on this episode aus and leland are gay lovers

[Michaelous]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

[BriarFox]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

No more drugs for you.

[Urinal Poops]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

This is the most incoherent piece of shit i've ever read.

[Tgo01]

leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends.

You made that conversation up.

[Methais]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/e74a61755fd-meds.jpg.jpg

[Mogonis]

This is the most incoherent piece of shit i've ever read.
<insert Dessedemona rebuttal>

[Michaelous]

You made that conversation up.

actually i didnt exagerate much

[alski415]

Your just pissed cause your stupid ass died 61 times last night. Have fun buying my coins bitch? I love the circle of life.. I kill you, you buy my coins, I profit off Gemstone.. I win.


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You gesture at Michaelous.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Michaelous!
AS: +319 vs DS: +53 with AvD: +48 + d100 roll: +79 = +393
... and hit for 97 points of damage!
Horrifying jolt of electricity fries abdomen to a crisp. Upper torso falls to the ground. Talk about repugnant!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


Remember that one? Your bitch ass wasnt AFK either.

[Fatsix]

* Glitch just bit the dust! [7:11 am]

Poor Glitch.

[Showal]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

I can not WAIT to hear how this one ends! I believe that you didn't make up anything and they told you about their relationship problems and they are gay lovers. Can you give us a history lesson? I miss those posts. Also, when is the december turnaminent?

[Showal]

what scenerarioes do you have planned? I bet they are good because you are so creative and intelligent. Remember when you spent a lot of money to be a reject in an online text based game and was so satisfied with your outside life that you were comfortable with pretending to be a retard with horrible learning disorder online because it was a lifestyle you wanted to explore for your psych phd thesis?

[Fatsix]

Mordie and Mich are about the same levels now. Would love to see Mordie come back just for this drama. Shattered would once again be fun and PC would be Epic!

[audioserf]

Based on reading their posts alone, Mordie is hundreds of times more intelligent than Michaelous. I think Michaelous actually has retardation IRL and we should feel bad making fun of him.

[Spooky]

fyi michaelous has the 5x DB Lolbrieflus and thizzle's 6x fire resistent ECP MBP. Doesn't make him invincible against me!

Someone sold it to him......

[Showal]

Based on reading their posts alone, Mordie is hundreds of times more intelligent than Michaelous. I think Michaelous actually has retardation IRL and we should feel bad making fun of him.

I bet Michaelous has a really high profile and important job. He most likely also has really intelligent conversations with his friends in real life when he finds time to not be on gemstone. Either that or he is one of those people who is too smart to interact with real people because he can not relate to others on an intellectual level so he needs a cyber reality as his social outlet.

[audioserf]

I bet Michaelous has a really high profile and important job. He most likely also has really intelligent conversations with his friends in real life when he finds time to not be on gemstone. Either that or he is one of those people who is too smart to interact with real people because he can not relate to others on an intellectual level so he needs a cyber reality as his social outlet.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A7BL4QI1MHs/TBt6IjlvoPI/AAAAAAAAABw/qf1RpldodFo/s1600/008SBR_Rob_Riggle_001.jpg

[Warriorbird]

I bet Michaelous has a really high profile and important job. He most likely also has really intelligent conversations with his friends in real life when he finds time to not be on gemstone. Either that or he is one of those people who is too smart to interact with real people because he can not relate to others on an intellectual level so he needs a cyber reality as his social outlet.

IMPORTANT NOTE!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c8/Meth_is_good.png

DOES NOT EQUAL

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/79/Asperger_King.gif

[Fatsix]

Based on reading their posts alone, Mordie is hundreds of times more intelligent than Michaelous. I think Michaelous actually has retardation IRL and we should feel bad making fun of him.

Thats debateable. They both think they are right in their own mind.


I bet Michaelous has a really high profile and important job. He most likely also has really intelligent conversations with his friends in real life when he finds time to not be on gemstone. Either that or he is one of those people who is too smart to interact with real people because he can not relate to others on an intellectual level so he needs a cyber reality as his social outlet.

I'm willing to bet he has a trust fund or social security disability checks that he burns through. Buying his friends and all.

[Fortybox]

Moar DARMA please! This may actually make me come to the keyboard instead of script all day. kthxbai.

[Fatsix]

http://i36.tinypic.com/mc3o04.jpg

I stumbled across this while looking for a picture of retards fighting. It was on a christian website.
"Brain damage at birth? More likely caused by the parents having sexual relations during the mother's period, which often results in retard children. Either that or one of the parents may have done something to tick God off. Maybe they were Jews or a queers or a filthy gothics. There are loads of reasons why kids are born spasticated, most of them because God wanted it that way."


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f377/Allegra83/retards.jpg

and katze for fun
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b223/doggone1/thread%20photos/Yikes.jpg

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/148/7/3/IM_IN_UR_FRIDGE_by_silver_sashi.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!

How in fuck's sake did a tractor trailer run over your hands?

