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Dayko
12-06-2010, 06:38 PM
Alright I'm done..
Tisket
12-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Do you proofread your posts before hitting the publish button? I'm genuinely curious here.
Dayko
12-06-2010, 06:44 PM
Do you proofread your posts before hitting the publish button? I'm genuinely curious here.
No, but I'd love an ass-free help here
NocturnalRob
12-06-2010, 06:44 PM
the publish button
o rly?
BriarFox
12-06-2010, 06:45 PM
Rule #1: Never ask for personal advice on a message board.
Rule #2: Definitely never ask for personal advice on Player's Corner.
Rule #3: Your ex is an ex for a reason.
Dayko
12-06-2010, 06:46 PM
Rule #1: Never ask for personal advice on a message board.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/index.php
Look under Relationships..
So fortunately I can so
Mike
12-06-2010, 06:47 PM
If she's DTF: Hit it & quit it.
If not: Stop being a bitch.
Dayko
12-06-2010, 06:47 PM
If she's DTF: Hit it & quit it.
If not: Stop being a bitch.
Um..I'm not...?I just need advice if I should or not..
Tisket
12-06-2010, 06:48 PM
Um..I'm not...?I just need advice if I should or not..

And he gave it to you.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-06-2010, 06:52 PM
You feel like she deserves a second chance? Like dating you is akin to winning the lottery or something?
Dayko
12-06-2010, 06:54 PM
You feel like she deserves a second chance? Like dating you is akin to winning the lottery or something?
No..
Mike
12-06-2010, 06:55 PM
Real men fuck first and ask questions later.
Makkah
12-06-2010, 07:53 PM
Real men don't need to ask questions.
Lucos
12-06-2010, 08:01 PM
Real men fuck first and ask questions later, such as, "So, when does your little sister get back in town?"

Fixed.
Caetul
12-06-2010, 08:14 PM
Um..I'm not...?I just need advice if I should or not..

Yes.



Just jump off already....
pabstblueribbon
12-06-2010, 08:24 PM
Fixed.

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke.
























not really. but its funny.

Also, is this dude the new Iorake?
joehollywood
12-06-2010, 09:43 PM
If she gave you herpes the first time...

It can only get worse...
Cephalopod
12-06-2010, 09:45 PM
How did no one quote the OP...

Could I get a Parkbandit-esque summary?
NocturnalRob
12-06-2010, 09:59 PM
It was pretty nonsensical and horrific.

Wah wah wah...ex is talking to me. get back together with her or not?
Lucos
12-06-2010, 10:47 PM
Guess someone didn't like my comment. Lose a man to your little sister or something?
Parkbandit
12-06-2010, 10:59 PM
Alright I'm done..

Delias??
pabstblueribbon
12-06-2010, 11:01 PM
Alright I'm done..


Delias??

Hear that a lot do'ya?

PS: I would buy one of those ornaments. To troll Christmas.

No seriously it made me laugh.
Parkbandit
12-06-2010, 11:14 PM
Hear that a lot do'ya?

PS: I would buy one of those ornaments. To troll Christmas.

No seriously it made me laugh.

I was going to respond to this post with a WTF.. but then realized it was PBR and it was after 10pm, so it probably wouldn't do any good.
NocturnalRob
12-06-2010, 11:28 PM
it was after 10pm
yeah, you should probably be in bed.
pabstblueribbon
12-06-2010, 11:29 PM
I was going to respond to this post with a WTF.. but then realized it was PBR and it was after 10pm, so it probably wouldn't do any good.

hurr.
Drew
12-06-2010, 11:54 PM
Dump her, hit the gym, lawyer up.
4a6c1
12-07-2010, 12:05 AM
Get all up inside a lawyer, hit her, take a dump in the gym?
pabstblueribbon
12-07-2010, 12:06 AM
Get all up inside a lawyer, hit her, take a dump in the gym?

God damnit you are awesome.
Warriorbird
12-07-2010, 12:08 AM
Alright I'm done..

http://www.bohemiancinema.com/assets/images/journal/oil_odyssey/twbb_weapon.jpg
NocturnalRob
12-07-2010, 12:14 AM
Get all up inside a lawyer, hit her, take a dump in the gym?
No.

Take a dump on a lawyer. Get all up inside her. Hit the gym.

