Ouch! This man was served.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Heard this on the radio this morning, so googled it... I think a worldwide moment of silence should be observed.

Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

[longshot]

:O

I'd like to know too...

for preventative purposes.

[Tsa`ah]

Easy.

Don't OD on Viagra while wearing a "ring", especially if your penis already works.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Easy.

Don't OD on Viagra while wearing a "ring", especially if your penis already works.

Spoken like an owner of both.

[Tsa`ah]

I admit nothing!

NOTHING!

[HarmNone]

Tsa`ah! Dear! I was not even aware you were IN Romania! Please, give us your hospital room number so we can send flowers, hon. :whistle:

HarmNone...do they FTD to Romania?

[Tsa`ah]

et tu Harm? et tu?

[Warriorbird]

OW! I'm going to be cringing for the rest of the day.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
et tu Harm? et tu?

I, fortunately, was born sans penis. Mine, therefore, cannot explode no matter how stupid I am! :D

HarmNone, penisless in America

[Tsa`ah]

I see I hit that reference into far right .... way over your head.

:whistle:

Wasn't inferring that you are among us "equipped" people.

I was in asking Ceasar style.

Et tu Brutus? Et tu?

[AnticorRifling]

He was making a joke about you betraying him. Don't worry Tsa'ah I got the joke.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I always heard/read it as Et tu Brute', but I think thats the pure latin form of it... and I took latin in HS, so I think I'm a nerd.

[HarmNone]

How could you, Tsa`ah? I could not imagine that you took my simple offer of flowers to soothe you in your hour of need as a betrayal! Surely, that is not what you meant! Say it ain't so! :lol:

HarmNone, wary of exploding penises worldwide

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I always heard/read it as Et tu Brute', but I think thats the pure latin form of it... and I took latin in HS, so I think I'm a nerd.

Took the requirement of latin for my major. Got a B and lots of sleep.

Can't you tell?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by HarmNone
HarmNone...do they FTD to Romania?

For future reference:

http://www.ftd.com/522/catalog/category.epl?index_id=romania

[Tsa`ah]

Damn I really hate you right now Weezer.

:spam:

[Weedmage Princess]

Yikes...

[Edaarin]

I really wish I hadn't just read that.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Easy.

Don't OD on Viagra while wearing a "ring", especially if your penis already works.

I don't own either.

Safe!

[Weedmage Princess]

Scared, Edaarin? ::cackle::

[DeV]

:weird: I wonder if his penis will ever be the same.

[Tsa`ah]

The only fortunate side effect of this may be that he is "bigger".

The draw back is that he probably won't feel much of anything due to scar tissue.

[HarmNone]

Be kind, people. Tsa`ah suffered an...accident...while sojourning in Romania. He is trying to tough it out, but we must be understanding. Let's face it. That has to HURT! :O

HarmNone, a study in kindness :cackle:

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
The only fortunate side effect of this may be that he is "bigger".

The draw back is that he probably won't feel much of anything due to scar tissue.

Oh crap...

Now I'm going to be reading in the local papers of the local idiots are all in the hospital for surgery on their now-defective equipment after they tried that "new technique" to make it "bigger." :weird:

I wonder if we'll see any spam advertising the technique as a treatment? :shrug:

[Wezas]

I'm sorry but the words "Scar Tissue" and "Penis" should not be in the same sentance. I think all the male posters just reached down and checked themselves.

On a side note, this girl must have been some piece of ass.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Be kind, people. Tsa`ah suffered an...accident...while sojourning in Romania. He is trying to tough it out, but we must be understanding. Let's face it. That has to HURT! :O

HarmNone, a study in kindness :cackle:

That hurts.

It hurts and stings.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
Oh crap...

Now I'm going to be reading in the local papers of the local idiots are all in the hospital for surgery on their now-defective equipment after they tried that "new technique" to make it "bigger." :weird:


"I was just trying this new thing I read about on the net when WHAM!..."

Hahahaha:lol:

[Tsa`ah]

Bad, just bad.

This thread has dived into the toilet.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I put on my wizard hat and cape...

and then my penis asploded.

[Skirmisher]

You guys are killing me today.

[Tsa`ah]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::l ol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

I lost coffee on that one.

You owe me 2 bucks.

[Edited on 4-22-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[Snapp]

AHHHHHH!!! That's freakin crazy! I'll be shuddering off and on all day.

Sorry for your loss Tsa'ah.

[Tsa`ah]

Damn you!


DAMN YOU ALL!

My penis is just fine, though it's probably suffering from some social disorder now. Hope you're happy!

Bastards

[Kitsun]

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

I can't even picture this...do they have to stitch the damn thing back together? URGH. Can you imagine someone peeing with it while it had stitches? It'd be like a garden hose with holes...

[Skirmisher]

Is that what its like now Tsa`ah?

One of those soaker hoses?:D

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

I can't even picture this...do they have to stitch the damn thing back together? URGH. Can you imagine someone peeing with it while it had stitches? It'd be like a garden hose with holes...

Nothing that a little duct tape can't solve, right?! :lol:

Though taking the duct tape off after there's some healing is going to really hurt... :spaz:

[Latrinsorm]

I was ok with this thread, until:
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
The draw back is that he probably won't feel much of anything due to scar tissue. :drunk::drunk::drunk:

Kitsun, you're not helping. :drunk:

[Ambrosia]

Wow, I don't think I'm going to ever be able to have sex again. I'll be afraid his penis will explode. I didn't even know that was humanly possible. :wtf:

[DeV]

I think the girl is probably scarred for life too.. perhaps they can heal together. :whistle:

[Kitsun]

She either got scarred or spoiled.

Imagine her now saying, "Once I had a guy that liked me so much his winkie asploded when he made love to me. Why hasn't yours ever asploded?! WHY U NO LUF ME AS MUCH!"

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Is that what its like now Tsa`ah?

One of those soaker hoses?:D

Corks, Tsa`ah. Itsy-bitsy corks! :lol:

HarmNone, looking for a place to hide

Hee!

[Kefka]

It didn't even say he felt it. It said she did. Talk about a burning sensation...

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Damn you!


DAMN YOU ALL!

My penis is just fine, though it's probably suffering from some social disorder now. Hope you're happy!

Bastards

Oh come on.. it happens to everyone once in a while.

Well.. that's what they say. Personally, I never found it to be true.

[Drektor]

I'll never leave hotdogs in the microwave too long again..

[Souzy]

Wow, ain't that some poop? Funny, but ouch. Tsa'ah, you mean you gave my Yugo to someone else?!!!!!! :rant:

[Ravenstorm]

Hmmm.

Raven

[Snapp]

:barf: Thanks Raven.

[Souzy]

I been meaning to ask, does this mean that that guy got his cherry popped?

Edited to add: ROFL on the pic!

[Edited on 4-22-2004 by Lalana]

[Artha]

My legs actually moved to cover the jewels without me thinking about it while I was reading that.

I'm afraid.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Lalana
that that guy got his cherry popped?

Hell yeah... :lol: Thats exactly what it means.

[Souzy]

Wow, I feel bad for all you virgins now. :sniff:

P.S. I swore Tsa'ah had 3 kids. :D

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Lalana
I been meaning to ask, does this mean that that guy got his cherry popped?


I had exactly the same thought.
Hahahahaha