[NocturnalRob]

How in fuck's sake did a tractor trailer run over your hands?
One of Kevin's magic tricks gone wrong. Or incredibly right.

[Fatsix]

Moar DARMA please! This may actually make me come to the keyboard instead of script all day. kthxbai.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8149/TrickEyes.gif


http://escproductions.bizland.com/politics/opticalillusion1.jpg

[Fortybox]

WHOA! They are moving dude!

http://amymadden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lookdude-cover.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

One of Kevin's magic tricks gone wrong. Or incredibly right.

Yo. :lol:

[Fatsix]

http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/images/jigglies.gif
damn, where am i gonna put theese.


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http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/1656/movinggirl5py7wo3vw.gif

[Warriorbird]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CjDyoaQg0A

[Fatsix]

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/underass-the-evolution-of-underboob.jpg

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hope.jpg

[Fatsix]

Found michaelous' class picture.

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/retardedclasspicture.jpg

[Tgo01]

Who is the hottie giving you the sexy look in the first row Michaelous?

[Methais]

Mordie and Mich are about the same levels now. Would love to see Mordie come back just for this drama. Shattered would once again be fun and PC would be Epic!

It's laser tag season so don't hold your breath.


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8149/TrickEyes.gif


http://escproductions.bizland.com/politics/opticalillusion1.jpg

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15600/1618099-keanu_whoa_super.jpg

[Fatsix]

It's laser tag season so don't hold your breath.





Laser tag is played indoors, so there is no season..... The state champion must practice all year long...

[Methais]

Laser tag is played indoors, so there is no season..... The state champion must practice all year long...

BASKETBALL IS PLAYED INDOORS AND HAS A SEASON TOO YA KNOW!!!!3

[Fatsix]

Who is the hottie giving you the sexy look in the first row Michaelous?

The dude behind her is DEAD SERIOUS.

[Fatsix]

BASKETBALL IS PLAYED INDOORS AND HAS A SEASON TOO YA KNOW!!!!3

Lasertag can't be played outdoors, however basketball can!

Does indoor soccer have a season? Nooo.. you can play all year long...

[NocturnalRob]

Jesus. How the fuck do you put someone on Ignore?

[Fatsix]

Jesus. How the fuck do you put someone on Ignore?

Just stay out of the shattered folder.

http://www.mortgagebrokers.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/philosoraptor.jpg

[Fortybox]

Hahaha. Now this is a good thread.

[Showal]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!


Wait ... has this been confirmed?

On this episode, are aus and leland really gay lovers?

Did leland really say "blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned......."?

Will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again! Is that a question or a statement? Do people have an opinion about this?

Will anyone compete in the upcoming month's turn-and-mints?

[Fortybox]

Wait ... has this been confirmed?

On this episode, are aus and leland really gay lovers?

Did leland really say "blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned......."?

Will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again! Is that a question or a statement? Do people have an opinion about this?

Will anyone compete in the upcoming month's turn-and-mints?

ZOMG. Go get my popcorn.

http://www.sdsmith.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tv_zombie.jpg

[Fatsix]

Wait ... has this been confirmed?

On this episode, are aus and leland really gay lovers?

Did leland really say "blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned......."?

Will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again! Is that a question or a statement? Do people have an opinion about this?

Will anyone compete in the upcoming month's turn-and-mints?

Stay tuned! Tonight should be good...

My question still hasn't been answered, not that it matters.... If Inspire was gay, and Aus lived with him..... So this could quickly turn into a love triangle!

[Fortybox]

Exclusive Report:

According to an exclusive YamigayZOMG.com report, actor/actress Sindri, Lord of Lawls has signed on to participate in season 2 of the hit reality show Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers. Reps from ABC have yet to confirm the
participation of any celebrity, but an unnamed source quoted claimed that the buxom Robotic Unicorn Vampwow "really wanted to do the show" and that It is "thrilled" to participate. The report provides the first juicy bit of season 2 speculation for eager fans to chew on.

Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers, which typically airs in the Spring and Fall of each year, pairs Aus and Leland with other celebrities. The celeb/pro duos duke it out in the land of Elanthia against their arch nemesis Michaelous each week on a roughly two month long quest for pride, fame, and overall Gayness.

The addition of the busty Sindri to the cast could do wonders for male viewership numbers. Though best known for his roles in ZOMG I'm a Unicorn, Who Am I? Robot or Unicorn and most notably the popular beach series UnicornWatch, Its also a mom, and has taken turns as an author, Playboy model, philanthropist and social activist. It is an active supporter of rainbows, and adheres to a strict sparkle diet. According to its personal website, Sindri is also currently aiding in the creation of a "sexy rainbow club and spa" in Solhaven, while also developing a line of fragrances and oils. So in short, Sindri is a busy Robotic Unicorn Vampwow.

[Spooky]

wtf...
lol

[Fortybox]

wtf...
lol

What? Your agent didn't tell you? Fire him!

