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Lord Orbstar
11-12-2010, 06:23 AM
Took my daughters to the midnight show. That was a waste. The biggest plot question is "do we run or just stay here". All movie.
The ending is odd and unsatisfying.
the Lead actor is Milo from televisions "24". I kept praying for Jack Bauer to show up and save Milo's bitch ass. He never comes.
The special effects are cool.
I wanted all the women to die since they were either 1. whiney 2. skanky 3. whiney AND skanky.
Some dude sucks another dudes cock. Ya. I had to cover up my daughters eyes. They do not need to know about fags yet.
Milo has very hot abs. I almost turned gay, but the movie is bad enough I stayed straight.
Parkbandit
11-12-2010, 08:36 AM
Man, the PR for that movie was really, really bad. I don't know what it is.. but usually a movie about attacking space aliens and good special effects = me wanting to go. I have zero desire to see it. Maybe it's the lack of a big star, but the trailers were god awful. It seemed like they were just taking clips from the movie and not telling a mini-story about the movie.
AnticorRifling
11-12-2010, 08:42 AM
Didn't we already have Independence Day?
Lord Orbstar
11-12-2010, 10:39 AM
The trailers were the Good parts
Keller
11-12-2010, 10:49 AM
Skyline - where I had my first 3-way.
Fallen
11-12-2010, 10:56 AM
Yay for random gay sex in a movie.
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 11:47 AM
Some dude sucks another dudes cock. Ya. I had to cover up my daughters eyes. They do not need to know about fags yet
no mention of this anywhere in any review, although the movie is universally panned. big surprise...
Rinualdo
11-12-2010, 11:48 AM
Disappointing. There hasn't been a decent space-alien sci-fi shoot'emup movie in a while.
diethx
11-12-2010, 12:55 PM
The only thing cool-looking about this movie is that giant people-sucker at the end of the trailer. (not the gay blow jobs, although it's kinda funny that this movie has two people-suckers.)
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:03 PM
Disappointing. There hasn't been a decent space-alien sci-fi shoot'emup movie in a while.
Fortunately, you don't have to wait long for the next disappointment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_QZ1f-A8ec
Fallen
11-12-2010, 02:08 PM
Predators wasn't bad.
I saw it too and damn, did it suck. Its only two redeeming factors were the surprise gay blowjob that was hilarious and the fact that no matter what the characters did, they were FUCKED. I like it when the characters are just screwed to the wall. Other than that, the dialogue sucked, the plot holes were massive, and the storytelling and timing blew. Admittedly, I'll probably be one of the five people to download the DVD but that's 'cause I have no taste in movies.
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Admittedly, I'll probably be one of the five people to download the DVD but that's 'cause I have no taste in movies.
No, I will too.
1) It's free.
2) It's clearly an awful movie.
3) Fodder for a drunken, rainy weekend.
Going by what you've said this is exactly the sort of movie I would go see.
Going by what you've said this is exactly the sort of movie I would go see.
If you like shitty movies - like I do - then it'll be right up your alley.
AnticorRifling
11-12-2010, 02:43 PM
Going by what you've said this is exactly the sort of movie I would go see.
They had you at gay blowjob didn't they?
That's what sold it for Rob too.
Oh. Wanted to add, I think it would have made a much better comic book.
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:45 PM
They had you at gay blowjob didn't they?
That's what sold it for Rob too.
No. I was intrigued at that point. I was taken aback and slightly put off by the "skanky women" reference. But after the "hot abs" comment, I was totally back in.
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