TMNT

[Xcalibur]

PLEASE

it's so 1990.

1990 was a bad years in general, and even more knowing a certain person was born in that year.

tmnt=1990, not 2004

[DianaBanana]

Dont knock them. They are heross in a half-shell. Turtle Power!!!

Cowabunga dude!

[Xcalibur]

With chocolate ham pizza, yeah right.
:help:

[Edaarin]

I had a TV tray like that when I was little.

TMNT taught me English.

[Kitsun]

TMNT tried to have a comeback comic series...that flopped after about 4 issues. It made me sad.

[Latrinsorm]

The suckiest TMNT (that would be Michaelangelo) could take all of Quebec with both hands tied behind his back and his eye-mask thing on backwards.

[Edaarin]

Raphael sucked way more than Michaellangelo. His damn weapon had no range...

[Wezas]

When I was a kid we used to pretend we were turtles and carve bamboo shoots into long staves. Then we'd just smack each other with them. Guess it explains a bit.

... and any nunchucks we made never turned out right.

[Edaarin]

We used paper and crayons to make nunchakus...

Fold paper into tubes, stick crayon inside said tubes, connect with string, and tape bottoms so crayons don't fall out. Man, those hurt.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Raphael sucked way more than Michaellangelo. His damn weapon had no range... The sai is the thinking farmer's weapon. Nunchakus? Pfft. It's more the attitude that soured me to Mr. Yellow Mask Surfer Wannabe, though.

[DianaBanana]

Excuse me, but Raphael was the best turtle! Recognize!

[Artha]

Leonardo was definately the coolest turtle.

[Edaarin]

Donatello kthx

EDIT: That rabbit guy was pretty cool too, if only he wasn't a bad stereotype :(

[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Edaarin]

Casey Jones was the shit.

He'd have Wayne Gretzky running scared like a little school girl.

Bebop and Rocksteady were cool too until Shredder and his army of NAACP footclans interfered.

[Latrinsorm]

Casey Jones was awesome, but he had stupid lines in the movie, so minus points.

The best Turtle was definitely Leonardo. Sorry. Donatello has serious compensation issues, I've already detailed Michaelangelo's failings, and everything Raphael does Leonardo does better (edit: except for being dumb).

[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[DianaBanana]

Stop hatin on Raphael! :grr:

[i remember halloween]

casey jones was definitely the ultimate character. how much more badass than always wearing a hockey mask, carrying around a bunch of sporting goods in a golfbag to use as weapons and living in a sewer does it get? answer: not at all.

[Artha]

That sounds like a hobo version of Jason.

[Snapp]

Wow, I'd totally forgotten about Casey Jones!! Memory city! Also, Donatello was the best, no doubt. Leonardo was Lame, Michaellangelo was just dumb, and Raphael was boring.


X stop hatin on the turtles, they rock!

[Xcalibur]

They did rock, 14 years ago.

They are being anew and are hiting the damn teletoon networks

BOOOOOOOOOOOH IT!

[imported_Kranar]

Casey Jones would have his ass handed to him by the bunny rabbit from the alternate dimension.

[Xcalibur]

I TOTALY hated that little brain. Man, it was so stupid. Yeah right, a brain that is in a big "living" robot with his x-dimension stone warriors.

False manga.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
I TOTALY hated that little brain. Man, it was so stupid. Yeah right, a brain that is in a big "living" robot with his x-dimension stone warriors.Krang (Krang? Krain? what the hell was his name) will bitchslap you with his little feeler/tentacle things. Don't think he won't.

[TheEschaton]

Dude, Donatello was so kick ass, all he needed to whoop your ass was a stick. Fuck hockey sticks, or cricket bats or swords (WTF, a katana? You can't beat a guy with anything less than a PAIR of swords?) or numchucks, Donatello was the originator of the whooping stick.


