Post Your Booty

[Blushy]

No, this is not a below-the-waist version of this thread (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792) (although by all means, please don't let that stop you if you're so inclined), but rather a request to share what phat lewtz you managed to farm today.

I, for instance, got a solar-powered flashlight!

[Sheikh]

New Carhartt Jacket and Bib, North Face sleeping bag, Columbia tent with Omnitech liner, Stuff sack for the sleeping bag.

I am stoked, I had a good year.

[4a6c1]

I asked for donations to my charities but those pigs still bought me things. Fecking Republicans....(just kidding, I love my Republicans. Everybody should have a few.)

giant crazy ass ethnic quilt from archaeology
Eucalyptus Spearmint stuff from Bath and Body works WITH CANDLES WOOOT
Some pink teva flipflops
Extension of some of my mag subscriptions
Some mint energy tea by yogi
money
starbucks card
books: (gobble gobble gobble)
really old smelly morrison and boyd organic chemistry antique from daddy
a study of the colt single action army revolver graham kopec and moore 1st fucking edition and autographed oh yeahhhh


AND HORDES OF STUFF FOR THE KID JESUS I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO DONATE WTF

[Kuyuk]

Didnt really celebrate anything -

$15 amazon gift card
Tobasco fleece pants - something I think was free and got passed on to me... http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/ravaseller/1a_018.jpg
and $50 that was given to me last month while I had my lady over.

Thats all I gotz. Waiting for boob pics from rojo that she promised me for xxx-mas :(

[DCSL]

PJ pants with Keyblades all over them.
A shit-ton of Barnes and Noble giftcards, because all my family knows about me is that I like to read, which I am alright with.
A PS3 with Move, completing my collection of consoles.
Lots of candy, particularly Ferrero Rocher.
A silver filigree and larimar (my favorite stone) locket.
A really disgusting shot of tequila.
Quitting my job on Christmas Eve, a gift to myself.

[Kuyuk]

Didnt really celebrate anything -

Thats all I gotz. Waiting for boob pics from rojo that she promised me for xxx-mas :(


Post Your Booty 12-25-2010 06:27 PM you're too ugly for boob pics from her!



:( :( But... I can make chocolates that she might like? It's a fair trade???

[4a6c1]

Thats all I gotz. Waiting for boob pics from rojo that she promised me for xxx-mas :(

hurrrr

<3

We have Ruccas tits. That is all we need for ever and ever until the end of the world. ::church music, clapping and hallelujah!::

Praise the tits!

[Chadj]

IPhone. Yay!!!!

[TheEschaton]

giant crazy ass ethnic quilt from archaeology


Is that one of the gay ass Night Elf things from archaeology?

I got the last season of LOST. Still makes me teary-eyed.

[4a6c1]

:lol:

no. it's a store. here.

http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/category.jsp?popId=HOME&navAction=middle&navCount=60&isSortBy=true&pushId=HOME-BEDDING&id=HOME-BEDDING-SHEETS

[Jarvan]

I got to hold my newborn niece for the first time.

I got to see my nephew's eyes light up when he realized he got "two" Nerf guns from me.

And I got to play alien crane game (toy story) with my 2 year old nephew for 4 hours.

All said and done, Best Christmas I had in a number of years.

[BriarFox]

New suit and shirts to go with it, class ring, gift cards, and some awesome Guinness sleeping pants.

[Bobmuhthol]

Archaeology and Anthropologie are not the same word.

[iJin]

A nice Daria-esque brown bag.
Plaid shirt (My lesbian shirt)
NIN bandshirt.
Beauty and The Beast Porcelain doll.
Perfume
Sweet acoustic guitar that looks like a huge violin.
Black satin robe (Another one)
And..that's about it..I think. Heh

[Nilandia]

Lots of little stuff for me

Red velvet cupcake mix (red velvet's my favorite cake)
A book investigating historical medical mysteries
Video Games Live DVD
A mug that looks like a lab beaker (biology nerd in me loves it)
Microwavable teapot for brewing loose leaf that filters it directly into the cup
Glow in the dark laptop keyboard letters cause they're starting to disappear on me
A bag of holding (no, really) (http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/aaa5/)
Decent sized external hard drive that's powered directly by the USB port to take while traveling

Gretchen

[Farn]

I got pretzels, root beer and wint-o-green lifesavers.

[Parkbandit]

Some awesome personallized beer glasses
Memory foam slippers
Guiness beer glasses with tray and coasters
Dunkin Donuts giftcard
The Brewmaster's Bible by Stephen Snyder
World's Best Beers by Ben McFarland
Itune giftcard
Fire pit for outside

And my favorite gift (which I ordered 3 days ago)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Keg.jpg

[Androidpk]

A cold, a sore throat, and a fever.

