View Full Version : What happened to me.
Chadj
11-07-2010, 03:07 PM
Wow, it's a little sad that only once did any say "Where did Chadj go?", but oh well. Basically, I died for a little bit. Here's the story!
http://news.therecord.com/article/706550
Basically, I choked on popcorn and didn't breath for 32 minutes. Not the 12 the paper says. Anyways, yeah! So, one tiny question.. Why are there now sooo fucking few people playing?
RichardCranium
11-07-2010, 03:13 PM
You were gone?
Chadj
11-07-2010, 03:18 PM
Hah, thanks jackass! But yeah. And I don't remember when I last played as my memory for the WHOLE year before is gone.
Liberi Fatali
11-07-2010, 03:19 PM
Holy shit, that was a crazy story.
Glad to see you're okay. I'm always hesitant to give my children popcorn -- I didn't know adults could choke on it as well.
Divinity
11-07-2010, 03:22 PM
Whoa. That's crazy to think that happened to you.
Few people playing in prime or..? Last I heard, there was a bunch of people running around in Shattered. At least, that's where the drama is anyway.
Jace Solo
11-07-2010, 03:27 PM
...you died and were in a coma for...like a year?
And you lost your memories from the year prior?
So effectively losing two years of life? I'm guessing from 18-20 or 20-22?
Sheesh, that's sucks but welcome back to life. I take it you don't remember if you saw the light or burned or what have you?
The economic crash hit GS pretty hard in the last two years. We've dipped down into the 300-400 range.
Glad to have you back though. Who are you playing? What is he and what level are you now?
Always glad when someone comes back from beyond Elanthia. Even better back from beyond the grave. Remember to sell the movie rights and interviews on major networks to pay those bills!
RichardCranium
11-07-2010, 03:42 PM
Seriously though, glad you're ok now.
Chadj
11-07-2010, 03:43 PM
Thanks guy! Glad to be back. Although I type WAY slower.
WRoss
11-07-2010, 03:59 PM
I thought that the article was some sorta inside joke that I haven't been around long enough for. Damn, dude, that really sucks. I'm glad you are doing better, though. Well wishes.
Androidpk
11-07-2010, 04:09 PM
:popcorn:
Glad to hear you're doing better!
BriarFox
11-07-2010, 04:10 PM
I expected some sort of PC cynical joke here, too. That's an incredible story. Glad you're doing better.
Chadj
11-07-2010, 04:17 PM
Thanks guy! And, when the fuck did the Landing get so sparcely populated?
Showal
11-07-2010, 04:23 PM
Chad! You douche bag! I've been wondering where the fuck you've been. I just recently took your quote telling me to fuck off out of my sig. I figured you just moved on from the game, like so many other people.
Good to hear you're recovering. That's wicked scary.
Nieninque
11-07-2010, 04:34 PM
Well at least you and Rarr can be slow together now.
Glad you are OK though. Pretty fucked up.
Wow. That's some fucked up shit right there.
Warriorbird
11-07-2010, 04:57 PM
Glad you're still around. Definitely should feel like you've got a second chance.
Nieninque
11-07-2010, 05:06 PM
I'm also not buying the "at the movies with his girlfriend" bit either.
Making a face with lipstick on your right hand doesnt count.
Glad to hear you're doing better, but you know we don't really care about Canadians right?
Chadj
11-07-2010, 05:17 PM
Very fair guy!!!! And Nien, my girlfriend was there. She left RIGHT after tho.
Wow, glad you're ok now mate. Speedy recovery ok! :)
Archigeek
11-07-2010, 06:15 PM
Glad you're getting better. That is really crazy. Welcome back, and I hope you continue to improve.
Chadj
11-07-2010, 06:21 PM
Thanks lots! I forget who you are, but yeah, thanks! Hopefully, I will.
Glad you're still kicking.
RichardCranium
11-07-2010, 09:21 PM
Glad you're still coughing.
Man, that's fucked up.
Makkah
11-07-2010, 09:51 PM
Damn shame it wasn't 33 minutes.
Makkah
11-07-2010, 09:51 PM
Just kidding. Glad you're okay.
Keller
11-07-2010, 09:55 PM
Damn shame it wasn't 33 minutes.
I think what Rhett is saying is, "Glad they didn't have to pull a Shiavo."
4a6c1
11-07-2010, 10:16 PM
I SAID IT I SAID IT LIKE TWICE IN EVERY THREAD THAT PEOPLE POSTED ABOUT PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE HERE OMG.
Is that shit for real? Ok I'll just stop complaining about the cold I just got with the change of weather.....
Kuyuk
11-07-2010, 10:21 PM
You choked on popcorn and went down for 9 minutes before your parent arrived... but you were with your girlfriend??
What the fuck, was she worried about missing the movie or something? Jesus.
