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BriarFox
12-31-2010, 09:10 PM
Bust 'em out, and be mocked in 364 days if you don't keep them.

BriarFox
12-31-2010, 09:11 PM
Here's mine:

Work out at least three days a week, pay off a credit card, take a trip to Australia, finish my dissertation, publish two articles, land a most-excellent professorship, and stop arguing with idiots on the internet. That's what I've got so far. What's the point in making them if they're not at least a *little* ambitious?

Paradii
12-31-2010, 09:13 PM
Well, I started my resolutions a week or two early. But I will be going to the gym 4-5 days a week until March, with a change in diet.

Decide what my chapters are for my dissertation, and finish my proposal.

And continue arguing with idiots over the internet.

Keller
12-31-2010, 09:15 PM
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4a6c1
12-31-2010, 09:54 PM
1) Wrangle some scholarships. Aiming for 2 minor, 1 major.
2) Potty train mini-Vader.
3) Fuck bitches. Get money.

Fallen
12-31-2010, 10:16 PM
Finish up my associates. Not get fired.

Revalos
12-31-2010, 10:30 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd202/neelb24/2qup078.gif

Thirded.

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Asha
12-31-2010, 10:53 PM
Stop taking painkillers. Get seriously buff. Find a bride!

BriarFox
12-31-2010, 10:57 PM
Stop taking painkillers. Get seriously buff. Find a bride!

That last one's easy; just check the paper for a list of upcoming weddings. The brides are usually in the front.

Stanley Burrell
12-31-2010, 11:23 PM
Think less.

Androidpk
12-31-2010, 11:55 PM
More gym time
Less smoking
Take up a martial arts
Travel overseas at least once
Better grades at school
Beat Gemstone
Start writing for myself
Skydive, RSN.
Play a monk.

Kuyuk
01-01-2011, 12:03 AM
Happy new years!

Resolution? Pay off credit cards. ~10k to go.

I'm also not opposed to people helping with my resolution. Kthx. amorcacao@paypal.com

Delias
01-01-2011, 12:21 AM
I resolve to be even more awesome than I was this year. Now THAT is ambitious.

4a6c1
01-01-2011, 12:27 AM
omg i almost forgot!

4) Lvl Anzu 85 (lolololol). Get some cool gear. Master Hunter Pvp. Or just master hunter.

Androidpk
01-01-2011, 12:28 AM
master bate???

4a6c1
01-01-2011, 12:29 AM
you're hired!

Hedensk
01-01-2011, 01:36 AM
Get laid. Repeat.

Androidpk
01-01-2011, 01:51 AM
Get laid. Repeat.

You know what they say about setting goals that are too high :)

Hedensk
01-01-2011, 02:05 AM
OSNAP!!!11one.

diethx
01-01-2011, 02:41 AM
Find a bride!

Kuyuk bought one from Russia or something, you should get the web address from him. It would probably cost less to ship to you too. Win-win.

Drew
01-01-2011, 02:46 AM
I try to do New Year's resolutions that are fun and different. One year my resolution was to convert all my socks (except athletic) to argyle. Made that happen. Another year was not to resolve anything, I broke that one when I resolved not to do any resolutions. I haven't come up with one for this year yet, hopefully I'll think of something tomorrow.

Delias
01-01-2011, 02:49 AM
I try to do New Year's resolutions that are fun and different. One year my resolution was to convert all my socks (except athletic) to argyle. Made that happen. Another year was not to resolve anything, I broke that one when I resolved not to do any resolutions. I haven't come up with one for this year yet, hopefully I'll think of something tomorrow.

Resolve to butter as many people as possible in 2011 with delicious land o' lakes butter.

TheEschaton
01-01-2011, 04:42 AM
I'm turning 30 this year. That's my resolution.

Rucca
01-01-2011, 05:37 AM
My main resolution is to move back to NYC, hopefully by the summer.
Then I'll make sure to fuck bitches. Make money.

iJin
01-01-2011, 05:45 AM
Drink more. Pay off credit card. Go to gym three times a week. Finish novel. Fuck even more bitches.