[RichardCranium]

I ate five ativan and read this thread. More please.

[Spooky]

You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +60 = +268
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
-- SS [136/166] (-30) SS --
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[Stronghold, Entry Hall]
The entry hall is immense, with walls reaching up into darkness high above. Fanned by an intermittent breeze, the air is markedly cooler than the courtyard outside. Passages lead off in two directions, both shrouded in an unnerving haze, which lends the shadows the appearance of movement. A stone lintel is placed over the huge arch leading outside. Its surface is covered with ancient glyphs, their meaning lost in antiquity.
Also here: a stunned The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious exits: northeast, southeast
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>stam
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.
>
Michaelous takes an ivory-inlaid gold crown off his head.
>
Stamina points: 166 remaining: 129
>
Michaelous put an ivory-inlaid gold crown in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes a gleaming ora greathelm from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts a gleaming ora greathelm on his head.

Michaelous takes a gleaming ora greathelm off his head.
>
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
As you concentrate on your sigil, you become much more aware of vulnerable spots in your defenses.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.
>
[ Sigil of Major Protection: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]

Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +371 vs DS: +241 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +54 = +220
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
You hear a buzzing in your ears from that blow!

cman mblow mich
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +274 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +14 = +213
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
Right elbow smashed into a thousand pieces.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +42 = +273
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across Michaelous's torso.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +42 = +273
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Flesh ripped from back, muscles exposed.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +238 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +49 = +284
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.
Roundtime: 12 sec.

Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
>
* Zalsustra joins the adventure.
>
Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +351 vs DS: +234 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +92 = +245
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your right leg!
>l
A stone mastiff tries to bite you!
AS: +335 vs DS: +231 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +57 = +168
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your left leg!

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +351 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +6 = +168
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your right arm.

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +341 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +10 = +165
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Whiplash!

You rub your glowing dead rolton.
1d100: 11 + Modifiers: 142 == 153

An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Michaelous takes a gleaming ora greathelm off his head.
>
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
A stone mastiff is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You stand back up.
>
Michaelous removes a blue crystal from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Michaelous.
His blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +416 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +73 = +303
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Flattened your right hand.
The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
You hear a loud *POP* come from Michaelous's muscles!

You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +491 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +41 = +319
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Slash to Michaelous's left hand!
Several fingers fly!
He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

You feel your glowing dagger straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

Some old rolaren leg greaves partially deflect the onslaught of the crushing attack.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +416 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +63 = +286
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of Michaelous's right leg with that one.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous appears somehow different.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous seems to lose some dexterity.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous appears less confident.
The air about Michaelous stops shimmering.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 8 sec.


The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Weak."

[Showal]

Exclusive Report:

According to an exclusive YamigayZOMG.com report, actor/actress Sindri, Lord of Lawls has signed on to participate in season 2 of the hit reality show Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers. Reps from ABC have yet to confirm the
participation of any celebrity, but an unnamed source quoted claimed that the buxom Robotic Unicorn Vampwow "really wanted to do the show" and that It is "thrilled" to participate. The report provides the first juicy bit of season 2 speculation for eager fans to chew on.

Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers, which typically airs in the Spring and Fall of each year, pairs Aus and Leland with other celebrities. The celeb/pro duos duke it out in the land of Elanthia against their arch nemesis Michaelous each week on a roughly two month long quest for pride, fame, and overall Gayness.

I, for one, am excited for Michaelous, not Sindri. Last time I saw Michaelous, he was on youtube going by the name TsimFuckIs.

[Michaelous]

i apprectiate all your concerns and am happy your all contributing to my greatness and supperiority i apprectiate all your love and support i just wanna make a special shot out to the red ninja fag who thinks he is the main charecter in nuclear fallout chernobyl. PEACE ON EARTH P.S. nothing new in the series stay tuned! for more exerpts from next the next episode

[Michaelous]

You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +60 = +268
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
-- SS [136/166] (-30) SS --
l
[Stronghold, Entry Hall]
The entry hall is immense, with walls reaching up into darkness high above. Fanned by an intermittent breeze, the air is markedly cooler than the courtyard outside. Passages lead off in two directions, both shrouded in an unnerving haze, which lends the shadows the appearance of movement. A stone lintel is placed over the huge arch leading outside. Its surface is covered with ancient glyphs, their meaning lost in antiquity.
Also here: a stunned The Legend of Michaelous
Obvious exits: northeast, southeast
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>stam
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.
>
Michaelous takes an ivory-inlaid gold crown off his head.
>
Stamina points: 166 remaining: 129
>
Michaelous put an ivory-inlaid gold crown in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes a gleaming ora greathelm from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts a gleaming ora greathelm on his head.