I hope she blew you every day you were in the coma.
Glad you're OK... and maybe rojo should change AR's quote... </dieforgottobreathlolololol>
Also, while it's great you're alive - sad you remembered GS of all things ... ;p
(maybe your therapist should ask you to run from landing to mule verbally!)
4a6c1
11-07-2010, 10:21 PM
Also,
In the near future can you please stay away from popcorn. Thanks.
Signed,
The PC.
Kuyuk
11-07-2010, 10:22 PM
Also,
Whats the cost of that stay in the hospital? about 500k?
4a6c1
11-07-2010, 10:23 PM
Glad you're OK... and maybe rojo should change AR's quote... </dieforgottobreathlolololol>
:rofl:
:no:
Also,
Whats the cost of that stay in the hospital? about 500k?
Probably not in Canada.
Kuyuk
11-07-2010, 10:32 PM
Probably not in Canada.
Good.
It's retarded that getting moderately sick in the US will basically cause traumatic financial burden. I understand this isn't moderately sick though, before someone calls me out on it.
Makkah
11-07-2010, 10:39 PM
http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/images/1/17/Thumb_MichealJacksonPopcorn.gif
Get Well Soon!
Chadj
11-07-2010, 10:58 PM
Thanks, I'll try!
And, healthcare in Canada is free.
And the girl ditched,hah.
Dude. ALWAYS date someone who knows the Heimlich. Welcome back.
Chadj
11-07-2010, 11:11 PM
Dude. ALWAYS date someone who knows the Heimlich. Welcome back.
Too bad I didn't know that!
Incredible story. You are a young man yet so hopefully that will help your recovery. Best wishes.
I have to ask... did you get the out of body light at the end of the tunnel thing?
Chadj
11-07-2010, 11:16 PM
Incredible story. You are a young man yet so hopefully that will help your recovery. Best wishes.
I have to ask... did you get the out of body light at the end of the tunnel thing?
No idea. Due to the whole memory loss thing!
Gsgeek
11-07-2010, 11:22 PM
That's some hellacious crap to go through, I know a old friend of mines wife who had something similar, though hers was due to a tumor. Took a lot of rehab and patience. Wish you luck and also a welcome back to the game and the boards.
I wouldn't have let them use that picture if I were you.
I wouldn't have let them use that picture if I were you.
I do like the one in his profile better. But... I don’t think it would have worked from a journalistic standpoint.
Makkah
11-07-2010, 11:27 PM
Dude's been a vegetable like 5 years. Cut his face some slack.
(yea... bad pic)
Never give up. Best wishes.
Latrinsorm
11-07-2010, 11:49 PM
On the plus side... uh...
Oh, I've got it! On the plus side, you can be reasonably sure that the worst thing that was going to happen in your life has already happened now. So you've got that going for you! :)
Kuyuk
11-08-2010, 08:29 AM
When you see your ex again, tell her you hope she chokes to death on popcorn for ditching you.
And do you mean she ditched, as in she left while you were down, before people got there?
Chadj
11-08-2010, 09:17 AM
Naw man, simply that she got a new guy like, 3 months later. Blows though, cause I dated her for 2.5 years! Hah, oh well. I'm too good fo her!
Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-08-2010, 02:46 PM
Amazing story Chad, welcome back. Best wishes for a 100% recovery, sounds like you are on your way to it. How is your vision now?
PS, can you see dead people now, or get messages from them? Tell my Grandpa and Grandma I love them.
AnticorRifling
11-08-2010, 02:47 PM
Good luck man, hopefully you weren't raped like Kill Bill II.
Showal
11-08-2010, 02:51 PM
Good luck man, hopefully you weren't raped like Kill Bill II.
good thing anticor wasn't your attending ... Or was he?
joehollywood
11-08-2010, 03:21 PM
Congrats on your recovery...
Sorry the ex was such a pap stain and bailed on ya...
But on the bright side, you can use this oppurtunity to get plenty of the cyber-secks with your story!!!
Celephais
11-08-2010, 03:32 PM
Yikes, nice work on beating that popcorn, you showed it.
Your typing may be slower, but thankfully now GS requires less typing than ever, just turn on Lich, and it'll type for you, it's not like there is anyone there to interact with.
Chadj
11-08-2010, 03:43 PM
Never head of Lich. It took the place of Psinet, eh? Very cool! I'll DEF try it, thanks!
Gnome Rage
11-08-2010, 03:48 PM
Hey! Its good to see you on here. I doubt you recall our conversation early (facilitated by your mother typing) on in your recovery, but you've made huge progress since. Its great to see you around!
Where's my five thousand dollars?
Chadj
11-08-2010, 03:54 PM
For what?
And prolly over there!!----->
Plus, no I don't recall that convo, sorry Gnome. Remind me?