[Stanley Burrell]

Sleep. Blessed be the sacred fire of the yule log, which forever burneth at least one more day and lowereth mine daily caffeine intake in the meaneth time.

[Latrinsorm]

A silver filigree and larimar (my favorite stone) locket.
Black satin robe (Another one)Pics!

I got Viva la Vida and the Prisoner miniseries on DVD. I'm so happy. :)

[Tsk Tsk]

I'm not gonna list everything... but I got an IPOD Touch and this thing is awesome. Every minute I play with it I can feel my douche factor rising. I'm dl'ing way too many apps :(

[Paradii]

Got a tomahawk, some socks, and a solar panel that can power my laptop, phone, ect.

[Delias]

Got a tomahawk, some socks, and a solar panel that can power my laptop, phone, ect.

Sounds like you're really roughing it out there in the wild.

[Dayko]

iPad , DSi XL, Dual Cord HP HD-screened laptop..and a 32 inch flat screen tv ;)

[DCSL]

I'm not gonna list everything... but I got an IPOD Touch and this thing is awesome. Every minute I play with it I can feel my douche factor rising. I'm dl'ing way too many apps :(

The only thing I have on mine other than music is Robot Unicorn Attack. I feel like I'm wasting its potential.

[4a6c1]

Got a tomahawk, some socks, and a solar panel that can power my laptop, phone, ect.

new socks FTW!!!!!

[Paradii]

Sounds like you're really roughing it out there in the wild.

I am in a town, can you not see that I am posting on an internet forum. I'll let you know when I am back in the field.

[Paradii]

new socks FTW!!!!!

Wool socks are the bees knees.

[Delias]

I am in a town, can you not see that I am posting on an internet forum. I'll let you know when I am back in the field.

Then why do you need a solar panel to charge things like your laptop? I don't understand. Is charging your laptop the most electricity you use while in a town, to the extent that the solar panel will severely reduce your carbon footprint?

[HouseofElves]

I got pretzels, root beer and wint-o-green lifesavers.

Mormons are terrible gift givers, I'm learning. My husband's parents always get us gift certificates to places they only have in Utah and three months later.

[Farn]

Hah. I should point out that pretzels, root beer and wint-o-green lifesavers are what I asked for (and do every year, much to the chagrin of people who want to get me "real" gifts). I don't like having a lot of stuff to clutter things up, so snacks are my ideal gift. I also ended up with a computer chair and a cover for my nook, which are okay since they're accessories to the machines I use to help lessen clutter by keeping as much as possible in digital format.

Anyway, I bet if you took up scrapbooking you'd get plenty of gifts from Mormons.

[diethx]

A cold, a sore throat, and a fever.

At least you didn't get a cold sore (which is what I read when I first saw your post). And me too, totally sick for the past 4 days.


Wool socks are the bees knees.

I want some of those so bad. At home, my feet are always freezing with regular socks.

We were too poor to do presents this year, but our moms still got us stuff despite our insistence not to. My mom gave us $500 which was a combined anniversary/Christmas present, my grandma gave us $100, and my mother in law got him a thermal shirt and $15, got me super soft pajama pants and a hoodie, and for both of us, a $25 Cracker Barrel gift card. I think I might just have to go use that today and get some BREAKFASTTTSTSTSTSTST.

[Paradii]

Then why do you need a solar panel to charge things like your laptop? I don't understand. Is charging your laptop the most electricity you use while in a town, to the extent that the solar panel will severely reduce your carbon footprint?

I didn't ask for one, and for half of the year, a solar panel would be beneficial since I do live off of the grid.

[Whimsi]

Then why do you need a solar panel to charge things like your laptop? I don't understand. Is charging your laptop the most electricity you use while in a town, to the extent that the solar panel will severely reduce your carbon footprint?

I thought it just meant that he uses his laptop for offline work while he is in the field. A way to keep it charged without electricity.

[Paradii]

I thought it just meant that he uses his laptop for offline work while he is in the field. A way to keep it charged without electricity.

Correct, for data entry.

It also is able to run an ipod and speakers.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My dad took me to a casino and gave me 200 bucks to go and gamble with, a couple of days before Christmas. Due to the low limits I finally went and learned how to play shit like roulette, and ultimately I walked away with 160 bucks more than I started with. Beyond that, just a couple shirts and some socks. My family has never really been into gifts. Growing up we got one present and the rest of the present was whatever we did as a family.. this year was pretty much a throwback to that.

