Sbounty Location Database

[KingKatze]

I figured since it has not started yet, now might be a good time to begin an Sbounty Location Database thread. Once a fairly detailed list is presented, I will write a script that will allow you to look up a creature by the critter name and closest town that creature can be found in that will list room ID numbers for start and boundries that can simply be filled in. I am doing this for new and old players. Please take this thread seriously, as the newer ones that show up in Shattered are the ones that will keep this wonderful concept going. Thanks to everyone in advance for their future posts and a special thanks to Pandin for creating such an amazing script.

Katze Darkshot, Assassin King of the Luukosian Deathguard :medieval:

[Taeguk]

You are a little late.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55283

[KingKatze]

It always makes me happy when you make a fool of yourself. Thanks!

The problem with building a database of this type and uploading it to lich is that bitches like you will unfortunately get to use it as well....

[KingKatze]

You are a little late.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=55283

Thanks by the way, you are not my favorite person at this moment, however this is a great start to my hash database. I have all current items from that thread cataloged. Anyone who has viewed that thread and has one not currently there, please list it here, since it appears a new one hasn't been listed there for a while, especially those in the older/more out of the way areas. Thanks.

Katze Darkshot, Assassin King of the Luukosian Deathguard :medieval:

[Fatsix]

Are you seriously that fucking lazy?

[SpiffyJr]

^^^^

It takes less than 5 minutes to change your location. If I thought there was a need for a global database or an import/export I would have added it.

[Drunken Durfin]

^^^^

It takes less than 5 minutes to change your location. If I thought there was a need for a global database or an import/export I would have added it.

Never underestimate the laziness of the masses.

[Fortybox]

I raff at the PR attempt Katze. Har har har.

LOL PR Katze!

[Liagala]

Playing the "I am a good guy helping everyone for the good of the game" is laughable. I predict that no one will participate, simply because it is you. People do not like you. Although you think that this idea is "a wonderful concept" (grandiose much?), by this time the vast majority of people who use Sbounty have their areas filled in already. Do you know why that old thread with the locations died? Because people don't need it.

^ This. I'd figure out my own before I touched a script you wrote, and this one isn't even necessary.

[Fortybox]

Hello,

My name is Katze and I have murdered 400 of you people in this game for the past 6 months. I love you guys so much that I thought it would be an awesome cool super neato idea for us to band together and create this great database.

My proposal is to spend the next 6 months creating this database so that we can shave off an extra 7 seconds from doing it ourselves.

You can be a critical part of this great new idea.

I love you guys.

Meow,

Katze

http://www.atomiksoapbox.com/images/EpicFail02.jpg

[subzero]

You guys can knock the idea all you want, but from my experience there are rooms/passages (sometimes hidden behind things) that go2 will use or search for that are not apparent on the maps in narost. In the fairly limited number of areas I've hunted, I've already run into a handful of areas where this applies; I open narost, find a start point and all the visible boundary rooms, and before I know it my characters are out in the middle of nowhere running in circles.

Granted, all you have to do is watch the script for a little bit when you move areas to make sure none of this is taking place, but why not have a database that has been tested that people can easily pull data from to put in their sbounty? I kinda thought the whole idea behind having scripts do things for you and whatnot was to be, well, lazy and efficient.

[SpiffyJr]

It's not the idea that people are mocking - it's the person.

[Bhaalizmo]

Nanny nanny boo boo, Katze.

Doodyhead.

[Fortybox]

You guys can knock the idea all you want, but from my experience there are rooms/passages (sometimes hidden behind things) that go2 will use or search for that are not apparent on the maps in narost. In the fairly limited number of areas I've hunted, I've already run into a handful of areas where this applies; I open narost, find a start point and all the visible boundary rooms, and before I know it my characters are out in the middle of nowhere running in circles.

Granted, all you have to do is watch the script for a little bit when you move areas to make sure none of this is taking place, but why not have a database that has been tested that people can easily pull data from to put in their sbounty? I kinda thought the whole idea behind having scripts do things for you and whatnot was to be, well, lazy and efficient.

It's the fact that this guy wastes people's time by killing them in the guise of good arpee (even though it isn't) and then posts something for the benefit of the community.

Hence our comments.

[subzero]

I get the irony of it and agree that he probably isn't the best candidate for such a thing. I guess I just don't see the connection between that and the lazy/unnecessary comments, which is what prompted my post.

