This weeks letter to my boss.

[Delias]

Nothing to see here.

[Parkbandit]

Is it "Be as queer as you can at work week" and no one told me?

[Delias]

Is it "Be as queer as you can at work week" and no one told me?

I'm pretty sure you're as queer as you can be, anyway.

[Gan]

Is there a point to this thread?

[CrystalTears]

You could have put this in the Open Letters thread so as not to waste as much space.

[Delias]

Sorry, I guess I didn't realize how much space this thread was taking up. My bad. Moderator, please remove this thread.

[Parkbandit]

I wish I quoted the OP.. it was a potpourri of how to be a flaming gay in the workplace.

"Oh boss, I love how you yell at me and call me names. It makes my heart happy when you grind your sole on my face"

Christ, I don't blame you for deleting it. Don't worry, you hop back into the closet and we'll forget this ever happened.

[Cephalopod]

Does this make two threads Delias has started and then self-censored a few minutes/hours later?

[CrystalTears]

Does this make two threads Delias has started and then self-censored a few minutes/hours later?
Looks that way.

[Liagala]

Christ, I don't blame you for deleting it. Don't worry, you hop back into the closet and we'll forget this ever happened.
I blame him, and I won't forget it happened. I hate coming across self-censored threads too late. Delias, put it back. This is the PC, we're assholes. Don't take it too seriously. I happen to think you're pretty amusing*, and I want to see what this letter was.





*I'll probably still make fun of you if it's really dumb

[diethx]

I blame him, and I won't forget it happened. I hate coming across self-censored threads too late. Delias, put it back. This is the PC, we're assholes. Don't take it too seriously. I happen to think you're pretty amusing*, and I want to see what this letter was.





*I'll probably still make fun of you if it's really dumb

Seconded.

[Nieninque]

I blame him, and I won't forget it happened.

I blame PB. It's not like this was out of the blue. He has track record for deleting his rants and PB should have not been such a thoughtless, self-centred bastard and considered other people who didnt get there before him.

Bastard.

[Cephalopod]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the blame sits squarely on PB's shoulders for not quoting the OP. God dammit.

[Showal]

Does this make two threads Delias has started and then self-censored a few minutes/hours later?

Sometimes he doesn't censor threads that he starts that probably should have been deleted immediately:


I think one of my favorite parts about hanging out in small towns, is I'm usually the coolest fuckin guy there. I mean, chicagoland is so populated that my moderate level of awesomeness only goes so far, but out in the less populated small towns, the value of being moderately awesome increases exponentially.

Also, this post might be entirely a sign of delerium, because I am fucking exhausted from the weekend and then driving home and now working overnight. Only 6 more hours or so to go... wooooooo...

[CrystalTears]

Sometimes he doesn't censor threads that he starts that probably should have been deleted immediately:
:lol:

[4a6c1]

lol @ Delias.

[Warriorbird]

PB should've done a better job of punishing the typist.

[Parkbandit]

I blame PB. It's not like this was out of the blue. He has track record for deleting his rants and PB should have not been such a thoughtless, self-centred bastard and considered other people who didnt get there before him.

Bastard.

I can give a synopsis of the OP:


Boo hoo, whoa is me. My boss is mean. I wish I didn't have a penis. I hate vaginas. Did I mention how mean my boss is? I want to show him how I can be passive aggressive, so read this, you meanie, poopie head!

[CrystalTears]

Yeah it was just whining. It didn't even state why the boss was disliked or what prompted the "letter" in the first place. It really would have fit better in the Open Letters thread (although I'm sure he would have been mocked there too).

[AnticorRifling]

I make fun of people for posting dumb shit.

I post some dumb shit.

I delete dumb shit so I don't get made fun of because I'm the sensitive.

You did the above, you should have stopped before step one or after step two. Step three is where you lose.

[Delias]

It was actually a joking letter written in mangled english about my overwhelming homosexual crush on my boss. I thought it was funny as hell.... but then again it was another post made at the tail end of a long night, and I have learned to regret those often enough that I just deleted it.