Your clinical/psychiatric maladies. Share them!

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, just got back from another Dr.'s appointment. Nothing better to do than, naturally, than make a list of my current (known) illness(es).

I'll start:

Mental:

1) Addictive personality disorder. Therapy.
2) Moderate OCD. Therapy.
3) Severe anxiety. Therapy.
4) PTSD. Therapy.
5) Multi-phobic personality. Therapy.
6) Social avoidance (social avoidance personality disorder). Untreated.

Physical:

1) Plantar foot warts. Severe. Untreated.
2) 21 HDL. (100 LDL though :shrug:) Untreated.
3) Angina. Untreated.
4) Palpitations. Untreated.
5) Muscle cramps (peripheral neurological pathology). Untreated.
6) Tremor. Treated.
7) Night blindness. Treated.

[CrystalTears]

Why would we want to share this?

[Asha]

I suffer from being awesome. Untreated of course

[Stanley Burrell]

Why would we want to share this?

Fuck if I know. Fuck if I know who "we" is either. We'll see. Or won't. Abject boredom.

[4a6c1]

I'm a gay man in a womans body. But its ok I got Jesus.

(sorry for not contributing.)

[Methais]

7) Night blindness. Treated.

You paid money to find out that you can't see in the dark?

Also...


1) Addictive personality disorder. Therapy.
2) Moderate OCD. Therapy.
3) Severe anxiety. Therapy.
4) PTSD. Therapy.
5) Multi-phobic personality. Therapy.

It appears the first entry is true, and that you are addicted to therapy. :)

[Stanley Burrell]

You paid money to find out that you can't see in the dark?

Nah, it's covered. Still being fully covered. I have 20/10 and 20/15 in my eyeballs. I'm alpha'd and β carotene'd up, with some retinal thrown in for good measure, but you actually need an ophthalmologist instead of an optometrist to treat actual eyeball issues.

Covered though.

Anyway, glad everyone else is Chuck Norris.

[Showal]

Physical:

1) Plantar foot warts. Severe. Untreated.
2) 21 HDL. (100 LDL though :shrug:) Untreated.
3) Angina. Untreated.
4) Palpitations. Untreated.
5) Muscle cramps (peripheral neurological pathology). Untreated.
6) Tremor. Treated.
7) Night blindness. Treated.

TAKE SOME FISH OIL

[Stanley Burrell]

TAKE SOME FISH OIL

You buying? http://www.omax3.com/store/

[Showal]

You buying? http://www.omax3.com/store/

YOU buy.

http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp;jsessionid=3KQX3SY2P1UDECQUC4WVAFQK CQL1AUNE?fromCatId=cat10049&id=CL-1938

[Showal]

OH wait ... werent you supposed to heal your foot using henna?

[Stanley Burrell]

OH wait ... werent you supposed to heal your foot using henna?

First, my good man, lol.

That - and it got to the point where treatment was so frustrating that I didn't give a fuck. Like my middle finger was stuck. And I was waving it at everybody screaming "I suck."

[Showal]

Go to Home Depot, find the strongest pressure washer you can and blast the shit out of the warts at point blank. I'll come over and do it for you. You just can't pussy out half way through.

When we're done, we'll sprinkle some henna all over that shitty bloody foot and pray to fucking Mecca 5 times in a row because we're amazing, like fucking doctors

[Gnome Rage]

I'm sure I have some psychological disorder or something but...

3 Lypompas, back and stomach. (Surgery for one coming up)
Hypothyroidism (treated, if I take my medicine)

Then all the things that come along with my hypothyroidism, thin skin, thin hair, temperature sensitivity, weak/brittle nails blah blah blah blah blah.


you are far more fucked up than I and I hope you get all the treatment/therapy you need dear.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm sure I have some psychological disorder or something but...

3 Lypompas, back and stomach. (Surgery for one coming up)
Hypothyroidism (treated, if I take my medicine)

Then all the things that come along with my hypothyroidism, thin skin, thin hair, temperature sensitivity, weak/brittle nails blah blah blah blah blah.


you are far more fucked up than I and I hope you get all the treatment/therapy you need dear.

A periodontist and oncologist got rid of my oncogenous gum tissue, so, all is well with the cosmos.

[Gnome Rage]

Well, I hope Jupiter and Mars align for the rest of your problems?

[Stanley Burrell]

I dunno. Not sure what planetary alignment I need to pray for to get the painkillers, again, that I scored after they grafted a big ass chunk of my palette to my gums after knifing out the cancer.