[Fatsix]

I wasted MY time finding the hidden areas. I feel that you should also waste YOUR time doing the same.

[KingKatze]

Hello,

My name is Katze and I have murdered 400 of you people in this game for the past 6 months. I love you guys so much that I thought it would be an awesome cool super neato idea for us to band together and create this great database.

My proposal is to spend the next 6 months creating this database so that we can shave off an extra 7 seconds from doing it ourselves.

You can be a critical part of this great new idea.

I love you guys.

Meow,

Katze

Actually, one guy I killed, asked about boundry rooms for an area I had previously hunted and did not have. I thought it would be a good idea and I didn't mind helping him, he took his death with some semblence of dignity, unlike most of you that have straight up cried like lil girls with skinned knees and shit. No matter, I'll take the database I have and simply give it to him. No one else seems to need it.

[KingKatze]

It's the fact that this guy wastes people's time by killing them in the guise of good arpee (even though it isn't) and then posts something for the benefit of the community.

Hence our comments.

Because one death sets everyone back so long...days and monthes and whatnot. =P

[Sheikh]

Because one death sets everyone back so long...days and monthes and whatnot. =P

Then why did you get upset with losing a pile of boxes?? Did that set you back days and months?

[KingKatze]

Then why did you get upset with losing a pile of boxes?? Did that set you back days and months?

I didn't continue to persue him either, I simply went right back to picking boxes and doing LFM reps. I got over it quickly enough, for it wasn't worth my time to chase him all over Elanthia and take time away from learning and making silvers.

[diethx]

I really don't think it's possible for this turd to get more pathetic.

Death in GS doesn't matter. You don't matter. I understand you're probably just trying to make up for some serious bullying all throughout your school years, but it's not working. No one is afraid of you - they're laughing at you.

[KingKatze]

I really don't think it's possible for this turd to get more pathetic.

Death in GS doesn't matter. You don't matter. I understand you're probably just trying to make up for some serious bullying all throughout your school years, but it's not working. No one is afraid of you - they're laughing at you.

Ummmm I never said that it did. I'm not the one still making up for it. Nor am I the one talking about some "patience pays off" on a single death like 2 monthes ago either. I simply do my own thing and kill everyone once as I guess more of a bet than an rp issue, but have tried to make the most out of it regardless. I fail to see the point you are even really trying to make here. Other than to simply flap your gums, so to speak. I don't think I've ever once said people were, or that I gave half a shit if people are afraid of me.

[Tillmen]

he took his death with some semblence of dignity, unlike most of you that have straight up cried like lil girls with skinned knees and shit.

This makes my head hurt. It's like you're begging me to dig through my logs and post the private chats you sent me after I killed you.

[diethx]

Ummmm I never said that it did. I'm not the one still making up for it. Nor am I the one talking about some "patience pays off" on a single death like 2 monthes ago either. I simply do my own thing and kill everyone once as I guess more of a bet than an rp issue, but have tried to make the most out of it regardless. I fail to see the point you are even really trying to make here. Other than to simply flap your gums, so to speak. I don't think I've ever once said people were, or that I gave half a shit if people are afraid of me.

Everything you say oozes some sort of pathetic delusion that anything you do in GS actually makes a difference to anyone else. You come here trying to throw your weight around without realizing you don't actually have any weight to begin with. Why would anyone "cry like lil girls with skinned knees and shit" unless you actually meant something? Which you don't. Stop fooling yourself - the only thing people do here in regards to you is laugh. And post logs of them stealing your shit and you getting butthurt over your own stupidity.

And come up with whatever excuse you want to explain why you douche yourself around Shattered killing people for no good reason: bet, rp, w/e it's all bullshit. You're doing it because you're a wimp irl being strong-armed by your manbeast of a wife, and everyone knows it.

[KingKatze]

This makes my head hurt. It's like you're begging me to dig through my logs and post the private chats you sent me after I killed you.

heh that's a bit different, I was being told at the time you were cheating and using Lich to find me. God damn Hobbits! Bane of my existance!

[KingKatze]

Everything you say oozes some sort of pathetic delusion that anything you do in GS actually makes a difference to anyone else. You come here trying to throw your weight around without realizing you don't actually have any weight to begin with. Why would anyone "cry like lil girls with skinned knees and shit" unless you actually meant something? Which you don't. Stop fooling yourself - the only thing people do here in regards to you is laugh. And post logs of them stealing your shit and you getting butthurt over your own stupidity.

