Spend 300$ and you too can kill Michaelous!

[Michaelous]

Congratualtions to aus for losing the last bit of integrity that he had buy buying a capped player just to kill me. Not only does he threaten all the healers by griefing them if they heal me, but he has now realized that his like level chars dont stand a chance and has done the right thing buy buying the capped pandin. Congratulations (applauds) rofl i have ruined the integrity of something once again!

[alski415]

Your companion senses your atavistic feelings and her raw untamed emotions begin to surface. With a last bit of effort, she picks up on your desire to do violence to Hannibal and begins to focus on him.
>
A scrub mongoose rushes forward, slashing viciously at the back of Hannibal's left leg with her teeth and claws!
... 35 points of damage!
Wild downward slash severs Hannibal's left foot!
Bloody stump, anyone?
Hannibal screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!


Your companion senses your atavistic feelings and her raw untamed emotions begin to surface. With a last bit of effort, she picks up on your desire to do violence to Snatch and begins to focus on him.
>
A scrub mongoose charges forward and bites down on Snatch faster than he can react!
... 35 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
Snatch screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

[alski415]

But where your mistaken is when I grief you 15 times a day with Aus. you know your not shit, so just stay hidden and dont hunt. Cause you already know what it is. And this is payback for the 2 grand you've spent paying people to try and grief me, to only fail. Even your faggot BFF Sluntty backed out.

[Bhaalizmo]

Why spend $300 when I can just kill you for free Michaelous?

[Bobmuhthol]

Worst thread ever.

[Revial]

How's the death sting?

[Drunken Durfin]

Congratualtions to aus for losing the last bit of integrity that he had buy buying a capped player just to kill me. Not only does he threaten all the healers by griefing them if they heal me, but he has now realized that his like level chars dont stand a chance and has done the right thing buy buying the capped pandin. Congratulations (applauds) rofl i have ruined the integrity of something once again!

And how many THOUSANDS of dollars have you spent on this game only to have your ass handed to you over and over? His $300 in nothing in comparison.

[Fortybox]

Michaelous. I sellz you my skink for 1000 dolla. Good price and it protects you!

[NocturnalRob]

Michaelous. I sellz you my skink for 1000 dolla. Good price and it protects you!
You should sell him that bitch in your signature. She'd eat anyone who got close to him.

[Michaelous]

And how many THOUSANDS of dollars have you spent on this game only to have your ass handed to you over and over? His $300 in nothing in comparison.

I spend my money becuase I feel like it > He spends his money because I MAKE him feel like it

[Revial]

* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Snatch just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
* Nietzsche just bit the dust!
* Hannibal just bit the dust!

[Bhaalizmo]

I spend my money becuase I feel like it > He spends his money because I MAKE him feel like it

You kill noobs cuz you're an asshat.
I kill you cuz you're an asshat.

[Drunken Durfin]

I spend my money becuase I feel like it > He spends his money because I MAKE him feel like it

He spends money, you die.
You spend money, you still die.

[Nostradamus]

He spends money, you die.
You spend money, you still die.

The circle of life lulz

[Danical]

You should sell him that bitch in your signature. She'd eat anyone who got close to him.

Where is that from? That's going to annoy me.

[alski415]

>cman disarm mich
[Roll result: 105 (open d100: 9) Penalties: 15]
You swing your wooden arrow at Michaelous's mithglin-spiked maul and connect!
Michaelous's mithglin-spiked maul is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
>
A scrub mongoose saunters in.
>
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
>take mau
You need a free hand to pick that up.
>stow r
take mau
You put a wooden arrow in your black leather pack.
>
You pick up an onyx-handled mithglin-spiked maul.
>
stow r
>
You put an onyx-handled mithglin-spiked maul in your black leather pack.
>616 mich
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
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[voodoo]>cast mich
You gesture at Michaelous.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Michaelous! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 34 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
Michaelous screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
... hits for 36 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Amazing shot through Michaelous's nose enters the brain!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


Not bad, 25k at the pawnshop for that maul.

[alski415]

Failed attempt..