Jesus Christ. I shudder to think of the dumb mistakes you'd make if I weren't around to help you.
4a6c1
12-07-2010, 12:36 AM
One time. At band camp. I took a dump at a gym.
NocturnalRob
12-07-2010, 12:38 AM
One time. At band camp. I took a dump at a gym.
I hate Jims.
4a6c1
12-07-2010, 12:40 AM
lol @ new avatar

I'm totally outlawing Cinderella at my house like. Right now.
NocturnalRob
12-07-2010, 12:41 AM
You should have already done that. What kind of dumb bitch walks around in glass slippers anyway? The kind that's looking for a sliced Achilles, that's what kind.
4a6c1
12-07-2010, 12:49 AM
WHOA. Also we need to confront the important issue of Snow White mommying tons of short guys. Wtf is that shit? Like just cause they are short they dont know how to take a bath and cook and clean and crap. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Disney. In the trash. All of it!
AnticorRifling
12-07-2010, 08:48 AM
Keep Dumbo though, that's good clean racism.
Warriorbird
12-07-2010, 08:52 AM
Keep Dumbo though, that's good clean racism.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/songracist1.jpg


Even early in the film's production, there was concern that the material would encounter controversy: Disney publicist Vern Caldwell wrote to producer Perce Pearce that "The negro situation is a dangerous one. Between the negro haters and the negro lovers there are many chances to run afoul of situations that could run the gamut all the way from the nasty to the controversial. "
AnticorRifling
12-07-2010, 08:54 AM
Same with Zip a dee do da.
Warriorbird
12-07-2010, 09:12 AM
Same with Zip a dee do da.

ANNND not just Song of the South and Dumbo... (The whole Jim Crow crow thing should go in some history classes)
but...

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/fantracist1.jpg

http://www.cracked.com/article_15677_the-9-most-racist-disney-characters.html

This is just kinda mindboggling.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/thursracist3.jpg
Showal
12-07-2010, 11:26 AM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/index.php
Look under Relationships..
So fortunately I can so

Relationships (http://forum.gsplayers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=22)
Need some hints on how to catch that shy lass, or charming lad? Need tips to ditch that pesky pest? In-laws driving you to drink? Friends that don't understand? Ask for advice, or discuss Gemstone relationships here.

I don't think he meant you "can't", because clearly you're perfectly capable of asking. I think he meant you "shouldn't".
Jhynnifer
12-07-2010, 01:38 PM
Hey hey, you're completely overlooking the fact that, for once, Dayko actually took himself OUT of the situation where everyone was making fun of him instead of rolling in it like pigs in shit.

Perhaps our little Dayko is growing up.
Gan
12-07-2010, 04:09 PM
This thread would be 5 stars if SOMEONE WOULD HAVE QUOTED THE OP!

FUCKING NOOBS.
Cusack
12-07-2010, 08:09 PM
I have no idea what happened here but I TOTALLY had a chick that I used to go out with TOO! It's such a small world after all..
Stanley Burrell
12-07-2010, 08:51 PM
Spaghetti.

So do you have one of those chicks you used to go out with?
Alfster
12-07-2010, 08:53 PM
This thread would be 5 stars if SOMEONE WOULD HAVE QUOTED THE OP!

FUCKING NOOBS.

Yah no doubt. It doesn't really make much sense now.
Tisket
12-08-2010, 12:35 AM
Yah no doubt. It doesn't really make much sense now.

I'll try to recap for you:

Dayko: "So I'm thinking about letting my ex-girlfriend get back with me, yo. Tell me what to do PC!!!"

That was about it.
IorakeWarhammer
01-22-2011, 02:50 PM
my ex contacted my recently. italian. massive breasts. was tempted to hang out for about .00000000001 second. then i remembered all the bullshit. she congratulated me on the baby. i was horrified to see she even messaged me. shes single now. NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!! :P
NocturnalRob
01-22-2011, 02:57 PM
my ex contacted my recently. italian. massive breasts. was tempted to hang out for about .00000000001 second. then i remembered all the bullshit. she congratulated me on the baby. i was horrified to see she even messaged me. shes single now. NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!! :P
Cool story.
Warriorbird
01-22-2011, 02:58 PM
my ex contacted my recently. italian. massive breasts. was tempted to hang out for about .00000000001 second. then i remembered all the bullshit. she congratulated me on the baby. i was horrified to see she even messaged me. shes single now. NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!! :P

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/rocketprobep1.gif
Tea & Strumpets
01-22-2011, 04:21 PM
Do you proofread your posts before hitting the publish button? I'm genuinely curious here.

So let me get this straight... you realized this was a crazy man post, and STILL didn't follow rule #1 (quote the whole post before it gets edited or deleted)!? You are lucky I didn't just unleash a shitstorm of negative rep in your general direction.
Tisket
01-31-2011, 01:07 AM
So let me get this straight... you realized this was a crazy man post, and STILL didn't follow rule #1 (quote the whole post before it gets edited or deleted)!? You are lucky I didn't just unleash a shitstorm of negative rep in your general direction.

Aww shit. I don't even remember what he said so I can't even recap. You totally should rain down red rep on my head. I'd neg rep myself if I could.