And come up with whatever excuse you want to explain why you douche yourself around Shattered killing people for no good reason: bet, rp, w/e it's all bullshit. You're doing it because you're a wimp irl being strong-armed by your manbeast of a wife, and everyone knows it.

At this point I find myself compelled to ask....Do you EVEN play shattered?

[diethx]

At this point I find myself compelled to ask....Do you EVEN play shattered?

I don't need to play Shattered to realize and comment on what a huge fucking pussy you are.

[diethx]

I don't play Shattered. I quit playing GS last year before it even came out. However, you've spewed enough verbal diarrhea on these forums for me to get a crystal clear picture of who you are. Turd.

[KingKatze]

I don't play Shattered. I quit playing GS last year before it even came out. However, you've spewed enough verbal diarrhea on these forums for me to get a crystal clear picture of who you are. Turd.

So if you don't even play gemstone....I'm curious why do you post on the shattered folder, or even a gemstone folder at all? Don't you have other, possibly better, things to be doing?

[Fatsix]

The off-topic and social forums are lacking ...

[Fortybox]

So if you don't even play gemstone....I'm curious why do you post on the shattered folder, or even a gemstone folder at all? Don't you have other, possibly better, things to be doing?

Ahahahaha. We all probably have better things to be doing than sitting around playing a text-based game.

[diethx]

So if you don't even play gemstone....I'm curious why do you post on the shattered folder, or even a gemstone folder at all? Don't you have other, possibly better, things to be doing?

Because I can, you mongoloid. Just because I don't play GS anymore doesn't mean that I can't read and post in any thread I want to.

And no, right now i'm really enjoying railing on you. Nothing better to do at the moment!

[KingKatze]

See, this is EXACTLY what we are talking about. You always make these little jokes, like you are in on the fun. Dude, people are not laughing with you! No one likes you, no one thinks you are funny or cute or just some wacky guy in on the joke. People think you are a douche. Do you not see that no one has stepped up in your defense? You throw Pandin's name around often as if he were your cohort, even though he posts right along with everyone else that you are an idiot. You are truly, truly an idiot. Truly.

Ummm last I checked Pandin liked me just fine, I was simply at the time when I said something about him, not aware that he had given Sindri to Fortybox, so I was aunder the assumption it was Spiffy speaking. Far as I know Tillmen likes me just fine as well. What defense exactly does anyone need to step up and make for me? All I commonly see here, is about 8 of you acting like it's still high school. One of you says something, the rest of the circle throws postitive rep, one of you says something negative about someone, the rest of you join on in. I mean come on, all this actually come along this thread because I tried to do something nice for someone else and still all anyone can talk about is how I'm a douche because I kill everyone one time....

[KingKatze]

The off-topic and social forums are lacking ...

That made me lulz

[Fortybox]

Ummm last I checked Pandin liked me just fine, I was simply at the time when I said something about him, not aware that he had given Sindri to Fortybox, so I was aunder the assumption it was Spiffy speaking. Far as I know Tillmen likes me just fine as well. What defense exactly does anyone need to step up and make for me? All I commonly see here, is about 8 of you acting like it's still high school. One of you says something, the rest of the circle throws postitive rep, one of you says something negative about someone, the rest of you join on in. I mean come on, all this actually come along this thread because I tried to do something nice for someone else and still all anyone can talk about is how I'm a douche because I kill everyone one time....

You got all gay over me until you realized I wasn't Pandin.

[Fatsix]

That made me lulz

Her side kicks will probably post shortly. Since they check each others posts and rep each other. They love the draaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa

[Fatsix]

You got all gay over me until you realized I wasn't Pandin.

Did you swallow?

[Fortybox]

Did you swallow?

::writhes::

[KingKatze]

You got all gay over me until you realized I wasn't Pandin.

Still not daquiri glass in the cat's hand? You have let me down.

[Tgo01]

So if you don't even play gemstone....I'm curious why do you post on the shattered folder, or even a gemstone folder at all? Don't you have other, possibly better, things to be doing?

I can't speak for diethx but just watching you make an ass out of yourself is enough for me to read/post to the Shattered folder.

[diethx]

I can't speak for diethx but just watching you make an ass out of yourself is enough for me to read/post to the Shattered folder.

