevermind, changed my mind about sharing with you guys!" and an interesting thread title.

[Warriorbird]

In honor of Sean's physical and metaphorical journey.

RJD2 - Cut Out To FL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywG-A9bmY8k

[Willington]

Pfft Mexicans....I can believe you fought them off.Fighting them is just a step above fighting 3 girls.
I had a few fights with them in Tijuana.(before the Gangs owned it)






To add: Thinking back,the 1 fight was like the scene in Princess Bride when the Giant was attacked in the town.

[diethx]

Does anyone really believe these stories anymore? Maybe the part about being drunk for two weeks straight.

[NocturnalRob]

No, but I find them entertaining in a sad sort of way.

[Kuyuk]

Schadenfreude?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9B-ZoS0wvU

[Anebriated]

Way to protect your quarters this time.

[Bobmuhthol]

You must be in the shittiest place in the world if wearing a shirt and tie at midnight means you're the wealthiest and most vulnerable person around.

[Stanley Burrell]

Fucking tell me you cleaned off the knife. These guys are probably in a database. DNA is easier than connect-the-dots if they or anyone related to them have been arrested.

Next time dequarter yourself. As in, throw your coins all jingle-jangle-jingle. Then uppercut turning heads. Except I think if you use a coin ruse to make your attackers turn so that they're not 110%-facing you, you can't stab them anymore. Damn liberals.

As I was saying, Louisville aluminum in your car. Baseball mitt in the glove-box in case you get pulled over.

[Revial]

Carry a razor blade in your pocket. Smartest decision of my life.

[Tgo01]

Carry a razor blade in your pocket. Smartest decision of my life.

Is there a story behind this that has a flying roundhouse kick in it?

[Revial]

Is there a story behind this that has a flying roundhouse kick in it?

I used to be in a gang from middle school to my senior year in high school. Fights were always in the future and it's better to be safe than sorry.

[LMingrone]

Damn Sean. Crazy stuff.

Kinda sorta relevant:
Couple months ago I was going to pick up my mother for lunch. She lives in the shittiest, most crack infested part of New Haven. So I pick her up, and some fool pulls his HUFFY!!! in front of my car on a one way street. He starts calling my mother "Ma", and pulling Ziplocks out of his pocket. I tell the kid, "We're good, please get your bike off my car." He starts calling me a broke-ass-cracka or something.

I was already having a bad day. So I started acting all hard, cause I'm used to idiots like this. "You're riding a pink Huffy, with payless shoes, G-unit clothes, and selling crack at 12 in the afternoon. This is my mother. I'm wearing thousand dollar Jordans, jewelry, and driving my beater car, whose the broke one?". He didn't like that too much and punched me right in my face. It was the weakest punch I ever took in my life. So I laughed, ran his bike over, and called the police.

Five minutes later I'm eating swordfish and scallops and this crackhead was caught. I felt bad for his pink Huffy.

[Makkah]

This thread is full of win. What a bunch of fucking morons.

[Latrinsorm]

With all this talk of trading blow for blow, taking it like a warrior and such, I'm curious how you all fight. It just sounds like you all stand toe-to-toe like boxers, circle each other, and just punch and that's it. Or you guys are acting like this is Fight Club where you beat each other up but have the honor of not disabling or crippling someone. If half those people simple broke the other guys arm or crushed their knee, they wouldn't be all bruised and black and blue as it would have been an easy fight, lol. Anyhow, does anyone wanna describe themselves in a simulated fight?

Well with me, there's no trading blow for blow. I don't fight like a boxer. I tend to rush in right away to disable the person's ability to throw punches since that's the most common way of fighting. If the person is lucky, they'll get one hit in when I rush but they usually don't since they react slow or I deflect the hit. I tend to rush in with my head tilted down (kind of like Cesaer Chavez) so the only way to hit me would be a hook as you would have to have lightning reflexes to get an uppercut off and any other type of hit would hurt like hell hitting my head and not my face. So that's mainly for protection.

And as I rush in, I have my hands moving around in a slapping motion (kind of like Steven Seagal does) as it's a defensive form for any oncoming blows which makes it even harder to get a hook off. You simply slap away the punch so they either miss big time and fly past or when it does hit, it's slides off like a boxer's vaselined up body. Also with the slapping and swiping motions, depending on the distance between the both of us, it gives me a chance to make a grab to grip the wrist of the hand that's throwing the punch in which case I lock up their wrist or whole arm and can then throw a few blows to their face or stomach for some one-armed fighting, force the guy down to the ground, break the arm if I hate the guy, or release and kick him in the butt to send him running forward head-first to the ground (to get a laugh, heh). Or if we're closer, I move in behind them and I lock up both their arms and wrap one of my legs around one of theirs to take them down so they fall face down, and then I go to town on them.

And then for a guy much bigger than me, I simply just kick them in the knee so it bends inwards and breaks. Or if they reacted to it, it won't break but it'll still hurt and make them come down in a half-buckle. And once they lower their body from the hit, I make a swiping, angled hook so my knuckle connects to their temple which will usually knock them out and if not, I do it again.

But of course, that's all just an example of what usually happens. Things are/can be different depending on various factors but that's how a fight usually is with me since most people tend to fight the same way.

So what's a fight normally like for everyone else? Do you mainly box like little homies and kick people once they're down, look for the nearest blunt/sharp object to use, do you rush in and wrestle or grapple, know an offensive/defensive discipline, go berserk and just start swinging madly, lol, or what? lol

[NocturnalRob]

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/mr-m8/482-indiana-jones-knife-lol-gun-sho.gif

[Paradii]

Is anyone else having trouble believing Latrin is getting into fights? I mean doesn't it fuck up your nails and eyeshadow? And those shoes you wear really don't offer much traction.

[Tgo01]

And as I rush in, I have my hands moving around in a slapping motion

I fight like a girl too.

[LMingrone]

.

Most people I've fought automatically think think they can whoop me easily because I'm easy going, quiet, and nice.