Gnome Rage
11-08-2010, 03:57 PM
Oh well, I was basically like DOUCHEBAG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN and then your mom was like Uh in the hospital and then I got invited to your facebook group!
Nieninque
11-11-2010, 06:15 PM
He been at the popcorn again?
Am I the only one that read this story and went, "Popcorn?" in a confused tone, cause that's all I'm doing after reading the story.
Darkwynde
11-11-2010, 09:11 PM
Welcome back!
Stanley Burrell
11-11-2010, 10:30 PM
Dayyyyyyyyyyyumn, son.
4a6c1
11-11-2010, 10:32 PM
Chadders
pabstblueribbon
11-11-2010, 11:09 PM
Have you eaten popcorn since? Just curious.
Urinal Poops
11-12-2010, 06:23 AM
Since no one else has asked... What movie was it?
Ashlander
11-12-2010, 07:13 AM
Since no one else has asked... What movie was it?
While you were sleeping
AnticorRifling
11-12-2010, 08:08 AM
While you were sleeping
Winner winner (popcorn) chicken dinner.
CrystalTears
11-12-2010, 09:23 AM
Sorry to hear you went through that. Sorry to hear that your recollection of GS is intact. :D
Good to see you back on your feet and recovering. No more :popcorn: for you!
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 10:23 AM
While you were sleeping
Thanks for not going with the obvious "Choke"
Kuyuk
11-12-2010, 01:27 PM
Thanks for not going with the obvious "Choke"
What about Deepthroat?
Sweets
11-12-2010, 01:47 PM
Wow. Welcome back and here's to having awesome health care. You have an amazing attitude about the whole thing.
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 01:52 PM
What about Deepthroat?
I'm sure there's some Lifetime movie out there that deals with this directly.
Chadj
11-12-2010, 01:53 PM
Have you eaten popcorn since? Just curious.
Yeah, a little bit. Cheesy Dill from Kernals, but we threw out all the stuff at my house,.
And the movie was 'The Hangover'. No idea if it was good.
AnticorRifling
11-12-2010, 01:56 PM
What does Chadj dream of when he takes a Chadj snooze? Does he dream of munching popcorn, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Don't you worry your pretty bro head we're gonna get you back to GS and your cozy bard bed. And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck.
HouseofElves
11-12-2010, 01:56 PM
Welcome back and thanks for sharing your story.
Chadj
11-12-2010, 02:02 PM
What does Chadj dream of when he takes a Chadj snooze? Does he dream of munching popcorn, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. .
No idea actually. I can't remember ANY dreams anymore. At all!
CrystalTears
11-12-2010, 02:04 PM
Are you having a hard time retaining short term memory now?
AnticorRifling
11-12-2010, 02:06 PM
No idea actually. I can't remember ANY dreams anymore. At all!
It's the song from The Hangover. Fucker.
Chadj
11-12-2010, 02:11 PM
Hah, sure then, I guess. Can't remember it, but ok.
And yes, CT. Lotsa problems with short term memory.
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:19 PM
It's the song from The Hangover. Fucker.
Which he probably hasn't seen. YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK!
CrystalTears
11-12-2010, 02:21 PM
And yes, CT. Lotsa problems with short term memory.I'm so sorry. :(
Cephalopod
11-12-2010, 02:37 PM
And yes, CT. Lotsa problems with short term memory.
Remember that $800 you owe me?
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:39 PM
Remember that $800 you owe me?
Yeah, Peam already made that joke. How's your short-term memory?
Cephalopod
11-12-2010, 02:46 PM
Yeah, Peam already made that joke. How's your short-term memory?
How about that $800 you owe me?
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 02:48 PM
How about that $800 you owe me?
Stop deflecting!! Wait...do I owe you money? Sorry, what's your address? I can send it over. Better yet, just give me your checking account number and routing number...
Cephalopod
11-12-2010, 03:21 PM
Stop deflecting!! Wait...do I owe you money? Sorry, what's your address? I can send it over. Better yet, just give me your checking account number and routing number...
Hi, I'm Tom!
NocturnalRob
11-12-2010, 03:23 PM
Hi, I'm Tom!
Hahaha...50 First Dates. Bad movie, but funny scene.
Latrinsorm
11-12-2010, 05:19 PM
So wait, 50 First Dates is exactly like every other Adam Sandler movie? Roger roger.
Kuyuk
11-20-2010, 01:17 PM
Maybe you should be driving next time you decide to choke?
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/11/19/massachusetts.choking.raisin/index.html?hpt=T2
Chadj
11-20-2010, 01:45 PM
Maybe you should be driving next time you decide to choke?
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/11/19/massachusetts.choking.raisin/index.html?hpt=T2
Maybe? Jeeze man, DEFINATELY! Wow, now I'm pissed at myself for deciding to choke then!
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