-TheE-

[peam]

The top five badasses on TMNT:

Slash comes in at #5
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2020.jpg

Leatherface at #4
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2030.jpg

Rocksteady at #3
http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/b0/55/48_1_b.JPG

Casey Jones at #2
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2027.jpg

THE RAT KING AT #1! THIS IS INDISPUTABLE FACT:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2035.jpg

What about Baxter the Fly?

[peam]

Fuck that nerd.

[Hulkein]

Baxter the Fly can solve some logirithms then eat shit and die.

Casey Jones is number 1!

[i remember halloween]

fyi the rabbit was usagi yojimbo.

the rat king was a pretty impressive brawler, but i'm still sticking with casey jones.

Casey Jones is mos def #1

But Baxter kept dropping those red-eyed Mousers and the fuckers were hard to kill.

E3 shows TMNT coming to XBOX some time in the near...future...

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Baxter the Fly can solve some logirithms then eat shit and die.

Casey Jones is number 1!

Holy shit. Just imagining you saying that seriously is hilarious.

You like Casey Jones? FUCK CASEY JONES! I'll take that god damn cocksucker and steal his retarded ass baseball bat and play ball with his mother-fucking brains after I splatter his skull open like a five-pound watermelon on the fourth of July!!!1!1!1!11!!1!

No seriously, the TMNT are the best. Especially their movies.

[Latrinsorm]

I don't even remember the Rat King.

[peam]

That's because you're not a fan, hence you're removed from the argument.

You guys should see the conversation Hulkein and I are having.

No seriously, the TMNT are the best. Especially their movies.

"It's Quiet..." - "A little too quiet..."

"Look! It's Raffy!" - "A little too Raffy..."

C'mon, Mike was comedic genius...

[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

[peam]

Mike was awful. He was nothing but a hook for stupid 6 year olds. Any kid with intelligence saw through that.

The real politics of power in TMNT came down to the villains. We all realized it was the Jews who controlled the Turtles' victories, and should the villains have the thumb of the ZOG removed from them, they would dominate and destroy the turtles.

[Snapp]

You guys have me havin major flashbacks of being a 10 year old. Rat King was definitely a personal fave.. and I thought Krang was a little creepy. Beebop and Rocksteady were awesome too. Baxter just annoyed me, I wanted him to die often.

[TheEschaton]

Man, the movies were kick ass. What about that second movie, where the Asian guy has to remove all the ornaments from the thing without making a noise, just to be one of Shredder's stupid ass HENCHMEN?!?!?

Come on, we all know henchmen are stupid, as per the 100 ways to be an effective evil ruler, as posted by Artha at some point.


-TheE-

[Hulkein]

Here's a slight alteration to peams.

#5 - Sorry Leatherface you got dropped out of the top five. Apparently the ACLU got involved and demanded a retarded and jaundice looking Slash be placed at number five. He might not look as physically tough as Slash, but if this guy gives you an open wound good luck with the infection and subsequent diseases.
http://www.h4x.co.uk/up/unknown1.JPG

#4 - Rat King
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2035.jpg

#3 - Rafael after boot camp.
http://www.h4x.co.uk/up/rafaelmilitary.JPG

#2 - Rocksteady - What is that on his belt? The latest theory is below -

http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/b0/55/48_1_b.JPG
Scientist 1: I seriously think Rocksteady was probably the most badass dude there.
Scientist 1: He's a fucking Rhino.
Scientist 2: with grenades
Scientist 2: and urban colored camo
Scientist 2: or are those shells?
Scientist 2: i'm just gonna convince myself that they are grenades
Scientist 1: Turtle shell grenades.
Scientist 2: except he fucks shit up so bad he never has to use them
Scientist 1: no doubt
Scientist 2: so he hollowed them out just to eat the gunpowder
Scientist 2: with a side of crushed glass
Scientist 1: those were his self-destruction mechanisms.
Scientist 1: there was never any doubt he'd never use them, though.
Scientist 1: further analyzation reveals the manhole cover he comes with was, in fact, his toilet paper.
Scientist 1: I bet Rocksteady made BeBop give him a daily hummer.
Scientist 1: And made him wear makeup and shit.