I've only started a couple of fights in my life. But, I'm one of those people whose switch just flips, and I won't back down and I can take a punch or five before I give up.

Most of my friends who have seen me in a fight can't believe how nuts I can get. Now, I've lost my fair share. But I fight fair. No nut kicks/knees. No weapons. No 2 vs. 1. Just 1 on 1 fists.

Maybe it's just because I grew up in a rough neighborhood, and had to learn pretty quickly.

[Latrinsorm]

You will not regret reading this. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=168)

[Sean]

With all this talk of trading blow for blow, taking it like a warrior and such, I'm curious how you all fight. It just sounds like you all stand toe-to-toe like boxers, circle each other, and just punch and that's it. Or you guys are acting like this is Fight Club where you beat each other up but have the honor of not disabling or crippling someone. If half those people simple broke the other guys arm or crushed their knee, they wouldn't be all bruised and black and blue as it would have been an easy fight, lol. Anyhow, does anyone wanna describe themselves in a simulated fight?

Well with me, there's no trading blow for blow. I don't fight like a boxer. I tend to rush in right away to disable the person's ability to throw punches since that's the most common way of fighting. If the person is lucky, they'll get one hit in when I rush but they usually don't since they react slow or I deflect the hit. I tend to rush in with my head tilted down (kind of like Cesaer Chavez) so the only way to hit me would be a hook as you would have to have lightning reflexes to get an uppercut off and any other type of hit would hurt like hell hitting my head and not my face. So that's mainly for protection.

And as I rush in, I have my hands moving around in a slapping motion (kind of like Steven Seagal does) as it's a defensive form for any oncoming blows which makes it even harder to get a hook off. You simply slap away the punch so they either miss big time and fly past or when it does hit, it's slides off like a boxer's vaselined up body. Also with the slapping and swiping motions, depending on the distance between the both of us, it gives me a chance to make a grab to grip the wrist of the hand that's throwing the punch in which case I lock up their wrist or whole arm and can then throw a few blows to their face or stomach for some one-armed fighting, force the guy down to the ground, break the arm if I hate the guy, or release and kick him in the butt to send him running forward head-first to the ground (to get a laugh, heh). Or if we're closer, I move in behind them and I lock up both their arms and wrap one of my legs around one of theirs to take them down so they fall face down, and then I go to town on them.

And then for a guy much bigger than me, I simply just kick them in the knee so it bends inwards and breaks. Or if they reacted to it, it won't break but it'll still hurt and make them come down in a half-buckle. And once they lower their body from the hit, I make a swiping, angled hook so my knuckle connects to their temple which will usually knock them out and if not, I do it again.

But of course, that's all just an example of what usually happens. Things are/can be different depending on various factors but that's how a fight usually is with me since most people tend to fight the same way.

So what's a fight normally like for everyone else? Do you mainly box like little homies and kick people once they're down, look for the nearest blunt/sharp object to use, do you rush in and wrestle or grapple, know an offensive/defensive discipline, go berserk and just start swinging madly, lol, or what? lol

Haha I love that Neildo quote I also love.. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=12210&postcount=71


Originally Posted by Klaive
In response to your inquiry, I fight dirty. I've taken Universal Karate for virtually all my life and Ninpo since I was 8 years old. I have excellent technique and am confident that I could fairly decimate 98% of the global population if I went one on one with them. However, I don't fight fairly. When I fight, I fight to maim, mutilate, disable or kill. I will pick up nearby bricks and smash your skull in. I'll bite the hell out of you if you don't have AIDS or SARS. My favorite area to strike is the groin, and if I can find tools to help me out, I'll use them.

Don't fight me in your back yard. I'll sever your pride and joy with hedge clippers and introduce your face to my hoe. :P

But as for purely physical fighting style, Ninpo teaches me to evade and absorb what I can't evade. It's semi-acrobatic and very leverage vs. reach intensive. Tumbles and the occasional gymnastic maneuver is combined with holds, grapples or blocks to gain a better position. When being pummeled (bad enough to be unable to block well), Ninpo teaches to turtle up and exhale completely, causing the blows to do far less damage. When the opponent is winded, a firm knife hand to the throat followed by a swift strike to the temple should put them down at very least. And if it doesn't, the knife hand movement (step in, foot behind their ankle) puts you in optimal position to drop them anyway. Once they're down, it is best to coup de grace. One foot on the cheek and the other on their shoulder can be utilized to snap or fracture their neck. If they have strong necks or just extremely flexible neck tendons, you can kick them in the temple or leap onto their throat to crush it. The nose is also a good target for stomping.

But if I don't want to kill someone (usually the case as I've never had a fight serious enough to kill anyone), I'll just give them a firm nut kick or eye strike. I'm also fond of leaping onto their stomachs, this isn't as fun as the others, but it incapacitates them for a while (knocking the wind out of them). And gives you plenty of time to gloat, leave your business card behind for them and vanish without a trace.

- --[ Kage/Klaive/Darien ]-- -

[Tea & Strumpets]

You will not regret reading this. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=168)


Dude, I did the "quote Neildo" joke a year or two ago. See you in court, fucker.

[Androidpk]

Unfortunately the need to tell us how sad and pathetic you are wasn't beaten out of you. Maybe next time. I'm rooting for you.

[Kuyuk]

This is how I fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHwAffUNxo

[Latrinsorm]

Dude, I did the "quote Neildo" joke a year or two ago. See you in court, fucker.Another awesome flashback - the thread you did it in had one of Backlash's alts. I would find some of the Backlash scare threads but I've already got the Winning Team thread up and I'm not sure I should be laughing this hard in my condition.

[AnticorRifling]

I open the distance to 12 feet.

[Revial]

TL;BIDR

Instinct. When that fails, cheap shots and stomping. Lots of stomping. Especially around the head area.

