Happy 235th Birthday

[AnticorRifling]

Happy Birthday Devil Dogs!

[Gnome Rage]

Yay Marine Corps birthday!

Lets get every Marine active or not a hooker. :)
Also, not one of those cheap hookers. I mean we should send them in cycles to the bunny ranch in Las Vegas or something.

[NocturnalRob]

Lets get every marine active or not a hooker. :)
Looks like your mouth is already full.

[Gnome Rage]

I can always spit to make room for more.

[Jace Solo]

^....wow....

[BriarFox]

Looks like your mouth is already full.

Oh, don't be so hard on her. She's cute and rolls with the punches.

[Gnome Rage]

This is Rob's way of telling my how much he loves me. Its cool

back to the Marine Corps Birthday!

http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/107644.jpg

[diethx]

This is Rob's way of telling my how much he loves me. Its cool

lol

[Liberi Fatali]

Happy Birthday Devil Dogs!

Admittedly, I've never heard of the Devil Dogs, but the "235th" birthday would date them before the Civil War, which makes me curious as to why I've never heard anything.

I tried to google it, but this is all I got:

http://www.drakesdevildogs.com/images/devil_dogs_sm.jpg

Elaborate on what the "Devil Dogs" are?!

[diethx]

omg I love those.

Pop them in the freezer first and holy frozen chocolatey creamy goodness.

[BriarFox]

Admittedly, I've never heard of the Devil Dogs, but the "235th" birthday would date them before the Civil War, which makes me curious as to why I've never heard anything.

I tried to google it, but this is all I got:

http://www.drakesdevildogs.com/images/devil_dogs_sm.jpg

Elaborate on what the "Devil Dogs" are?!

Haha. It's a name for the Marine Corps - 11/10/1775.

[Sean of the Thread]

Haha. It's a name for the Marine Corps - 11/10/1775.


Tun Tavern in Philly baby. !


Semper Fi. Got a picture with a buddy in dress I ran into the other night coming back from the ball. I'll post it if I get a chance. My phone is keeps f'n up.

[NocturnalRob]

This is Rob's way of telling my how much he loves me. Its cool
grrrr....

[Gnome Rage]

grrrr....

<3 I love you too!

[AnticorRifling]

Admittedly, I've never heard of the Devil Dogs, but the "235th" birthday would date them before the Civil War, which makes me curious as to why I've never heard anything.

I tried to google it, but this is all I got:

http://www.drakesdevildogs.com/images/devil_dogs_sm.jpg

Elaborate on what the "Devil Dogs" are?!

Please tell me you're trolling.

[Androidpk]

I can always spit to make room for more.


You know what they say about quitters and spitters.. <3

Also, happy birthday Marines!

[Sean of the Thread]

Admittedly, I've never heard of the Devil Dogs, but the "235th" birthday would date them before the Civil War, which makes me curious as to why I've never heard anything.

I tried to google it, but this is all I got:

http://www.drakesdevildogs.com/images/devil_dogs_sm.jpg

Elaborate on what the "Devil Dogs" are?!

FFS you're an idiot for claiming to be so intelligent and living overseas. Anyone in Europe that doesn't know what a Devil Dog is owes every American a blow job.


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6-6IECAWKEf-zKJJWX206llRN8kssVpP0JK3q65W9DfQ3OXk&t=1&usg=__n_5nOtXPqM8M53366u7WasYssjw=



http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIoLtboI3QEL2VyUKxJOyTC-z_HA-OfBcnvG-G-8FN0JFCzb8&t=1&usg=__2pAHqbSPXX1MeU6-oM7SdYaDVkU=

[Androidpk]

TL-DR version = Sean wants a blowjob from a dude.

[AnticorRifling]

I was laughing more at the "235th birthday means it's before the civil war" yeah only about 86 years earlier.

75th birthday?! Why that would date it before we landed on the moon!

[Sean of the Thread]

TL-DR version = Sean wants a blowjob from a dude.



Why you offering?


And no thanks anyways.

[NocturnalRob]

I was laughing more at the "235th birthday means it's before the civil war" yeah only about 86 years earlier.

75th birthday?! Why that would date it before we landed on the moon!
This made me think along the lines of "It's too old!" Which then, of course, led me back to "Oh no. Too high, too high!" "Too high?" "You know, the trajectory." "Who gives a shit? It's gone."

I feel like almost every instant in my life can be tied back to a "Major League" quotation. That makes me concurrently thrilled and very, very sad.

[Gan]

http://www.chriscantore.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/r-lee-ermey1-1.jpg

Happy Birthday!