[Jorddyn]

See avatar.

[Showal]

Stan, where did you inherit such a magnificant genome?

[Stanley Burrell]

See avatar.

Wait, seriously? If so, what category and positive or negative feedback symptoms?

[Stanley Burrell]

Stan, where did you inherit such a magnificant genome?

The Internet (edit: should read as GemStone).

[Showal]

The positive symptoms are always cooler.

[Stanley Burrell]

The positive symptoms are always cooler.

Positive response means the individual is O.K. with the clown standing in the corner whereas negative means it drives them nutso. I blame the henna.

[Jorddyn]

Wait, seriously? If so, what category and positive or negative feedback symptoms?


Seriously? There's something wrong with my fucking head, but I don't want to get help because then I'd have to face it. I figure sooner or later it'll culminate in me hiding under my desk at work and I'll have to do something.

So I went all WebMD, picked something that matched a lot of my symptoms, and attached it to this persona.

So no, I've not been diagnosed schizo.

[Jorddyn]

Positive response means the individual is O.K. with the clown standing in the corner whereas negative means it drives them nutso.


I'm totally ok with the clown in the corner. Except I don't have visual hallucinations.

I am at times convinced, however, that I'm functionally retarded and my parents pay my boss to keep me employed.

[Amber]

I have an idiopathic auto-immune disorder. Basically, my immune system doesn't recognize self vs non-self anymore and is trying to destroy my body. After months of testing and treatments, we've managed to rule out a plethora of things that aren't causing it, but can't figure out what is.

[Stanley Burrell]

Seriously? There's something wrong with my fucking head, but I don't want to get help because then I'd have to face it. I figure sooner or later it'll culminate in me hiding under my desk at work and I'll have to do something.

So I went all WebMD, picked something that matched a lot of my symptoms, and attached it to this persona.

So no, I've not been diagnosed schizo.

Oh. Well, economic woes may force the DSM to converge Axis I and II so if you want to be extra unique, you need to choose schizoid, schizotypal or schizophrenic. Coin toss to decide on the three.


I have an idiopathic auto-immune disorder. Basically, my immune system doesn't recognize self vs non-self anymore and is trying to destroy my body. After months of testing and treatments, we've managed to rule out a plethora of things that aren't causing it, but can't figure out what is.

Sjögren's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sj%C3%B6gren's_syndrome).

[Androidpk]

I'm taking celexa. That's about it for me.

[Jorddyn]

Oh. Well, economic woes may force the DSM to converge Axis I and II so if you want to be extra unique, you need to choose schizoid, schizotypal or schizophrenic. Coin toss to decide on the three.


They really need just a general "can't stand my own brain" disorder, though I can't imagine that a brainectomy would have the results I'd really like.

[Cephalopod]

This thread seems like a cry for help.

[Warriorbird]

I had four alcoholic grandparents. Now I have three.

I'm allergic to mold and Pinesol.

[Gnome Rage]

I talk in my sleep, that is considered a psychological disorder in some cases.

[Stanley Burrell]

This thread seems like a cry for help.

Hold on, lemme do that popular image-linking thing people do on electronic bulletin boards to stick to their guns and disprove you. And stuff. One sec:






















http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt40/RAWR_331/huge_emo.gif

[diethx]

Pretty sure my gallbladder needs to come out. Otherwise, i'm good.

[Warriorbird]

I'm pretty sure SB's already done his cry for help threads anyways. They were much more sordid.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm pretty sure SB's already done his cry for help threads anyways. They were much more sordid.

Yeah, this is sort of a little bit of attention whoring, snerting, boredom. And mostly that I'm fascinated by pathology.

And the tears of unfathomable sadness.

[Latrinsorm]

I had four alcoholic grandparents. Now I have three.Was one cured by Jesus?
Hypothyroidism (treated, if I take my medicine)TAKE (YOUR) DRUGS.

[Delias]

Well, at my last psych evaluation they told me that despite the depression and anxiety that since I didn't seem likely to hurt either myself or others, I was free to go. They really wanted me to keep seeing them, but as per my "I really don't like paying doctors" rule, I didn't. I may or may not have ulcerative collitis, but I am still debating whether or not I want to pay a doctor to shove a tube in my ass.

