The Adventures of Sluntty and Mommy

[SmashYourFace]

This thread started at the end of the KOS declaring war thread, so check that out first. But please feel free to add to the adventures. No story to big or to small for Sluntty and Mommy.:hug2:

[SmashYourFace]

Here we go....



Hiateit= German for guy who pretends to have a girlfriend, but really lives in mommy's basement collecting comics and playing video games. He gets wheeled into the shower once a month for his scrubdown with large deck brushes. His mommy tucks him into bed and little Sluntty asks, " mommy do you think daddy will ever come back?""No he's gone honey but we can 69 again tonight and forget about him."" Can I be on top this time mommy?" asks Sluntty.:hug2:


"Sluntty, dont forget to wear your headgear." "Aww Maa I dont wanna." "Now,now if your a good little boy mommy will kiss it later." "Ok mommy, promise?":tool:


"mommy, can we listen to 'only the lonely' again and wait for daddy to come back?" "daddy isnt coming back dear." "what did he mean when he said I can't raise a queer?" "He was talking about little boys that like to touch other little boys." "I like boys mommy." I know sweetie, I like little boys too." "Mommy can i have some more hair pie now?" Ok honey, but this time start with the back pie first." "That pie tastes funny mommy.":love:

[Nostradamus]

Here we go....

Thought i would commemorate your new addition to this novel via my avatar
:welcome:

[SmashYourFace]

Sluntty I hope this didn't hit home to hard. I noticed you are afraid to reply. You can forgive mommy now, she's sorry she turned you into the Incestual Serial Killer to be. Ill be laughing when they pull the bodies of the dead children out of your basement. What did you do with the children's sex organs Sluntty? The police never found them......You know you can't turn back into a child by digesting them right? You miss those alone times with mommy dont you?

[SmashYourFace]

"Little Sluntty go get Mommy's razor, it's time to shave mommy's toy box" "Can I play with the toy's after Mommy?" "Of course sweetie, here Ill shave while you play with Mommy's back toy." "That's my new favorite toy mommy." "Now go get a wash cloth dear." " I don't need one mommy, It tastes goooood."" Ok honey, start slow this time."

[pabstblueribbon]

Honestly this just makes you look like an autistic 13 year old with sexual deviance issues.

[kookiegod]

Whomever is writing this, Chris Hansen would like to talk to you.

Just sit down over there...

[Asha]

Yeah dude you're fucked up.

[Drunken Durfin]

Whomever is writing this, Chris Hansen would like to talk to you.

With just a little bit of research in posting history, the identity of the individual will become clear.

[Gibreficul]

I'm hungry, someone get me a

http://www.mediconnect.net/images/newsletters/cheeseburger1.jpg

[Fortybox]

I'm hungry, someone get me a

http://www.mediconnect.net/images/newsletters/cheeseburger1.jpg

Ice cream lady is hungry now. She has now gone on a binge.

[WRoss]

His name is Bryan. Bryan Ferngren. He went to University of South Florida. In Tampa. Before that he went to Liberty Christian High School. Class of 97. In Sanford, FL. He graduated from high school in 1997. He just turned 30 recently so try not to be hard on him. He likes a band called Grooveshark. Ohh yeah, he has 14 friends on facebook, most of which are his family. His dad, on the other hand, seems to be quite the popular person.

[Blushy]

I feel like this thread's heart was in the right place, but its head was just up its ass.

[zhelas]

http://www.poster.net/south-park/south-park-beefcake-4001494.jpg

[Showal]

"Little Sluntty go get Mommy's razor, it's time to shave mommy's toy box" "Can I play with the toy's after Mommy?" "Of course sweetie, here Ill shave while you play with Mommy's back toy." "That's my new favorite toy mommy." "Now go get a wash cloth dear." " I don't need one mommy, It tastes goooood."" Ok honey, start slow this time."

These are really good stories. I want to be forced to shower with someone like you.

[Hiateit]

Sune has been whining constantly over IM's, he can't pretend to be a woman in shattered without getting killed- so the sexual sideeffect is obviously this trash. Demented.

[Drunken Durfin]

Nope, isn't Sune.

Try harder.

(and no, it is not me.)

[WRoss]

This is definately Sune.

[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "so..what is your oldest cousins name?"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "that would be Walt"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "hmm, what hospital were you born in?"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "piss off"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "i was born in atlantis under the ocean"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "im not retarded you are asking me security questions, im not gonna give you straight answers retard"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "you gave me one!"

That was in regards to an e-mail posted by the OP in an old post.

[Sune]

you guys are idiots, i didnt post this. Bunch of dipshits.

[Sune]

This is definately Sune.

[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "so..what is your oldest cousins name?"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "that would be Walt"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "hmm, what hospital were you born in?"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "piss off"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "i was born in atlantis under the ocean"
[Private]-GSF:Sune: "im not retarded you are asking me security questions, im not gonna give you straight answers retard"
[PrivateTo]-GSF:Sune: "you gave me one!"

That was in regards to an e-mail posted by the OP in an old post.

Maybe you cant read where it says im not gonna give you straight answers retard. You really are the dumbest person in GS arent you? What the hell kind of proof is this? Dumbest Gm in the history of GS=Rogane

[WRoss]

Maybe you cant read where it says im not gonna give you straight answers retard. You really are the dumbest person in GS arent you? What the hell kind of proof is this? Dumbest Gm in the history of GS=Rogane

You've joined the ranks of Foxye, Welfidia, and Jaeden who have called me GMs. Good job.

[Sune]

Go name another character after a balding club for men.

[Makkah]

I knew you were god damn Andraste.

[Sune]

Rogane=Worst GM ever. He hides from the truth of his past.

[WRoss]

where did this whole GM thing come from?

[Sune]

When you took a GM job for Simutronics?

[WRoss]

Well I think that clears that up. Also, Rogane has a G and an N which is only letter away from an M, which you clearly used to throw us off. Thank heavens for Sune/NotSune/Sune's StepBrother, who saw through your charade. Fucking poser.

You have just been banned from GS. Please send me your user name and password so that I can complete this action.

[Revial]

So...uh...WRoss, can you make me a x50 Claidhmore that casts 720 whenever I fail to hit?

Thx.

[Showal]

Maybe you cant read where it says im not gonna give you straight answers retard. You really are the dumbest person in GS arent you? What the hell kind of proof is this? Dumbest Gm in the history of GS=Rogane

I never thought Rogane was the dumbest GM in the history of GS. The most handsome maybe, but not the dumbest.

[AnticorRifling]

you guys are idiots, i didnt post this. Bunch of dipshits.

Can I beg to differ?

[g++]

You dun been back traced!

[AnticorRifling]

Oh shit it got real real for real!

[Stretch]

I'm so confused right now.

[Showal]

Can I beg to differ?

lololol I love when people forget you're the real cyber police, badge number 417