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11-20-2010, 03:54 PM

http://www.zendada.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/111910pockets.jpg

Items in my pockets on workdays:

Manager key card key chain with 1GB drive and mini Sharpie
Car keys
Bic 537RT Gel Point black ink pen
Wine key
Business card holder
Chivas Regal money clip with drivers license, credit card and insurance card
Altoids Small cinnamon breath fresheners
Fossil Black Skeleton watch
Verizon Blitz cell phone strictly for calls and text

Enitocin

11-20-2010, 04:05 PM

dude you have a lot of shit in your pocket.
Wallet, keys, cell phone.

HouseofElves

11-20-2010, 04:15 PM

Dog kibble...I just got ready to take my puppy for a walk. >.>

Drevihyin

11-20-2010, 04:18 PM

Lint

Asha

11-20-2010, 04:21 PM

Just be sure no potential clients see the card case when giving them a card.

Delias

11-20-2010, 07:40 PM

4a6c1

11-20-2010, 07:53 PM

Cellphone. Work Cellphone. Master keys. Dispatch radio. mini steno.

I'm at work.

Mighty Nikkisaurus

11-20-2010, 08:24 PM

Nothing. I'm wearing yoga pants.

My purse is pretty much a survival kit though, complete with tobasco sauce.

4a6c1

11-20-2010, 08:31 PM

lol awesome purse

Makkah

11-20-2010, 08:33 PM

http://rashiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/franti-spearhead.jpg

A spool of thread.

Stanley Burrell

11-20-2010, 11:03 PM

Nic gum.

Delias

11-20-2010, 11:43 PM

http://imgur.com/i1ChLl.jpg

Stanley Burrell

11-20-2010, 11:46 PM

http://imgur.com/i1ChLl.jpg

LOOK OUT!!!!1:

http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/hleon/2010/08/14/carnie.jpg

Paradii

11-20-2010, 11:50 PM

My hand and my penis.

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11-21-2010, 02:16 AM

I am confident that the items I carry on any given day will give me an advantage if there is a zombie apocalypse. For example...

The manager’s key card and keys with 1gb thumb drive and mini sharpie alone has many uses. The key card itself may activate many useful systems that are still running on back up generators. Or, could be used to open locks without keys. The keys themselves may open other locks. The 1gb drive could be used to carry passwords of systems through a network or to store blueprints of hideout buildings or schematics for weapon systems.

The pen will be necessary to communicate and document the ordeal. The phone itself will be useless but the memory card will save all the contacts until society can rise from the ashes. I could contact anyone who survived.

The mints while seemingly useless could provide vital stimulus through lean times and in a pinch with a little radioactive water could make a mean ass pepper spray. The tin itself could house the memory chip from the phone to protect it from radiation.

That particular watch has no battery and relies on movement so I would always have accurate time without the internet.

The wine key? Need I say more?

Fallen

11-21-2010, 02:26 AM

No one else is not wearing pants?

iJin

11-21-2010, 04:30 AM

Pics for proof, Fallen.

And in my pockets, I carry:
iPhone in the left.
Keys to house, car, and store in the right.
Dr.Pepper lip balm.

Latrinsorm

11-21-2010, 05:28 PM

What has it got in its pocketses? Oh we guess, we guess, my precious.

Keys, cell phone, pocketknife (non-Elfish), wallet, Kleenex, and a piece of paper on which I had scribbled some very important thoughts very late last night.

Asha

11-21-2010, 05:53 PM

Two coins totalling 15 cents one is not a nickle.

Hips

11-21-2010, 05:55 PM

Nothing at the moment, since I'm wearing pajama pants (Darth Vader fleece ones, omgawesome).

Normally I carry all my stuff in my purse, not in my pockets.

Latrinsorm

11-21-2010, 06:03 PM

Two coins totalling 15 cents one is not a nickle.Man, in thirteen years when Scrubs hits the British airwaves you are going to be so psyched about this post.

Paradii

11-21-2010, 06:15 PM

A penny and a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly twenty nine cents.

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11-21-2010, 07:02 PM

Well, this thread tanked. But, there are a couple of saving grace posts.

Nothing. I'm wearing yoga pants.

Nothing at the moment, since I'm wearing pajama pants (Darth Vader fleece ones, omgawesome).

I showed you mine. Pics or it didn’t happen!