Michaelous takes a gleaming ora greathelm off his head.
>
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
As you concentrate on your sigil, you become much more aware of vulnerable spots in your defenses.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.
>
[ Sigil of Major Protection: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]

Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +371 vs DS: +241 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +54 = +220
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
You hear a buzzing in your ears from that blow!

cman mblow mich
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +274 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +14 = +213
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
Right elbow smashed into a thousand pieces.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +42 = +273
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across Michaelous's torso.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +42 = +273
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Flesh ripped from back, muscles exposed.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +436 vs DS: +238 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +49 = +284
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.
Roundtime: 12 sec.

Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
>
* Zalsustra joins the adventure.
>
Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +351 vs DS: +234 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +92 = +245
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your right leg!
>l
A stone mastiff tries to bite you!
AS: +335 vs DS: +231 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +57 = +168
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your left leg!

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +351 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +6 = +168
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your right arm.

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +341 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +10 = +165
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Whiplash!

You rub your glowing dead rolton.
1d100: 11 + Modifiers: 142 == 153

An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Michaelous takes a gleaming ora greathelm off his head.
>
Michaelous put a gleaming ora greathelm in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous removes an ivory-inlaid gold crown from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous puts an ivory-inlaid gold crown on his head.
>
Michaelous taps an ivory-inlaid gold crown that he is wearing.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Michaelous.
A stone mastiff is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You stand back up.
>
Michaelous removes a blue crystal from in his Armageddon button.
>
Michaelous rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Michaelous.
His blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!

Michaelous swings a tanik-hafted smoky glaes sledgehammer at you!
AS: +416 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +73 = +303
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Flattened your right hand.
The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
You hear a loud *POP* come from Michaelous's muscles!

You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +491 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +41 = +319
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Slash to Michaelous's left hand!
Several fingers fly!
He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

You feel your glowing dagger straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

Some old rolaren leg greaves partially deflect the onslaught of the crushing attack.
You swing a tiny glowing dagger at Michaelous!
AS: +416 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +63 = +286
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
You ripped a chunk out of Michaelous's right leg with that one.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous appears somehow different.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous seems to lose some dexterity.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous appears less confident.
The air about Michaelous stops shimmering.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 8 sec.


The ghostly voice of Michaelous says, "Weak."

lets keep in mind leland aka warclaidhm is 19-20 levels higher than me

[Methais]

i apprectiate all your concerns and am happy your all contributing to my greatness and supperiority i apprectiate all your love and support i just wanna make a special shot out to the red ninja fag who thinks he is the main charecter in nuclear fallout chernobyl. PEACE ON EARTH P.S. nothing new in the series stay tuned! for more exerpts from next the next episode

Just on the 0.000000001% chance you weren't trolling...
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/English-Grammar-for-Dummies-good-spelling-and-grammar-936124_359_450.jpg

[Tgo01]

lets keep in mind leland aka warclaidhm is 19-20 levels higher than me

Come on that's not very darma worthy. Throw a pie or something, insult his mother.

[Spooky]

Not to mention you were wearing exceptionally crit padded plate. That kinda helps.

[Paradii]

So...are FortyBox and Fatsix both retarded, 11 years old, or retarded eleven year olds.

I am genuinely curious.

[Fatsix]

i apprectiate all your concerns and am happy your all contributing to my greatness and supperiority i apprectiate all your love and support i just wanna make a special shot out to the red ninja fag who thinks he is the main charecter in nuclear fallout chernobyl. PEACE ON EARTH P.S. nothing new in the series stay tuned! for more exerpts from next the next episode

So Showal has been added into this mini series?

[Fatsix]

So...are FortyBox and Fatsix both retarded, 11 years old, or retarded eleven year olds.

I am genuinely curious.

13. And i drink the blood of 28 year old graduate students, with no life, that reside in reno.

[Paradii]

Retarded it is.

[Fatsix]

Retarded it is.

Thank you for your analysis, back under your rock you go. SHoo..

[pabstblueribbon]

This thread is like gang violence.

That is if both gangs were retarded.

[Showal]

I always wanted a shot out!

I wasn't included in Michaelous' last shout out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1vLiJ2CdY

[RichardCranium]

This thread is like gang violence.

That is if both gangs were retarded.

Crips and Downs.

[Michaelous]

I always wanted a shot out!

I wasn't included in Michaelous' last shout out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1vLiJ2CdY


your obviously on another level. i am a huge fan by the way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHP0HPC6mrU&feature=related

ps.. couldnt you find a better picture of me to show your team skeletor, fatsix, and fortybox in the background? and yes i dont care if its your backyard i will enter it and destroy you all!!!!!!

[Fortybox]

So...are FortyBox and Fatsix both retarded, 11 years old, or retarded eleven year olds.

I am genuinely curious.

I'm a Robotic Unicorn Vampwow. Age unknown. Kthxbai.

[Nostradamus]

Exclusive Report:

According to an exclusive YamigayZOMG.com report, actor/actress Sindri, Lord of Lawls has signed on to participate in season 2 of the hit reality show Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers. Reps from ABC have yet to confirm the
participation of any celebrity, but an unnamed source quoted claimed that the buxom Robotic Unicorn Vampwow "really wanted to do the show" and that It is "thrilled" to participate. The report provides the first juicy bit of season 2 speculation for eager fans to chew on.