#1 - Casey Jones - He single handedly caused dental premiums to rise exponentially due to the fact that he fucks up people in the chops with his goaly stick if they so much as glance at him the wrong way.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/2027.jpg

Edited because that sneaky bastard the rat king tried to put his picture as number 1.

[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Hulkein]

[peam]

With the theory we derived on Rocksteady, grenades, eating glass, and making BeBop wear makeup and give hummers, I approve of bumping him up a few spots. The Rat King not being #1 is a travesy though.

[longshot]

I hated Michaelangelo.

I was embarrassed every time he spoke, even though I was a little kid.

X, thanks for this thread.

It brought back a lot of good memories.

[DianaBanana]

Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja rap!

I know you all love Vanilla Ice! :lol:

[Xcalibur]

I think, like most cartoons, that TMNT had a life like the 4 seasons.. Bear with me if my timing is a bit wrong:

Spring:TMNT's on, poor graphics. With only shredder and his bad boys.

Summer: New cartoons, new buddies (rabid, Krang (small brain), bla bla bla

FAll: Movies 1-2. People loves it

Winter: too much changes, new other cartoons, people desert em.

Vanilla Ice was gay (not sexually speaking)

[Makkah]

Shiiiiiiiit. When you fools gonna learn?!

#4 - The Rat King. Cool. Foul... but he looks like a mummy. Totally pimp.
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/OtherBoyToys/Images/TMNT89RatKing.jpg

#3 - Needlenose. What's better than a gigantic mutant mosquito flying around with the turtles on his back?
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/4255/tmnt-needle.JPG

#2 - Usagi Yojimbo. Is he a rabbit? Hell yes. Does he kick ass? Hell yes.
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/OtherBoyToys/Images/TMNT89UsagiYojimbo.jpg

#1 - Master Splinter. Nuff said.
http://www.treasuresntoys.com/tmnt%20splinter%20moc.jpg

rht

[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Makkah]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Makkah
Shiiiiiiiit. When you fools gonna learn?!


Probably about the same time the little red-X's are replaced with pictures.

[Wezas]

Knew I had a turtle pic somewhere around here.

After the Spawned Ninja took out Pierat, Don had to take out the Ninja.

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/turtle.jpg

We really should start a MS paint thread here. I promise not to make any more pictures of Omens eating a sandwich.

[Makkah]

<<Probably about the same time the little red-X's are replaced with pictures.>>

Riiiiiight.


rht

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Makkah
<<Probably about the same time the little red-X's are replaced with pictures.>>

Riiiiiight.


rht


[Edited on 4-21-2004 by Makkah]


Riiiiiiight.

[Makkah]

Your point? My post was to relay how retarded of a response yours was. You then followed it with another lame rebuttal. Give it up, kid.

rht

[Hulkein]

bump

[Snapp]

bump again..


>
Brave Adventurer Questing:

Caseyjones

[Hulkein]

Does he come with a goaly stick?

[Latrinsorm]

Naginata looks kinda like a hockey stick.

[TheEschaton]

I think this thread has been an abject failure for X, he originally wanted to bash TMNT. This is what you get, you stupid French Canadian bastard!

-TheE-

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
I think this thread has been an abject failure for X, he originally wanted to bash TMNT. This is what you get, you stupid French Canadian bastard!I'm reasonably certain you won't be on the winning team in the foreseeable future. Just so you know. :D

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
I think this thread has been an abject failure for X, he originally wanted to bash TMNT. This is what you get, you stupid French Canadian bastard!

-TheE-


I read the whole thread and I can confirm that I won in what I wanted.

Nobody saids they were STILL listening to that crap cartoons.

People are talking about TMNT in 1990, not those newish that came out in either 2003 or 2004.

Reedition or whatever you call it.

Latrinsorm, you bet on it, he won't EVER be in our winning team.

:D

[Hulkein]

....

bump

[Latrinsorm]

I made a "Casey Jones" in No Mercy. He kicks ass, but no hockey stick or single shoulder pad thing. Alas.