[Latrinsorm]

Instinct. When that fails, cheap shots and stomping. Lots of stomping. Especially around the head area.I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN ARGH ARGH ARGH AND THEN WAVE LE FLAG AND EAT IT AGAIN

eta: (c) Neff

[Revial]

I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN ARGH ARGH ARGH AND THEN WAVE LE FLAG AND EAT IT AGAIN

eta: (c) Neff

You're awesome.

[Atlanteax]

So what's a fight normally like for everyone else? Do you mainly box like little homies and kick people once they're down, look for the nearest blunt/sharp object to use, do you rush in and wrestle or grapple, know an offensive/defensive discipline, go berserk and just start swinging madly, lol, or what? lol

I don't have much fighting experience outside of grade-school, when dealing with bullies.

What I mainly do is try to throw one solid punch to their nose, and then walk away.

The bullies usually end up bitching "OMG, you broke my nose!" There was usually an absence of disciplinary action following, because it was not a prolonged fight.

By the time I was in 11th or 12th grade, the toughest bullies would only yell insults at me while standing in a circle of their friends, despite easily having an advantage over me in size.

Due to my experience, I tend to stress to parents of young kids dealing with bully problems to emphasize to their son/daughter to just stand up for themselves ... most bullies are all bluster and do not want to experience any pain themselves. Most mothers are predictably aghast at the suggestion of "teach your kid how to fight". Even when explained that "your kid will never have a bully problem again".

Of course, nowadays, schools are probably overzealous on the no-fighting rules, and any kid who stands up to the bully end up getting punished worse than the bully. Talking-it-out at the adult level just does not work.

[DCSL]

I nut-punch 'em.

[Delias]

Most people don't approach me with violent intent, because I am a giant. If they do approach, I will kill, rape, and eat them. I haven't been in a fight (not counting voluntary violence between drunk friends) in years.

[NocturnalRob]

I nut-punch 'em.
You tease.

[Sean]

I nut-punch 'em.

You better hope the person in NYC who found Rada's camera doesn't turn in the evidence of your savage fist on testicle beatings.

[Deathravin]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJJWqfMMAI/AAAAAAAAADM/30bob9YwhXg/SotTATM.png

[diethx]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJIC6pf19I/AAAAAAAAADE/4dNwcYtPYis/SotTATM.png

rofl

[Androidpk]

This is how it really went down. Sean is at an ATM, completely smashed. Some hispanics come to him and ask him if he's ok. Sean pulls out a knife and tries to stab at them and they proceed to defend themselves and kick his ass.

[NocturnalRob]

Hahahaha

[4a6c1]

I got some pretty useful ManAdvice once. "Always go for the throat." Works if you are a girl or a boy, big or small. The 60 plus seconds it takes for them to regain use of their airways is worth at least a 911 call and girly scream. If you can put them out all the better. :)

[Deathravin]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJUNpPgXuI/AAAAAAAAADY/QIbIuUqLGgk/Jesus.gifhttp://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJUNpPgXuI/AAAAAAAAADY/QIbIuUqLGgk/Jesus.gifhttp://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJUNpPgXuI/AAAAAAAAADY/QIbIuUqLGgk/Jesus.gif

A composite clip of the three that attacked you.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ah, now that the mystery of your disappearance has been solved, now we must quietly wait for Methais to rejoin us and regale us with stories of "Bitches be tripping".


And on a side note, visiting an ATM at 12am on the street in a rough neighborhood? Want to know what I do when I am drunk? I am not doing that, for starters.


Across U.S. 19 to be exact. that side bad this side good. They come from there to here.

[Deathravin]

Damn gangbangers are adapting!
Learning to cross a highway.

[Sean of the Thread]

I always love the "you're lying" posts. While not my intended path through life this is what it is.

I did not shuffle the cards. They come out as they may. I do however put myself in stupid situations and that is on me.

[Deathravin]

I always love the "you're lying" posts. While not my intended path through life this is what it is.

I did not shuffle the cards. They come out as they may. I do however put myself in stupid situations and that is on me.

For the record I've never thought you've lied in any of your madlib posts. Some people just attract negative attention. Most people avoid this situation at all costs or bolt when they sense trouble. You don't go out of your way to stay safe, nor do you run from danger.

And to be honest you have some good stories.

[Michaelous]

This is how i fight you pussie ass bitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

[Ryvicke]

You better hope the person in NYC who found Rada's camera doesn't turn in the evidence of your savage fist on testicle beatings.

Everytime I lol about that camera my nuts hurt.

Sean dude--last we heard you were totally kicking it upstate with your ex and kids saving up money for a burner and a used toyota so you could start hustlin. WHA HAPA?

[Androidpk]

I'm guessing the ex and kids realized (once again) what a loser he is and kicked him to the curb.

[waywardgs]

Sean owns a suit?

[Deathravin]

Last thing I remember he was getting punched in the face by.... what were thy.... cracked out carnies on the 4th of July fireworks display in NYC.

[Parkbandit]

With all this talk of trading blow for blow, taking it like a warrior and such, I'm curious how you all fight. It just sounds like you all stand toe-to-toe like boxers, circle each other, and just punch and that's it. Or you guys are acting like this is Fight Club where you beat each other up but have the honor of not disabling or crippling someone. If half those people simple broke the other guys arm or crushed their knee, they wouldn't be all bruised and black and blue as it would have been an easy fight, lol. Anyhow, does anyone wanna describe themselves in a simulated fight?

Well with me, there's no trading blow for blow. I don't fight like a boxer. I tend to rush in right away to disable the person's ability to throw punches since that's the most common way of fighting. If the person is lucky, they'll get one hit in when I rush but they usually don't since they react slow or I deflect the hit. I tend to rush in with my head tilted down (kind of like Cesaer Chavez) so the only way to hit me would be a hook as you would have to have lightning reflexes to get an uppercut off and any other type of hit would hurt like hell hitting my head and not my face. So that's mainly for protection.