Aus and Leland: Gay Lovers, which typically airs in the Spring and Fall of each year, pairs Aus and Leland with other celebrities. The celeb/pro duos duke it out in the land of Elanthia against their arch nemesis Michaelous each week on a roughly two month long quest for pride, fame, and overall Gayness.

The addition of the busty Sindri to the cast could do wonders for male viewership numbers. Though best known for his roles in ZOMG I'm a Unicorn, Who Am I? Robot or Unicorn and most notably the popular beach series UnicornWatch, Its also a mom, and has taken turns as an author, Playboy model, philanthropist and social activist. It is an active supporter of rainbows, and adheres to a strict sparkle diet. According to its personal website, Sindri is also currently aiding in the creation of a "sexy rainbow club and spa" in Solhaven, while also developing a line of fragrances and oils. So in short, Sindri is a busy Robotic Unicorn Vampwow.

ZOMG .. ok made me laugh so hard , gonna piss myself.....

[alski415]

prep 530
cast michaelous
Tillmen comes out of hiding.
Tillmen traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>Tillmen gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Tillmen.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 18 sec.
Roundtime changed to 9 seconds.
>
...wait 9 seconds.
>
...wait 9 seconds.
>
Glitch makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Glitch gestures at Kallisti.
A bright luminescence surrounds Kallisti.
>
The translucent sphere fades from around Glitch.
>
Tillmen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Tillmen gestures at you.
Tillmen's spell has no effect.
>
Chaos gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Chaos gestures.
A dull golden nimbus surrounds Chaos.
>
Michaelous rolls forward, then springs to his feet, ready again for action!
>'Heh
You say, "Heh."
>'Figures
You say, "Figures."
>
Glitch makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Glitch gestures at Brink.
A bright luminescence surrounds Brink.
>
Michaelous swings a thick hammered invar claidhmore at you!
AS: +356 vs DS: +323 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +24 = +91
A clean miss.
>


LULZ. You failed and I was laying down in offensive. Good job Tilly.

[Fatsix]

Michaelous swings a thick hammered invar claidhmore at you!
AS: +356 vs DS: +323 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +24 = +91
A clean miss.
>


LULZ. You failed and I was laying down in offensive. Good job Tilly.

He will be rolling with his dispell crew next time fo sho..

The 119, 417 combo is a bitch, can't defend it at any level.

I should dig up that log when I get home just for shits and giggles.





Whoever peels to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant. "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor! ~Lamb of God, Omerta


http://sugewhite.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kangaroo2afp_468x693.jpg

[Fatsix]

Retarded it is.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Wrath1013/retards.jpg

[Lolleia]

I had something to say that was relevant to this thread but yet again, miss pink ball has caught my attention...

[Fortybox]

ZOMG I love teh darmas!

http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif
http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif
http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif
http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif

[Fortybox]

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/2/f21vl7vqtl8t7lq2.jpg

[Fatsix]

http://www.memorylast.net/content/graphics/animated-gifs/popcorn.gif
http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny-animated-gifs-hamster-loves-popcorn.gif

Clio is this one of yours?
http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/funny-gifs-ice-cream1.gif

No idea wtf this is or what it has to do with popcorn (fucking google)
http://images40.fotki.com/v776/photos/9/127099/8281694/animated_gif_selection_07-vi.gif

[Lolleia]

Nope, but he is a cutie, and I do have a red head but he's not a chubs.

[Fortybox]

http://th249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Joksutin/Michael%20Jackson/th_2i8ajh4.gif
http://th249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Joksutin/Michael%20Jackson/th_2i8ajh4.gif
http://th249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Joksutin/Michael%20Jackson/th_2i8ajh4.gif
http://th249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Joksutin/Michael%20Jackson/th_2i8ajh4.gif

[Fatsix]

Annoying orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITTyIjYJvs

[4a6c1]

I had something to say that was relevant to this thread but yet again, miss pink ball has caught my attention...
.

[Fatsix]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/robstallman/catbut.gif

[Michaelous]

In a historic turn of events Leland gets sick and tired of aus' daily drunkard abusive behavior to him in thier relationship. Aus' nightly severe beatings and verbal abuse has led leland to rethink his sexuality! Leland then goes to michaelous and works out a deal to kill aus several times in exchange for some bj or something under the condition that leland must first kill aus 5 times before payment is made. Leland then conspires with aus to trick michaelous into thinking they were not friends anymore and leads aus outside the gates to be killed 5 times under the supervision of the prophet! while leland closes his eyes in anticipation for a bj he gets potatoe sacked by the legend instead!! Did he really think Michaelous could be fooled in such an awful fashion? leland once again becomes furious! and is crying waa waa waa no one wants to be my gay lover!!! Meanwhile aus is eating shit with a few lost deeds and the unsatisfaction of trying to outsmart the unstoppable michaelous!!! As it stands , both Leland and aus are extremely heated!! at who is still unclear, Stay tuned for more cock swinging epeeen action as the plot thickens!!!