I am currently undecided as to whether I am a hypochondriac or if the few doctors I have seen recently are just utterly incompetent. The last doctor I saw prescribed me naproxen for my knee as opposed to actually doing his job, and told me to come back in a month if it still hurt. Well, I'm not going back to that asshole, but that knee clicks when I walk now. Not sure if it's related, but I think it is safe to assume it is.

My routine with doctors seems to be, I show up, they tell me to go home and wait and see if my symptoms go away, and then ask me to pay them. I only go in the first place when my family convinces me I should. Fuckers, all of them.

I am allergic to penicillin, I definitely have the gene for alcoholism, and I am near-sighted as fuck. My vision is 20/200. I see very well in the dark, but not very far without my glasses or contacts. I currently have a chest cold.

All in all I think some acantha leaves and basal moss would fix me up alright.

ETA: At least well enough to get back to town.

[Sam]

Wow. This thread makes me feel prosperous.

[NocturnalRob]

Wow. This thread makes me feel prosperous.
So you suffer from hilarious delusions of grandeur? Untreated.

[Sam]

fuck. i'm going to be like SB in a matter of months.

[Rinualdo]

I'm sure I have some psychological disorder or something but...


Its called Attentionus whorus irritatinous with an acute case of no valuem addeum.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hypothyroidism (treated, if I take my medicine)
Then all the things that come along with my hypothyroidism, thin skin, thin hair, temperature sensitivity, weak/brittle nails blah blah blah blah blah.

^ This. I used to have the super-low heart rate thing, which was initially caught my doctor's attention.

[Gnome Rage]

Nikki! I never see you post <3 I miss yew and love you.

Eric! I'm about to take my pills, provided they're not expired by now. If they are, well then I have to wait until Wednesday next week so I have money to pay for new ones.

[RichardCranium]

First, my good man, lol.

That - and it got to the point where treatment was so frustrating that I didn't give a fuck. Like my middle finger was stuck. And I was waving it at everybody screaming "I suck."


I can't rep from my phone so I'll just add "IIIIIII sssssuck!"

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Nikki! I never see you post <3 I miss yew and love you.

Eric! I'm about to take my pills, provided they're not expired by now. If they are, well then I have to wait until Wednesday next week so I have money to pay for new ones.

It's a combination of work, school, and Reddit. D:

[Abilene]

There's a penis growing in my belly. Untreated.

[NocturnalRob]

There's a penis growing in my belly. Untreated.
I have the same thing in my pants dozens of times a day.

[Stanley Burrell]

Someone else here must watch those shows of operations being performed.

Or.

[4a6c1]

Or.

Hulu.

Where.

There are dozens of available crap shows from alway and forever available to infinity and beyond.

[Paradii]

I have the same thing in my anus dozens of times a day.

Yep. We know.

[NocturnalRob]

Yep. We know.
I wasn't talking about your mom's tongue.

[Paradii]

I wasn't talking about your mom's tongue.

My mom isn't a man.

[NocturnalRob]

My mom isn't a man.
My dick in her pussy cleared that up for me.

[Fallen]

I have Rampant Caffeine Addiction or RCA, which I keep in check with Massive amounts of Caffeine, aka Monster BFCs.

http://angryjuliemonday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Monster-BFC.jpg

[Warriorbird]

Was one cured by Jesus?

Well, if 'cured by Jesus' is the new euphemism for death, then yes.

Most alcoholics from the 'greatest generation' are never 'cured.'

[NocturnalRob]

Most alcoholics from the 'greatest generation' are never 'cured.'
There is no cure for alcoholism. So...

[Warriorbird]

There is no cure for alcoholism. So...

Notice the ' and the '.

Sadly they're not curly.

I love alcohol. Several portions of the family produce it. I have to be very careful of it.

[NocturnalRob]

I ignore all non-curly slashes. I get along well with ~ and ( and ).

I thought you were referencing the Hey-Zeus cure. Not acknowledging the lack of cure. Well stated, sir!

And what's your family producing? Moonshine or something I may imbibe on a slightly more regular basis?

[Warriorbird]

I ignore all non-curly slashes. I get along well with ~ and ( and ).

I thought you were referencing the Hey-Zeus cure. Not acknowledging the lack of cure. Well stated, sir!

And what's your family producing? Moonshine or something I may imbibe on a slightly more regular basis?

The winery's less under our actual production control than it once was. Whereas once I'd recommend almost all of it, now I actually only favor some of the sweet wines.

