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Sune
12-27-2010, 05:35 PM
hahaha nice try, 3 casts and still no kill, weaksauce
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[go2]>southeast
Jaimaltz's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
A low grey stone wall provides a backdrop for several flowering trees, each sending a small shower of petals tumbling towards the ground with each stir of the night breeze. The court is relatively quiet, as a few shoppers visit merchants and a single group of travellers chat amongst themselves. Warm amber light shines from the northeast and the glowing glaesine windows of the imposing Shimmarglin Inn. You also see an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast, southwest
Jaimaltz followed.
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Jaimaltz gestures at you.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
Demon Lord Sheru's personal body armor partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes your left arm lightly.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
You fall to the ground.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to head catches ears on fire! Yeeoww!
You are stunned for 1 round!
The ground then quickly cools.
SP>
[GriefWatch]-You: "XV-Spotter: Spotted enemy [Jaimaltz] [Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court] (28) - PCS: Jaimaltz NPCS: "
[go2]>southeast
[go2]>stand
[group_ajar]>group open
You are still stunned.
SP>
You are still stunned.
SP>
You are still stunned.
SP>
Your group status is now open.
SP>
An elated marsh spirit floats in, following you.
SP>
Jaimaltz's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
SP>
Jaimaltz gestures at you.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
Demon Lord Sheru's personal body armor partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes your left arm lightly.
... 3 points of damage!
Minor burns to left arm. That hurts a bit.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
The ground then quickly cools.
!SP>
[group_ajar]>group close
[go2]>stand
Your group status is now closed.
!P>
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
!R>
Jaimaltz's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
!R>
Jaimaltz gestures at you.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
Demon Lord Sheru's personal body armor partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Brushing blow to your right hand.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
You fall to the ground.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Feels uncomfortable.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames chars neck a crispy black.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand fries palm. Ouch!
The ground then quickly cools.
!SPR>
[group_ajar]>group open
Your group status is now open.
!SPR>
[go2: restarting script...]
[go2: ETA: 0:00:35 (127 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>stand
...wait 5 seconds.
!SPR>
Jaimaltz's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
!SPR>
Jaimaltz gestures at you.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
Demon Lord Sheru's personal body armor partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 15 points of damage!
Nasty blow to your right hand!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Feels painful.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand burns fingers bright red.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
The ground then quickly cools.
!SPR>
[bigshot: AUTOBOT ALERT: Your character is in trouble!]
[bigshot]>quit

--- Lich: sorter has exited.
--- Lich: 'sloot' has been stopped by exec1.
--- Lich: sloot has exited.

Sune
12-27-2010, 05:35 PM
sorry 4 casts, even weaker sauce

IorakeWarhammer
12-28-2010, 08:19 AM
my empath enjoyed this a lot <3

should I thank Jaim or Sune?! hehe

Bhaalizmo
12-28-2010, 10:44 PM
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. Torches placed at regular intervals illuminate the walkways threading through the area. You also see the Guard Captain, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Jaimaltz who is set in stocks
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest

--- Lich: whereami active.

Current room id: 27

--- Lich: whereami has exited.

>toss frui at jaim
You pick up a piece of rotting fruit and toss it right at Jaimaltz! It explodes as it hits Jaimaltz in the face!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>toss frui at jaim

Jaimaltz laughs!

R>toss frui at jaim
You pick up a piece of rotting fruit and toss it right at Jaimaltz! It explodes as it hits Jaimaltz in the face!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Jaimaltz asks, "Feel better?"

A city official takes out a small notepad and studies it closely. After a few moments, he tucks it back away.

The Guard Captain says, "It's time for you to leave town after you finish your business, Jaimaltz. You're no longer welcome here."

The Guard Captain hurries northeast.

Jaimaltz asks, "Now that you guys pussied out and got the GM's to intervene?"

A city official sarcastically says, "What a way to top off my day. I just love watching miscreants in stocks."

You say, "Don't know what you're talkin bout."

Jaimaltz says, "Oh I'm sure you don't, it's not like you guys cried like little babies on the boards about being killed a few times."

R>toss frui at jaim
You pick up a piece of rotting fruit and toss it right at Jaimaltz! It explodes as it hits Jaimaltz in the face!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Jaimaltz says, "Whining about the justice system."

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

A city official glances at a nearby pretty lass with a toothy grin.

>'dunno what you're talking about dood
You say, "Dunno what you're talking about dood."

>toss frui at jaim
You pick up a piece of rotting fruit and toss it right at Jaimaltz! It explodes as it hits Jaimaltz in the face!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

A city official glances about with a bored expression on his face.