And as I rush in, I have my hands moving around in a slapping motion (kind of like Steven Seagal does) as it's a defensive form for any oncoming blows which makes it even harder to get a hook off. You simply slap away the punch so they either miss big time and fly past or when it does hit, it's slides off like a boxer's vaselined up body. Also with the slapping and swiping motions, depending on the distance between the both of us, it gives me a chance to make a grab to grip the wrist of the hand that's throwing the punch in which case I lock up their wrist or whole arm and can then throw a few blows to their face or stomach for some one-armed fighting, force the guy down to the ground, break the arm if I hate the guy, or release and kick him in the butt to send him running forward head-first to the ground (to get a laugh, heh). Or if we're closer, I move in behind them and I lock up both their arms and wrap one of my legs around one of theirs to take them down so they fall face down, and then I go to town on them.

And then for a guy much bigger than me, I simply just kick them in the knee so it bends inwards and breaks. Or if they reacted to it, it won't break but it'll still hurt and make them come down in a half-buckle. And once they lower their body from the hit, I make a swiping, angled hook so my knuckle connects to their temple which will usually knock them out and if not, I do it again.

But of course, that's all just an example of what usually happens. Things are/can be different depending on various factors but that's how a fight usually is with me since most people tend to fight the same way.

So what's a fight normally like for everyone else? Do you mainly box like little homies and kick people once they're down, look for the nearest blunt/sharp object to use, do you rush in and wrestle or grapple, know an offensive/defensive discipline, go berserk and just start swinging madly, lol, or what? lol

:rofl:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/csb1.jpg

I can't imagine you fighting.. but if you did, it probably would involve finger nails, biting, pulling hair and lots of high pitched screaming.

[waywardgs]

woosh.

[Parkbandit]

Across U.S. 19 to be exact. that side bad this side good. They come from there to here.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=drew+street+and+US+19+n&sll=27.944825,-82.763615&sspn=0.056412,0.13175&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=U.S.+19+Alt+%26+Drew+St,+Clearwater,+Pinella s,+Florida+33755&ll=27.968168,-82.795957&spn=0,0.004117&z=19&layer=c&cbll=27.968169,-82.795924&panoid=99MwmvRP7nhV8q0YgL25gQ&cbp=12,35.9,,0,2.9

Chevron atm?

[Parkbandit]

This is how i fight you pussie ass bitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

What? I thought you fight like this:



Re: Please turn justice back on! ·
No offense to the staff but this is a stupid move, you are favoring some players by turning justice off. People won't leave me the F alone. And since the justice systym offered some relief to the killings. Now I have no other option other than quit. I cant organize with my friends i cant come up with a plan to retaliate i cant do anything. Sure i can go buy a capped character and start killing everyone too if thats your intention to make people choose sides. but whats the fun in that? Turn justice back on and stop tampering with the game mechanics in order to please a few players. with justice off griefing can be taken to a level higher than before. This is ridiculous are you so blind to see that some players are and will take full advantage of this regardless of what sluntty is doing? If you want to turn justice off turn it off just for sluntty and jaimaltz.

[Revial]

What? I thought you fight like this:

Fighting with tears in your eyes is the manliest thing you could ever do.

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, they were smart enough to take your knife.

I have 0 business seeing whether or not someone's even done surveymonkey crap for that area, but what makes you think it was gang-related?

[Tgo01]

I have 0 business seeing whether or not someone's even done surveymonkey crap for that area, but what makes you think it was gang-related?

He said they were Hispanic, duh.

[Gan]

I open the distance to 12 feet.
Bwahahahahaha.


This is how it really went down. Sean is at an ATM, completely smashed. Some hispanics come to him and ask him if he's ok. Sean pulls out a knife and tries to stab at them and they proceed to defend themselves and kick his ass.

Trying to stab a mexican... Is that like throwing Brer Rabbit into the briar patch?

SoTT is lucky they didnt give him the knife back with the pointy end first.

[Gan]

Across U.S. 19 to be exact. that side bad this side good. They come from there to here.

Why did the gangbangers cross the road?

<insert tag line here>

[Stanley Burrell]

He said they were Hispanic, duh.

He never said his bike was stolen... Anyway, I read this before:


Evidently this is the sixth occurrence in the month from the gangs at that location.

I assumed it was true. Made me think way too much about a lot of stuff.

[NocturnalRob]

Sean owns a suit?
I don't think he ever said he was in a suit.

[EasternBrand]

I don't think he ever said he was in a suit.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure he said anything about pants at all.

[Deathravin]

oh, he said "shirt & tie" - my bad, I'll update my madlib.

[Sean of the Thread]

Everytime I lol about that camera my nuts hurt.

Sean dude--last we heard you were totally kicking it upstate with your ex and kids saving up money for a burner and a used toyota so you could start hustlin. WHA HAPA?


This is another story not to believed certainly...

I got laid off from my job for having bronchitis (everyone that had it got laid off until cured because it was about to shut down)

THEN my Aunt whom I was living with goes to these physic things and her's told her that I'm draining her positive energy and to kick me out in four days...

I have the note to prove it. Fucking nuts.

And now I'm packing again. My friends wife that I'm staying with got mad at us for play fighting last night. Made him sleep on the couch and I'm packing my gear.

Life is fun.


Oh and I got a bad haircut too.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well, they were smart enough to take your knife.

I have 0 business seeing whether or not someone's even done surveymonkey crap for that area, but what makes you think it was gang-related?


The detectives told me. There are three gangs (hispanic). News to me.

I can't remember their names. MI something and seranos something and blah blah I dunno.

[Sean of the Thread]

I don't think he ever said he was in a suit.


Nope although I have several suits I was simply in shirt and tie AND DOCKERS pants for those that question I was wearing either. I dress usually when I play poker.

Both destroyed by mass amounts of blood and the ER's scissors.

[Anebriated]

maybe they could hook you up with some work

[NocturnalRob]

goes to these physic things
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/particle-physics-insult.jpg

[Revial]

Where do you live again?

