Help me, I'm drowning.

When courting a lass worthy of my greatness. I always make sure to escourt her to the diving board in Pauper's and then leap... After said leap, try the whole drowning routine once in the swimming pool. If plan A fails, try an action like (opens an eye quickly,) or something of the like. After some very nice CPR, mention wet clothing, and explain its dire need for it to be dried. This is where the hot tub comes in.

Oh, and always say that it is your House, that works best. Try actioning (locking elbows) and acting chivalrous.

[peam]

More evidence proving my "in-game relationships are for weirdos" theory.

Unfortunately I went to summer camp.

Any way to forget how to swim?

[GSLeloo]

You could beat yourself over the head with a sledgehammer...

[Artha]

You could do that even if you don't want to forget how to swim.

where can one buy this "sledgehammer?"

[GSLeloo]

Try Sears Hardware store.

[AnticorRifling]

Fucking idiot.

[DeV]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
You could beat yourself over the head with a sledgehammer...
This is the best solution to any relationship problem you could have Stanley. You should try it.

One time, I made a pair of shoes, out of cardboard boxes.

This other time, I made a cup holder out of stack of old sega tapes.

[Skirmisher]

You're fifteen minutes are up.

Try Klaives board.

Shoo.

[DeV]

Do you want a cookie?

[HarmNone]

One time, I deleted a stupid post that was completely off-topic. I feel a repeat performance coming on, Stanley. :)

HarmNone

OKAY THEN Harmnone, let's keep things on-topic for the good of man and womankind, as well as pagans, nuns and catholic priests.

Thoughts and opinions on relationships and sledgehammers as described in the aforementioned?

[HarmNone]

Why, of course, Stanley. I had no idea you were seeking my help.

I would suggest you turn your attentions in the direction of a rabid squirrel. I understand they are less discerning in their choice of romantic company than the more sentient beings of Elanith. There are some lovely ones on the way to IceMule. :)

HarmNone, always willing to be helpful

[Artha]

Thoughts and opinions on relationships and sledgehammers as described in the aforementioned?

I suggest you try a relationship between a sledgehammer and your head.

Oh man...

A bizarre love triangle between sledgehammers and rabid squirrels, this kind of turns me on, in a Platonic manner.

Harmnone, you could be the rabid squirrel.

Artha, you could be the rabid sledgehammer.

[Edited on 4-23-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm DAMN sexy.

You see Hammerhead.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin.
He appears to be very young and very tall. He has silver-flecked coal black eyes and blue-grey skin. He has short, silver-blue hair worn in a ponytail. He has a gaunt face and a neatly-trimmed beard.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some light fur-edged leathers, a round otter fur cap, some shaggy bearskin leggings, a pair of fur-lined boots, a bristly boarhide pack, a fang-fringed bronze leather pouch, a crystal amulet, a reinforced shield, and a leather sheath.

[Artha]

He has short, silver-blue hair worn in a ponytail.

Steven Segall much?

hehehe SMH, which town is Hammerhead in out of morbid curiousity? I want to extend my greetings to him. :rolleyes:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Oh, don't make me bust out the flying crane manuever. No can defense.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm in the landing, at the park RIGHT NOW!

[HarmNone]

Umm, is Hammerhead seeking a relationship with Stanley, SHM?

HarmNone, on relationships, hammers, and squirrels

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think we are destined for each other, since he obviously copied my name.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm DAMN sexy.

You see Hammerhead.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin.

YE GODS!! You made a character that ISN'T a halfling!? Even if it only is to make fun of someone?! I'm shocked! :wow:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

half-krolvin, half halfling!

[Hips]

I don't even want to think about the unholy union that would have created such a ... creature.

:barf:

I'm in the landing, at the park RIGHT NOW!
You notice Hammerhead trying to tiptoe silently away.
You notice a pretty flower girl glancing off in another direction for a moment.

find hammerhead
There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.
The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

GET BACK TO THE PARK, ON THE DOUBLE!....You degenerative half-monkey!

[Edited on 4-23-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Oh man...

A bizarre love triangle between sledgehammers and rabid squirrels, this kind of turns me on, in a Platonic manner.

Harmnone, you could be the rabid squirrel.

Artha, you could be the rabid sledgehammer.

[Edited on 4-23-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

Sorry, Stanley. The squirrels are the little, furry critters with four legs. Sledgehammers are no-legged, inanimate tools (Hmmm...perhaps I am beginning to see the correlation here...). Artha and I are two-legged, animate, and lack fur. However, I believe SHM has someone he would like you to meet. I do not doubt there are others amongst us with suggestions, as well. :)

HarmNone

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hammerhead got sleepy and is resting! He'll be back though!

Hmmm....

SMH's hair might cut down on friction.

[Galleazzo]

My thoughts on relationships, Shark Boy, is that you ought to have the only relationship you'll ever have, with your right hand. Just make sure to get tested after.

:cheers:

[Sean]

This reminds me why I never use the paupers hot tub.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm going to warn harassment Hammerrhead for copying my name if he ever has the stones to meet me face to face.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm Hammerhead, Bitch!

<--- The Man of the hour...
<--- The deathly power...

<--- THE ORIGINAL HAMMERrHEAD! Beotch!