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crb
11-06-2010, 01:16 PM
a white vaalin toy spectral miner with tiny sharply protruding ears


very rare trick or treating drop at EG.



[Script]>lick my miner
Your toy spectral miner hollers, "Gross!" as you run your tongue along its length. You jerk back as a tiny splinter pricks your tongue, and the toy spectral miner whispers to itself, "Serves you right."

[Script]>hug my miner
The toy spectral miner shrieks in protest as you pull it in for a hug, "Assault! I demand the constable!"

[Script]>turn my miner
You idly turn the wheels on your toy spectral miner, stopping abruptly when it whines, "Hey! Would you want that fidgeted with if it were you?!"

[Script]>prod my miner
A quick prod to the wheels of your toy spectral miner sets them turning rapidly in the air. The toy spectral miner sarcastically comments, "It would work better if you set me on the ground, genius."

[Script]>pull my miner
You yank on one of the toy spectral miner's limbs, and it petulantly mutters, "Stop that."


[Script]>push my miner
Setting your toy spectral miner on the ground, you give it a firm push. Its wheels turn quickly, zipping forward a few feet as it yells, "WHEE!!!" You retrieve the toy spectral miner, and it mutters, "Spoilsport."

[Script]>poke my miner
You place your toy spectral miner on the ground and poke its backside gently. It wheels forward half an inch then stops, so you quickly scoop it back up.



[Script]>tap my miner
Placing the toy spectral miner down, you gently tap the wheels. Nothing happens, and a low chortle emits from it as you gather it up again.


I like this, I wouldn't mind keeping it, so I'm setting a fairly high MB, 4m