[Archigeek]

Yes, happy birthday and all due respects, and this:

chug on over to mamby-pamby land (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA)

[Sean of the Thread]

See if I get this right without looking it up. (doubtful)

We stole the eagle from the airforce.
the anchor *from the Navy and the rope for the army.
On the the seventh day GOD rested and we stole the globe.


Or something near that. The rest I remember but it would most likely offend some people.

[BriarFox]

See if I get this right without looking it up. (doubtful)

We stole the eagle from the airforce.
the anchor *from the Navy and the rope for the army.
On the the seventh day GOD rested and we stole the globe.


Or something near that. The rest I remember but it would most likely offend some people.

Oh, it's vastly entertaining.

WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.


WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

[Gnome Rage]

I feel like that needs to be changed and put to a different tune. It just sounds funny in my head.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh, it's vastly entertaining.

WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.


WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

Fucking bingo!

(coming from me of all posters I didn't want to offend our GOD people or make dave have a bloody vagina about slapping soldiers around :P)

[Sean of the Thread]

I feel like that needs to be changed and put to a different tune. It just sounds funny in my head.


I'd make it my ring tone for the week if I could find it.


Or "Halls of Montezuma" If I could find it for free

[BriarFox]

I'd make it my ring tone for the week if I could find it.


Or "Halls of Montezuma" If I could find it for free

"Marine Hymn" isn't it?

Edit: Here: http://www.rleeermey.com/ringtones.php

[Senedane]

Thanks gents ;P Did 9 years, got out as a SSgt in July of this year...

[AnticorRifling]

9 years would put you in same time as me. So mr ducati what duty stations?

[Sean of the Thread]

You guys are a few years younger than me so you piss me off.

BTW Cherry Point sucks ass. So does Jacksonhole.

[AnticorRifling]

I didn't mind Cherry Point. Hell I didn't mind 29 Palms...except for the whole falling down and getting hurt part.

[Sean of the Thread]

I didn't mind Cherry Point. Hell I didn't mind 29 Palms...except for the whole falling down and getting hurt part.

Cherry Point was so redneck even for a redneck like me I was always looking over my shoulder.

29 Palms I'd be looking over my shoulder for another reason.

[AnticorRifling]

You're always looking over your shoulder.

[pabstblueribbon]

You're always looking over your shoulder.

Mans gotta keep an eye on his quarters, fo- sho.

[NocturnalRob]

Mans gotta keep an eye on his quarters, fo- sho.
You never know when bitches in wheelchairs might be creepin' up.

[Sean of the Thread]

Mans gotta keep an eye on his quarters, fo- sho.


Better be keeping your eyes off my quaters mofo.

And Wayne is right I'm always looking over my shoulder.


Like to add that I'm that local college library and it reeks of pot.

[Sean of the Thread]

You never know when bitches in wheelchairs might be creepin' up.


I'm an equal oppurtunity supporter. If you can suck a cock in a wheelchair then wheel it right over to me darlin'

[pabstblueribbon]

You're always looking over your shoulder.

Into your dreamy eyes. Stay golden, pony boy.

[Androidpk]

I didn't mind Cherry Point. Hell I didn't mind 29 Palms...except for the whole falling down and getting hurt part.

Didn't you trip and roll down a hill?

[Sam]

It's just a fucking dog and pony show.

[DCSL]

I'm not going to read the rest of this thread. I thought it was going to be some kind of ParkBandit birthday joke. I love that guy. And that's not just the liquor talking. I mean, a little, but not JUST.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm not going to read the rest of this thread. I thought it was going to be some kind of ParkBandit birthday joke. I love that guy. And that's not just the liquor talking. I mean, a little, but not JUST.


PB is a standup guy 100%

There i think? about four of Marines on board here. We'll make fun of dave whenever we want btw. At least I will anyways.

I'll be drinking till Tuesday so sue me but I've got to take PB's back anytime. He did me a big favor and it's not forgottten.

That being said...

SEMPER FI my brothers.


(and yes I think it's possible antincor could find a way to fall up hill yet pop a 3 inch at 500 yards.... )

[DCSL]

PB is a standup guy 100%

There i think? about four of Marines on board here. We'll make fun of dave whenever we want btw. At least I will anyways.

I'll be drinking till Tuesday so sue me but I've got to take PB's back anytime. He did me a big favor and it's not forgottten.

That being said...

SEMPER FI my brothers.


(and yes I think it's possible antincor could find a way to fall up hill yet pop a 3 inch at 500 yards.... )

I'm not sure if it's that I've had a LOT to drink tonight, but I can't understand what you're talking about.