NOTE: The festival is still all ours though. I pitch PC people free tickets or free tasting at it sometimes.

http://www.rebecwinery.com/

The Hungarian side is involved in the production of Zwack Cherry (not the iconic, bitter, Jager-like original).

http://www.holidaywinecellar.com/p-6444-pecsetes-zwack-cherry-brandy.aspx

We're pretty good friends with the local moonshiners in Amherst/Piney River though. They like us. Legal alcohol removes some of the attention from them.

My uncle (by marriage) has some small involvement with

http://www.thebrewersart.com/

EDIT:

Clarity

[4a6c1]

Holy crap Barack means apricot. Goddamn goddamn that is the coolest random tidbit ever.

[4a6c1]

"President Apricot, they are waiting for your statement on the apples and the oranges."

[Warriorbird]

It's a damn fine palinka. And it's pronounced Ba-ROT-Sk.

[Grothmag]

I like the part where we talk about how we all drink too much. I drink too much. My liver is going to implode.

[Abilene]

I like the part where we talk about how we all drink too much. I drink too much. My liver is going to implode.

So, stop drinking. TA-DA, that will be $500, I do not accept BCBS.

Treated.

[NocturnalRob]

So, stop drinking. TA-DA, that will be $500, I do not accept BCBS.
United?

[4a6c1]

It's a damn fine palinka. And it's pronounced Ba-ROT-Sk.

Say it slow and purrr.

bwahahaha

[radamanthys]

I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. It has its upsides and downsides.

Otherwise, I'm just as mildly retarded as anyone in their mid 20s.

[NocturnalRob]

I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. It has its upsides and downsides.
What type?

[Stanley Burrell]

I have Rampant Caffeine Addiction or RCA, which I keep in check with Massive amounts of Caffeine, aka Monster BFCs.

http://angryjuliemonday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Monster-BFC.jpg

Shit. Yeah, caffeine addiction here (it's penciled down in statistical diagnoses in the bane-of-Scientology book). Fucking ree-dick-you-luss nicotine consumption (gum and lozenges). I'm going to have Guinness Record hypersomnia when I decide to quit them cold turkey (only frickin' way I can quit).

[Asha]

I'm probably addicted to codeine (nerve injury) but I will be taking it for the foreseeable future so it's not really a problem yet.
Mirtazapine for dysmorphia and alcohol for weekend fun.
I prefer Relentless Berry to Monster. Monster tastes like shit.

[NocturnalRob]

Four Loko, yo

[Back]

So, after years of hard smoking and drinking I’ve gotten the checkup for guys my age and the doc says “lucky you are a functioning alcoholic”.

I get pains in my right lung at night when I sleep in a certain position and he says don’t sleep in that position. By the way, have you seen this mole on your back? And I’m like, uh, I can’t see my back.

Then he tells me a story about how in Sri Lanka they still practice electro-shock therapy for depression. We chuckle and he explains... if you thought your life was bad? Get an electro-shock and things seem peachy real quick.

Anyway, I actually ask for an xray because I am convinced I have lung cancer and he says ok. I get the xray and nothing conclusive. Yet I still have the pain.

Everything else with me is fine. Livers fine, blood pressure fine, eyesight, earsight, in hindsight, fine. I asked for a cat scan of my chest because this pain is freaky. Mainly only when I sleep in a certain position.

Anyway... to be continued.

[Asha]

I get pains in my right lung at night when I sleep in a certain position and he says don’t sleep in that position.

LOL

Almost a carbon copy of one of my favourite tommy cooper jokes.

[Sam]

You caffeine junkie ever try pills? They can fuck your stomach up (as in, give you the shits... i don't know about real damage) but if you just break them up and just take like 50mg at a time throughout the morning/day, it's not too bad.. Much more cost effective than energy drinks, and no sugar.

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Jet-Alert-100-MG-Each-Caffeine-Tab-120-Count-B001QVCWSK-M.jpg

shit's like $3 at walmart... and more caffeine than 100 Monsters.

ps. i'm not a bot (http://forum.gsplayers.com/ps.%20i%27m%20not%20a%20bot)

[Abilene]

Four Loko, yo

That's getting banned... because people can't handle caffeine & alcohol mixed together. Upon banning this, no one will ever know how to have caffeine with alcohol again.


Edit: Ever. Thank you Government for protecting us!

[AnticorRifling]

I've got a chemical addiction to oyxgen.

[Cephalopod]

I've got a chemical addiction to oyxgen.

You know what happens when you try to break that addiction?