Kuyuk

11-21-2010, 10:16 PM

Drivers license, Bank card, car keys, cell phone.

Back

11-21-2010, 10:36 PM

Just be sure no potential clients see the card case when giving them a card.

Hey now it has a nice patina.

Makkah

11-21-2010, 10:43 PM

also lol @ money clips

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11-21-2010, 11:03 PM

also lol @ money clips

Ok Mr. Bulging leather wallet full of important things.

Cephalopod

11-21-2010, 11:07 PM

For years, I used to lol at money clips. Then the other day, I was in the grocery store and laughed at this 'as seen on TV' slim money clip, with one side for cash and one side for cards. I bought it for like $3 on a whim, and I immediately wondered why I hadn't bought something like this years ago. I love it. Fuck you.

Back

11-21-2010, 11:11 PM

Time for Black Ops.

Drew

11-21-2010, 11:53 PM

You carry your wristwatch in your pocket?

Stanley Burrell

11-22-2010, 02:55 AM

Nicotine gum. And a granola bar.

Stanley Burrell

11-22-2010, 02:56 AM

You carry your wristwatch in your pocket?

Pocket watch.

Ugh. Sorry.

AnticorRifling

11-22-2010, 07:59 AM

Knife, wallet, keys.

g++

11-22-2010, 08:28 AM

Candy!

Kyra231

11-22-2010, 10:46 AM

Various pieces of debris from the park that my 16 month old decided to pick up & I promptly asked him if I could have it. Out of sight, out of mind.

My purse is full of everything I(or the herd) might need while out & about though, I think it weighs about 25 lbs...also serves as a ranged weapon :D

Androidpk

11-22-2010, 10:48 AM

My wallet, keys, blackberry, sunglasses, smokes, lighter, and 2 quarters (stay away Sean!.)

Stanley Burrell

11-22-2010, 11:04 AM

Eh, let's see now:

Wallet. Keys. Receipt. Receipt. Radio codes. Radio to Dispatch. 10 Million Scovilles in an atomizer.

Nic gum, original yellow.

AnticorRifling

11-22-2010, 11:44 AM

Knife.

Gnome Rage

11-22-2010, 01:23 PM

8 dollars in my pants pocket. balance bar wrapper in my sweatshirt pocket.

teh purse has a computer charger, wallet, mints, empty cigarette box, lighter aandd a pen.

CrystalTears

11-22-2010, 01:30 PM

Work ID badge, flash drive, iPhone

Sean

11-22-2010, 02:08 PM

Wallet/Money Clip although the metal hinge for clip broke off, phone, loose change, house key, car key.

iJin

11-22-2010, 02:43 PM

Keys, 12-pack of Dr.Pepper, iPhone, my life.

Parkbandit

11-22-2010, 02:46 PM

Knife, wallet, keys.

And phone (on a clip on my belt).

If you are carrying much more than that, you are doing it wrong.

Rinualdo

11-22-2010, 02:52 PM

Wallet, keys, LCP, ID badges

Makkah

11-22-2010, 03:34 PM

This has to be the god damn dumbest thread ever.

AnticorRifling

11-22-2010, 03:36 PM

I think there was one about hero's journey.

Enitocin

11-22-2010, 03:41 PM

Keys, 12-pack of Dr.Pepper, iPhone, my life.

you posted twice in this thread saying the same thing you whore.

CrystalTears

11-22-2010, 03:50 PM

I think she's drunk today.

Enitocin

11-22-2010, 04:08 PM

I think she's drunk today.

mondays suck. good day to drink.

Back

11-22-2010, 04:22 PM

If you think I am bad look at how much some of these fags carry around.

Whats in your pockets on Flickr. (http://www.flickr.com/groups/62886501@N00/pool/with/4351473673/)

Asha

11-24-2010, 06:05 PM

Man, in thirteen years when Scrubs hits the British airwaves you are going to be so psyched about this post.

Hmm will have to look out for this show you speak of.

ViridianAsp

11-25-2010, 12:11 AM

in back pocket my leopard print walled I've had since I was like 16. in my right my samsung reclaim phone (the plastic is made from corn!!!), in my left my keys and some sparkly pink lip gloss.

I don't like purses, whenever I use one it just gets filled with useless junk and change, so by the end of like two months the thing weighs ten pounds.