I did get a gift for my grandma and her reaction pretty much made my entire Christmas. She's had to move into an assisted living home and struggles a lot.. she's went from always having pets to not being able to have one. Her last cat (Tracy) went to live with my dad, right before she moved, but I found a stuffed animal cat that looks like Tracy as a kitten and gave it to her with a calendar. Calendar went unnoticed but she kept the stuffed cat with her the entire time and when we took her back she made a big fuss over putting it on the nightstand and making sure it was with her. It was sweet to see how much she liked it.

[Paradii]

I finally went and learned how to play shit like roulette.

Yeah, that's a pretty complicated one.

Next time you feel like playing roulette, just mail me your money instead.

[B4Hand]

I had a wonderful Christmas, little due to the gifts I recieved. That being said, I adore what I did recieve. My Christmas list did only really consist of having all my family in one place, and so it was!

A big fluffy bathrobe
A heated shiatsu massage thing
Gift card to Target
Keurig Coffee Maker
Shop Vac
Family Portraits plus individuals of the kids(my favorite, the photography major next door gifted this to me!)

[Parkbandit]

Keurig Coffee Maker


If you drink a lot of coffee, give coffeecow.com a try. Cheapest place I've found to buy those keurig coffee cups and they deliver cheaply and quickly.

[Sam]

still waiting for an ass pic

[DCSL]

We have an ass thread around here somewhere. I recall Brada's being pretty damn nice, amongst the guys. Nikki, of course, also did some good stuff.

[Delias]

Correct, for data entry.

It also is able to run an ipod and speakers.

Then I say that my sarcastic comment about roughing it still applies, damnit.

eta: My sister grabbed some good pictures of my son playing the piano at my grandmothers house. That and a hug from my friend's wife (even her chastely holding her body against me was very nice) were probably the highlights of my christmas. A few old friends are in town, so seeing them this week is better than any gift. Well, better than most gifts. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could come up with better.

[Gnome Rage]

My dad paid me back for the coat I bought, my neighbors/second family got me a scarf, a necklace, perfume and a hat. My boyfriend's mom got me tons of stuff ranging from toothpaste to a handmade quilt that is fucking amazing and the best present ever.

I also got a hand blown necklace from my brother's girlfriend, and apparently I have something coming in the mail from my brothers. It was a surprising amount of presents, we don't usually celebrate at all.

[Tisket]

I got some good schtuff but my favorite was the grandparents taking the kids home for the week. My husband and I will be skipping town (so please don't rob us) to Vegas to gamble in the New Year.

[Paradii]

My husband and I will be skipping town (so please don't rob us) to Vegas to gamble in the New Year.

Want me to pick you up at the airport and hang out!?!?!

[Tisket]

Fuck you for making me laugh.

[Paradii]

Fuck you for making me laugh.

I am on my way!

[AnticorRifling]

Nothing yet. Christmas day was in the ER for the wife, day after was at the Dr for 3 hours for thing 1. Lots of sleep. We'll do presents next weekend at my folks. I'm expecting super exciting gifts like dress socks and maybe a book.

[Androidpk]

Maybe a book about the history of dress socks?

[Fallen]

Money, an icemaker.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, that's a pretty complicated one.

Next time you feel like playing roulette, just mail me your money instead.

I gamble for entertainment. If I win, great, if I don't, then whatever. Losing 30 bucks at a time as opposed to 2.50 at a time means less time to gamble and less entertainment. It's not a matter of the games being hard, it's a matter of me never being willing to learn how to play before because the minimum bets were too high to make it worth it entertainment wise.

[AnticorRifling]

Side story to my "everyone get sick on Christmas so we can't do anything":

After I got the wife out of ER I went to the 24 hour CVS to fill her script since they were open Christmas Day. I'm walking down the aisle to get back to the pharmacy and I see some cash laying on the ground. It was 3, 100 dollar bills. I walked back to the pharmacy and the main pharmacist was working (I'm assuming to let his team have the day off) he's a real nice guy whom I've done business with in the past so we start talking and he asks what he can do for me. I told him 1) I need to get a script filled for my wife and 2) here's a wad of bills I found on your floor.

He was amazed I turned it in, he said he'd like to think most people would turn it in but it was 300 and you never know. I told him I'm no worse for wear by turning it in but if someone can come claim it this might be their Christmas money, food, bills, etc. He took my name and number so he could let me know if it was or wasn't claimed. They just called to let me know that no one has claimed it and I could come pick it up. I told them to hold it in their safe for the rest of the week to give someone time to claim it.