Firestorm Killa.

[Showal]

You know what happens when you try to break that addiction?

Firestorm Killa.

hahahahahahahahaha

[Warriorbird]

You know what happens when you try to break that addiction?

Firestorm Killa.

Oh shit! It's all FKed up now!

[Rinualdo]

Oh shit! It's all FKed up now!

Consequences will never be the same.

[4a6c1]

You caffeine junkie ever try pills? They can fuck your stomach up (as in, give you the shits... i don't know about real damage) but if you just break them up and just take like 50mg at a time throughout the morning/day, it's not too bad.. Much more cost effective than energy drinks, and no sugar.

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Jet-Alert-100-MG-Each-Caffeine-Tab-120-Count-B001QVCWSK-M.jpg

shit's like $3 at walmart... and more caffeine than 100 Monsters.

ps. i'm not a bot (http://forum.gsplayers.com/ps.%20i%27m%20not%20a%20bot)

I would not take those. I might just have a weak stomach but they always made me puke. Which was OKAYLOL except that it was not controllable like bulemia (bwahahaha). I would take a pill. Drink some water and be sick within 30 minutes. Anywhere. Sick. On shoes? Sick. Driving a car? Sick. Yeah dont. :no:

[NocturnalRob]

I would not take those.
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

[g++]

You caffeine junkie ever try pills? They can fuck your stomach up (as in, give you the shits... i don't know about real damage) but if you just break them up and just take like 50mg at a time throughout the morning/day, it's not too bad.. Much more cost effective than energy drinks, and no sugar.

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Jet-Alert-100-MG-Each-Caffeine-Tab-120-Count-B001QVCWSK-M.jpg

shit's like $3 at walmart... and more caffeine than 100 Monsters.

ps. i'm not a bot (http://forum.gsplayers.com/ps.%20i%27m%20not%20a%20bot)

Whats wrong with coffee?

[g++]

So, after years of hard smoking and drinking I’ve gotten the checkup for guys my age and the doc says “lucky you are a functioning alcoholic”.

I get pains in my right lung at night when I sleep in a certain position and he says don’t sleep in that position. By the way, have you seen this mole on your back? And I’m like, uh, I can’t see my back.

Then he tells me a story about how in Sri Lanka they still practice electro-shock therapy for depression. We chuckle and he explains... if you thought your life was bad? Get an electro-shock and things seem peachy real quick.

Anyway, I actually ask for an xray because I am convinced I have lung cancer and he says ok. I get the xray and nothing conclusive. Yet I still have the pain.

Everything else with me is fine. Livers fine, blood pressure fine, eyesight, earsight, in hindsight, fine. I asked for a cat scan of my chest because this pain is freaky. Mainly only when I sleep in a certain position.

Anyway... to be continued.


My friend had the same symptoms from a pulmonary embolism, went on blood thinners and stopped drinking. Not sure what he did after that cause I suddenly found him very boring for some reason right around that time.

I dont think sharp chest pain sleeping in a certain position is a symptom of lung cancer unless you are coughing up weird shit constantly as well. I would think you would mention that first though. If you do have lung cancer I think it would be a coincidence more than anything.

[4a6c1]

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

In a box with a fox!

[NocturnalRob]

In a box with a fox!
I'll get in your foxy box.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Then he tells me a story about how in Sri Lanka they still practice electro-shock therapy for depression. We chuckle and he explains... if you thought your life was bad? Get an electro-shock and things seem peachy real quick.

ECT is still used in the US. It's used to treat anxiety and depression, and related illness, and is particularly useful for people with a strong sensitivity to psychiatric drugs and anyone dealing with addiction issues and thus should not be given highly-addictive anti-anxiety pills, etc.

Pretty safe and effective, worst part is muscle soreness the day after since they pretty much just make you seize out.

I'd imagine in Sri-Lanka they don't give you muscle relaxants and knock your ass out before hand, though, and that would suck balls.

[4a6c1]

I'll get in your foxy box.

Sam I am do you like green eggs n ham?

[NocturnalRob]

Sam I am do you like green eggs n ham?
Hi, Sam. You've got the eggs. I've got the ham. Let's mix 'em up and see who likes what.

[Fallen]

You caffeine junkie ever try pills? They can fuck your stomach up (as in, give you the shits... i don't know about real damage) but if you just break them up and just take like 50mg at a time throughout the morning/day, it's not too bad.. Much more cost effective than energy drinks, and no sugar.