You can totally speak for me in this case.

[Fortybox]

Still not daquiri glass in the cat's hand? You have let me down.

I need to find a new LOL welfare Katze.

[KingKatze]

I need to find a new LOL welfare Katze.

true, this one however will always have a place for me. =)

[Fortybox]

true, this one however will always have a place for me. =)

I agree. This one definitely does.

[KingKatze]

I agree. This one definitely does.

Bah looking scary isn't what tiggers do best

[Spooky]

The old welfare katze is better. Maybe with your trademark "Meow", classic.

[Taeguk]

Nor am I the one talking about some "patience pays off" on a single death like 2 monthes ago either.

Oh, but it was so nice. Don't even try to act like it didn't piss you off.


Katze says, "Fuck the coin, you are taking my god damn experience and lock mastery reps."

[KingKatze]

Oh, but it was so nice. Don't even try to act like it didn't piss you off.


Katze says, "Fuck the coin, you are taking my god damn experience and lock mastery reps."

LFM requires a bit more effort than pushing a few numbers in and hitting bigshot solo and hoping you don't get kicked outta the game for whatever reason, FYI.

[Taeguk]

Yeah, I know. I mastered it in Prime, along with all the other guild skills.

Your point?

[Fortybox]

LFM requires a bit more effort than pushing a few numbers in and hitting bigshot solo and hoping you don't get kicked outta the game for whatever reason, FYI.

Sounds like srs bizness

[Fatsix]

That avatar cracks me up, so i decided to change mine..

[Fortybox]

That avatar cracks me up, so i decided to change mine..

Plz has database!

[Fatsix]

Plz has database!

Wahhhhhhh it doesn't have a daiquiri! Which would make it MORE gay.

[Fortybox]

Wahhhhhhh it doesn't have a daiquiri! Which would make it MORE gay.

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/e36ce863334b0fabbe869829d75193b8_25dc15766fb47a0a3 a9a2d6841a3eafa.jpg

[grenthor]

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/e36ce863334b0fabbe869829d75193b8_25dc15766fb47a0a3 a9a2d6841a3eafa.jpg

Yatta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFCCQFTkXw

[KingKatze]

Wahhhhhhh it doesn't have a daiquiri! Which would make it MORE gay.

I am just partial to rum, stronger the better.

[diethx]

Does Kunteopea keep your testicles in her purse or her pocket?

As if there's room, with all the cupcakes and Doritos.

[Tgo01]

As if there's room, with all the cupcakes and Doritos.

I doubt the testicles require much space.

[diethx]

I doubt the testicles require much space.

She probably keeps them in the vegetable drawer... I bet there's plenty of room in there.

[Tgo01]

Where is Kaseopea anyway? She eat her keyboard or what?

[KingKatze]

Yes, but there are more manly ways to drink rum than in a fruity frozen beverage with an umbrella. Does Kunteopea keep your testicles in her purse or her pocket?

So, because I enjoy strawberries and Bacardi 151 together I'm less of a man and have small testicles. I bet half you bitches can't even take a shot of 151. I feel pretty confident I would drink at least the three of you making some sort of comments about my manliness under the table. I drink strong rum and I like strawberries. I put the two together and find it to be a wonderful drink, without umbrella if that matters.

[Bhaalizmo]

Real men drink beerz.

[Fatsix]

In a hurricane glass? Stolen from applebees?

[KingKatze]

As if there's room, with all the cupcakes and Doritos.

The amusing part of this is, that most of you that make jokes and comments about my wife's weight are fatter than she is. Take Buzzofthoughts for example who doesn't even have to smile to show off the heavy set jowles. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.....

Hypocrisy=A pretense of having a virtous character, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc...That one does not really possess.

[KingKatze]

Real men drink beerz.

takes alot less rum to get drunk....IMO

[Fatsix]

whiskey... jack, crown, 7

[Bhaalizmo]

takes alot less rum to get drunk....IMO

Same amount of dollars and calories though.

[Fortybox]

The amusing part of this is, that most of you that make jokes and comments about my wife's weight are fatter than she is. Take Buzzofthoughts for example who doesn't even have to smile to show off the heavy set jowles. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.....

Hypocrisy=A pretense of having a virtous character, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc...That one does not really possess.

How come you don't have any pictures of you and your "wife" together. I still don't think you both are married and have this weird online GS relationship. That's the vibe I get!