Hannibal's group just came through the wooden gates.
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>
A scrub mongoose saunters in.
>
Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Hannibal gestures at you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
You are coated in a hazy film.
>look
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a scrub mongoose, the Pandin disk, a human traveller and a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Snatch, Hannibal
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
>
Snatch traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>
Snatch gestures at you.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The elemental aura around you fluxes chaotically!
... 5 points of damage!
Strike hits close to your right eye making you flinch!
>
Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Hannibal gestures at you.
You are no longer moving silently.
You are coated in a hazy film.
>'Really?
Snatch traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>
Snatch gestures at you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The elemental aura around you fluxes chaotically!
... 10 points of damage!
Heavy spark to left hand. Bet that hurts.
>
You ask, "Really?"
>616 snat
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast snat
You gesture at Snatch.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Snatch! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 40 points of damage!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Snatch becomes solid again.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Hannibal gestures at you.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You are coated in a hazy film.
>
Michaelous comes out of hiding.
Michaelous swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +372 vs DS: +221 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +6 = +197
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of your right leg.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!
>
A scrub mongoose rushes forward, slashing viciously at the back of Michaelous's left leg with her teeth and claws!
... 5 points of damage!
Slash to Michaelous's left leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?
Michaelous is knocked off balance and falls to the ground!
>
[group_ajar]>group open
Your group status is now open.
>
Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
616 mich
>[voodoo]>prepare 616
Hannibal gestures at you.
The air about you stops shimmering.
>
[voodoo]>cast mich
You are still stunned.
>
616 mich
You are still stunned.
>
616 mich
>
616 mich
616 mich
616 mich
616 mich
>
[voodoo]>cast mich
[group_ajar]>group close
You don't have a spell prepared!
616 mich
>
Your group status is now closed.
>
616 mich
[voodoo]>prepare 616
616 mich
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast mich
You gesture at Michaelous.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Michaelous! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!
He is stunned!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!
... hits for 38 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as Michaelous's sternum breaks!
... hits for 34 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Surgical strike removes Michaelous's left eye!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
616 mich
[voodoo]>prepare 616
Wait 3 sec.
>
Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Hannibal gestures at you.
You return to normal color.
>
616 mich
616 mich
616 mich
[voodoo]>prepare 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[voodoo]>cast mich
616 mich
You gesture at Michaelous.
[Spell Hindrance for a set of cobalt ora augmented chainmail is 9% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 2]
Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Hannibal utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Hannibal gestures at you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
>
A scrub mongoose rushes forward, sinking her teeth into Michaelous's neck!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor strike to the neck.
>635
[voodoo]>incant 635
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Nature's Fury spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at Michaelous.
You close your eyes in a moment of intense concentration, channeling the pure natural power of your surroundings. As you continue to gather the energy, a low thrumming resounds through the area. Suddenly, hefty clods of dirt and rock fragment from the earth, savagely assailing everything around you!
The surroundings advance upon Michaelous with relentless fury!
CS: +385 - TD: +203 + CvA: -18 + d100: +34 - +5 == +193
Warding failed!
Michaelous is struck by a ruddy piece of hard refuse!
... 33 points of damage!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous seems to lose some dexterity.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The air about Michaelous stops shimmering.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The surroundings advance upon Hannibal with relentless fury!
CS: +385 - TD: +83 + CvA: +12 + d100: +10 - +5 == +319
Warding failed!
Hannibal is struck by a ruddy piece of hard refuse!
... 58 points of damage!

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

As swiftly as the chaos came to be, it recedes again into the surroundings.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>cac
You cackle!

[BriarFox]

Next time, do Nature's Fury first.

[alski415]

Will do Captain!

[Hiateit]

* Pandin just bit the dust! [4:12 pm]
* Aus just bit the dust! [4:13 pm]

[alski415]

Glad to see your still hiding like a bitch and thinking about me.

[Senglent]

Don't know who he is, but his avatar pic is kinda cool.

[SmashYourFace]

Is Hiateit German for superfaggot who pretends to have a girlfriend and instead sits in his mom's basement playing video games, when he isn't being rolled into the bathroom for his monthly scrubdown?:rofl:

[top shottah]

[LNet]-GSF:Michaelous: "i rerolled an i am still banished from town"


No need to spend $300.

[droit]

While we're talking about Michaelous and money, just how much RL cash worth of gear did you have on Michaelous when he got permabanned from prime?

[alski415]

I dont know but he spent over 2 grand in Shattered since hes been here.

[alski415]

R>cman coup mich
[Roll result: 134 (open d100: 37) Bonus: 9]
You lunge towards Michaelous, intending to finish him off!
You slam your golvern branding-iron into the side of his face with all your might!
Blood pours out of Michaelous's nose and ears as pieces of jawbone protrude from his cheek!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


The heady flush of your spectacular kill makes you feel invigorated!
Roundtime: 8 sec.
R>

I own you, bitch.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[LNet]-GSF:Mjollnir: "Alterer at Voln in Shattered"

The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
I>l
[Courtyard]
A well maintained and healthy garden occupies the entirety of the courtyard. The air here is cool and crisp, but the bulk of the monastery shelters you from wind and makes the air bracing instead of chilling. In the center of the garden is a natural spring bubbling up several inches above the surface of the encircling pool of crystal clear water. A large stone and iron gate blocks the entrance to the monastery flanked by a statue of a woman carrying a crystal staff and a set of crystalline keys facing a second statue of a kneeling young man bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor. You also see a large fel tree and a polished marble bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: west
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
>slap mich
>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
Needful Things Owner Leland just came down an obscure trail.
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
Needful Things Owner Leland just went north.
I>
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
Michaelous says, "You freakin liar."
I>

[Nostradamus]

[LNet]-GSF:Mjollnir: "Alterer at Voln in Shattered"

The Legend of Michaelous just arrived.
I>l
[Courtyard]
A well maintained and healthy garden occupies the entirety of the courtyard. The air here is cool and crisp, but the bulk of the monastery shelters you from wind and makes the air bracing instead of chilling. In the center of the garden is a natural spring bubbling up several inches above the surface of the encircling pool of crystal clear water. A large stone and iron gate blocks the entrance to the monastery flanked by a statue of a woman carrying a crystal staff and a set of crystalline keys facing a second statue of a kneeling young man bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor. You also see a large fel tree and a polished marble bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious paths: west
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
>slap mich
>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
Needful Things Owner Leland just came down an obscure trail.
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
Needful Things Owner Leland just went north.
I>
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>slap mich
You slap Michaelous upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
I>
Michaelous says, "You freakin liar."
I>

I don't know why but I found that funny as shit. :rofl:

[Lolleia]

I found it funny that he left out the part where Tillmen killed him over and over.