HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB

[Gnome Rage]

you douche. :)

:hug2:

I would have made you yummies, now you just get a crappy thread.

[NocturnalRob]

Hahaha...well, when you're as old as I am, a crappy thread is just fine. Thanks, kiddo.

[Rucca]

Excellent. Happy birthday Rob!! I'll make brownies and eat one for you. Probably drink a beer for you too. It will almost be like we are hanging out socially!

[Gnome Rage]

I want brownies and booze :(

So I have to send a box to chegg anyways, how do you feel about whatever I find in my cabinets?

[NocturnalRob]

Excellent. Happy birthday Rob!! I'll make brownies and eat one for you. Probably drink a beer for you too. It will almost be like we are hanging out socially!
I was wondering why I had a boner...

[Rucca]

I was wondering why I had a boner...

Pics or it didn't happen.

[diethx]

Pics or it didn't happen.

<insert joke about electron microscope here>

[Androidpk]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Check your box.

[Rucca]

Check your box.

Tease. :(

[Androidpk]

Tease. :(

No I meant your OTHER box. See?? You didn't even know he was in there!

BTW, happy birthday Rob.

[DCSL]

Happy birthday! I'll take a shot (or five) for you and not at all because I like to drink.

[Delias]

Happy birthday. I will celebrate like I do every morning, by brushing my teeth very thoroughly.

[Back]

30? Shit I thought you were a youngster. But now that I think about it the tone of your posts does sound like the angst of a washed up middle aged loser.

Been there done that.

:2beers:

[AnticorRifling]

Gratz on the old man balls. At least this time they're your own.

[NocturnalRob]

No I meant your OTHER box. See?? You didn't even know he was in there!

BTW, happy birthday Rob.
Thanks, man. And they never know I'm there...until it's too late.


Happy birthday! I'll take a shot (or five) for you and not at all because I like to drink.
Hey, thanks! It's those extreme sacrifices that we make on behalf of others that will continue to define us as the human race.


Happy birthday. I will celebrate like I do every morning, by brushing my teeth very thoroughly.
Don't forget to floss!


30? Shit I thought you were a youngster.
It's all relative, Backlash. To you, I still am. And unless time stops working the way it always has, I will always be young compared to you.

Thanks for the "washed up middle aged loser" cut though. It really bit deep. Especially coming from you.


Gratz on the old man balls. At least this time they're your own.
Well, at least they have company now.

[4a6c1]

Gratz on the old man balls. At least this time they're your own.

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[Warriorbird]

Yo Rob, I'm really happy birthday for you. I'm gonna let you finish (and catch up more for a while) but I had the best thirtieth birthday party.

[Androidpk]

I just turned 30 too, we're practically related!

[NocturnalRob]

I just turned 30 too, we're practically related!
Only by blood.

[Androidpk]

Only by blood.

I would hope not by blood, cause i'm fairly sure you've said something about banging my mom (our mom?) before in the past.

[Hips]

I would hope not by blood, cause i'm fairly sure you've said something about banging my mom (our mom?) before in the past.

If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family!

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB :D

[Back]

If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family!

How did you know Rob’s family motto? Oh, wait.

[Latrinsorm]

Happy birthday - I will celebrate as I picture you behaving: in a solemn, polite, and dignified manner.

[NocturnalRob]

Happy birthday - I will celebrate as I picture you behaving: in a solemn, polite, and dignified manner.
Get out of my head, man!!

[EasternBrand]

If ever there were a reason for a feast dinner at Resto

[Stanley Burrell]

I can't even begin to tell you how much this means to me, Roberto. Because, I mean, you know, like, actually, honestly, commas, I don't.

Anyway: My nigga.

[NocturnalRob]

If ever there were a reason for a feast dinner at Resto
I totally agree. EVERYONE COME TO NYC!


Anyway: My nigga.
True.

[Abilene]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny_91.jpg

[Tisket]

Get out of my head, man!!

The local news showed part of that video you posted of the two idiots dragging the snowplow and, even though I know you said it wasn't you filming the video, I was all like "It's Rob! It's Rob! I know that guy!"

Just thought I'd share that. Happy Birthday and many more!

[NocturnalRob]

Mmm...big, hairy beaver! Sadly, my birthday wish did not come true yet.

Thanks, Tisket Tasket.

[Abilene]

Yeah I can't say I understand the want for a BIG HAIRY beaver, but the pic made me lulz.

[Liagala]

I googled "Rob's B-day" and this came up. I approve.

http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/offtopic-english/943171469d1242943471-happy-birthday-rob-21-happybirthdayfunny.jpg

Happy Birthday!

[Tisket]

I wanted to play too so I GIS'd "Rob's birthday suit" and got a lot of gay porn site images.

Not a joke, just an observation. I'll leave the jokes to Anticor.

[NocturnalRob]

Anticor at a urinal. Something, something, something. The joke is in your hands

[DCSL]

EVERYONE COME TO NYC!


Only if you promise to show up at least once.

[NocturnalRob]

Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, at the last NYC meetup, I had just returned from a 6 month PC hiatus, and had little to no idea what was going on. Plus grad school applications, life excuses, excuses, blah blah blah...

Long and short of it (but mostly long), I'll come out.

[Tisket]

Long and short of it (but mostly long), I'll come out.

You short circuited my brain with the joke potential in that single sentence.

[4a6c1]

NOT MINE.

boioioioioing!

[AnticorRifling]

I'll come out. We'll go ahead and save this for later.

[NocturnalRob]

Amazing restaurant with great friends. Hilarious and fun gifts. Out until 2.30 am. Boss is out today, so recovery should be forthcoming.

Thanks to the PC for the well wishes.

And yes, AR, we all know you've got your fingers crossed.

[Warriorbird]

Glad you had a great time. The 30s are shockingly less bad than you'd expect.