[KingKatze]

How come you don't have any pictures of you and your "wife" together. I still don't think you both are married and have this weird online GS relationship. That's the vibe I get!

After all the comments and shit that got said after the last one? I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. You will never get another picture and I doubt very seriously that Kaseopea will ever bother to post on the PC again.

[KingKatze]

Same amount of dollars and calories though.

Less needed=more time drunk, less time trying to be. =)

[Fortybox]

After all the comments and shit that got said after the last one? I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. You will never get another picture and I doubt very seriously that Kaseopea will ever bother to post on the PC again.

It's ok dude. Long distance roleplaying relationships are the wave of the future. Don't be embarrassed by it.

If you want, we can develop a database for it.

[Fatsix]

It's ok dude. Long distance roleplaying relationships are the wave of the future. Don't be embarrassed by it.

If you want, we can develop a database for it.

Adult friend finder....

[Liagala]

You will never get another picture and I doubt very seriously that Kaseopea will ever bother to post on the PC again.

Thank God

[Drunken Durfin]

151 and strawberries is just a step up from wine coolers and reminds me of really bad parties in my freshman dorm.

Summer/Spring:
Bombay Sapphire, tonic, slice of cucumber.

Winter/Fall:
Jameson 1781, neat. (thou shalt not sully a good whiskey with a mixer...even if it is ice)

[diethx]

The amusing part of this is, that most of you that make jokes and comments about my wife's weight are fatter than she is. Take Buzzofthoughts for example who doesn't even have to smile to show off the heavy set jowles. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.....

Hypocrisy=A pretense of having a virtous character, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc...That one does not really possess.

Except I don't live in a glass house...

And thank goodness you don't, otherwise your neighbors would have burned off their retinas by now.

[Fortybox]

First, I do not have heavy jowles. I send them to aerobics class twice a week. Second, I am not fat.

And lastly, you know something Katze? At the risk of people thinking I am being nice to you, no, she actually wasn't morbidly obese. Not thin, but I am sure she doesn't need a scooter to get around Walmart. But. SHE is the one that opened this door. She was insulting my real life looks before I ever said anything about her being fat. You will notice that I do not say anything about anyone elses looks or real life lives. That is because there is a line, this is a game, and these are message boards, and there is just a line. And most people don't cross it. However, she is the one that decided to drag real life appearances into this.

So you want to talk about glass houses? She flat out insults people. Not in the joking PC way that everyone else insults eachother. She has been just plain mean and rude and nasty to other people. She did this to herself. People don't like her because she is a bitch. Just plain and simple. When I first met you two, I was prepared to like you. I had never heard of you, I had no idea who you were. But she made damned sure I did not like you.

Remember when I was nice to you and gave you that runestaff because you were in a conundrum about someone picking up one that had been disarmed from Kaseopea? I paid for that, I bought it on the way to meet you. I was trying to make a little peace. I rolled up another character, ran her to Solhaven, did an item transfer, I went through a lot of trouble just to take a step to at least draw a truce. But not 45 minutes later, she is on lnet talking shit to me. I was jaw-dropped astonished. So fuck you and your nasty bitch of a wife, and fuck your glass house analogy.

This is why I don't think they are married in RL. You can just tell by their actions. They have this long distance Gemstone roleplaying whacko thing going on.

[Spooky]

Fortybox your new avatar is great...but what do you mean by Plz has database?

I fail at interwebz.

[Fortybox]

Fortybox your new avatar is great...but what do you mean by Plz has database?

I fail at interwebz.

Katze, in his infinite and gracious wisdom, wants to save the player base 7 seconds by creating a database that will input hunting boundaries for bigshot and sbounty like scripts.

You know, because he wants to help us all out and all.

[Carl Spackler]

Because I can, you mongoloid.

Just makes me think of Kenny Powers. "Mongoloid Mike, is that what you used to call him?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ghO2rbLp_k

[diethx]

Kaseopea says, "And you continue to try and get into his life after he has made it clear he wants nothing to do with you, its pathetic, get your own man."
(I have absolutely no idea where that came from, I had had no contact with him since the last time I saw then together.)

Oh my god. :rofl:

[joehollywood]

I can haz drama?

[Fortybox]

More proof that they may date over the interwebz but are not married in RL like they say.

They're entertaining at least.