[Showal]

In a historic turn of events Leland gets sick and tired of aus' daily drunkard abusive behavior to him in thier relationship. Aus' nightly severe beatings and verbal abuse has led leland to rethink his sexuality! Leland then goes to michaelous and works out a deal to kill aus several times in exchange for some bj or something. Leland then conspires with aus to trick michaelous into thinking they were not friends anymore and leads aus outside the gates to be killed 5 times only to be backstabbed by the arch nemesis!!! Leland is once again crying waa waa waa no one wants to be my gay lover!!! Meanwhile aus is eating shit with a few lost deeds and the unsatisfaction of trying to outsmart the unstoppable michaelous!!! As it stands , both Leland and aus are extremely heated!! at who is still unclear, Stay tuned for more cock swinging epeeen action!!!

michaelous is giving guys blowjobs and writing about it now? He has unsatisfaction?

[NocturnalRob]

In a historic turn of events Leland gets severe beatings and works out a bj or something, then conspires with michaelous and the arch nemesis gay lover!!! Meanwhile aus is eating shit with michaelous!!! As it stands, more cock swinging epeeen action!!!
Summarized.

[Stanley Burrell]

That is a pretty sweet summary, you might say.

No disrespect though: I think every single post Michaelous has ever made can best be summarized, though, with that Wikipedia copy-and-paste that Methais used to post regarding clocks.

[Showal]

In a historic turn of events Leland gets sick and tired of aus' daily drunkard abusive behavior to him in thier relationship. Aus'...

How did you write all this incoherent rubbish but still manage to put the apostrophe in the right place several times?

Wait ... let me put it in your language.

Howd do you Know where to puT the Uppir Caese comMa and usualley yuo Look leike you Cant right Inglish Good?

[Michaelous]

How did you write all this incoherent rubbish but still manage to put the apostrophe in the right place several times?

Wait ... let me put it in your language.

Howd do you Know where to puT the Uppir Caese comMa and usualley yuo Look leike you Cant right Inglish Good?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHP0H...eature=related

thats how

[Nostradamus]

In a historic turn of events Leland gets sick and tired of aus' daily drunkard abusive behavior to him in thier relationship. Aus' nightly severe beatings and verbal abuse has led leland to rethink his sexuality! Leland then goes to michaelous and works out a deal to kill aus several times in exchange for some bj or something under the condition that leland must first kill aus 5 times before payment is made. Leland then conspires with aus to trick michaelous into thinking they were not friends anymore and leads aus outside the gates to be killed 5 times under the supervision of the prophet! while leland closes his eyes in anticipation for a bj he gets potatoe sacked by the legend instead!! Did he really think Michaelous could be fooled in such an awful fashion? leland once again becomes furious! and is crying waa waa waa no one wants to be my gay lover!!! Meanwhile aus is eating shit with a few lost deeds and the unsatisfaction of trying to outsmart the unstoppable michaelous!!! As it stands , both Leland and aus are extremely heated!! at who is still unclear, Stay tuned for more cock swinging epeeen action as the plot thickens!!!

As I stated last night, do not pull me into your guys love triangle, which I have kept out of.
If I had supervised trust me - you would of been dead. So edit that shit right and I demand a reprint. But glad that you used spell check it sounds much better.

I will write a strongly worded letter to your manager about this......

EDIT- Also not sure you noticed you agreed to give Leland a blow job in your version of this episode

*Leland then goes to michaelous and works out a deal to kill aus several times in exchange for some bj* I would proof read a little more :)

[Michaelous]

Leand strikes back! i was afk! but 10 minutes later!

Leland fades into view.
Leland looks determined and focused.
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, Leland engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +519 vs DS: +435 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +46 = +183
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Jarring blow to your back.
The guiding force leaves Leland.

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 25 points of damage!
Nasty shock to left leg stiffens joints. Nice and painful.
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
Some old rolaren leg greaves partially deflect the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +444 vs DS: +402 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +67 = +162
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your left leg!

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 25 points of damage!
Horrid jolt to neck explodes vocal cords. You gurgle in response.
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +444 vs DS: +392 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +7 = +112
... and hits for 2 points of damage!
Love tap upside your head!

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Stunning arc of electricity fuses right leg at knee.
You are knocked to the ground!
!SPR>
[go2]>stand
You are still stunned.
!SP>
Leland looks determined and focused.
In an awe inspiring display of combat mastery, Leland engages you in a furious dance macabre, spiralling into a blur of strikes and ripostes!
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +444 vs DS: +362 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +82 = +217
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Jarring blow to your back.