[Sean of the Thread]

maybe they could hook you up with some work


Dude they have ALL the work here.

From dish washing to dry walling.

Not a chance to find shit here.

I tried to go back to school this year but they don't count like 28 of my credit hours (it's been 10 years) because of changes and what I have left is screwed because of a policy of not completing a certain amount of what you've attempted rule so no pell grants bla bla bla.

I'm going through appeals. I had to drop an entire semester because of meningitis and it's crushing my ratio. (I still have a 3.45gpa) I think.

[Sean of the Thread]

Where do you live again?


Clearwater, FL. 33765

for the moment at least. I go where the work is.

[Revial]

Clearwater, FL. 33765

for the moment at least. I go where the work is.

I can't think of any hispanic gangs off the top of my head that use an 'M' for their tagging. MS13 is a big one but every cop knows they tag 13 or MS13 never a straight M.

Also, Midnight to five AM is a terrible time to go to the ATM. It's a prime time for muggings and initiations in gangs.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Clearwater, FL. 33765

for the moment at least. I go where the work is.

Comcast is hiring in Delaware.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I just get sad reading these threads now :(

[Back]

This is how it really went down. Sean is at an ATM, completely smashed. Some hispanics come to him and ask him if he's ok. Sean pulls out a knife and tries to stab at them and they proceed to defend themselves and kick his ass.

This is my favorite comment. I will copiously award this with my massive green-peen rep.

If you agree, green rep me, while I rep others because I cannot rep Androidpk just yet.

[sst]

Dude they have ALL the work here.

From dish washing to dry walling.

Not a chance to find shit here.

I tried to go back to school this year but they don't count like 28 of my credit hours (it's been 10 years) because of changes and what I have left is screwed because of a policy of not completing a certain amount of what you've attempted rule so no pell grants bla bla bla.

I'm going through appeals. I had to drop an entire semester because of meningitis and it's crushing my ratio. (I still have a 3.45gpa) I think.

What no MGIB?

[AnticorRifling]

What no MGIB?

You do know how the MGIB works right?

[sst]

You do know how the MGIB works right?

Yep. and the reason you asked was?

I don't think its been 10 years since he got out of the military, but I could be wrong. Only an complete idiot would let the benefits expire if they even considered using them. We are talking about Sean though...

[Asha]

In November I stepped over someone who was unconscious to use the cash machine. I just thought he was drunk. Only now in hindsight have I realised what actually might have happened to him.
Shit.

[Keller]

THEN my Aunt whom I was living with goes to these physic things and her's told her that I'm draining her positive energy and to kick me out in four days...

I have the note to prove it. Fucking nuts.


Did it really take a psychic to make your aunt realize that living with an unemployed, drunk, negligent father would drain her positive energy?

[NocturnalRob]

Did it really take a psychic to make your aunt realize that living with an unemployed, drunk, negligent father would drain her positive energy?
She's related to Sean, so...

[SHAFT]

Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/Fishies_Movies/Inglourious%20Basterds/Hugo%20Stiglitz/Animations/Animation01.gif

[4a6c1]

:lol:

[AnticorRifling]

Yep. and the reason you asked was?

I don't think its been 10 years since he got out of the military, but I could be wrong. Only an complete idiot would let the benefits expire if they even considered using them. We are talking about Sean though...

I asked because I'm pretty sure it's been over 10 years since he got out so bringing up the MGIB was dumb.

[Back]

I asked because I'm pretty sure it's been over 10 years since he got out so bringing up the MGIB was dumb.

OH SNAP!

[sst]

I asked because I'm pretty sure it's been over 10 years since he got out so bringing up the MGIB was dumb.

Fair Enough.

[Androidpk]

It wouldn't have been relevant anyways even if it was still active. He may have a 3.45 gpa in eating crayons and lead paint chips but I seriously doubt he'd be able to hack it at the college level.

[Kuyuk]

It wouldn't have been relevant anyways even if it was still active. He may have a 3.45 gpa in eating crayons and lead paint chips but I seriously doubt he'd be able to hack it at the college level.

Haha, Nice.

[diethx]

It wouldn't have been relevant anyways even if it was still active. He may have a 3.45 gpa in eating crayons and lead paint chips but I seriously doubt he'd be able to hack it at the college level.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Androidpk again.

:(

[Michaelous]

What? I thought you fight like this:

thats how i e-fight

[Sean of the Thread]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_E7FdlJojjPw/TSJJWqfMMAI/AAAAAAAAADM/30bob9YwhXg/SotTATM.png



Police are on my side?

And for the record it took a 6 second 911 call from my cell phone for them to find me. Amazing.

[NocturnalRob]

Did you give them your location? That's usually how that works.

[Deathravin]

Police are on my side?

And for the record it took a 6 second 911 call from my cell phone for them to find me. Amazing.

I didn't make the mad lib, I just filled it out. Each case has something about it that isn't exactly right. The mad lib might have to be modified to more accurately reflect the story, but you gotta admit each time it's pretty darn close.

[Showal]

:rofl:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/csb1.jpg

I can't imagine you fighting.. but if you did, it probably would involve finger nails, biting, pulling hair and lots of high pitched screaming.

That's cool man, I picture you the same way. The fact is, some would consider me short, others tall. Depends on your region. I'm 5'8. I am not a body builder, but I'm very limber and in good shape. I would be fat as all hell if I was playing EQ, but the hunt/rest cycle of GS is conducive to physical fitness. While I'm resting, I used to get on my treadmill or bowflex.

These days I don't play as much and live 5 feet from a 24 hour fitness which I'm a member at (okay more like 200 feet.)

I visit the gym once or twice a day and jog at least two miles, do 5 sets of 10 on the bicep girl, bench press, seated row, leg press, hamstring curl, abdominal pulldowns, etc.

You'd think that doing all this, I'd be in awesome shape. But I eat high fat junk food a lot. I like it. This results in me being fit, but not perfectly chisled.