[Fatsix]

More proof that they may date over the interwebz but are not married in RL like they say.

They're entertaining at least.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bLuK4t9Rcug/SZ87sw9dOeI/AAAAAAAABBk/h8uRnXnEJBM/s400/Rolcats+cat+on+pig.jpg

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/CheezCat.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418gmYGGISL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1291274126756453943.jpg

[Fortybox]

Sexy

[Fatsix]

http://www.infoimagination.org/ps/humor/images/doritos.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/rjl441.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/timstertot/Cat-Duck.jpg

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures25.jpg

[Fatsix]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p290/SAPuffy/SealBucket.jpg

WTF?
http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj412/davidwebb1/1240338608794.jpg

http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj412/davidwebb1/political-pictures-ur-tear-gas-no-m.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ugpjd3.jpg

[Fatsix]

http://i40.tinypic.com/o5tisz.jpg



AND ONE FOR FRISBEE BOY!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3136/2924860772_3d2423d69e.jpg

I don't wanna name names, but you can take a wild guess..
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/n/n00b-12280.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/no-hope-for-this-thread.jpg

[Fortybox]

This thread makes me want Doritos now. Nom nom nom.

[Fatsix]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/21/nyregion/21doritos1.480.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/21/nyregion/21doritos2.480.jpg

http://www.scool.pe/SCOOL/UserFiles/SUMILLA-PANEL-DORITOS(1).jpg

http://blog.memelabs.com/files/2010/03/ctsb-final6-Samurai3.jpg

[Fortybox]

That suit of dorito armor is awesome. I'm so getting my armors altered into that.

Sindri removes some skin-tight nacho cheese Dorito armor.

[Fatsix]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-dog-pictures-yoda-wants-snack.jpg

[Merala]

LOL @ the fact that all these years later Katze and Kaseopea still say "U dont like me?!!! FOLLOWER!"


Katze,

You are a jerk to everyone, you treat everyone like shit. Kaseopea has been a liar and a bitch since I've known her (probably 7 years ago) and hasn't changed one iota. Even if you weren't a total douche on your own, which you are, you would still be considered low end because of your poor taste in company. I know a hell of a lot more about you than some other people here, and I can honestly say, they have their opinions right, whether they're bandwagon opinions or based on solid evidence.

Carry on.

[Fortybox]

LOL @ the fact that all these years later Katze and Kaseopea still say "U dont like me?!!! FOLLOWER!"


Katze,

You are a jerk to everyone, you treat everyone like shit. Kaseopea has been a liar and a bitch since I've known her (probably 7 years ago) and hasn't changed one iota. Even if you weren't a total douche on your own, which you are, you would still be considered low end because of your poor taste in company. I know a hell of a lot more about you than some other people here, and I can honestly say, they have their opinions right, whether they're bandwagon opinions or based on solid evidence.

Carry on.

But are they reeealllyy married???

[Merala]

That remains to be determined. The PC is known, worldwide, to have the nation's best super-sleuths. By the power of the internet, all mysteries will come to light at our hands.

[Fatsix]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/funny-pictures-excited-proposal-cat.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/2672674752_1561c019f6.jpg




found this too...

In need of a home...
Jul 1, 2010 ... If you know of anything or can help in any way, please email snarlingmaiden@gmail.com and leave a number which can be returned from the free ...
yakima.craigslist.org/hou/1821702898.html

Kristy (Kristine Tucker) | MySpace
snarlingmaiden Beverly, Richard's wife. This comment was sent by your friend ...
www.myspace.com/513927654 - Cached


Gotta love google!

I dare you to take my new quiz How well do you know Beverly? (Part II)
Where was I married?
a) Woodland Park
b) Discovery Park
c) Volunteer Park
d) Gasworks Park

Read more: http://www.myspace.com/504751360#ixzz14PhXVDKJ

[Drunken Durfin]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/end-scene/Stalkercatizwa.jpg

[Merala]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/funny-pictures-excited-proposal-cat.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/2672674752_1561c019f6.jpg




found this too...

In need of a home...
Jul 1, 2010 ... If you know of anything or can help in any way, please email snarlingmaiden@gmail.com and leave a number which can be returned from the free ...
yakima.craigslist.org/hou/1821702898.html

Kristy (Kristine Tucker) | MySpace
snarlingmaiden Beverly, Richard's wife. This comment was sent by your friend ...
www.myspace.com/513927654 - Cached


Gotta love google!

