Great news right before the holidays!

[Kuyuk]

Best news I've heard in a while...


Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have separated.

"After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage,"

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20449544,00.html?hpt=C2



aaaaand, obligatory hotness photos:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081219/000d6065c51b0ab5395832.jpg

http://www.refinery29.com/pipeline/img/lost-in-translation-underwear-moments-1.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_VOeKWSyovpY/Sk02QJVt7BI/AAAAAAAAJaY/rR-uUmEfT8A/s800/Scarlett_Johansson_groped.gif

[Abilene]

That's funny, because I was just relishing the fact that my freebie is now free, and now I have a REAL SHOT at banging Ryan Reynolds.

[Kuyuk]

Send him truffles.

Lots of them.

[Warriorbird]

YES.