I don't claim to be superman. I claim to be able to kick 98% of the planet's ass because the vast majority can't fight at all and would be down with one good punch. Mainly because the majority are children, elderly people and whimpy adults.

I wouldn't (by choice) go one on one with a boxer who's punch could shatter my jaw. Because although I have good technique, I can still be hit.

I think that more GS Players than you think are very physically fit. We just don't show up at the Cons for obvious reasons.

[Fatsix]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/literalbatmanfailp1.gif

[Androidpk]

We just don't show up at the Cons for obvious reasons.

:lol:

[AnticorRifling]

... do 5 sets of 10 on the bicep girl ...

My gym needs one of these.

or

How is your mom doing these days?

or

We have one of those at my gym but we call it your mom.


Let's go with take 3.

[Cephalopod]

You'd think that doing all this, I'd be in awesome shape. But I eat high fat junk food a lot. I like it. This results in me being fit, but not perfectly chisled.


You'd be in better shape if your hobbies included bar-fighting.

[EasternBrand]

You'd be in better shape if your hobbies included bar-fighting.

You're just toying with your opponent if you get real exercise before you ram his jaw through a brick wall.

[NocturnalRob]

brain fart
i would think after 17,000+ posts you could do better than that. PLEASE TO TRY AGAIN!

[Showal]

My gym needs one of these.

or

How is your mom doing these days?

or

We have one of those at my gym but we call it your mom.


Let's go with take 3.

Dude, my workout's not easy. If it was, it'd be your mom.

[NocturnalRob]

Dude, my workout's not easy. If it was, it'd be your mom.

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Nintendo_Oh_Snap_Olive_Shirt.jpg

[Showal]

You're just toying with your opponent if you get real exercise before you ram his jaw through a brick wall.

I ram jaws through solitary bricks, not full walls. Why? Because a wall is easier to break than just a single brick. If you ram jaws through a wall, you're probably only breaking the bond between the brick and the mortar and that's not too impressive. Plus, have you ever held a brick and tried to ram someone's jaw through it (by taking the jaw to the brick, not vice versa)? It's really difficult, but I am capable of this feat.

[NocturnalRob]

She's probably really good at it, although from the looks of it sometimes she misses and hits her forehead.

http://www.myhairdressersearch.com/Files/Images/reese-in-story.jpg

[Showal]

Rob, that's neither nice nor true.

[NocturnalRob]

Rob, that's neither nice nor true.
SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!!

[Showal]

SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!!

Fuck you, libtard dick sucker.

[NocturnalRob]

Fuck you, libtard dick sucker.
Yeah, after I'm done fucking your mom, crackbaby!

Wait, which one am I again?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This thread was like the Christmas present that I didn't see under the tree, and then the week after new years, when I'm taking everything down, I find that present.

[LMingrone]

I once found an old present for me in the basement. I WAS FUCKING PUMPED! IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LEGO SPACE STATION! YAY! Stupid box was empty. I cried. Thanks for reminding me.

^angry holiday cat is angry

[Cephalopod]

I once found an old present for me in the basement. I WAS FUCKING PUMPED!

WAS IT SOME BASEBALL TICKETS?


IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LEGO SPACE STATION! YAY! Stupid box was empty. I cried. Thanks for reminding me.


Oh.

[LMingrone]

WAS IT SOME BASEBALL TICKETS?
I told you I am going to make up for that mistake. In spades this coming season. :)

[NocturnalRob]

I cried.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftahY4RZ1qf8yek.gif

[LMingrone]

Not because I was sad, like that ^ guy. I happened to be picking horseradish that day.

[NocturnalRob]

I happened to be picking horseradish that day.
So? Horseradish is practically odorless until you cut or grate it.

LRN2TUBER

[LMingrone]

Tell me about it. I have a fresh jar in the fridge. Get it any where near your skin = serious business.

[Some Rogue]

In honor of:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/motivator68a6721b555336321a4154bf84.jpg

I give you...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/automotivator.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Hahahahaha....Aaaaaand rep.

[Carl Spackler]

Dude they have ALL the work here.

From dish washing to dry walling.

Not a chance to find shit here.

I tried to go back to school this year but they don't count like 28 of my credit hours (it's been 10 years) because of changes and what I have left is screwed because of a policy of not completing a certain amount of what you've attempted rule so no pell grants bla bla bla.

I'm going through appeals. I had to drop an entire semester because of meningitis and it's crushing my ratio. (I still have a 3.45gpa) I think.

You have to pass 70 percent of your classes to be eligible for grants..... or is it 60? Either way if you're getting 0's in classes you don't have a 3.45. Sorry, nice try.

[diethx]

You have to pass 70 percent of your classes to be eligible for grants..... or is it 60? Either way if you're getting 0's in classes you don't have a 3.45. Sorry, nice try.

It's not his fault his teachers don't believe his excuses for why his assignments aren't turned in on time.

"I'm sorry I don't have my paper for you, but it's not my fault. I got rolled last night by these big burly circus strongmen and they stole all my money and stabbed me in both knees with a knife and I had to drag myself to the ER with only my upper body strength."

"I'm sorry I missed the exam but it's really not my fault. I was hitching down the turnpike because some jerk stole my car and my bike was wrecked from last week when my dog chewed holes in the tires. While I was hitching this big rig veered off towards me and nearly hit me, stupid driver was probably drunk, and I was only saved because I was able to roll out of the way just in time all ninja-style. But the big rig went up in flames and then the cops showed up and put me in cuffs because they blamed me for the whole wreck."

[Back]

It's not his fault his teachers don't believe his excuses for why his assignments aren't turned in on time.

"I'm sorry I don't have my paper for you, but it's not my fault. I got rolled last night by these big burly circus strongmen and they stole all my money and stabbed me in both knees with a knife and I had to drag myself to the ER with only my upper body strength."