[AnticorRifling]

Didn't you trip and roll down a hill?

Pretty much. Gravity was all fuck you, then the rocks were all like no no gravity we got this FUCK YOU. And I was all oww shit something just brokificated.

Although I prefer to tell the story of how I was injured saving a bunch of orphaned kittens during a black ops raid in Nigeria.

[Gnome Rage]

You saved kittens? oh my gosh I feel a sudden urge to sleep with you!

[Kuyuk]

Then he masturbated, and as we all know.....

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/280/original/God-kills-kitten.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

pop a 3 inch
he's lucky if he measures 2.5" on a good day

[Androidpk]

Pretty much. Gravity was all fuck you, then the rocks were all like no no gravity we got this FUCK YOU. And I was all oww shit something just brokificated.

Although I prefer to tell the story of how I was injured saving a bunch of orphaned kittens during a black ops raid in Nigeria.

Falling can suck. My older brother was in the 101st AB and ended up leaving due to an injury on a jump. Just as he landed (knee deep in some mud) a gust of wind hit his chute and caused him to twist around. SNAP! Fucked him both of his knees pretty good.

[AnticorRifling]

That's brutal. Mine was just a ridge exercise, stepped out to call back to the end of the ranger file. Rolled on a rock and went ass over tea kettle for a little bit. Got up and said ow that's sprained, finished the movement, walked on it for a week, finally doc agreed to x-ray and 2 bones in my foot were broken so bad that I had to have them cut out.

Also I saved kittens.

[kookiegod]

I have been in Vegas all week, and the Marines are having a party here.

Several balls, their dates in ball gowns, full dress blues, sabres, medals (instead of ribbons), the whole 9 yards. Lots of Navy guys too.

Made it a point to shake hands when they weren't busy and say thank you. I saw a LOT of purple hearts, just amazing these guys are.

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah Marine Corps balls are crazy events. Proposed to my wife at one it was a big ordeal. My CO called up a bunch of spouses to recognize them for putting up with the unit. Then he called up my girlfriend and said she put up with us and more so put up with me and I was to present her with an award. So I came up and proposed. FYI kneeling in dress blues SUCKS.

[Kuyuk]

Yeah Marine Corps balls are crazy events. Proposed to my wife at one it was a big ordeal. My CO called up a bunch of spouses to recognize them for putting up with the unit. Then he called up my girlfriend and said she put up with us and more so put up with me and I was to present her with an award. So I came up and proposed. FYI kneeling in dress blues SUCKS.

at least you didnt fall over the stage and hurt yourself..

[AnticorRifling]

Not from lack of trying.

[diethx]

Yeah Marine Corps balls are crazy events. Proposed to my wife at one it was a big ordeal. My CO called up a bunch of spouses to recognize them for putting up with the unit. Then he called up my girlfriend and said she put up with us and more so put up with me and I was to present her with an award. So I came up and proposed. FYI kneeling in dress blues SUCKS.

That's awesome.

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah it was pretty cool, it worked out because the previous ball she saw spouses and what not getting awards and I started prepping her that she might get one like 4 months prior.

I won some serious points that night. 250 Marines in dress blues, all their dates in ball gowns, we're at this huge ball room decorated. Good meal, dancing, I propose, had a limo waiting with flowers, we leave and go to the beach and walk up and down the beach in the moonlight while she calls all her friends back at college.

[Androidpk]

we leave and go to the beach and walk up and down the beach in the moonlight while she calls all her friends back at college.

And then?!?!

[AnticorRifling]

PROFIT!

[NocturnalRob]

And then?!?!
I fucked her.

[Androidpk]

I fucked her.


PROFIT!


Umm. So how much did Rob pay you?

[Stanley Burrell]

George Washington was a Marine. He set an example by fucking the shit out of bears and killing sensei in duels.

For Queen and Country, 'Oorah!

[NocturnalRob]

Umm. So how much did Rob pay you?
You got that backwards, bro.


George Washington was a Marine. He set an example by fucking the shit out of bears and killing sensei in duels.
He saved the children, but not the British children.

[diethx]

omg I love those.

Pop them in the freezer first and holy frozen chocolatey creamy goodness.


Happy 235th Birthday 11-11-2010 01:21 PM OMG I NEVER THOUGHT TO FREEZE THEM NOW I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE ANDRASTE IN A WEEK AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 -Mr. Goatse

You can thank me later.

The freezer makes them 1003450934850398450948x better. :)

[4a6c1]

Happy Birthday Marine Corp you sexy bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NveRsaFfvPQ