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Jet-Alert-100-MG-Each-Caffeine-Tab-120-Count-B001QVCWSK-M.jpg

shit's like $3 at walmart... and more caffeine than 100 Monsters.

ps. i'm not a bot (http://forum.gsplayers.com/ps.%20i%27m%20not%20a%20bot)

I've taken caffeine pills, yeah. They're good stuff. I haven't tried that particular brand, though.

[DCSL]

Mild social anxiety disorder, untreated because, as some posters can attest to, I hate talking about feelings. Especially mine. It only got diagnosed because my mother forced me into therapy until my late teens, when the shrinks started telling her, "She is not open to treatment at this time." Alcohol helps, as we've seen.

Endometriosis. I count it as untreated until they agree to take my uterus OUT, like I wanted in the first place.

[mgoddess]

Pretty safe and effective, worst part is muscle soreness the day after since they pretty much just make you seize out.
I know people who have had ECT... they say the worst part is the memory loss, and the reduced ability to remember new things.

For me, chronic illnesses:

Migraines - Ongoing treatment (drugs, avoiding triggers as much as possible)
GERD - Ongoing treatment (not eating certain foods)
Cholesterol - Being worked on(low HDL, high LDL, normal tri-glycerides)
Knees - Treated, and continuing exercises to make 'em even better
PTSD - Treated, with possibility something with school/work will trigger it back
Some semblance of dissociative-ness - my level of could be considered "normal", so I don't particularly consider it an "illness", though other people might.

Currently, also have a case of BV, which is being treated and almost gone (thank goodness).

[AnticorRifling]

My foot hurts.

[NocturnalRob]

My foot hurts.
Step 1: Get foot out of your mouth. If not applicable, see Step 2.
Step 2: Remove foot from your own ass.

[Sam]

I've taken caffeine pills, yeah. They're good stuff. I haven't tried that particular brand, though.

That's just the cheapest I've found.. I know there are some more expensive time-release capsules that are better on the stomach, but I don't have a weak stomach so I will just break them in half, if I remember. If not, it usually just means I'll be taking a shit on the clock that morning, which I'm totally cool with.

[diethx]

Pretty sure my gallbladder needs to come out. Otherwise, i'm good.

Strike that. Now I merely have a sore and stiff, distended with gas (CO2?) abdomen. Fucking pos organ couldn't wait 3 more weeks for me to be insured to need to come out.

Oh well, at least I have oxys.

[NocturnalRob]

Oh well, at least I have oxys.
if you need to make some money back to cover medical bills, you can always sell those to...I dunno...people

[diethx]

if you need to make some money back to cover medical bills, you can always sell those to...I dunno...people

lol I need them for my pain :(

[Keller]

lol I need them for my pain :(

Somebody's parents forgot to teach them how to share.

Shesh!

[diethx]

I'll share my costs with you! :D

[Keller]

I'll share my costs with you! :D

Touche

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm sure someone said it (I'm betting Rob), but I suffer terribly from moderate dongitus. It's the debilitating disease of having an average sized penis. My therapy is to trim up the mangrove, which creates the illusion that it's larger, boosting my ego and helping me to break down the mental barriers that were preventing me from drilling the maid.

Giggity.

Seriously though, I've been dating a house cleaner for about 6 months now and she's awesome.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I know people who have had ECT... they say the worst part is the memory loss, and the reduced ability to remember new things.

I've only had short-term memory loss and it hasn't impacted by ability to remember things over time. I just account for the short term memory thing by making like a retarded blonde and leaving myself notes. It pretty much goes away after the first 2 weeks following treatment.

[mgoddess]

<Neg Rep> Your... 11-18-2010 03:06 PM Bet your bitch ass is on disability too, fucking lowlife.

LMFAO... if you call being a full-time student "disability", sure?

[Asha]

I'm sure someone said it (I'm betting Rob), but I suffer terribly from moderate dongitus. It's the debilitating disease of having an average sized penis. My therapy is to trim up the mangrove, which creates the illusion that it's larger, boosting my ego and helping me to break down the mental barriers that were preventing me from drilling the maid.

Giggity.

Seriously though, I've been dating a house cleaner for about 6 months now and she's awesome.

Isn't average like 6 - 7 inches? Nothing wrong with that.
When I was a kid I asked my friend what to do if I couldn't give a girl an orgasm, his advice was ''who gives a fuck''.
Good advice.