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BriarFox
12-21-2010, 02:22 PM
http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

"Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs"
Thursday, 16 December 2010

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.

Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

diethx
12-21-2010, 02:28 PM
Ahahaa, headshot.

Tisket
12-21-2010, 02:28 PM
"the water was not that soft"

haha

Malvadere
12-21-2010, 02:29 PM
holy shit

WRoss
12-21-2010, 02:31 PM
This guy should win a Darwin Award, even though he hasn't killed himself yet.

NocturnalRob
12-21-2010, 02:33 PM
This guy should win a Darwin Award, even though he hasn't killed himself yet.
Give it time.

Showal
12-21-2010, 02:34 PM
Dragan? OR DARAGON!?

WRoss
12-21-2010, 02:35 PM
Give it time.

They could do it like the lifetime achievement awards they give to people.

"You are about to die and you haven't won an award.....so we are giving you an award. Congrats on being on your death bed."

Delias
12-21-2010, 02:36 PM
This is the drunk I wish I was.

Willington
12-21-2010, 02:39 PM
recovering from alcohol poisoning


Thats a shit ton of drinking.

Cephalopod
12-21-2010, 02:41 PM
Incredible. I just snorted water out my nose.

NocturnalRob
12-21-2010, 02:48 PM
Incredible. I just snorted water out my nose.
How soft was the water?

Drakefang
12-21-2010, 03:18 PM
How soft was the water?

About this hard!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2gtaxpz.gif


Dragan Bomb Crush Attack!!

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/goodavatar/SoulCaliburSharkJump.jpg