"I'm sorry I missed the exam but it's really not my fault. I was hitching down the turnpike because some jerk stole my car and my bike was wrecked from last week when my dog chewed holes in the tires. While I was hitching this big rig veered off towards me and nearly hit me, stupid driver was probably drunk, and I was only saved because I was able to roll out of the way just in time all ninja-style. But the big rig went up in flames and then the cops showed up and put me in cuffs because they blamed me for the whole wreck."

For a doughy little chick you have a big ass fucking mouth. Seriously STFU until someone asks you a question.

[diethx]

For a doughy little chick you have a big ass fucking mouth. Seriously STFU until someone asks you a question.

Did you seriously call me fat, you ugly old loser who talks to bums near dumpsters? ROFL

You're pathetic. Even more pathetic than Sean, and that is a huge feat.

[Back]

I do not recall asking your opinion so I am not sure why you are even replying.

[diethx]

It's so funny watching you trying to act like a tough guy. Yet you're still the same chubby old creep that, in pure masochistic fashion, keeps posting here despite all insistence against it. The same chubby old creep who is so fucking creepy and vile that he has to roofie the hookers just to get laid, because even they won't come near him for fear of being cut up into tiny little pieces and being stuck in his mother's freezer in pudding molds.

[LMingrone]

Damn, Sean's got us all fighting now! I declare this the shit talking fight thread. Go!

[diethx]

Damn, Sean's got us all fighting now! I declare this the shit talking fight thread. Go!

Haha, it's not a fight. Backrash thought he had some balls behind that clitoris he likes to call a penis, for about a split second. Clearly he was wrong.

[Androidpk]

It's so funny watching you trying to act like a tough guy. Yet you're still the same chubby old creep that, in pure masochistic fashion, keeps posting here despite all insistence against it. The same chubby old creep who is so fucking creepy and vile that he has to roofie the hookers just to get laid, because even they won't come near him for fear of being cut up into tiny little pieces and being stuck in his mother's freezer in pudding molds.

You give pudding molds a bad rep.

[diethx]

You give pudding molds a bad rep.

Anything would get a bad rep in the hands of Backrash. Bad rep and swollen orifices.

[LMingrone]

I had a bad wrap today.

[Back]

Did anyone else hear a queef? I could have sworn I heard a queef.

[diethx]

I had a bad wrap today.

Did you get the tubgirls?

[LMingrone]

I had a girl in my tub tonight.

[diethx]

I had a girl in my tub tonight.

While suffering from the bad wrap? Bet she won't be coming back :/

[LMingrone]

Snookie is on JK tonight!!!!!!! SMASH SMASH

[diethx]

It's smoosh, not smash. New episode of Jersey Shore on THURRRRRSSSSDAAAAAAYYYY

[LMingrone]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I know everyone has a death pool. We ahould all bet on who's gonna be the first forum member to make it on a reality show. My bet is on SB on Cash Cab. Go Stanley!

[Celephais]

The universe loves me. It's official.

[NocturnalRob]

The universe loves me. It's official.
I think it's oddly charming when you refer to me as your "universe."

[4a6c1]

The universe loves me. It's official.


No way. Universe told me you were _____ so she was all like FUCK SILLYFACE I'M OUT.

[Celephais]

Other than this obvious gem (I'm still reading it), anything good lately? I've been busy w/ work.

... I can't even view my rep, when I try to get to my control panel it gives the out of memory screen.

[4a6c1]

Not. Really.

[NocturnalRob]

out of memory screen.
what's the deal with that fucking screen anyway? that screen makes me :(

[Celephais]

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to
allocate 911056 bytes) in /home/gsplayer/public_html/forum/usercp.php(614) :
eval()'d code on line 162
Is bullshit.

[LMingrone]

Come on gais, don't argue. If you can find me in this video I'll paypal you $100: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXBAtxl-Nc

[Paradii]

Other than this obvious gem (I'm still reading it), anything good lately? I've been busy w/ work.

... I can't even view my rep, when I try to get to my control panel it gives the out of memory screen.

I man'ed up and made a death pool thread for 2011 since you dropped the ball.

[Celephais]

I man'ed up and made a death pool thread for 2011 since you dropped the ball.

I saw that, thanks. Although I think the late notice of it may require a 2/1/2011 deadline (erm, at least that's what I'm hoping for so I can come up with one).

[Celephais]

Come on gais, don't argue. If you can find me in this video I'll paypal you $100: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXBAtxl-Nc

Cool, I'll put the Franklin right next to those Yankee tickets I got.

[Stanley Burrell]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I know everyone has a death pool. We ahould all bet on who's gonna be the first forum member to make it on a reality show. My bet is on SB on Cash Cab. Go Stanley!

Hide a taxi under my bed. Then when everything goes Alex Trebek with neon lights and megaphones at 3:30AM; even though I'll probably go into cardiac arrest, I will make it to $100. After my death, Hollywood will produce some syndicated movie about my demise. The universe will continue to love Celephais.

And there will be the most beautiful silence never heard.

[Back]

And there will be the most beautiful silence never heard.

Barf

[LMingrone]

Cool, I'll put the Franklin right next to those Yankee tickets I got.

GRRRRRR. I'll never live this down. Cele, you're #1 on my list for this season. #1. PEEPEE.

[Stanley Burrell]

No way. Universe told me you were _____ so she was all like FUCK SILLYFACE I'M OUT.

Oh man.

[LMingrone]

WTF you doing posting on here B? Get to the city and get in a cab.

[Warriorbird]

Hide a taxi under my bed. Then when everything goes Alex Trebek with neon lights and megaphones at 3:30AM; even though I'll probably go into cardiac arrest, I will make it to $100. After my death, Hollywood will produce some syndicated movie about my demise. The universe will continue to love Celephais.

And there will be the most beautiful silence never heard.

You were already the first forum member to diss Jay Z.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFtQML2O5B0

It'd take it to the next level.

[LMingrone]

Ben Bailey is waiting. Tick tick.