I dare you to take my new quiz How well do you know Beverly? (Part II)
Where was I married?
a) Woodland Park
b) Discovery Park
c) Volunteer Park
d) Gasworks Park

Read more: http://www.myspace.com/504751360#ixzz14PhXVDKJ

See? Told you. Super-sleuths.

[Fatsix]

Shit. $1.99 would have told me everything that was true, but that would be creepy. Someone else can do it.

[Fortybox]

Status is single...

NM, snarlingmaiden made a comment. zomg she is 45!

[Fatsix]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uMZt3YQIbGc/TIMXeUSAyiI/AAAAAAAAASU/BdGQ0UAoidw/s1600/boredcat-isbored.jpg


I'ma bout to make one of theese!

http://www.funnythreat.com/images_funny/images/bored-office-2.jpg

http://triticale.mu.nu/archives/images/hugemanatee.jpg


For Forty...

http://peanutbutterfingers.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg


I don't know why you would even do this. Fucking funny tho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqnoxT2bzb4

[Fortybox]

I'm not allowed to like Chuck Norris or talk about him at all considering it was Glitch that was our Mariah Carey Hero who saved us from him.

Even though the GM summoned him at my request, attacked me as a result of it. But well you know...no bitterness here!

You are wearing a dusty damask vest, the Essence of Chuck Norris, a giant couch with Tom Cruise jumping madly upon it, an opaque glass amulet, a felt-lined narrow gem bag, some Michael Jackson sequin performance pants, a baseball cap enscribbled with "Weezer Rules", a sack in all the likeness of Lindsay Lohan, a glittery sequin glove with the intials MJ embroidered on the wrist, and a container of total evilness.

I really need to upgrade my couch to a skin-tight cheesy Dorito suit of armor.

[Fatsix]

I'm not allowed to like Chuck Norris or talk about him at all considering it was Glitch that was our Mariah Carey Hero who saved us from him.

Even though the GM summoned him at my request, attacked me as a result of it. But well you know...no bitterness here!

You are wearing a dusty damask vest, the Essence of Chuck Norris, a giant couch with Tom Cruise jumping madly upon it, an opaque glass amulet, a felt-lined narrow gem bag, some Michael Jackson sequin performance pants, a baseball cap enscribbled with "Weezer Rules", a sack in all the likeness of Lindsay Lohan, a glittery sequin glove with the intials MJ embroidered on the wrist, and a container of total evilness.

I really need to upgrade my couch to a skin-tight cheesy Dorito suit of armor.

You're a fashion nightmare.

[Fortybox]

You're a fashion nightmare.

Well once I turn the couch into a dorito suit and the vest into a ROFL Lawlsauce vest I think I'll be ready to walk the runway.

[Fatsix]

Well once I turn the couch into a dorito suit and the vest into a ROFL Lawlsauce vest I think I'll be ready to walk the runway.
The suit is cool, the vest is not.. Get a mutilated cat or something...

[Fortybox]

The suit is cool, the vest is not.. Get a mutilated cat or something...

Nah, I think I am going to start my OOC campaign. A ROFL lawlsauce vest of complete and total OOCness is next!

[Spooky]

You should alter your armor or vest into a ShamWOW!

Just imagine..

Fortybox swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +344 vs DS: +253 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +23 = +131
... and hits for 2 points of damage!
Glancing blow to your right leg!

** Your ShamWOW! release a quivering wave of disruption at Fortybox **

... 5 points of damage!
Fortybox's left leg jerks momentarily.

[diethx]

If he gets a Shamwow he'll have to complete the set. A slapchop weapon perhaps, a sign that insists you'll love his nuts. And a swollen and bloodied tongue complete with hooker-bite.

[Fortybox]

ZOMG im totally getting a shamwow now. I sure hope there will be merchants for Shattered!

[Fortybox]

I absolutely adore the word "enscribbled", and have actually used it irl several times since I first saw that hat. "Honey, do you know where my sister's new phone number is?" "Yes, I enscribbled it on the pad of paper on the shelf by my desk."

All I said is I want a Weezer hat and that's the the GM dude gave me.

[Drunken Durfin]

I've been thinking about making a cleric. I'll need a "Jesus Saves" pin, tome altered into "Holy bible" and a few other things. I wonder if the name Billy Graham is taken?