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 25 points of damage!
Heavy jolt to chest causes solar plexus to explode. Remarkable display of spraying blood.
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +444 vs DS: +351 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +23 = +169
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!
The feras mattock suddenly hisses and crackles as small fingers of lightning escape from the metal!
Leland swings a feras mattock at you!
AS: +444 vs DS: +351 with AvD: +53 + d100 roll: +49 = +195
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Broken finger on your right hand!

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 15 points of damage!
Heavy shock to chest illuminates ribcage. Cool!
!SP>
A red bear lumbers noisily into the area drooling hungrily!
!SP>
A red bear lumbers northeast.
!SP>
Leland drops a feras mattock.
!SP>
Leland removes a tiny glowing dagger from in his predictor machine.
!SP>
[go2]>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
!R>
Leland swings a tiny glowing dagger at you!
AS: +483 vs DS: +386 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +79 = +213
... and hits for 22 points of damage!
Blow to head!
Look at the pretty stars!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
!SR>
You begin to lose touch with your internal sources of strength.
!SR>
Leland says, "Die asshole."
!SR>
* Daelin just bit the dust!
!SR>
[Roll result: 87 (open d100: 28)]
Leland feints to the right, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
!SR>
[Roll result: 115 (open d100: 56)]
Leland feints high, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
!SR>
Leland swings a tiny glowing dagger at you!
AS: +473 vs DS: +261 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +60 = +309
... and hits for 65 points of damage!
[go2]>go pile
Amazing slash to your belly!
Nothing quite like that empty feeling inside.
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of your body, then vanishes.
You feel your extra strength departing.
Your SIGN OF DISSIPATION is no longer effective.
You feel less secure.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
Deep blue motes swirl away from you and fade.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You become solid again.
You lose your extra internal fortitude.
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
[go2: move: no recognized response after 30 lines. giving up.]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
-- DEATHRECOVER: Killing all active scripts and preparing for recovery (npc or player)
--- Lich: 'bigshot' has been stopped by deathrecover.
--- Lich: bigshot has exited.
DEAD>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
DEAD>
[deathrecover]>look

[Drunken Durfin]

I iz confuzzled. Why would you post a log of Leland killing you?

[Methais]

I want feras armor.

[Spooky]

Its not feras armor, its exceptional crit padded armor. I'm assuming (but no one knows for sure) that crit padding can help against flare criticals.

Here's a shot welfare katze did to me earlier with my exceptional crit padding:
>[Roll result: 102 (open d100: 75)]
Katze delivers a quick punch to your lower back!
...3 damage!
You are stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.

** As the blow lands, the feras falchion unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 20 points of damage!
Heavy shock to left hand. Fingers go numb.

[Drunken Durfin]

Its not feras armor, its exceptional crit padded armor.

http://www.seven.co.nz/assets/image/full/iiuqGEd.jpg

[Michaelous]

I iz confuzzled. Why would you post a log of Leland killing you?

because hes 20 levels higher than me and it took him that much to kill me

[Warriorbird]

because hes 20 levels higher than me and it took him that much to kill me

Do you somehow think that Simu PVP matters?

[Showal]

Do you somehow think that Simu PVP matters?

For Michaelous, it's incredibly important. If your day consisted of waking up, being fed food that has already been cut up into small pieces to limit a choking hazard, having your drool wiped off your chin, and playing gemstone, you would probably think that PvP is a big deal and gives you some sort of social status. It's all relative.

[Fatsix]

For Michaelous, it's incredibly important. If your day consisted of waking up, being fed food that has already been cut up into small pieces to limit a choking hazard, having your drool wiped off your chin, your diaper changed once a week and playing gemstone, you would probably think that PvP is a big deal and gives you some sort of social status. It's all relative.

.

[Showal]

No no, that's a bad fix. I imagine Michaelous is left to sit in his own shit for extended periods of time.

[Drunken Durfin]

because hes 20 levels higher than me and it took him that much to kill me

You = still dead.

[Nostradamus]

I am all cool with you hiring people and all. But if my characters get fucking involved again, I'll grief the ever loving shit out of you. Until now i didn't have a problem with you, Let's keep it that way. This is the one death that I owe you for mine.

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Michaelous!
CS: +505 - TD: +241 + CvA: -18 + d100: +17 - +5 == +258
Warding failed!
Michaelous shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Michaelous is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to back!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Michaelous, then vanishes.
R>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
R>
You feel more refreshed.
>'dont send people to fuck with me again
You say, "Dont send people to fuck with me again."

[waywardgs]

You = stillborn.

.

[Fortybox]

Michaelous, this song is for you man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

[Fatsix]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_y8qhm316y84/R6jGgnlBxUI/AAAAAAAAAfI/r1QyUyKAimU/s400/stupid-cat.jpg

[Spooky]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_y8qhm316y84/R6jGgnlBxUI/AAAAAAAAAfI/r1QyUyKAimU/s400/stupid-cat.jpg

Welfare katze?