(And I'll be on XBOX Live tomorrow, hit me up)

[NocturnalRob]

Come on gais, don't argue. If you can find me in this video I'll paypal you $100: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXBAtxl-Nc
I hope beyond hope that's you in the bunny suit.

[LMingrone]

Nope. You LOSE.
I'm in this video somewhere too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veXvAg1wWjY

[Paradii]

Nope. You LOSE.
I'm in this video somewhere too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veXvAg1wWjY

Are you the d-bag wearing a hat?

100 dollars plz. Kbai

[LMingrone]

Nope. When I do work for anyone I make (ask) them to tell me when they're filming.

You can find me in this one too. Well, I'm not actually in the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT6hTkcfWVw

[Paradii]

Ok, double or nothing.

You're the d-bag not wearing a hat.

[LMingrone]

Uhh. Yeah, I guess you could call me a DBag. I'm just a normal guy though.

[NocturnalRob]

This game sucks. I'm going to play Mousetrap.

[LMingrone]

We need a Mousetrap MUD. Even better would be an Axis & Allies war.

[RichardCranium]

For a doughy little chick you have a big ass fucking mouth. Seriously STFU until someone asks you a question.
...the fuck?

[NocturnalRob]

...the fuck?
It was 9.41 pm. Backlash was well into his first beer and already feeling a heavy buzz. He had finally worked up the courage to talk to her. As he stumbled towards her, he felt a thick sheen of sweat build on his forehead, adding to the embarrassment of his receding hairline.

He adjusted his glasses and took a deep breath. He noticed something smelled like burning ash. Was she in heat? He had heard about this on the Discovery Channel. Now was the time to strike!!

"Um, hi, you want talk about...beer? What about pizza toppings?"

He noticed that his breath smelled faintly of aged cheddar and lemongrass. At least, that's what his finely-tuned olfactory nerves were sensing.

She responded in a gravelly voice, her beautifully wrinkled face wise beyond her many years, "Fuck. Off. Turd." She then turned back to chain-smoking her Pall Malls and sipping her Chardonnay.

As he returned to his table for one, the sweat from his forehead dripped down his face, mixed with his welling tears, and fell with a silent splash into his pint glass. His heart, as empty as his pint glass, needed a remedy. The only surefire way of which he knew to ease his loneliness was to log on to the PC and lash out insipidly at the nearest target.

He'd show them. He'd show them all...

[AnticorRifling]

It was 9.41 pm. Backlash was well into his first beer and already feeling a heavy buzz. He had finally worked up the courage to talk to her. As he stumbled towards her, he felt a thick sheen of sweat build on his forehead, adding to the embarrassment of his receding hairline.

He adjusted his glasses and took a deep breath. He noticed something smelled like burning ash. Was she in heat? He had heard about this on the Discovery Channel. Now was the time to strike!!

"Um, hi, you want talk about...beer? What about pizza toppings?"

He noticed that his breath smelled faintly of aged cheddar and lemongrass. At least, that's what his finely-tuned olfactory nerves were sensing.

She responded in a gravelly voice, her beautifully wrinkled face wise beyond her many years, "Fuck. Off. Turd." She then turned back to chain-smoking her Pall Malls and sipping her Chardonnay.

As he returned to his table for one, the sweat from his forehead dripped down his face, mixed with his welling tears, and fell with a silent splash into his pint glass. His heart, as empty as his pint glass, needed a remedy. The only surefire way of which he knew to ease his loneliness was to log on to the PC and lash out insipidly at the nearest target.

He'd show them. He'd show them all...

I would buy your book.

[Delias]

It was 9.41 pm. Backlash was well into his first beer and already feeling a heavy buzz. He had finally worked up the courage to talk to her. As he stumbled towards her, he felt a thick sheen of sweat build on his forehead, adding to the embarrassment of his receding hairline.

He adjusted his glasses and took a deep breath. He noticed something smelled like burning ash. Was she in heat? He had heard about this on the Discovery Channel. Now was the time to strike!!

"Um, hi, you want talk about...beer? What about pizza toppings?"

He noticed that his breath smelled faintly of aged cheddar and lemongrass. At least, that's what his finely-tuned olfactory nerves were sensing.

She responded in a gravelly voice, her beautifully wrinkled face wise beyond her many years, "Fuck. Off. Turd." She then turned back to chain-smoking her Pall Malls and sipping her Chardonnay.

As he returned to his table for one, the sweat from his forehead dripped down his face, mixed with his welling tears, and fell with a silent splash into his pint glass. His heart, as empty as his pint glass, needed a remedy. The only surefire way of which he knew to ease his loneliness was to log on to the PC and lash out insipidly at the nearest target.

He'd show them. He'd show them all...

Please repost this as a communal PC story. I'd like to see where it goes.

[Atlanteax]

Affirming the above two responses.

[Parkbandit]

Haha, it's not a fight. Backrash thought he had some balls behind that clitoris he likes to call a penis, for about a split second. Clearly he was wrong.

Holy shit.. that's awesome.

[Carl Spackler]

Just Lol'd at my desk

[Kuyuk]

Fucking Christ Sean?

L.A. officials receive video of men sexually assaulting disabled women

Los Angeles County Sheriff's investigators made a public appeal Thursday in seeking at least four men who were videotaped sexually assaulting at least 10 women who appear to be severely disabled, including women in a care home.
The video came from 11 DVDs that an anonymous tipster dropped off last March at the Sheriff's Department headquarters in Monterey Park, California, said Sgt. Dan Scott.
The video was shot by a security camera and a handheld camera, Scott told reporters at a news conference.
One segment shows a woman victim wearing a diaper while in a wheelchair, Scott said.


http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/06/california.rape.disabled/index.html?hpt=T2

[RichardCranium]

Sean jokes aside, those fuckers need castrated then shot.

[Androidpk]

Sean jokes aside, those fuckers need castrated then shot.

Absolutely. We need to stop him from having any more kids.