Krampus??

[B4Hand]

My neighbor is a bit of a scrooge, he has recently taken to this idea of "Krampus"..something about a demon who punishes bad children at Christmas while St. Nick hands out presents. HE has since yesterday (my neighbor) "Krampusing" my Christmas tree. I keep pulling socks (I hope clean ones), on my tree, the angel at the top of my tree is now holding a pitchfork. Anyone of you ever heard of such a thing? Krampus??

[Delias]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3516-krampus/

[4a6c1]

..........

omfg. Report him for redneck retardation. Texas right? VALID LEGAL COMPLAINT.

[B4Hand]

Oklahoma, actually. He's from Oregon, however. I think mostly he's only playing with me. But I'm watching out for..Krampus come Christmas morning. :)

[Delias]

You need to out-apache the apache.

[B4Hand]

I need to figure out how..

Things I found in my tree after he left last night;
a black sock
a white sock
a yellow flip flop
a crumpled up plastic shopping bag
My angel is now holding "birch rods" (i guess this is what Krampus beats the children with??)

[AnticorRifling]

Sit in the tree and shoot him when he gets on your land.

[Fallen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/InsayneJayne/Random/VentureBros-KrampusHump.gif

The Krampus is awesome.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/InsayneJayne/Random/VentureBros-KrampusHump.gif

The Krampus is awesome.

Link is b0rken for me.

I consulted wikipedia and the verdict is NAZIS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

[NocturnalRob]

the verdict is NAZIS.
That's what you always say.

[Fallen]

The Venture Brothers Christmas Special had a big thing on the Krampus. You could probably find the thing on youtube.

[4a6c1]

?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Krampus_Morzger_Pass_Salzburg_2008_04.jpg

!

[Abilene]

Does this mean he thinks you're a naughty kid?

[Wyrmx]

I need to figure out how..

Things I found in my tree after he left last night;
a black sock
a white sock
a yellow flip flop
a crumpled up plastic shopping bag
My angel is now holding "birch rods" (i guess this is what Krampus beats the children with??)

Take the tree down and put up a Festivus pole....

[Delias]

That's what you always say.

I had to break my vow of silence to say that, even though it's what she always says, she is always correct. It is ALWAYS Nazis.

[NocturnalRob]

Um, awesome?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldj0wqj0oC1qzpwi0o1_r1_500.jpg

[Showal]

http://www.sellin.com/Krampus.html


Krampus is a bound devil who escorts the benevolent Saint Nikolo on the eve of his day ~ Nikolo tests the children with their Catechism and good behavior. If they pass he gives gifts and treats. If they fail, Krampus is set loose to deal with these bad children; worse than lumps of coal & rotten potatoes, he may also use a switch of twigs to beat them and molests the bad children in other ways... giving them a taste of Hell to come.

Maybe he's a molestor?

[Stanley Burrell]

So, alright.

Figure 1.A.

http://www.technoccult.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/monkeyzombierobotpirateninja.png

So, if you notice, the shape is sort of a pentagon and red, which probably means it has to do with Satan. Now, I don't see Krampus, Santa or Chuck Norris listed. You might want to consult the Necronomicon. Maybe the Krampus is immune to cacodemons but not, like, something from a different elemental plane.

My best bet is to say try and think of what Pokémon base this creature is and then fight the beast. You'll know you've won the battle when the Xbox 360 achievement pops up for "The Anti-Krampus." Probably like a 50 gamerpoints award, so take all needed precautions and enter the Konami code if you have to.