[BriarFox]

Good man, Charlie Brown, good man. For some reason, I can't compliment you without also teasing you.

[AnticorRifling]

Good man, Charlie Brown, good man. For some reason, I can't compliment you without also teasing you.

Story of my life.

[AnticorRifling]

Forgot to mention when I told the wife after getting back in the car I said "What I should have done was kept it and come out to the car and said look I found 100 dollars, it's yours to spend however you want". The pain meds were slowing her down so it took her a minute to realize that meant I would have been pocketing two hundy.

[NocturnalRob]

I would have been pocketing two hundy
black tar heroin isn't getting any cheaper, man.

[LMingrone]

I got one gift, mostly because I told everyone not to get me anything.My mom saw me looking at winter hats on her laptop a few weeks ago, and crouchetted (sp?) a killer viking hat she saw on the screen. I'll take a pic of it when I feel like actually going out in this snow. Here's one that sorta looks like the one she made: http://www.beardhead.com/images/vikingcombox.jpg
Mine's only twice as dope and warm as hell

[Tisket]

I got one gift, mostly because I told everyone not to get me anything.My mom saw me looking at winter hats on her laptop a few weeks ago, and crouchetted (sp?) a killer viking hat she saw on the screen. I'll take a pic of it when I feel like actually going out in this snow. Here's one that sorta looks like the one she made: http://www.beardhead.com/images/vikingcombox.jpg
Mine's only twice as dope and warm as hell

That's the best hat of all time. I want one.

[LMingrone]

That's the best hat of all time. I want one.

Yeah, I told her they were selling these online for $100+, and even though she has no job, no money, and nothing better to do with her time, she said it takes to long to make them. I'm about to learn how to sew, as I now have the patterns and everything.

[AnticorRifling]

Agreed that hat is bad ass I need one. Notice this isn't a want, this is a need.

[LMingrone]

The best part is you can velcro on all kinds of attachments (different horns, headbands, mustaches, beards, sideburns, etc.) Once I get her to make me a ring wraith one, I'll tell (make) her make a few more. Let me know what colors and Tisket and AR will get a free one. Anymore and everyone else can GOA me.

[AnticorRifling]

Dark blue hell yeah!

[Paradii]

Isn't that the kind of hat that a skinny jeans wearing-scenster would wear on his way to work at the independent coffee shop, book store, or used record store?



Yeah, it is.

[LMingrone]

No, it's the kind of hat that a person who doesn't give a fuck what they look like wears. I make my own coffee, buy my books at the library for 25 cents each, and sold all my old vinyl to a hipster because I have them all in digital and don't pretend to be a DJ. I used to love all the kids in school who all wore black to be outside the box.

Shit, right now I'm wearing Jordans, a Whalers hat, sweat pants, and an old white Tshirt. People who actually care are the hipsters.
If you're wearing what I am and still get laid who gives a what?

[Paradii]

From the internet:

Steps to becoming hipster-chic.
1. Wear vintage attire.

Are you currently wearing a hat from a hockey team that ceased to "exist" in 1997? Ding ding ding, your a closet hipster! Embrace it, pal.

[LMingrone]

My dead grandfather used to take me to Whalers games, so fuck you.

[LMingrone]

Also, does reading books, playing games , listening to music, driving a car, and eating any food stuffs not produced in 2010 make me a hipster?

Guess it's time to switch to Hollister, Farmville, Lady Gaga, an H3, and whatever the new dollar menu is. I are not a hipster anymore!

Steps to becoming hipster-chic.
1. Playing a vintage game.

[Delias]

From the internet:

Steps to becoming hipster-chic.
1. Wear vintage attire.

Are you currently wearing a hat from a hockey team that ceased to "exist" in 1997? Ding ding ding, your a closet hipster! Embrace it, pal.

FUCK YOU THE MIGHTY WHALE WILL RISE AGAIN!

[Paradii]

FUCK YOU THE MIGHTY WHALE WILL RISE AGAIN!

Probably not. The NHL needs less teams, not more.

[Latrinsorm]

Probably not. The NHL needs less teams, not more.They also need to get teams in actual hockey markets though. Take Carolina and Tampa Bay and mash them into Hartford. Take San Jose and Phoenix and mash them into Winnipeg, and so on.

[Paradii]

They also need to get teams in actual hockey markets though. Take Carolina and Tampa Bay and mash them into Hartford. Take San Jose and Phoenix and mash them into Winnipeg, and so on.