Androidpk
01-01-2011, 05:48 AM
It wouldn't be the first time I've been called a bitch!

Delias
01-01-2011, 05:50 AM
Drink more. Pay off credit card. Go to gym three times a week. Finish novel. Fuck even more bitches.

Read IS really hard.

NocturnalRob
01-01-2011, 06:11 AM
Read IS really hard.
So is reading comprehension. Try again, dumbshit.

Delias
01-01-2011, 06:31 AM
So is reading comprehension. Try again, dumbshit.

Thanx 2 hukked on fonics, comprenshion is up 25 percents.

ETA: and thus I start the new year, already full of fail.

Kuyuk
01-01-2011, 10:27 AM
Kuyuk bought one from Russia or something, you should get the web address from him. It would probably cost less to ship to you too. Win-win.



He shoulda mentioned something sooner, I could have gotten a group discount.

Revalos
01-01-2011, 10:49 AM
He shoulda mentioned something sooner, I could have gotten a group discount.

Group discounts are easy to come by, but finding a website that won't scam you is the biggest problem. And Eastern Europe is much more reliable than Russia.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=48062

Anebriated
01-01-2011, 11:06 AM
Quit smoking(10 days into this already, figured why wait). Hit the gym regularly. Fuck bitches, get money.

IorakeWarhammer
01-01-2011, 11:14 AM
1. convert PC readers to Islam

2. hypno-bondage session with Lunn Windrider and Peter North

3. marry Welfidia in GSIV Prime

4. convert Parkbandit to a bleeding heart liberal

5. serve tacos at Simucon

6. become a GM named Schnitzel and give Jaimaltz 300m death's sting

7. make sure Neimanz gets his 1 year AA coin

8. suck Stanley Burrel's toes

Kuyuk
01-01-2011, 12:26 PM
Group discounts are easy to come by, but finding a website that won't scam you is the biggest problem. And Eastern Europe is much more reliable than Russia.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=48062

Yes, I'm going the Czech route...

Drew
01-01-2011, 02:47 PM
Group discounts are easy to come by, but finding a website that won't scam you is the biggest problem. And Eastern Europe is much more reliable than Russia.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=48062




I'm not surprised you are an expert at this.

iJin
01-01-2011, 03:48 PM
There is going to be alot of fucking this year man. Delias, you're a fucking buttmunch.

Parkbandit
01-01-2011, 03:57 PM
4. convert Parkbandit to a bleeding heart liberal



Pretty sure if my friends and sister can't do that, an intellectually challenged dipshit on an Internet Forum doesn't stand a chance.

You should make goals that are somewhat attainable.

eeky
01-01-2011, 04:03 PM
Squat 405 for 5 without getting over 225 body weight.

Kuyuk
01-01-2011, 04:06 PM
Squat 405 for 5 without getting over 225 body weight.

For a second I was wondering why someone was trying to get 5 hours of a spell for the resolution.

IorakeWarhammer
01-01-2011, 04:09 PM
Pretty sure if my friends and sister can't do that, an intellectually challenged dipshit on an Internet Forum doesn't stand a chance.

You should make goals that are somewhat attainable.

Did you even read the other goals?

Successful troll is successful.

Revial
01-01-2011, 04:17 PM
Resolutions are garbage. I'm gonna live my life the way I always have and be happy with the person I am.

Delias
01-01-2011, 04:37 PM
There is going to be alot of fucking this year man. Delias, you're a fucking buttmunch.

I feel it's fair to say that this has been established.

Parkbandit
01-01-2011, 04:39 PM
Did you even read the other goals?

Successful troll is successful.

There is nothing successful about you.

IorakeWarhammer
01-01-2011, 04:47 PM
why are you in such a bad mood when finally our legal system has made the changes to allow you into the military?

Revial
01-01-2011, 05:09 PM
why are you in such a bad mood when finally our legal system has made the changes to allow you into the military?

I'm not gonna lie, that made me giggle like a school girl.