After Jaimaltz spent 2 hours in the stocks in Illistim, he was located in some kind of Justice consultation room, shortly thereafter he logged out.

Spooky
12-28-2010, 11:02 PM
I believed it at first but I call him BS'ing us...there's still no annoucement after all. We'll see.

Nostradamus
12-28-2010, 11:37 PM
so is it confirmed then that the justice was actually updated?

Drunken Durfin
12-29-2010, 01:51 PM
No post on the officials. I'm calling it
http://www.crosbyreport.com/files/imagecache/blogPhoto/bullshit34.gif

Nostradamus
12-29-2010, 03:03 PM
No post on the officials. I'm calling it
http://www.crosbyreport.com/files/imagecache/blogPhoto/bullshit34.gif

Yep was us grade A alright.
Not only did the Justice system not get fixed. But Pakal came in and removed the 300m worth of Jaimaltz's death sting.

Jaimaltz has then said he want's a truce and understands that there will be those who will act in revenge towards him.

Also the he would not be doing the griefing anymore, Just wants to cap and sell off the character.

Tordane
12-29-2010, 03:06 PM
<snarky>
Doesn't matter now, the griefers have a new member on their team! GM Itzel!
</snarky>

Man, I don't really know what to think about what was done today. Shattered is definitely going to be a warped version of reality that is going to take some getting use to. Too bad its going to be an acquired taste that only a few will desire to toy with.

Some Rogue
12-29-2010, 03:25 PM
But Pakal came in and removed the 300m worth of Jaimaltz's death sting.


Are you fucking kidding me? They should just turn it off completely then. He got what he deserved.

BriarFox
12-29-2010, 03:41 PM
There need to be some serious complaints on the officials about this shit. We have very limited options for making life difficult for cunts like Jaimaltz and Sluntty, and now after we did manage it, a GM came in and removed the penalty.

Scenario:

Jaimaltz: "Fuck you, bitches! Die, die, die."
Group: "Blow us. Here're 130 deaths."
Jaimaltz: "Now I kill you all some more!"
Group: "Here're some more deaths, and we'll bind you for hours, too."
Jaimaltz: "I don't care what you do to me! It hurts, but I'd rather just kill you all than give a shit about my experience. I pass my items and coins off to alts, so the justice system be damned!"
Group: "Le sigh. You've never been laid, have you?"
Gamemaster: "Oh, Jaimaltz, you poor thing. Let me get rid of all that Sting for you, and those banishments, too! Go have fun!"
Group: "W.T.F."
*Sound of accounts being canceled*

Deathravin
12-29-2010, 03:48 PM
Yup... I'm gone. That was pretty easy. I was curious if I were going to be able to quit when Knack & Speedy did. Answer: yes!

I'll just go ahead and give him the rest of my stuff while I'm at it. I mean, he deserves a reward or something for being so clever.

BriarFox
12-29-2010, 03:50 PM
Yup... I'm gone. That was pretty easy. I was curious if I were going to be able to quit when Knack & Speedy did. Answer: yes!

Once I finally cap my empath, I'm probably done, too.

Fatsix
12-30-2010, 07:09 AM
So Itzel killed shattered, not Cuntty and Jaimaltz? Nice........

Deathravin
12-30-2010, 07:41 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vef9ZarAhlo/TLxSX7fCy6I/AAAAAAAAAtQ/3TIFi6QtKNk/s1600/slap.jpg
.............Shattered Community.......................GM Itzel...............

crb
12-30-2010, 08:37 AM
Itzel is apparently as tonedeaf as Nancy Pelosi.

Fatsix
12-30-2010, 09:04 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/nice-slap-mark.jpg

http://files.advertolog.com/files/adsarchive/part_586/5864005/file/advertising-media-slap-small-38833.jpg

cookiemonster2
12-30-2010, 09:56 AM
after all the work I did to put him in death sting coma lock!!!!

God damnit Itzel, first you ruin Illistim, now you ruin Shattered, and destroy all my work!

For fuck's sake. If Itzel wants to meddle in shattered they should ban her from prime. At least make one instance itzel free.

Kramble
12-30-2010, 12:10 PM
Just got back from the holidays and got caught up on the action. Canceled my accounts this morning with the reason only being "Itzel." I think I'd like to come back at some point but Simu needs to get their shit together.

joehollywood
12-30-2010, 01:11 PM
Just got back from the holidays and got caught up on the action. Canceled my accounts this morning with the reason only being "Itzel." I think I'd like to come back at some point but Simu needs to get their shit together.

I'm sure they will...RSN

IorakeWarhammer
12-31-2010, 09:06 AM
Did the griefing stop?