Ranking Team Average Attendance
20 Predators 15,991
21 Hurricanes 15,282
22 Panthers 14,965
23 Avalanche 14,878
24 Stars 14,724
25 Ducks 14,536
26 Devils 13,931
27 Blue Jackets 12,796
28 Thrashers 12,410
29 Coyotes 10,282
30 NY Islanders 9,692


Here are the bottom ten teams in terms of attendance (2010-2011, Yes, I know it's early in the season). While most of them are southern teams, 3 (arguably 4) are historically hockey towns. And Hartford might have been a hockey town, they were averaging less than 11,000 tickets a game in 96-97. They really were a lousy team in the mid-late 90's.

Winnipeg definitely make a better argument for a team again, but so could a second team in Toronto, maybe Portland or Seattle. Saskatoon (or Regina) and Anchorage could probably draw in greater numbers than 15K a day (however, it would kill their minor league teams).

[Tisket]

Hah, I just found a gift from my husband. He had downloaded an X-rated story to my Kindle called The Lascivious Monk. I found it at my lunch break today with a couple of coworkers. Lots of laughter ensued.

[Abilene]

http://i.imgur.com/iWLwh.jpg

BOOTY THREAD!

[Hips]

8 Mikasa place settings
1 Mikasa oval baking dish thing
8 Lenox 5 piece flatware sets + wooden flatware box
1 Lenox "hostess set" that matches the flatware
Darth Vader apron
Lightsaber bottle opener
10 historical fiction books by various authors
Bunch of stuff from Lush!!!
6 months of the Classic Tea of the Month club from Teavana!!!
Teavana glass carafe
Giant gummy bear (I think it's a pound, wtf?!)
$25 to Barnes & Noble

and lots of jealousy over my mother's new Nook color. it's so much cooler than my Kindle DX :(

[4a6c1]

So today my brother came into town and gave us all stuff. He's a bangin good brother but pretty clueless about alot of things. He got us all bachelor type travel gifts LOL. I actually got something pretty cool its a pair of earbuds with kevlar wrapped cords. The sound is great and they have a pretty design on the bud plus they wrap into this tiny little silk pocket. But my other brothers got some of the following....a travel multi-adapter for electronics, a mini travel iron, and a little pop up sound system that fits into your pocket...goes with an ipod.

Hahaha. Anybody else have relatives go buy weird stuff like this?

[Abilene]

So today my brother came into town and gave us all stuff. He's a bangin good brother but pretty clueless about alot of things. He got us all bachelor type travel gifts LOL. I actually got something pretty cool its a pair of earbuds with kevlar wrapped cords. The sound is great and they have a pretty design on the bud plus they wrap into this tiny little silk pocket. But my other brothers got some of the following....a travel multi-adapter for electronics, a mini travel iron, and a little pop up sound system that fits into your pocket...goes with an ipod.

Hahaha. Anybody else have relatives go buy weird stuff like this?

I think you guys got that because places like Kohl's and Walmart put out a rack of last minute Christmas gifts of a bunch of random things just like you mentioned. When you don't know what to get someone, they end up with those things.

[4a6c1]

I dont know. It's like the guy goes shopping inside airports. One year he got us all neck pillows of varying design. He actually looked hurt when we knocked him about it. Since then I SAY NOTHING.

[Androidpk]

It's a good thing those earphones are wrapped in kevlar.

[AMUSED1]

It's a good thing those earphones are wrapped in kevlar.

If you get shot in the ear then someone is a horrible shot.

[4a6c1]

yeah i dont get it either...

[Rucca]

Hahaha. Anybody else have relatives go buy weird stuff like this?

Yeah my grandmother. Can't help but love her, though. One year she got me an ice cream scooper. Another year, I got a can of corn. All wrapped up nicely. This year, she did a little better and got me some gloves, a little keepsake box, and...an emergency poncho ( one of those plastic disposable rain ponchos).

[Mogonis]

Can't wait for winter to end so I can go riding with my new jersey.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41st4V5BqdL.jpg

[Blushy]

I actually got something pretty cool its a pair of earbuds with kevlar wrapped cords.
Sorry, when I read this in my head, it totally has the cadence of a long description.

You see RojoDisco the Snark.
She is wearing a full-faced black plastic helm, a pair of earbuds with kevlar wrapped cords, a floor-length black cape, and a glistening black vinyl bodysuit.

[4a6c1]

Ahahaha.

Gemstone ruined me! I'll always be thinking in attractively written, descriptive phrases.

[Paradii]

Ahahaha.

Gemstone ruined me!


Don't give all the credit to GS. I am sure genetics had something to do with it as well.

[Drakefang]

Wow, resurrected by a bot.