[Fatsix]

Welfare katze?

of course.
.................................................. .................................................. ..........work those hips baby...
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[Dayko]

so aus is like blah blah blah eppeen epeen epeeen, and trys to kill me but i kill him instead. this goes on and on, one of those times leland happened to be in the room ,aus gets all butt hurt cause leland sat and watched him die. So 2 minutes later, leland kills me and says blah blahblah, waa, waa, waa my gay lover aus doesnt wanna stick it in my ass anymore because he thinks were friends. rofl. 200 deaths and a very happy gm LateR. stay tuned....... will leland become enlightened and begin disarming reps with the legend of michaelous? or will the scrawny pussie aus who has devoted his life to beating the legend pull lelands strings once again!
Awful story ever! I need something better to amuse me :help:

[Michaelous]

For Michaelous, it's incredibly important. If your day consisted of waking up, being fed food that has already been cut up into small pieces to limit a choking hazard, having your drool wiped off your chin, and playing gemstone, you would probably think that PvP is a big deal and gives you some sort of social status. It's all relative.

im comin for you and your posse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHP0H...eature=related

[Warriorbird]

im comin for you and your posse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHP0H...eature=related


You are fooling yourself if you think the most intense PvP (player vs. player) on the Net is not found in text based games.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Text-Games---Why-They-Offer-the-Most-Intense-PvP-on-the-Net&id=5073257

[Paradii]

http://ezinearticles.com/?Text-Games---Why-They-Offer-the-Most-Intense-PvP-on-the-Net&id=5073257


They not only offer a wide variety of options, but the number of strategies possible are endless.



Uh the "hit the enter button the first" strategy pretty much > all other strategies in text-based pvp.

[Warriorbird]

Uh the "hit the enter button the first" strategy pretty much > all other strategies in text-based pvp.

LIES!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/92/IOO_901NT2.jpg/399px-IOO_901NT2.jpg

[Spooky]

Michaelous rubs his cat pendant.
Michaelous appears somehow changed.
>raise my rodYou raise your glass rod skyward!
1d100: 94 + Modifiers: 35 == 129

You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Some full plate is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to chest!
He is stunned!
Some full plate is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 5 points of damage!
Stubs left hand finger.
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to right hand!
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow to neck tears tissue.
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to neck!
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 10 points of damage!
Brushing blow to right hand.
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 5 points of damage!
Strike glances off the chest.
A halberd is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to back.
A giant stone hammer is sucked into the void, striking Michaelous along the way!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to the abdomen!
Michaelous is knocked over by the wind!
Michaelous is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Michaelous to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Michaelous has been vaporized!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous appears somehow different.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Michaelous and fade.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Michaelous, then vanishes.
The glass rod suddenly disintegrates!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
> * Michaelous just bit the dust!

[mrjrd222]

Now that's funny. Surprised you didn't stun yourself raising that wand though!

[alski415]

Whats funny is they're both warriors. Go back to table sitting cause resting in TSC you arent getting ANY hunting in. Lulz.

[Fatsix]

Lunch..

http://grillsgtsfirepit.com/wp-content/gallery/pre-wallpaper/monster-khaos-wallpaper.jpg

http://static.blogo.it/motoblog/sexy-monster-energy/monster_energy_girls_06.jpg

http://www.roguemag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/monster_energy.jpg

[alski415]

>You gesture at Michaelous.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Michaelous!
AS: +325 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +83 = +386
... and hit for 90 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to abdomen turns muscle tissue into a crispy bubbled mess. Not pretty.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Better stop that AFK hunting shit buddy.

[alski415]

You gesture at Michaelous.
A wave of icy blue ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Snatch suddenly appears as he is knocked to the ground by the icy blue ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Deadly accuracy shatters Snatch's spine into a thousand tiny icy shards!

* Snatch drops dead at your feet!

Snatch becomes solid again.
Hannibal is buffeted by the icy blue ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
... 55 points of damage!
Freezing blast turns facial features a stunning, but very unhealthy shade of blue.

* Hannibal drops dead at your feet!

Hannibal becomes solid again.
Hannibal looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
Michaelous is buffeted by the icy blue ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)

You gesture at Michaelous.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Michaelous!
AS: +314 vs DS: +141 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +53 = +277
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Heavy spark to left arm. Gonna hurt tomorrow.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>stance off
prep 910
cast michaelous
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You gesture at Michaelous.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Michaelous!
AS: +314 vs DS: +138 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +86 = +313
... and hit for 49 points of damage!
Heavy spark to chest. Bet that hurts.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>stance off
prep 910
cast michaelous
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You gesture at Michaelous.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Michaelous!
AS: +314 vs DS: +134 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +59 = +290
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Heavy spark to left arm. Gonna hurt tomorrow.
Leland unceremoniously drops Michaelous to the ground.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems to lose some dexterity.
Michaelous appears less secure.
Michaelous returns to normal color.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The misty halo fades from Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
Michaelous appears less confident.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The air about Michaelous stops shimmering.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
But he is dead!
[Spell re-prepared]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>rel
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>'Bitch
l
You say, "Bitch."